#Yes this is a real recipe and yes it does taste good and yes those are my recommendations on the flour and butter

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Lena Luthor's Just-Right Cookies

After being diagnosed with Celiac's Disease, I discovered gluten is a hidden allergen in a lot of processed foods. Cookies are a guilty pleasure for me, so how could I resist attempting a version my digestive system would tolerate? I hope you enjoy.

Note: Per my review of recipes on this site, I have chosen the Engilsh/US Customary Measuring System despite it's lack of accuracy. I have tested the recipe using the below measurements and determined it will suffice for your baking needs.

Ingredients:

2 1/2 cups Gluten free Flour Mix*

12 ounces of Dairy Free Chocolate Chips

2/3rds of a cup of Dairy Free Butter**

1 and 1/4 cups of brown sugar

1/4 cup of white sugar

1 teaspoon of vanilla extract

1 teaspoon of baking powder

1 teaspoon of baking soda

1/4 cup of egg substitute***

1 teaspoon of salt

Materials required:

Medium bowl (holds between 4 to 8 quarts)

Teaspoon set (English/US Customary Measuring System)

Measuring Cup Set (English/US Customary Measuring System)

Spatula

Baking sheets

Cookie Sheet (Flat pan)

Timer

toothpick

wire cooling rack

Instructions:

Start with preheating the oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit. Do NOT skip this step and insert cookies before oven is preheated. Your cookies will thank you.

Wash hands.

In a Medium bowl, cream the dairy-free butter, vanilla extract, and both types of sugar. Seek a liquid consistency.

Fold in the egg substitute.

Sift in the gluten free flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt.

Stir thoroughly. Avoid clumps. It will no longer be a liquid at this point as it should firm the texture into a wet dough. If the mixture is still pure liquid, I recommend verifying you used the correct cup count for the dry ingredients or perhaps buying a new measuring cup set.

Stir in the chocolate chips. The resistance to your stirring should increase the more you work this dough, but it should not increase to the point of glue. If you have accidentally made glue, I recommend evaluating whether you measured the correct amount of wet ingredients or again, buying a new measuring cup set.

Lay a baking sheet over your flat cookie pan.

Wash hands.

Using a teaspoon, scoop the dough and cup your hand to press it into a ball shape. Place each exactly two inches apart. This is because the dough will expand during baking. I recommend using a ruler to measure the width of the teaspoon of rolled cookie dough. It should measure three-quarters of an inch. From its outer edges, mark the two inch gap. This will verify none of your cookies spread into each other. We are baking cookies not brownies.

Insert into oven and bake for six to eight minutes or until light brown. The reason for the range is due to the differences in how ovens are constructed and if they are gas-fired, electric, old, new, and other irregularities. A timer will save the cookies from burning due to inattentiveness.

Let cool for two minutes on a wire rack for maximum air coverage.

* For those demanding to know which brand of Gluten Free Mixes I use, I recommend using the metric system to precisely measure the ratio cornstarch, white rice flour, and tapioca flour. However, I promised to keep this recipe to the English/US Customary Measuring System, so use 1/2 cup of cornstarch, 1/2 cup of tapioca flour, and 1 and 1/2 cups of white rice flour. If you do not wish to mix your own blend, I recommend King Arthur as a reliable brand.

** For those insisting I list my favorite brands of Dairy-free Butter, I recommend Earth Balance (Salt free). Please do not mistake this for Smart Balance, which is not even remotely the same item.

*** For those that insist on eggs, two eggs will suffice. This is because two egg yolks approximate to the same liquid volume as the amount I specified in this recipe.

COMMENTS AND REVIEWS

FIVE STARS FOR SURE. THESE ARE SO GOOD. LENA IS A GENIUS. -- CookiesForLife

1 STAR Why are you so anti gluten? seems so ridiculous considering how superior it is. your cookies will never measure up. how dare you. I bet your brother made this and you just cash in on it like you did the trial. pretending to be against his evil to take over the company. this recipe probably poisons people. you should be in jail. --RotInHellLuthor

5 STARS @ RotInHellLuthor WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?? CAN YOU NOT READ THE RECIPE? HOW DO YOU POISON ANYONE WHEN THIS IS ALL ACTUAL FOOD INGREDIENTS? TAKE YOUR BIGOTRY AWAY FROM MY FAVORITE COOKIES -- CookiesForLife

1 STAR All of the Luthor sre evill so then this must be evil too. don't fall for it. zero stars if i could but site doesn't let me -- AntiLuthor

5 STARS @ AntiLuthor DID YOU EVEN TRY THIS RECIPE? OR ARE YOU A SOUR LOSER AND CAN'T HANDLE IT'S AMAZING TASTE? NOT ALL LUTHORS ARE EVIL YOU KNOW. DON'T JUDGE EVERYONE BY THE ACTIONS OF ONE DUDE. --CookiesForLife

5 STARS The cookies did indeed turn out quite delicious. I was pleasantly surprised. My child has Celiac's so this recipe has been a life send. --TiredMother

4 STARS Excellent recipe. Would make again. -- DarkSideCookies

1 STAR Tank this shit. Don't let the Luthors win! They are trying to mind control all of you with pretending to be kind human beings! --TinFoilHat

5 STARS BEST RECIPE EVER. FLOOD THIS WITH LOVE, EVERYONE! DON'T LET THE HATERS HIDE THIS AMAZING RECIPE! THE WORLD MUST KNOW HOW GOOD IT IS! --CookiesForLife

5 STARS My friend told me I had to save Lena Luthor's Cookie Recipe by submitting this comment. But it didn't seem right without actually baking the recipe. So I have baked it and I ate it all in one sitting. My only regret is now I have nothing to share with my boyfriend. :'( I guess I should make another batch. --TransTheBaking

1 STAR why isn't she in jail. evil luthor hag. --HatingIsALifeStylle

4 STARS I made this with my kid as a fun lesson in not judging a book by its cover. We were very surprised by how tasty this recipe turned out to be. I request, however, what Ms. Luthor recommends for the gluten free flour mixture. The brand we used was a bit grainy. --BakingMomForHire

1 STAR why she exist --Anon2484

5 STARS @ Anon2484 WHY DO YOU EXIST MEANIE PANTS. --CookiesForLife

4 STARS Dear Ms. Luthor, I humbly request you share which brands you believe are best. I keep selecting far too grainy flours. The taste overall is quite good, but the texture is missing the fluidity that is wheat flour. --BritishBoy

1 STAR TANK IT TANK IT STOP TRUSTING THE LUTHORS -- PissedOffBaker

5 STARS @ PissedOffBaker SOME BAKER ARE YOU IF YOU WON'T EVEN TRY THE RECIPE AND INSTEAD JUST ENGAGE IN HATE. DO YOU ALSO TURN AWAY LGBTQIA PEOPLE AND ALIENS? --CookiesForLife

4 STARS Please share which brands you use!! The taste is delicious but I want to avoid grainy textures that GF is known for --EscapeTheGrainy

3 STARS I did enjoy the recipe. I did not enjoy who wrote this. Egotistical much? --NoPersonalityPlease

5 STARS My Daughter and I had to try this as soon as it posted. Healthy Cookies? Safe from most allergens? Hell yes! And it did not disappoint! Honestly, the disappointment was me reading reviews. I glossed over the name of the recipe, and all the hate was a shock. It's just cookies, guys. Make it or don't. Anyway, my daughter and I enjoyed it, so thank you recipe author. --HotSingleMother

1 STAR hate you luthors --TruthAndAmerica

5 STARS @ TruthAndAmerica COOKIES HATE YOU TOO. --CookiesForLife

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on your anniversary you come home and he's cooked a fucking 5 star meal- like the kinda shit you only get at some fancy ass overpriced restaurant . After dinner you suprise him with a huge intricate Lego set you know he's been wanting but wouldn't ask for because it's soooo expensive & he nearly cries.

