#YUCKYUCKYUCK

[badxwolf]

It’s wild to me that people refer to series one Doctor Who as “too embarrassing to introduce people to the show” when the entirety of the Moffat era exists. Don’t get me wrong, I still love the era but I’m currently on series 5 with a friend who is watching the show for the first time and I’ll take burping rubbish bins and farting aliens over Moffat’s rampant misogyny and sexual assault jokes any day. I felt like I had to apologize for subjecting her to that scene at the end of Flesh and Stone because it’s just so AWFUL!!! You can explain the Slitheen as “oh it’s a family show and it’s camp and the themes of the story are actually pretty good” but there’s literally nothing you can say to justify half of the humour in series 5-10. I hate feeling embarrassed by my favourite show.

[astralcurses]

girl help if i could stop actively seeking out content that triggers me thatd be great

[teethburger]

godddddddd I wish I didn’t have a uterus rn the fact that I can get pregnant ✨🎶disgusts meeeeee 🎶✨

[edwinspaynes]

Will Herondale is a sexist piece of a being, why is Tessa with someone who called her whore when she could have been with Nigel Sixfinger? Things Ill never get

RIGHT Wessa is 🤮🤮🤮 and imagine how good at *** a man with six fingers would be. she's missing out

[gayofthefae]

I genuinely think people have been socialized to forget about friends. Friends who are super close are not inherently basically siblings OR basically dating. Friends can BE that close.

The idea that "closer than friends" exists just leads people to go "Will and Mike are closer than friends, so they can only be either in love or have a sibling relationship".

We agree though. They're "more than friends". But they don't have to be brothers just because you don't think they're in love. Regular friendship exists and it isn't just a stepping stone to found-siblinghood or romance.

It only seems contradictory to romance because in your mind "super close" means either the wants to date category or never will date ever category.

And also we know it isn't the second one because either of these categories have to be mutual. If Will doesn't see Mike as a brother then their relationship isn't brotherly.

Just two brothers looking at each other how brothers do.

Yup.

Sibling interactions.

Anyways reminder that my sister does not look at me like this and neither do my friends. But if you thought of them as siblings, you're not wrong. You probably just mislabeled thinking of them as more than friends because you were taught to. But you can just hold the belief that they're platonic. That's a thing. And then it also doesn't warrant disgust at the idea of them dating because totally platonic people become romantic all the time, but totally platonic and familial ARE different, even though they've been falsely equated a lot.

Saw that post about how OP saw Will and Mike's relationship as brotherly and I couldn't help but wonder how tf were all those longing looks the same as Will and Jonathan's relationship, or Mike and Nancy's relationship????

I'd be a little concerned if they looked at their family members like that

[codexnuminous]

Eskew 1. Correspondence

I am in Eskew episode 1 - thoughts

Essentially what I have done is write down all of the thoughts I had, while listening to this episode, in my notebook, and then copying them hear. Enjoy! "A ghost is just like a person - just a little beyond a person."

I love weird architecture.

"I don't mean to put you off coming here" Really? Also, who is "you" - the listener, or someone else?

Floods, hmm? Any connection to the constant rain that I can hear in the background?

14th - not 13th.

Poor lifestyle team.

Are you sure?

The love letters sound intense.

It feels odd to hear him say "algorithm". Modern technology just seems wrong in the context of Eskew, for some reason.

How and Why. <My> Mr How. <Your> Mrs Why.

What are you trying not to hear?

<Mrs> How. Trans or marriage?

Oh. Mr Why - probably not t4t- could be non-traditional wedding vows?

Ah, I see you noticed too, David.

How and Why - no gender, no roles.

That's a lot of letters.

You say that, but you sound a little bit jealous.

Good on you, taking the initiative!

Never mind. Best laid plans and all that.

I have to admit, the Senior Custodian has a point - sending chocolates via newspaper isn't very feasible.

Oh no, they're not going to be chocolates, are they?

Oh. Oh no. I didn't want to be right!

Eurgh. Yuck. Nononononono.

You seem awfully calm, <David>.

The platonic ideal of a chocolate box - made with flesh. Yuck.

Poor Correspondence Editor.

"The Senior Custodian wouldn't let us keep the flesh chocolates" pom-pom, David.

Wow, David. You really have <no> sympathy for your colleague who has mysteriously disappeared - Mr. "Now I have unhindered access to the letters".

Thank you landlady! At least someone actually cares!

Yuckyuckyuck. Fleshflower.

Hmm. Gild the lily. Build the lily. Hmm.

Everything? In your bag? I got the impression that there was a <lot> of stuff in that flat.

How disappointing for you. How tragic.

Actually, I really¹ do feel bad for him now. Poor guy.

Again, the mobile phone seems out of place - too modern.

Is David listening to ASMR?

"Finally, after so many years, I am a participant in something." Now I feel even worse about being mean to him before. He just wants to be included.

David Ward.

I'm coming.

It's the bricked up entrance, isn't it.

Ooh nice, a garden.

Wait, it's the garden, not the bricked up entrance.

Oh.

Ha, it is the bricked up entrance!

Or is it?

I presume this is how all romantic relationships work.

Is it the Correspondence Editor?!

Oh, no. No, it is not. It is something far, far worse. Oh no.

Run, David, run!

Oh. Robbed. Thank goodness.

David "Don't think about it" Ward.

Well.

Thank goodness, I am glad to hear it.

Poor David.

Hang on. David <Ward>. David <What>? Hmm.

Neat! I love languages.

Do they? Do they really deserve it?

¹I had to take a break here to refill the ink in my pen.

[burt-reynolds]

Well he better not circumnavigate my neighborhood yuckyuckyuck

[bugbxyjunk]

yuckyuck yuckyuckyuck yuck yuck

[gh0st-in-green-c0nverse]

guacamole: I’d like to like it but the texture is just…. ☹️

olives: yuckyuckyuckyuck

mangoes: HRRRNGH FOAMING ST THE MOUTH GOING FERAL SCREECHING PEELING AT MY SKIN IM FROTHING LIKE A RABIT DOG AND CLAWING AT YOU DESPERATELY GIVE IT PLEEAASSEE

hummus: yuckyuckyuck

tomatoes: I don’t love them but I don’t hate them either

cannolis: mmm yum yum

FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis

[othercrossee]

ARE YOU OK??? PLEASE REST body aches are horrid yuckyuckyuck gws!

(this is ochinchin anon btw)

I just woke uppp, im fine now!! Thank you for asking 😭😭 last night was pure torture

[soldiertransgender]

ITSMELLSWEIRDINHERE!!!!

[eridab-memepora]

i am plagued by memories of middle school

[isa-ghost]

Yikes a blog lowkey glorifying self-harm and suicidal stuff tried following me

Nopeity nope byeee

[prettyplumpkitty]

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? ‘Cause he drank his coffee before it was cool. #yuckyuckyuck #baristahumor #joke #coffeehouse #coffeecrate (at Mountain View Brew Cafe) https://www.instagram.com/ladygreenetea/p/BwpPrpvla0O/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=g12tdkqoh7g9

[uglydragons]

Look close and you can see a horrid swamp ghost.

[idem-porter]

That mood when you want to go check the Jacksepticeye tag and there's pORN EVERYWHERE JFHSHHRRJSBBFBD