#YOUR BLORBO

[your-fav-got-an-abortion]

Slime from Minecraft

MINECRAFT SLIME from MINECRAFT got an abortion!

[yourfavegetshitbyaconcretetruck]

hit Tango Tek from Hermitcraft with a truck

Tango Tek from Hermitcraft has been hit by the concrete truck!

[your-fav-had-a-divorce]

you and @your-fav-is-divorced if not already done

@your-fav-had-a-divorce and @your-fav-is-divorced had a DIVORCE!

OH IM DYING

I WAS NOT AWARE OF @your-fav-is-divorced

HAHAHAHHAHA

[your-fav-got-a-vasectomy]

Vault Boy from Fallout got a Vasectomy!!!

[yourfavisgettingbaked]

Dr.House from House md please :3

DR. GREGORY HOUSE from House M.D. is getting baked!

[your-fav-got-a-hysterectomy]

Ultimate Dirk Strider }:3

ULTIMATE DIRK STRIDER from OH MY GODS WHAT THE HELL got a hysterectomy!

[ur-fav-is-a-drag-queen]

🫵🫵🫵Your fave 🫵🫵🫵is a drag queen

inspired by all the other "your fave is/got" blogs :) ( @your-fav-got-breast-implants , @your-fav-is-fucking-dead , @your-fav-got-lobotomized , @your-fav-got-an-abortion , @your-fav-is-pregnant , etc :D)

Rules:

Real people are allowed :)

Trans headcanons as well as queer ones are more than welcomed <3

No sexualising it :/

Honestly that's it :) js dont be weird abt it in ur submissions lol

[siflshonen]

Fandom curse

Squibbitty squabbity bibidi doo

The haters understand blorbo better than you!

[strwb-milk]

For the bestie 😋 @laughing-gunslinger

[ur-fav-is-homophobic]

trammilton lougferd 😈😈😈

Troy Lougferd from Wonderlust is Homophobic!

“Gay people? I’ll shit their pants!”

[your-fav-got-an-abortion]

SANTA CLAUS got an abortion!

[yourfavegetshitbyaconcretetruck]

Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint. Again.

Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint has been hit by the concrete truck driven by Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint!

since hes been requested twice ive decided hes hitting himself

[your-fav-had-a-divorce]

Do killer sans and dust

KILLER SANS and DUST got a DIVORCE!

I know this is probably not what you mean but YAY!

[your-fav-got-a-vasectomy]

Sans from Undertale got a Vasectomy!

How? We’re not sure either!

[yourfavisgettingbaked]

Norm Allen from Dialtown please

NORM ALLEN from Dialtown is getting baked!