He spends like 2 hours going down on you out of pure joy alone before letting you tie him to the bed and ride him until he DOES cry- whimpering "thank you" and "I love you"'s over and over before you've even let him cum. tears falling down his flushed cheeks and eyes rolling back in his head as he writhes against the restraints, so desperate and grateful for whatever you give him. such a good boy, your perfect little house husband 😌

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okay. Since we got minimum wage retail Laios confirmed by Kui. House husband Laios is so fucking real.

Laios who’s a total part timer since meeting you, he works for pocket change and like. Bare minimum benefits just to keep things comfy for the two of you while he basically puts everything in savings. (Until like one day he just quits tbh when yall are really settled in)

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He cleans up your apartment every day. Like, he’s not the best or a maid or anything. He’s just a dude. But he does recognize that he’s immensely privileged and does his best to show you hey. He does care. And he wants you to not have to bust your ass after coming from a full time shift. He does basic things like dishes and stuff and on the weekends you guys maybe spend an hour or two maximum cleaning on the weekends together

LAIOS. PACKS YOUR LUNCH. He love love LOVES doing this and he has little sandwich shapers to make them into little dinosaurs or dolphins or something. And he does bentos with cute little pins and molds and he lovingly spends time on this. I think he genuinely enjoys doing this stuff and testing out new recipes.

And cooking in general!! Like that is how Laios shows he loves you forreal. He genuinely pays attention to your tastes and tries to “gourmet” your favorite foods. (I’ve been rereading the manga and when Marcille’s upset he offers to try his best to make whatever she wants to eat out of monsters and it’s so cute…). Like you want grilled cheese? How about grilled Brie on fresh made bread? Bagels? Oh yeah he tried a new recipe at Senshi’s at 4 am, here’s fresh out of the oven pastries. It’s so cute.

I think. He loves like those random ass kitchen gadgets too. He 100% has an ice cream maker and he makes custom flavors for you.

And he just loves watching you eat. It’s such an expression of love. He works so damn hard to make you smile and make you happy. And his food never sucks because 1. Senshi teaches him everything 2. He ALWAYS tests recipes before going way too hard with them. Like he pays attention to your palette so if he made something gross or something just. Not to your tastes you’d let him know in the trial stage.

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Cooking headcannons for touchstarved Li’s when? 👀

Apparently now, anon! Some Cooking/Baking/General Meal Time headcanons. Sorry as always that I am so late, lol. I got distracted by Halloween/October things. ✦✦✦✦✦

Vere: ✦ Canonically, he’s bad at it. But W H Y?? ✦ When I thought about why Vere might be a bad cook I decided he is likely the kind to get distracted, try to make everything at once, get bored with the instructions, etc. It's not the kind of food he craves, so cooking is very low-stakes to him. ✦ I’m trying to decide if I think his sense of taste is remarkably different from a human. Since his nose is impeccable, he SHOULD be able to determine if something is going to be good or not… ✦ Perhaps the real issue standing in his way is: Human food does not satiate him.

✦ Though he does have human foods he likes to eat. He's a texture person.  Loves a delicate texture, easy to slice through with his fangs.  Something supple. ✦ When he gets the cooking urge, he cooks a ton of food at once. Absolutely no intention of eating most of it. ✦ MC: “Who is going to eat this?”   Vere: “I’ve been fairly blatant about my interest in doing so, but you are willfully obtuse.” ✦ If you'll allow me to quote myself:

"Vere cooks how others might enjoy a leisurely stroll. 

Which is to say: he seems to be having fun, but you’re not convinced he intends on really going anywhere." The journey is often the destination. ✦ You ask him to cook or bake with you?: (If he likes you:) "I suppose. If you think you have the stamina." If he doesn't like you it's still a yes but you're the meal. ✦ If you're helping him cook, BE CAREFUL WITH THE KNIFE!  If you nick yourself and draw blood...you might get more than you bargained for...

Leander: ✦ The fandom has spoken. This man can't cook. He's just...too innovative.~ He could follow a recipe. He won't...but he could. ✦ You ask him to cook or bake with you?: He actually sounds awkward for a moment. “Ooohh, uh... you want to cook together?”  But he bounces back quickly.  “Of course we can do that! Sounds like fun. I’m sure our favorite barkeep won’t mind, we can use the kitchen here!”  (She minds.  She looks in on the two of you frequently to make sure you’re not going to burn the Wick down.) ✦ If you know your way around the kitchen already, he's happy to take a backseat. :) He measures out ingredients and has them all neatly ready for you. ✦ If you make him take the lead: Is that sweat sliding down the back of his neck? And his face is awfully red. "Ah, actually, I just thought of a better idea." How about the two of you rely on the expertise of your favorite cooks/bakers from around town for this one? Really immerse yourselves for a day (er, a few hours), learn from a professional. Who would you like to teach you? He can pull some strings and make it happen! :) :) :) ✦ ~Magical meal prep.~ He slices and dices with spell work. Like it's a party trick and not a potentially grisly weapon. Don't think too hard on the other potential applications of that spell, okay? :) ✦ Everything can be improved with cheese! (AKA: He puts cheese on top of everything.) ✦ He's unlikely to share this part of himself of his own accord, but... Naturally, he still knows all of his high society dining etiquette.  He can tell you all about place settings and the correct formal silverware order and how to tell which fork is the dessert fork, etc. Hopefully you'll never be put in a situation where that's knowledge that you need. He really doesn't want to subject you to that kind of person, if he can help it. Those people are closer to the Senobium and most would do anything for a favor. Best to stick to places where it's more safe. Right here next to him is free. ✦ He has a brilliant mind for what wines go with what foods. One of the few drink recommendations you can trust him on. "Of course, these are all just suggestions. What matters is that you're drinking what you like, right?" (<- He's trying to sell you on his new mixolology concoction. Do not trust.) ✦ Could hold a formal tea for you but you will really have to wheedle it out of him. And he'll only say yes if you agree that it stays between the two of you. "You have to pinky promise." ;) and it only counts if it's bare skin. ✦ That said, he's at his most comfortable when he's in some little hole-in-the-wall, enjoying great local food that someone else made. ✦ Extremely interested in any dishes you enjoy that are local to your home/culturally significant to you. Will hunt someone down who can make them for you if you're feeling homesick. (Or will find the ingredients if you prefer to make it yourself.) He's a good guy like that. :)

Kuras: ✦ He tries to make the recipe but he just makes things worse. Like many things in his long life. ✦ He's worse than Vere. A lot worse. 'Possibly the worst cook in the entire city' type worse. ✦ Cooking is just so outside of his realm of existence. ✦ It doesn't help that Everything tastes like p u r e n o t h i n g to him. It's not just that he doesn't need to eat, the very sensation of taste is beyond him. ✦ But he occasionally likes to try to make food for his friends and loved ones. He understands that food sharing is an important human social behavior and he'd like to participate how he can and show that he values his bonds with the people he chooses. ✦ He is uniquely awful at it though. Time has made very little improvement. ✦ Ever since that Valentine's Day cake, baking is his ✨passion.✨ Mhin had a good reaction, so he's decided not to give; he made such an obvious breakthrough with that one. ✦ You ask him to cook or bake with you?: He accepts immediately. He's overjoyed. "I'm sure this will be an enlightening experience. I confess myself as rather lacking when it comes to this activity so please consider me your humble student. Anything you wish to teach me would be appreciated." ✦ Of course, the two of you will have to work around the clinic's schedule. (You ought to realize quickly that he does not have a good gauge of time when it comes to meals. Take the initiative or starve tbh.) ✦ He is very attentive to everything you say.  His earnest face while listening to you is unbearably adorable.  Frequently tilts his head like a cat. ✦ He hangs off your every word and even asks questions.  Though, some of the questions you don’t quite know how to answer.  (“When you chew, do you instinctively know how many times is appropriate, or must you count?”  “....I…what?”) ✦ You think that particular question might be a joke... Hard to say. ✦ Even when you are running the show and watching him to make sure he does everything right…every time something somehow ends up going wrong. ✦ Pro tip: don't let him put anything into the oven or determine the cooking/baking times. Otherwise, things will get...strange. ✦ You are the test subject–I mean: taste tester.  Kuras insists that your opinion is of the utmost importance.  Are you brave enough?  If not, are you tough enough to politely decline when his eyes are sparkling softly with affection and excitement like that??

