#Yau Mei Yumi

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Yau Mei, Yumi: *SCREAMING IN AGONY & PAIN*

Nardo Lyon Li: My ears are bleeding.

Jade Eclipse Li: It’s just pulling a

LOOSE TOOTH.

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♪ "You may fake it but I make it // Buy a ticket // Cause you know Imma run my show" ♪

Most of you are NOT going to understand Yumi Chung's "Crack!" (especially since there are no English subs), but I'm still going to post this because I've discovered several new soloists from STARS Academy (which was a survival competition show from TVB Music). Yumi Chung is my favorite contestant by far! (I admit that biased toward her because she looks like a mini Linda Chung.) My favorite song from her is "Breakin' My Heart" (sorry no subs), & I was surprised to hear that she was going to release "Crack!" because it's a total 180 from her previous singles.

I could translate the lyrics into English if I had time. The problem is that something as little as 4 characters could easily be a compound sentence in English. @_@ Basically, this song is about how Yumi (or any typical girl in general) has decided to undergo metamorphosis & "crack" (break) open from the chrysalis to become something completely different. I guess I'll select a few lines to translate:

"你注重老牌 正確流派 // 我注重個人 怕腳踭跳壞" = You focus on established brands & being right, but I focus on the individual & not breaking my ankles when dancing (i.e. making critical mistakes by following the norm that may not work for me).

"積分表畫交叉都好 [...] 積分表自己加剔號" = You can put cross marks on all my papers however you like (i.e. this is unacceptable or wrong), but I'll add my own check marks (i.e. I determine what's correct for me).

One of the promo hashtags translated to, "the lyrics are kind of bi+chy" XD. I obviously understand Cantonese, but everything is appropriate. Maybe the way how Yumi initiatively approaches the male lead was the flirty part XD.

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Jade Eclipse Li: Spoider sense tinglin’.

Nardo Lyon Li: The vibe is off.

Yau Mei, Yumi: My Asian sixth sense is still developing.

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Ho Seiko Lily: Excuse me while I slip into something a little more comfortable.

Yau Mei, Yumi: Mommy’s gonna transform into a tigress!

Yau Lap San, Angus: *holding a camera*

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Ho Seiko Lily: Tasty mom meals?

Yau Mei, Yumi: No thanks.

Nardo Lyon Li: You will eat it.

Jade Eclipse Li: You will love it.

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Yau Mei, Yumi: YOU

GOT TO GO.

Nardo Lyon Li: Oh my god.

Yau Mei, Yumi: HIT THE BRAKES

SLAPPY.

Jade Eclipse Li: Oh my god.

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Nardo Lyon Li: Little girl.

Yau Mei, Yumi: What? Say what?!

Nardo Lyon Li: I mean big man.

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Yau Mei, Yumi: Look at this doll! It’s a-doll-rable!

Jade Eclipse Li: *drops into Lyon’s shadow*

Nardo Lyon Li: Little sister you scared him.

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Jade Eclipse Li: Back-cut sweater?

Nardo Lyon Li: Boob window?

Fabulous Twin: We’re rocking that!

Ho Man: Dress all you want when nobody can whoop your asses.

Yau Mei, Yumi: Except our mom and granny.

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Yau Mei, Yumi: He’s so mean.

Jade Eclipse Li: You’re not any better.

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Nardo Lyon Li: I clearly said i got it. EVERYBODY HEARD ME SAID I GOT IT.

Yau Mei, Yumi: Yeeeaahhh but i got it with style.

Jade Eclipse Li: But you didn’t get it.

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Chan Bo: Fuck.

Ho Man: FUCK.

Ho Seiko Lily: F-

Nardo Lyon Li: U-

Yau Mei, Yumi: CK-

Jade Eclipse Li: Fuck.

Yau Lap San, Angus: I-

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Ho Man: PANICKING.

Jade Eclipse Li: Panicking.

Ho Seiko Lily: PANICKING.

Yau Mei, Yumi: PANICKING.

Nardo Lyon Li: PANICKING.

Yau Lap San, Angus: PANICKING.

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Yau Mei, Yumi: High school freshmen are full of ambitions, willing to learn, explore!

Jade Eclipse Li: You’re six.

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Jade Eclipse Li: I am persnickety.

Nardo Lyon Li: I am clumsy.

Yau Mei, Yumi: You cancel each other out.

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Ho Seiko Lily: No.

Yau Mei, Yumi: *starts howling*

Jade Eclipse Li: *howls after*

Nardo Lyon Li: *howls after*

Ho Man: This is a rebellion.