#YOURE ON CAMERA SIR???
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someone tell him hes on camera
#im so normal about this#landoscar#oscar piastri stand up#YOURE ON CAMERA SIR???#ohmygod not even subtle about it#bro is ready to risk it all
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well that was a handful of arse right there
#we’re back etc#THATS HARASSMENT#sir be serious that’s your husband#toto fumbling for words after his husband grabs his arse live on camera#so real#i would too#toto wolff#christian horner#christian/toto#belgian gp 2023
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based off of @andoutofharm and @jakeabel ‘s post/tags
lydia ^
sawyer ^
#thank u guys for the inspo#i apologize for using your tumblr legal names btw but i didn’t know what else to do#i did this in like twenty minutes#also patrick being so close to the camera set off my fight flight or fuck defense#like sir if ur gonna be so close u might as well make out sloppy style with me#that or square up mf#spi.arts#spispeaks#patrick stump#fall out boy#fob
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#dude's just standing there like🧍🏾♂️😊#shahrukh cannot do the picture faces or wtv they are called for the life of him#he's just like me fr#except making faces for camera is your job sir#rihanna#SRK crisis hours#shah rukh khan#bollywood
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Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul on Earth:
Bruce between Jason's death and comeback, anytime something bad happens: Jason! 😭
#bruce wayne#batman#jason todd#robin#dc comics#my ramblings#I'm reading Knightfall and oh boy does he moan about Jason anytime he is down#Jason “B never cared about me!” Tim *looks at the camera like he is in the office*#EVEN TO ROGUES HE TALKS ABOUT JASON WHAT ABOUT YOUR SECRET IDENTOTY BRUCE!#you are able to give a good punch to Batman and you can hear him saying “I lost my Jason I cannot give up”#Ok sir I'm sorry but I'm not your shrink I just deal drugs around town
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various drivers during practice for the 1981 UNITED STATES WEST GRAND PRIX
ELIO DE ANGELIS, JEAN-PIERRE JARIER, CARLOS REUTEMANN, NIGEL MANSELL, MARIO ANDRETTI & GILLES VILLENEUVE
#elio... your italian's showing....#also the way nigel just looks dead into the camera. sir i will BUST.#classic f1#f1#formula 1#elio de angelis#jean-pierre jarier#carlos reutemann#nigel mansell#mario andretti#gilles villeneuve
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8x10 | The Lost and the Plunderers
#nice gams grimes#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S8#me as a camera person#i love me a sweaty man#L E G S#excuse me but The Nose™#excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you#sweaty curls were the best ones
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I came to the small town of Bright Falls on vacation with my wife Alice. Now she's missing. It's my fault.
When asked about his favorite lines from AW I and 2 ("This story will eat you alive"), Matt chose both from promotional materials for considering them fun to do. "It's musical and it's all about building the beats".
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This isn't fair and he knows.
#good morning :)#thinking many thoughts and feeling many feelings about this part#the host's reaction is so relatable. my brain always goes sakdasdjakdhsd whenever he brings up Alan for a little cameo#and excuse me sir why are you looking at the camera like that while saying your wife is missing?#Matthew Porretta#tinyclowntent
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Pls tell Delaney I’m free whenever if she needs a wife
Maybe in another life~
art credit and many thanks to @olexxx who immediately jumped at the opportunity to draw this after hearing me talk about this specific ask, which btw anon, thank you
#lmao but thank you anon in full seriousness and additionally — that’s what au’s are for ;)#good to know y’all think she’s wife material — camera pans to me sobbing in the corner clutching my laptop and prints of every piece of art#I’ve ever seen made of her from cowboylovin and mollicutes and flyingspicerack and radioactivebowtie and olexxx#and r3d-artist as well!!#and maybe more that I’m forgetting at this current point and time which feels at least to me like a criminal offense like lock me up sirs#Lex tag#ART REC I GUESS?? GO GIVE LEX A FOLLOW I LOVE THEM SM#thank you so much Lex my eternal love and gratitude is yours#never gonna get over this#y’all just hear me screaming and running down hills into the woods#just leave me be ok I’m unwell#Lex’s art#inside job#sona: Delaney#jrdelaney#asked and answered#anon#personal inside job#my inside job#jr#art rec#jr scheimpough#Delaney tag
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#thomas frank#brentford fc#just put a camera on him for the whole 90+ minutes#I can't handle this#sir your hair is amazing#so theatrical
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phil will be doing this weird no homo style of makeup applique but his words betray him as he cannot physically stop himself from complimenting dan
#even when dan looks. fucking stupid.#anyway sir he's your boyfriend you're literally doing foreplay on camera you're allowed to touch him.#dnp#phan#diary
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#IM SORRY#YOUR EYELASHES SIR#dubious are the profile angles the camera takes when theres a cup chug#i could write sonnets about those eyelashes#i WILL be writing sonnets about those eyelashes
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this absolute freak of a man is taking photos of a girl on this train, then proceeded to act offended when i called him out on it??????
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that broke unemployed guy has been sending me multiple messages trying to reject me after I already rejected him, it's been multiple hours..... like dude get a grip
It's amusing how men can hear a "you're nice but that doesn't sound intentional enough for me, but that's fine, I can tell we'd connect great as platonic friends though, also I am busy on the days mentioned" and think that requires any further messages
their egos are fragile.
anyway i think to myself, "we are dodging mutual bullets! i like men with money who are willing to worship the ground i walk on, you like down-to-earth girls who are able to date your unemployed poly ass!"
I already have a roster of platonic and romantic connections who can get me food and movie tickets, I'd rather not have one more that can do even less, but I appreciate the offer!
#i havent bothered to open them fully since hes just not worth the time#“i mean u cool but i am just not int-”#“well i didnt call it a date cuz i didnt w-”#man put some effort into a cover letter and a job application#i got tennis bracelets and fancy cameras to get#like sir a passive aggressive “its a date if you waaaant a label but for me i dont like labels i just wanna hang” is lame#youre in your 30s and still think you can balance between 'hanging' and 'dating'#like sure i am Permanently Single until Marriage#but i still require men who approach me to actually have a spine and intent#like a real man wouldve just said “i want to try this out as a date but no pressure if youd rather stick to platonic for now”#or “i would love a date with you but i am fine taking things slow”#the specific pathetic noncommittal of “wanna hang?” and then the abrasive response to me asking “like a platonic hangout? or more of a date#had shown a lot#anyway yeah rejecting him showed me how lame he is#nice meeting you sir#funny enough my friend was like “i do NOT approve of you with some faux fur macklemore third eye beanie wearing motherfucker”#but yeah#hypergamous women#black sugar baby#black women in luxury#spoiled black women#black women in leisure#hypergamy#hyper feminine#level up#luxury
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lil arthur taking this selfie of daddy by mistake with papa's phone
Please he is so cute 😭😭😭 (am I talking about Arthur or Max 👀)
Also Max sending this to David “by mistake”
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8x06 | The King, the Widow, and Rick
#i love me a sweaty man#Rick Grimes#*#rg#S8#sir control your energy#daddy's here and he's had enough#HIS PRESENCE AND POWER#the look in the last gif#*cash register noise* *breaking glass* *car horn*#me as the strap#imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy energy#sounds fake#i was about to insult the camera operator but I'd probably be bobbing all over the place too if I had to stare at him
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