Think of it this way:

If you get sick (which you will) you’re already at the doctor’s!  ✨Convenient!✨ ✦ Comfortable silence in the kitchen when they two of you are working together. <3 ...As soon as you accept that nothing will be edible. Actually, maybe you should stop this. This is probably more food waste than a post-apocalyptic world can afford.

Ais: ✦ Of course he knows how. ✦ Well.  Maybe not him specifically. But give him a moment, he’s pretty sure he’s got the equivalent of a Michelin 3 Star chef (or two, but who’s counting?) “in here somewhere.”  (He taps on his temple.) ✦ He doesn't have an interest in human food. "You want recommendations try asking Pretty Boy." ✦ He does like to experiment with making treats for his Soulless.  He’s bought them snacks from the market on occasion, but he likes the feeling of taking care of them and providing for them contributing with his own hands.  Plus, he can make them treats that are a lot less grain heavy.  They prefer meat.

✦ (Most aren't stupid enough to try and poison the treats he buys, but he did kill someone for trying once. Not that the shit they put inside was strong enough. He ate the stupid biscuit right in front of them just to prove a point. Last thing they ever saw.) ✦ If the Sea Spring has a kitchen…look, he hasn't been in there in a while. There might be mold.  There is almost certainly mold. ✦ Luckily, Kuras has a kitchen!  And he doesn’t seem to use it, so it’s basically free real estate.  If Ais is ever in need of somewhere to cook or bake, he’ll be using Kuras’ space. ✦ He can do meat preparation really well (he’s an absolute butcher with anything sharp) and smoke meat really well but spending an overabundance of his time preparing meals (meals that aren't even the preferred sustenance of Monsters like him) feels like a poor use of his life. He's got shit to do. ✦ You ask him to cook or bake with you?: "Huh... Nah. Don't think I will..." <- neutral bastard “Or what?” <- He feels like riling you up a little extra today. ✦ (You're more likely to get that experience if you catch him doing it of his own accord and join in/keeping him company in the clinic while he works.)

Mhin: ✦ Diametrically opposed to Leander (and Vere), they will follow the recipe exactly whenever possible. ✦ The only one you can trust to make something edible without fail. ✦ Mhin is an alchemist.  Cooking and baking are both easy for them.  None of these components are even going to explode or create poisonous gas if mixed.  The worst thing that will happen is that they’ll eat a meal they aren’t completely satisfied with.  (And honestly, what else is new these days?) ✦ They are impressively quick and precise in the kitchen!  They can cut things so fast! Can also cut fruit into animal shapes for reasons that they will not explain. ✦ When they cook, they are making meals to feed themself.  It’s a necessity that they are performing to keep themself able to tolerate their strenuous life. At the same time, it relaxes them to an extent–it grounds them, it’s something concrete to focus on that isn’t … –but it’s a necessity first and foremost. ✦ Mhin’s cooking has a tendency to be b l a n d.  They are filled with too much self-loathing to season more interested in the nutritional value of the meal than its flavor.  Plus, spices are costly and they aren’t about to spend any of their hard earned money on the luxury of taste. ✦ Mhin’s baking is significantly more inspired than their cooking.  If they have the good fortune and the wherewithal to bake themself a little treat, they have a good intuition for (delicate, sweet) flavors.  They never get the opportunity, but.  The ability is there. ✦ In another life (an easier life) baking could have been a hobby. ✦ You ask them to cook or bake with you?: "..." Mhin isn’t the type to teach someone, but… If you're any good, you could be a useful second pair of hands. If you're hopeless...they should really leave you to your own devices, but… someone needs to tell you to stop holding a knife like that. It's annoying to look at. It will just take them a few seconds to correct you. And then you're on your own! (They still stay. They were using Kuras' kitchen first.) ✦ Will scold you for holding the knife wrong.  Tries to explain the correct way–which is to say, the safest way–to handle it but...  They’re not used to having to verbalize their thoughts/instructions to people, since they are always alone. ✦ So they'll finally just settle in behind you and show you how to position your hands and cut away from yourself. ✦ Backs off ASAP because being able to feel your body heat and being so close to you flusters them.  (Not to mention whatever is happening with your hands.) They go off into their own little corner to meal prep extra because they want to be prepared–definitely not so that they can look away from you and focus on something else for a while. ✦ Mhin can tell you about the chemical reaction that makes bread rise.  Mhin can tell you why and how each ingredient is important, which ones you can skip and substitute if supplies in this post Fogfall world are running low.  Mhin can tell you that you are not doing that right, what are you doing?  Stop.  That is way too much vanilla extract. ✦ If you ever reach their maximum affection level: Their face looks like it is absolutely on fire when they offer to share their favorite dessert this dessert they’ve really been craving with you.  They’ll even teach you how to make it, and you two could make it together if you'd like...

[divinelolita]

ugly giggling rn

why does every idea i have for u make me feel like ive alr sent this

ahem

imma get the number 4 along with a coca cola(the full mf band headcannons) with a male reader who's a baker and likes to bake for them bro

they prolly dont have sweet tooths(oh wait yes they do remember when they tried alat candy?) anyway an example is that maybe they're down and reader makes em smth like brownies(TRUST i made brownies about a month ago from my break up and it worked real well.) but still leaves em alone and lets em think(unless they want reader with them in there lap or smth AHEM tom)

of courseee like always add whatever whenever😔🤚🏾

LOVE YOUUU

BAND X BAKER READER

HII I LOVE YOU MORE 😍😍 last time i made brownies those bithces wre as hard as ROCKS like i literally slammed it onto the counter and it stayed in one piece..uh anyways

BILL:

・He loves anything you make

・He gets so happy when you give him a batch of brownies or cookies JKHEXBJJKEDX

・Can never hide his happiness when he receives something, hes always grinning ear to ear

・THE PRAISEEEEE

"Oh my god, M/N! You made this? It's looks so good holy shit-"

・ofc we made it tf 🤨

・He always asks you to eat with him, he likes being by your side!

・He has a huge ass sugar tooth, have you seen the way he acts around skittles? 😭😭

・If you ask him to help you (even if it's as small as something like mixing the batter) he gets so GIDDYYYYY

・Loves helping you in any way he can!!!

TOM:

・He'd try to hide how excited he is whenever you give him something.

・His love language is giving gifts so receiving gifts from YOU? oh my LORD he's so thrilled.

・Can't help but laugh whenever he sees a smudge of flour on your nose or shirt, yet doesn't tell you it's there.

・He thinks it's too cute to wipe off 😴

・Wrapping his arm around you as he takes a bite of whatever you've given him

・Telling you how good it is between every bite, rubbing his fingers up and down your sides.

"This is the best fucking thing I've tasted in my whole life.."

