#Yau Mei Yumi

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Yau Mei, Yumi: *SCREAMING IN AGONY & PAIN*

Nardo Lyon Li: My ears are bleeding.

Jade Eclipse Li: It’s just pulling a

LOOSE TOOTH.

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Jade Eclipse Li: Spoider sense tinglin’.

Nardo Lyon Li: The vibe is off.

Yau Mei, Yumi: My Asian sixth sense is still developing.

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Ho Seiko Lily: Excuse me while I slip into something a little more comfortable.

Yau Mei, Yumi: Mommy’s gonna transform into a tigress!

Yau Lap San, Angus: *holding a camera*

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Ho Seiko Lily: Tasty mom meals?

Yau Mei, Yumi: No thanks.

Nardo Lyon Li: You will eat it.

Jade Eclipse Li: You will love it.

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Yau Mei, Yumi: YOU

GOT TO GO.

Nardo Lyon Li: Oh my god.

Yau Mei, Yumi: HIT THE BRAKES

SLAPPY.

Jade Eclipse Li: Oh my god.

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Nardo Lyon Li: Little girl.

Yau Mei, Yumi: What? Say what?!

Nardo Lyon Li: I mean big man.

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Yau Mei, Yumi: Look at this doll! It’s a-doll-rable!

Jade Eclipse Li: *drops into Lyon’s shadow*

Nardo Lyon Li: Little sister you scared him.

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Jade Eclipse Li: Back-cut sweater?

Nardo Lyon Li: Boob window?

Fabulous Twin: We’re rocking that!

Ho Man: Dress all you want when nobody can whoop your asses.

Yau Mei, Yumi: Except our mom and granny.

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Yau Mei, Yumi: He’s so mean.

Jade Eclipse Li: You’re not any better.

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Nardo Lyon Li: I clearly said i got it. EVERYBODY HEARD ME SAID I GOT IT.

Yau Mei, Yumi: Yeeeaahhh but i got it with style.

Jade Eclipse Li: But you didn’t get it.

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Chan Bo: Fuck.

Ho Man: FUCK.

Ho Seiko Lily: F-

Nardo Lyon Li: U-

Yau Mei, Yumi: CK-

Jade Eclipse Li: Fuck.

Yau Lap San, Angus: I-

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Ho Man: PANICKING.

Jade Eclipse Li: Panicking.

Ho Seiko Lily: PANICKING.

Yau Mei, Yumi: PANICKING.

Nardo Lyon Li: PANICKING.

Yau Lap San, Angus: PANICKING.

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Yau Mei, Yumi: High school freshmen are full of ambitions, willing to learn, explore!

Jade Eclipse Li: You’re six.

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Jade Eclipse Li: I am persnickety.

Nardo Lyon Li: I am clumsy.

Yau Mei, Yumi: You cancel each other out.

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Ho Seiko Lily: No.

Yau Mei, Yumi: *starts howling*

Jade Eclipse Li: *howls after*

Nardo Lyon Li: *howls after*

Ho Man: This is a rebellion.

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Yau Mei, Yumi: Honey based distraction released!

Nardo Lyon Li: She’s so sweet baby!

Jade Eclipse Li: Go and get her!