#Yassen the assassin

[wellensittich01]

I love how while only 3 series into Alex Rider TV we really see the jaded, angry Alex we get by the end of the entire book series. The realities of a child spy are much more obvious in the show and something I really enjoy seeing explored

[proodence]

you can't let emotion get in the way (except when it's that one guy)

[too-many-rooks]

Yaseen Aroussi, IMDB photos.

[truly-sincerely]

Alright here we go, Alex Rider, season 1

IMO Yassen out here like yeah, this is my circus but these aren't my monkeys and I don't really give a shit if the circus burns down cuz we've got Cray's thing teed up already for like six months from now.

Yassen: I don't choose the jobs, Julia chooses the jobs. I just make sure the jobs don't blow up in our (Scorpia's) face.

Yassen: (...but this is a stupid job)

That scene where Yassen tells Martin Wilby that he did a good job and they're going to take care of him, where it reads like "oh god, take care of or take care of" and Yassen's little mona lisa smile and it's like Yassen's clearly thinking "so far so good, but we'll see how long that lasts, idiots"

And he's just so fucking cavalier when Greif walks in and sees him sitting in his desk, like, Yassen could not give less of a shit that it's falling apart and is enjoying Greif being (correctly) afraid of him.

"Check out this kid that the agency might've snuck into your school," he says helpfully, knowing that if that kid is who he thinks he is, and if he's anything like his father, this shit is gonna be over by tomorrow.

He is mildly surprised when he accidentally comes face to face with the kid and realizes that the guy they're gonna cast to play his dad has the exact same eyes, but he recovers quickly enough and catches a train back to London, where he will be cleaning his guns and mapping out the most likely route MI6 will use to transport Dr. Greif when they catch him.

[actuallytalldumbass]

Yassen and Vlad hitting the streets again

[flowersforzoe11]

i simply cannot stop thinking about the John Rider and Yassen Gregorovich implications of the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassination...

like this entire escape *screams* scorpia plot and no one can convince me otherwise

and they even had that assignment in NYC. THE IMPLICATIONS

[chameleonjoy]

Thomas Levin’s last day shooting Alex Rider Season 3 as Yassen Gregorovitch 🥷🏼🦂

Posted by Jason Wong who plays Nile

[imnotadogiswear]

What if we wrote characters reading thirst posts like on Jimmy Kimmel

[treasureguardingdragon]

you know the special interest has reached new heights when i spent a week seriously considering a career in helicopter piloting just because yassen likes helicopters (i conveniently forgot i am scared of flying)

[deithe]

alex rider and his insane gaslighting assassin guardian angel yassen gregorovich

[assassinbracket]

Best Assassin Tournament: Round 1

[jellyfishfem]

[lolli-says-stuff]

I tricked my mother into watching Stormbreaker with me and I told her „that’s Yassen by the way“ and she said „it’s a what now?“

[too-many-rooks]

From Guy Burt’s Twitter - first drafts of Ian being assassinated

+a response about his perspective of what John told Ian about Yassen

[truly-sincerely]

Alex Rider Season 1 Timeline be upon ye

(This is what I do. I do timelines. Get me hyperfixated on your show's Blorbos and I'll do a timeline for you too)

I have reasonable confidence that this timeline starts 19 March 2020 or 12 March 2021.

Friday - Nonsense w/ Tom's phone, Ian is yassassinated

Saturday - Condolences from "the Bank", Alex puts Jones onto Point Blanc, Alex follows Crawley back to the department

Sunday - Blunt threatens to deport Jack

Monday - Alex gets kidnapped on his way home from school

Tuesday - Alex gets briefed on his Alex Friend identity

Wednesday - Shopping/haircut day

Thursday - Invited to see Spider-man with Ayisha

Friday - Alex goes to stay with the Friend family

Saturday - Fiona Friend shows up unexpectedly, Tom comes over w/ pizza

Sunday - Alex has his interview with Eva Stellenbosch

Monday - Alex arrives at Point Blanc

Tuesday - Alex gets his physical assessment

Wednesday - Martin Wilby is yassassinated, Alex is drugged/scanned

Thursday - Yassen goes to Brookland and then to Point Blanc to threaten Greif and smile at Alex, Alex and Kyra sneak out after dark and explore the second floor

Friday - Kyra escapes, Alex explores the basement, Tom goes to Roscorp, Parker's handler is yassassinated, Alex escapes

Saturday - Blunt fakes a call from Parker to Greif, Alex and SAS team raids Point Blanc

Sunday - MI6 returns Alex to his house

Monday - Greif is yassassinated, school dance, clone!Alex is yassassinated, Yassen literally rolls over rather than shoot Alex

Fin.

[actuallytalldumbass]

@treasureguardingdragon it would be a crime to keep this hidden in the reblogs