・If you ask to bake with him he cancels all of his plans crossing plans with you, immediately coming over.

・Slinging an arm around your shoulders as he reads the recipe, his head rested on the top of your head

GEORG:

・AHH FREE FOOD! 😍

・nah fr he loves the fact you can bake, he can't make a decent batch of cookies to save his life.

・Always shocked whenever he receives something, no matter how long you've been doing it

"Another cupcake?"

"Shut the fuck up and eat it."

・yes sir.

・He goes HAM on that shit he loves your baking.

・Actually refuses to buy baked goods anywhere else, unless it's an ABSOLUTE need.

・Asks BEGS you to sit down and eat with him, even if it just a small bite off the corner of a brownie

・Leaning against you as he eats it 😻😻

GUSTAV:

・OH MY GOD.

・Y'all r the perfect match. He loves cooking and you love baking 🫶🫶

・He's always looking forward to the next thing you make him

・Gets so happy even if it's something small like a macaron.

・If you try to cheer him up by baking something he gets so fucking HAPPY!!

"Oh..for me?"

"Of course! I know you've been down lately so..."

・He'd be SOBBINGGG later 🤞

・He's just so grateful he's dating you and that you actually gift him stuff KSHWDXBBKH

[mazeinthemiroh]

[soft thoughts]

- i love the idea of minho being so fragile and sweet to his partner, that his teasing isnt excessive and he just pampers them with compliments all the time

- hyunjin painting a pic of his partner while lana del rey plays in the background.

- jisung being shy receiving light kisses on his bare back

- jeongin constantly linking pinkies with partner when they’re out in public or sitting beside each other.

- chan sucking light, lazy marks on your neck when he’s stressed from working

- baking all day with felix by the time you guys are done, the sun is setting and the light peeks through the curtains while you guys take a nap on the couch in each others arms

- seungmin reading random entries of his diary before bed

- being in an almost suffocating hug with binnie after he comes back from tour and he doesnt let you go and follows you around like a puppy

thank you for sending these in omg i love your soft thoughts so much ;-;

- i've been thinking about bf minho lately and i just think that, ofc, he will be such a sweetheart. people think he's scary or rude but like, be for real... like we all know he's just the biggest softie in the world, he isn't fooling anyone. first of all, he's a cat person. like... who wouldn't trust him? we see the way he handles his babies with such care and love in his eyes. and we see, for certain members, he has a massive soft spot for. obviously hannie; the way he looks at him... that's pure love right there. but also felix and jeongin he is very tender and gentle with. and i strongly feel that the way he treats those member sis very simialr to the way he would treat his s/o. ofc he would be a lot more physically affectionate. i feel like once he's entered that comfortable stage with you there's like no turning back. then he's full fluff mode.

thank you for listening to my ted talk 😚

- BABBEEEEEE you did not just mention lana del rey to me like how did you know i was a fan??? ahh, amazing. hyunjin has amazing taste and we've heard him sing a lana song on a live before with that beautiful voice of his. of course, being the artists he is, your his inspiration, and he would want to paint or sketch you regularly. and to romanticise it even more? queen lana herself, serenading you both with her voice in the background.

"it's you, it's you, it's all for you. everything i do. i tell you all the time, heaven is a place on earth with you~"

- yeah because jisung is such a smug little shit something, stealing kisses here and there. but the MINUTE you catch him off guard - perhaps when he has just gotten out of the shower, towel wrapped around his waist - and trail kisses on his back, his whole body freezes. he feels blood rush to his cheeks as he slowly starts to relax into you touch, letting you kiss wherever you want...

- why are you making me cry okay YES jeongin isn't a massive PDA person but the small things matter most. and there's nothing that gives him more butterflies than interlinking pinkies with you. there's something so gentle and even vulnerable about the act that makes his heart flutter.

- you're making me DIZZY imagine you sitting in his studio (the way every single bangchan ff starts off in) and sitting on his lap while he does his work. but he's getting frustrated and it's late at night and all he wants to do is go home and cuddle up to you and sleep. having you in his arms relaxes him way more than if he was by himself. but sometimes he will feel mischievous and lean closer, a small grin on his features as he lightly grazes his lips against the skin of your neck. he responds to your shivers by getting a bit more heated, lightly sucking on your skin as you lean in deeper... he has you right were he wants you.

- felix loves baking dates and will gladly spend the whole day trying new recipes with you and making delicious treats! but by the time you guys finished, you realise it's dark out. so, what's for dinner? all your cookies and brownies and other goods, of course! you two bask in your amazing baking skills as you cuddle up on the sofa, exhausted and filled to the brim with your own creations.

- seungmin surprises himself when he re-reads things he's written in his diary way in the past. "did you really feel that way?" he mused out loud, whilst you look over at him from the other side of the bed, smiling gently. soemtimes he would read certain entries to you out loud; the ones that aren't too personal and deep. just light-hearted ones that'll make you laugh. or ones about his feelings for you <3

- oh he ain't letting you go. and say goodbye to your lungs because they've gone too. i see chnagbin fully tackle you to the ground in a smothering hug because he hasn't seen his baby in so long?? what else is he supposed to do?? nope he's not letting you go, and so you'll just have to stay pressed up against his chest, big soft arms wrapped around you, and aggressive kisses from every single angle.

[holylulusworld]

So Y/N is almost done preparing her world famous pie which the whole gang loves. She puts the portion on different plates and goes to the kitchen table and puts one in front of charlie, one for Sam, one for Cas, one for Jack who looks at the plate like a 5 year old looks at disneyland for first time in real. And finally she puts the final plate in front of Dean with a little more thud and takes her seat.

Y/N- Oh Guys plz dig in…I hope you all like it!!

Cas- Yes Y/N, i must say it is very delicious, i would like to share the recipe with my fellow angel friends in heaven.. If you don’t mind ofcourse

Y/N- Yes ofcourse Cas, thank you, well i hope everyone in heaven atleast likes it and not like on earth!

*she gives a annoyed side look to Dean and goes back to eating*

Dean on other hand is staring at her plate, a plate which has a burnt toast on it rather than a pie. He looks at Sam giving him an expression with Sam reciprocating him with only an apologetic look. It is now he realises he was in huge trouble.

“Oh god dean , plz don’t stop” says Y/N as he makes her way down to her body, now ascending peppering kisses up her thigh.

“Can i take these off babe?” he asks tugging at hem of her shorts.

“Yes plz” she says whimpering, her whole body on her but also because she has a surprise planned underneath those shorts for him.

Finally after dragging her shorts off her body, agonisingly slow whilst no taking his lust blown eyes off her, he keeps on sucking his way till he reached to his prize. Kissing on top of her soaked panties “ Baby”, he goes in again and smells something fruity, well it is a fruit for him, that he loves to eat *wink wink* but why does her panties smell like his favourite apple pie. “ Babe?” he asks Y/N who has her eyes closed and fists balled in pleasure “Yeah Dean” she replies with a low voice. When he doesn’t reply she open her eyes and looks up to caught him staring confusingly between her legs . “ Babe , not that i mind, but why do my 🐱smells like apple pie.

She sits up nervously, “Oh Actually Dean, these are edible panties, and i, actually i ordered them in this flavour just for you…you know because apple pi…” before she could complete her sentence, Dean starts laughing “ Oh my God Y/N, an apple pie edible panties, that’s so fucking hilarious” . He continues to laugh not noticing how Y/N’s face drops in embarrassment. He didn’t mean to make fun of her, i mean his favourite pie and her 🐱, it was like a Heaven for Dean, but he was so caught up in the moment, he didn’t even notice Y/N get up and get dressed. His laughter dies out when he sees her finally.

Dean- Hey, why are you dressed babe?…i haven’t eaten yet..like literally

And he burst into laughter again which only stopped when he heard the door slammed shut and Y/N no where to be found

And the realisation dawned upon Dean

“Bollocks”

Charlie’s voice brings him back to current

“oh my god Y/N, this is so fucking delicious, damm girl, you are so good”

“thanks charlie, i have got some left in the fridge and since you appreciate it so much, it’s all yours”

Y/N replies to charlie hugging her, while giving Dean her death stare.

Dean looks down at his well Burn Toast Pie and knows he has to do something. FAST!!

🤓🤓🤓🤓

Oh Shucks!!!

Who is gonna help Deano

Sam?

Charlie?

Cas?

Jack…uhm no i guess

Or maybe Lulu?🤔🤔

Aw, I loved it. ♥♥♥ It was so funny seeing Dean pie-less.

He only got burned toast...OMG. My beloved pie enthusiast didn't get pie.

Dean, you fool. You don't laugh if your girl tries to do something sexy/naughty for you.

How can we fix this?

---

The only way to get back in your good graces is to apologize and do something special for you.

So, Dean was looking online for eatable thongs for him to wear. 😈

He placed candles all over your shared room, and put on your favorite romantic music.

Dean will try to make things up to you tonight. And maybe, you'll get to taste his eatable thong too...🥵

[thoselethalarts]

𝒮𝓉𝒶𝒽𝓁𝒾 ℋ𝑒𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓇 - 𝒫𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝒮𝓉𝑜𝓇𝓎

(SR) Lab Coats (Part 2): “What a Better Opportunity Than Now!”

(NRC: Botanical Gardens)

(A few weeks later…)

Stahli: Awww~ Look at you cute little things~! All the berries are looking so fresh and healthy~! Stahli: So fascinating… The main berries I used to cross-pollinate were blackberries and raspberries… But somehow every raspberry and blackberry plant was of a different origin, and now all of their fruits are different still from their parent plants! Stahli: Boysenberries, loganberries, tummelberries, and veitchberries are all hybrid species that came from these two parent plants according to my research… I wonder if I can tell which ones are which from the taste alone.

(Stahli pops one of the berries into his mouth and munches on it slowly)

Stahli: …Hm! There’s no doubt, this is just like a real boysenberry...! Stahli: The flavor is a little different from the ones you would find at the store, probably because I didn’t spend many generations growing these and perfecting their flavors, but still! Stahli: I can already think of so many things this would be good in~ I can’t wait to pick them and get started on the fun part!

(Heavy footsteps approach Stahli)

Trey: Haah… what a day.

Stahli: Oh! Hi Trey! Oh… are you alright mein freund? You look exhausted.

Trey: Do I really look that tired? Trey: Well, exhausted really doesn’t cover it. Exasperated sounds a bit more accurate. Trey: Needless to say, I won’t be staying long for club today. I’ve got so much work I have to do for tonight.

Stahli: Oh dear! Whatever happened?

Trey: Well, you probably already know this but in Heartslabyul we have frequent tea parties and Unbirthday Parties that we celebrate every month, per the rule of the Queen of Hearts. Trey: We’re supposed to have one of those parties tonight, and I’m usually in charge of prepping all the baking since I’m the only one in our dorm that has the know-how to do so. Trey: But this morning a bunch of freshmen decided to make omelets for breakfast, a ton of them, and they used up the last of the eggs that we had on hand. Trey: I told them, “That’s fine, no big deal, just go to Sam’s shop to get some more”, since it seemed only fair that they replace them after using them all. Trey: But they said they didn’t have any money. I told them that’s fine, but that means I’d have to tell Riddle to get the funds for them. Trey: By the time I came back with the money, they were all nowhere to be found. Probably just didn’t want to face the consequences of their own actions.

Stahli: Oh dear, yes that does sound likely.

Trey: Yeah… which okay, fine, whatever, I’ll just get them myself then. But when I went to Sam’s to pick up some more he said they were… not in stock.

Stahli: Gasp! No! The Great and Mighty Sam, he whose shop is always IN STOCK NOW?! He was out of stock?!

Trey: Yeah, I couldn’t believe it either. He said that he sold his last carton that morning, and would get more in by tomorrow. Trey: So now I don’t know what I’m going to do. I don’t have the time today to run into town to pick some up and still make what I need with them, and I’m kind of at my wits end thinking about it. Trey: I can make pies and tarts just fine without eggs, but I promised Riddle I would make him a specific cake for today’s tea party. Without any eggs to make it I’m kind of SOL.

Stahli: Hmm… Well, have you tried applesauce?

Trey: …What? Trey: Stahli, this is for a tea party. I don’t think Riddle would be very pleased with having just a bowl of applesauce as a replacement for a whole cake.

Stahli: No, no! I mean to replace the eggs in the recipe! Use applesauce to replace the eggs!

Trey: Applesauce… to replace the eggs?

Stahli: Or bananas, if you have those on hand.

Trey: Wh- Wait no, there’s no way that would work… would it?

Stahli: I would drink poison on it! My mother does it all the time, after all. Stahli: We have plenty of apples around my house because of our apple tree, and sometimes my stepmother’s chickens don’t always lay in the morning, so we’ll use applesauce instead for our morning pancakes! Stahli: I believe it’s about… ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce or mashed banana per large egg to use it as a substitution ingredient. It works perfectly fine as a replacement! Stahli: She gave me a whole list of ingredients that can be used to replace others in a pinch if needed, I have them written down if you’d like to try any of them. Stahli: They might not work the same for something like a tart crust, but if you made a cake or something similar it would come out just fine!

Trey: I mean if you say it’ll work I guess I can try it. Honestly, I suppose anything would work better than what I’m currently stuck with in a situation like this.

Stahli: You’ve said before that you’re not comfortable with experimenting when you already trust what you have on hand, ja? Stahli: But what a better opportunity than now to experiment with a new recipe when you’re missing what you already know how to use by heart!

Trey: I suppose dire times do come with creative solutions. Alright, I’ll give these substitutions a shot and see what I can do. Trey: If I leave now I should have just enough time to pick up some applesauce and then get back to Heartslabyul with enough time to start baking.

Stahli: Or bananas! If he doesn’t have applesauce then bananas will work too, don’t forget!

Trey: I got it, I got it. Trey: Thank you again Stahli, I’ll let you know how it went when see you later!

(Trey runs off, leaving Stahli alone)

Stahli: Whew! I’m sure everything will go alright with him~ Stahli: And speaking of experiments, I think it’s time to harvest these berries and have a little baking experiment of my own~ I can’t wait to start!

/ End.

[agatha-mendoza]

➵  BASICS

NAME: Agatha Mendoza Seoposenwe. NICKNAME: / AGE / D.O.B. February 27, 1983; 40. FACECLAIM: Gugu Mbatha Raw. GENDER & SEXUALITY: Cis-Woman, heterosexual. HOMETOWN: New Orleans, Louisiana. CURRENTLY:  TBD AFFILIATION: Cortazars - Affiliate.  JOB POSITION: Chef executif and owner of Racines. EDUCATION: Culinary Arts degree. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Married. ➵ Desiderio Mendoza. CHILDREN: ➵ Rosa Ahmale Mendoza-Seoposenwe. SIBLINGS: None.

➵  TRAITS

POSITIVE: Pragmatic, creative, organized, meticulous, honest, methodical NEGATIVE: Tyrannic, unforgiving, demanding, irascible, selfish

➵  BIOGRAPHY

She was born quite unexpectedly. Her parents were filing papers for adoption when her mother found out she was pregnant, at last. That meant two things: her parents treated her like a miracle, and she learned early on that life rewarded those who kept on trying. Determinism.

Agatha was not the most hard working for the first years of her life. School was fun, she found making friends easy, and she longed for recess, PE class and art. She didn't care as much for English or Geography. Another thing she loved was helping out her parents at their restaurant. They owned a place near the Vieux Carré, and you could say this was how she first got a taste of doing something she enjoyed of her days. It wasn't ideal, of course, working as a kitchen help for your own parents, but it was better than doing her homework (her mother often found out that she had lied about doing them, and eventually forced her to show proof of it before giving her access to the kitchen). But this wasn't enough for her, nothing ever was enough for her. Her parents were perfectly happy with their restaurant. It served good food, they had regulars and clients showing up based on good reviews. What else could they possibly need ? They were simple people who were happy, and that was enough. Ambition was for people who were willing to risk it all, and they just wanted to sway through the battlefield instead of rushing to the front line of life.

You betcha that Agatha didn't stand for that. She enlisted in culinary school early on, and found internships in the best restaurants in town (using her parents' connections, yes) and though nepotism could only get her so far - as in, try making a name for yourself with no experience in the real world - people in the industry found solace knowing that she was all too aware of what working in a restaurant could be like.

She worked in New Orleans for a while, and you can find a lot of inspirations from the Area in her cuisine at Racines, but what shaped her into the no-nonsense chef she was today was her experience in palaces and high end restaurants in NYC. She came here to make, at last, a name for herself, and through hard work, alarm clocks set to 5.30am, late nights at work and hours only dedicated to educating herself further on techniques, recipes, flavors, she finally made it to sous chef in one of the nicest restaurants in the city. Two stars. A chef she admired. A name on the resume that couldn't possibly make her fail.

And yet.

When she started to contact banks to get just enough to open her own place, they didn't believe in her. Banks didn't give much of a damn of her resumé, it seemed, but there were folks in her neighborhood who were more interested. A restaurant was a great spot where to launder money, and she was approached by members of the Cartel with an offer: she gets funds, they get to use her place as a front. She wasn't much of a rule breaker, but she knew when determinism was no longer helpful, and she agreed to it.

➵  WANTED CONNECTIONS

PAST RELATIONSHIPS | Before there was Dario, she had a few flings, which all ended because she spent more time at work than she did home. No hard feelings, she still does that. COLLEGUES | Restaurateurs, members of her brigade and waiting staff. People in the industry. FRIENDS | There can't possibly be more than a few people in that category. She doesn't get out much, so they've must have dated back to high school, or her first pregnancy (which forced her to step down from her restaurant for a bit). BABYSITTER/NEIGHBOR | Rosa is 5 years old now, and every once in a while, something urgent forces Agatha to run out of the house (spoiler: it's the restaurant). She always comes back to pick up her kid with a bunch of desserts from Racines.

[ratsoh-writes]

Mirla, confused: y-yes? I just... um... the bread- I-

She didn't know what was happening, but accepted the tissue anyways

Now she has her usual order of bread but also a bowl of soup and a glass of ice water. Willow takes a seat across from her with his own drink and a sandwich

Willow: YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THOSE HORRID MONSTERS FROM YESTERDAY. I GAVE THEM A REAL LECTURE! HONESTLY, WHO JUST DOES THAT TO STRANGERS?

He takes a bite of his sandwich with a happy hum. His casualness keeps mirla off guard and she finds herself nibbling at the roll.

Willow: OH, PLEASE TRY THE SOUP! ITS CHICKEN RICE AND ROSEMARY. IM NOT SURE ABOUT THIS RECIPE JUST YET.

Oh good, she’s taste testing. That’s normal

[jungjangnim]

japchae

trigger warning for food; spoiler alert for the stargazer's real name.

How on earth did Anarkia survive WhiteSands with that kind of appetite?

Yoo-jung has undertaken one of the most challenging jobs since being Chief of the MBCC: getting the Stargazer to eat more. She has lived off fruits, even while detained, especially since becoming her lover. She would frown whenever she saw Anarkia munch on her pomegranates—yet being the understanding partner Yoo-jung is, she never prodded her about it.

That is until Anne alerted her of Anarkia being admitted to the infirmary after she fainted.

Yoo-jung was discussing with some construction firms about extensions to the current layout of the MBCC, with Langley and Nightingale giving their input or negotiating something with the proxies. Once she got the call on her earpiece, she immediately fled the scene without a single word, eliciting confused expressions from everyone involved.

"There's no way my rookie is running from one of the most important negotiations the MBCC has to broker," Langley quipped. "Unprofessional. Adjutant Nightingale, is this a daily occurrence?"

"Unfortunately," Nightingale replied with a sigh. "Especially when her Sinners are in the infirmary. Let me check my records…" She pulls up a logbook of those admitted to the infirmary for today. "Ah. It's the Stargazer."

"The who now?"

"The Stargazer. The newest detainee from WhiteSands." Nightingale pulled up her profile. "She also managed to be the Chief's lover… who has time for love in this economy?"

"Not me," said Langley. "You?"

"No," she sighed, then turned to one of the company representatives. "Uh… I have a wife, does that count?" one of them answered.

"Lucky you," the other joked. "She's a good one. Can't believe you survived three decades without her."

"Shut it, Soren."

"Okay, okay, gossip's over," Langley decided to take over the negotiations herself. "I'll take over. This time I won't be as lenient as her."

"Anarkia, you dumb piece of shit."

Yoo-jung waltzed into the Stargazer's private room with a bowl of her favorite food--japchae. "Be fucking glad I didn't whack you in the head when I saw you are eating only pomegranates for lunch."

"Ah, my little monster." Anarkia still managed to send chills down her spine whenever she called her that. "I see you brought… provisions for me."

"Yes, I did, you fucking buffoon," she huffs, pseudo-slamming the metal bowl onto the nightstand. It was custom-designed, etched with a combination of Anarkia's Star card and Yoo-jung's family crest---a gift from Chelsea to celebrate their union. (They're not married. There are multiple items with that same etching. The Countess is indeed full of blessings.) "You have got to stop eating only pomegranates, Anarkia. You're going to starve yourself."

"My little monster… I appreciate you looking out for me, but I must not partake in worldly indulgences. I am still looking for the truth, after all."

"Well, you can't look for the truth on an empty stomach." Yoo-jung gave her the bowl. "Here. Have some japchae. It's a millennia-old recipe."

"Thank you, but--"

"Do you want me to feed you, then?"

Anarkia stopped in her tracks. Two sides of her are at war with each other---one is determined to continue on the path to enlightenment, while the other wishes to indulge in this world's pleasantries, even if it's just for today.

She decided to listen to the latter.

"You may feed me then, love." She smiles. Yoo-jung's heart skipped a beat. "I trust your food won't kill me."

"I'm not that heartless." She put on cellophane gloves, grabbed a handful of japchae, and then decided to channel her ancestors' spirits. "자, 먹어," she says, feeding her japchae. Here, eat.

Anarkia closed her eyes and chewed on her japchae. The flavors immediately flooded her senses, flavors she had never tasted before during her time on this imaginary planet. Yet she welcomes it nonetheless. Perhaps this would help her get to know her little monster better.

"Absolutely divine, my little monster," she praised. "I see I have missed a lot of delicious meals during my time at WhiteSands."

"Perhaps if you came to me earlier, you would've eaten these kinds of meals for longer," Yoo-jung sighed. "I'm glad you liked it, though."

She flashed that signature smirk again—a bad omen. "Perhaps… a reward is in order?"

She twisted the Stargazer's ear with her fingers. "Not while you're sick, you dumbass." Yoo-jung kissed her afterward as an apology. "Next time, eat more for me, okay? If you need, I'll cook for you, whenever and wherever."

"I'll take you up on your offer." Anarkia kissed her back. Her lips still make her spirit go insane. "Stay with me?"

"No." Yoo-jung rejected her offer. "Langley's going to kill me if I don't come back."

[tuwam]

@urianius

meixi is bouncing on her toes. she's practically got magic spilling over from he fingertips. but she doesn't. because she knows better and her uncle would kill her if he found yet another instance of her not being able to control her powers. she's fine! she's nervous yes. but she's fine!

soonyi and yichen are glancing from her, to the object of her nerves. it's a big bowl, a crockpot to be exact. her uncle had given her the same look when she'd asked to borrow it - and his kitchen - and his vegetables from his garden. she's his ward! she's entitled to those things at the very least. he'd expressed a bit of concern and enjoyment at her interest in cooking and though he insisted he be part of the process, meixi assured him she could handle it. it was a gift! she had to be able to handle it.

so she'd pulled up at the recipes, all the cookbooks and all the ingredients and got to work. her uncle still hadn't taught her healing spells ( the old fart ) and she'd decided she should be careful not to cut her hand cutting the squash. but it was fall! it was the time of her people - according to the humans. fall and witchy season went hand in hand and for her - harvest moons and such were on the horizon. she was excited and she was ushering it in with her friends, her first real friends who knew who and what she was without judgement.

it was important to her to celebrate it. and what better than the soup she'd seen advertised on so many autumn and fall recipe sites. she didn't know much about what fall entailed for humans, but she saw pumpkins and squash and lots of earthy inspired things. she'd gone out of her way to pick things from the woods to decorate on her own.

it was important! it had to be perfect! people that you entered the harvest moon with were people you treasured and boy does meixi treasure these two. boy does she.

so she'd spent the entirety of yesterday afternoon decorating and this morning cooking, cooking and trials and errors and taste testing to get it right. she wasn't sure exactly how it should taste but she just wanted it to be good, to be memorable and be enjoyed. she was so nervous, she's sure little white dandelions are peeking their way out her hair and she's blowing them away so they don't fall on the table and by the food. she'd fastened some pumpkins, cored out and labeled the soup into them. the table decorated with multicolored leaves and pinecones, probably a little too fresh and some with the soil of the earth still dusting off them.

but that's the point! right?

she'd begged her uncle for his tablecloth but now she's glad he didn't give it to her, ladling the soup properly had caused a bit of a mess. but it looks good, homey and steam is still coming from the two pumpkin bowls.

"dig in!"

soonyi and iychen both look back and forth from each other, to the bowls on the table. apprehension is to be expected - the only thing meixi had ever cooked for them were things frozen to be put in the oven. cooking had been her uncle's job so she could focus on her studies. they all knew that, in fact, when it came to cooking yichen was the one the two girls turned to. he always had a new dish that he'd learned from his childhood - ready to whip up for them. she wanted to return the favor.

'meixi...' "it tastes good i promise!" 'we believe you!'

yichen is always the first to try and placate her, knowing the young witch is prone to tears at any moment.

"please try it? i wanted to share the beginning of fall with you both. i promise i didn't use any magic to make it! look - i even have the bandaids from times i knicked my finger with the knife!"

she's showing her fingers as a form of conviction but the two are quick to rise from their seats and be at her side. yichen is inspecting her hands and soonyi is searching for a first aid kit.

"guys i'm fine!!!! please just eat!"

both friends stop. the dandelions in her hair definitely start to blossom now, even popping off her in bunches and falling on the table. yichen coughs a bit and soonyi starts laughing and dusts them from the table and meixi's apron.

'okay okay, don't sprout an entire tree silly.'

meixi's signature chipmunk face has taken hold as she watches her friends return to their seats. it doesn't move until they take hold of the ladles and after a quick look to one another - take their first bites. meixi thinks she'll die from anticipation, she's leaning so close over the table, the dandelion flecks also make their way into the bigger pots she'd made.

"well? well?!"

'it's...' 'delicious.'

the admission from both of them at the same time had her beaming and this time in the place of the white dandelion wisps, is the actual yellow flower, bursting across the crown of her head.

"really?!"

she doesn't get a response though because the two are effectively digging into the soup. meixi's heart swells.

"you really liked it?"

even after they'd devoured their bowl, asked for seconds, and stolen a loaf out her uncle's pantry to toast and eat another helping of soup with - she's still nervous.

'it was great.' 'yichne would lie to help your feelings but i wouldn't.' 'i wouldn't lie!' 'to make her happy you would.' 'so would you!!!!'

the two begin bickering and meixi can't help the laughter that spills, and the flowers that begin to fill the room, vines crawling under the floorboards to sprout more and more buds. yichen is laughing as his hand comes to tousle what he can from her hair, an affectionate rub against her head and soonyi is effectively blowing the petals away before they cause a storm. she does take quite a few in her hand to place on the table, by the nearly empty pot.

'happy harvest?' she starts. "happy harvest!" meixi adds. 'happy harvest!' yichen finishes.

happy harvest indeed.

[supermilletstcs]

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[wonyrs]

like the movies

enha hyungs x fmr gnr fluff, established relationship warnings cursing wc 935 + library #

‘ type of duos with the enha hyungs! headcanon style

lee heeseung | embarrassing and embarrassed

will definitely yell out "I LOVE YOU" in the loudest voice he can muster up before dropping u off to class and won't leave until u yell it back. he does this with the most shit eating grin ever

he's so dreamy when ure together but sometimes he just gets that burst of energy where he absolutely NEEDS to do something that makes u question why u even liked him

"um she asked for no pickles 🤓☝️"

he buys u guys those ugly "if lost return to her" "hi im her" shirts and forces u to wear them everytime u go on a date

unironically likes it and is a proud matching shirt buyer

everytime u post he'll spam ur comments with all the compliments in the entire world, tags all his friends and old people he doesn't even know saying shit like "hey this is my gf you know my gf go follow my gf"

"hey babe does my hair look good?" and its a picture of him smoldering, showing off his godly jawline. probably thinks hes the sexiest guy alive (he is)

park jongseong | chivalrous and princess

u guys saw that one vlog w his mom? jay literally gave her the more appetizing plate while he just dumped everything on his

opens the car door, cooks ur meals, helps u w hw, and even buys ur parents flowers everytime he visits

"open the door for a big surprise (not clickbait)!" and he doordashed u ur fav foods after his spidey sense told him u felt down

ok i imagine him buying a 100-recipe cook book and making every dish whenever u stay over

"but babe i'm ful-" "please just one more, i promise this will be the last"

spoiler alert- it's not! dw tho, extra servings get sent to ur friends/family. ur mom teaches him some of her special recipes while ur dad is his assistant chef (taste tester)

he's a gentleman, yes thats true. but once u too get real comfortable w/ each other is when the side of chivalry u never knew existed revealed itself

he pampers u when ure tired but still likes to tease u if he sees the oppurtunity to. ex: massaging ur legs after an intense cardio workout, "ur feet are smelling kinda stinky. no need to worry, i'll lick the dirt away for u babe 😉 " NASTY.

he pays for all ur cafeteria meals and always says something along the lines of "let's go out on saturday, except ure paying for everything"

do u ever end up paying? no.

he'll distract u the moment ure at the counter and pays w his card before u can even look back. "i guess they gave us a free discount for being their best customers 🤷" u know what he did even if he won't admit

it's okay, u buy him a cheeseburger using ur free mcdonalds app awards

sim jaeyun | rizzler and rizzed

no lies here: sim jaeyun is the dreamiest man ever

casually explaining to him what happened in ur day blah blah, u look to ur right and the softest eyes are staring at u with so much love u almost combust

but not only was he staring at u, bro was unconsciously licking his lips, tilting his head and holding ur fingers so delicately like it might break any second (cute and sexy?) u had to stop talking for a sec and scream into ur hand

ESP AT SCHOOL DUDE he'll run to u after a soccer match and hug u so tight ur friends start puking

like ewww sweat but at the same time omggg ur bf's sweat 😝 u still have to push him off before u starting stinking too tho

he's defo the type to lift his shirt up to wipe the sweat off his face and it kills u everytime... u look to see if anyone's looking before snapping a quick pic (who wouldn't)

when u guys r studying together, he'll either pull u by the waist or by ur chair so u can get closer to him without having to stand up

struggling to see the paper? no need to fear, dikeu is here :3

he'll slide his hand (purposely) under ur shirt and scooch u over to his side of the table, never even stopping the conversation

mind u, his hand is still on ur waist

park sunghoon | socially awkward and socially awkward

ur relationship makes ur friends giggle at how silly u guys r

imagine: blah blah blah ure in a really interesting conversation with ur boyfriend and someone interrupts, asking if u guys did the hw last week

"oh uh" "uhm" "idk" "sorry" UR REPLIES. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

cue the intense eye contact until that person leaves the room. then u go back to whatever u were talking about. "so yeah lebron should honestly retire this season"

since u have all classes together, ur teachers always make sure to pair u up as partners since no WAY in hell will either of u be able to talk to someone else willingly

if ur friend group isn't at the cafeteria, the top 3 lunch spots would be @ the field, rooftop, or back of the classroom

when u accompany him to skating/dance practice, all u do is record him reviewing a program or choreo and silently cheer him on

both ur parents share concerns about u two not having any friends at/outside of school 😢

no one really knows that yall r talking about the weirdest shit during class... they just think ure being little nerds and working on math answers

"messi is literally better than ronaldo what are u on about boy" "ok buddy but who has more insta followers" "HOW IS THAT RELEVANT TO THE WORLD CUP"

@ wonyrs 2023

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[thedisneychef]

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Maybe it’s because of Cinco de Mayo and all I’m reading about is Mexican food, maybe it’s because I’m mourning the changes made at my former favorite local Mexican restaurant, but I’ve been craving Mexican food lately. Really, really craving it. Needless to say, living in New England does put a crimp on finding good Mexican food. And while it may sound weird, some of the best Mexican food I’ve had was at the San Angel Inn. More Delicious Recipes You Will Love: - Disney Cruise Lines Inspired Pina Colada Bread Pudding Recipe - Pop Century – A Pop Culture Blast From The Past! - Pop Tarts Breakfast Sandwich – Everything Pop Food Court Now yes, I know that it’s dressed up Mexican cuisine… Having been to Texas and eaten my way around Fort Worth, San Antonio, Houston, College Station, and numerous places in between, I’m familiar with the places that were very Americanized and other places that were maybe just a tad too authentic… And I think that San Angel Inn has found that wonderful middle ground between authentic feeling and taste, without being too intimidating or Americanized. Plus, food in the shadow of a volcano?  What’s not to like. When I went last September, I had one of their signature dishes, the Pollo A Las Rajas and it was amazing.  Even by my non-spicy, non-pepper-liking standards. But then again, can you really go wrong with chicken in a cream sauce? As absolute dumb luck had it, the recipe happened to be included in one of my Disney World cookbooks. Good food that I don’t have to search to find the authentic Disney recipe for? Win. This recipe is really easy and the results taste almost exactly like what they serve at the San Angel Inn.  The trickiest part for most will be cooking the poblano until the skin cracks and peels off. It will look like you’re burning it…  The skin will turn white and brown and blister, maybe even a little black, and it will look completely inedible. However, when you shock it with the running cold water and rub the burned areas gently with your thumb, the skin will peel right off and the pepper itself will look soft and green. This recipe is really easy and the results taste almost exactly like what they serve at the San Angel Inn. The trickiest part for most will be cooking the poblano until the skin cracks and peels off.  It will look like you’re burning it… The skin will turn white and brown and blister, maybe even a little black, and it will look completely inedible. However, when you shock it with the running cold water and rub the burned areas gently with your thumb, the skin will peel right off and the pepper itself will look soft and green. The only real difference I can tell between this recipe and how it’s served at EPCOT is that I believe the chicken is grilled, not baked. I unfortunately don’t have a grill-style griddle and my outdoor grill is still not up and running for the year, so I couldn’t make it exactly as I suspect they do. If you have either of those available, simply grill the chicken and adjust your cooking times accordingly. I also stopped just short of broiling the cheese to the golden-brown color you sometimes see there, simply because I prefer the just-melted, ooey gooey cheese. If you’d rather that golden crust, broil it for slightly longer and serve. Anybody else now feel like taking a boat ride down a quiet Mexican river? In addition to the delicious food and recipes, Disney World is also known for its unique dining experiences, such as character dining and themed restaurants. Whether you want to have breakfast with Mickey Mouse, dine in a replica of a sci-fi drive-in theater at Hollywood Studios, or enjoy a meal with an ocean view at the Coral Reef Restaurant in Epcot, there's something for everyone. And with the help of Recipes Today and the How to Make category, you can even recreate some of these magical dining experiences in your own home. So why not start planning your next Disney-inspired meal or dining experience today? Read the full article

[witheredblumes]

Tipping his head back and laughing, Gim can't say that he hasn't had a few drinks for a dare and to this day, he can't replicate those recipes and wouldn't want to. Grabbing for his drink, his head is soon tipped back a second time, throat working as he hurries to catch up with Dante in the drink race. "Oh? Are you an entertaining dinner party guy or you mean a more intimate gathering?" He's not going to assume either way. As much as Gim hopes he's learned a thing or two about humans in his time on the earth, he isn't going to think he can judge what Dante does in his private time over the course of one drink, although he gives the man a high grade in socializing.

"Yes, sir, I do. Bartender, please? Some ranch water for us." He waits until the bartender nods before looking back at Dante with a grin. "Since you're giving such an enthusiastic response, I'll grab third round as well, just to make sure you get that honey trap Now, this man is probably just going to make you a regular, not a rose, but that may be good for you. Can't decide which is best unless you know what the original tastes like and then you can get that review." Gim explains, pausing just for a moment to give his thanks as the bartender shows back up and drops off their drinks so fast that it splashes up the side. "Hey, you think if I ask real nice if they'll let me behind the bar? I need you to have the right experience here."

Socializing is never Dante's forte—a corpse or a person laid out in surgery would be better conversation, and have been to him. Usually they don't talk back, and honestly, there's usually clear and direct signs as to what to do. Ligate, extract, clamp, suture. They're all things he knows how to do, but talking to someone with stories? Have friends, be fun? Well, Dante was the one with the degrees. His brother was the fun one. And granted, any stories he could share were all but classified under a government-made, ironclad non-disclosure agreement, which could land his ass in federal prison. God, what does he say? Hey! I was sorta the doctor for the people version of the Men In Black, kind of?

The story, at least was a nice one, only realizing he'd stopped after the fact, and realizing he'd drunk half of his cocktail in one sitting. Was it beer before liquor, or liquor before beer? Either way, he can't help but crease his brow and frown, only to offset... whatever he felt was. "Can't say that ranch water doesn't sound like a college dare," he says, though he'd be the last to throw any stones. "But it definitely sounds good. Sounds like something I'd throw together after dinner with someone, or something." There's a huff of air as he shakes his head. "You owe me a second round, right? Maybe some ranch water would do the trick. God knows I need to taste it after the story you just told—even give it a review or something."