#YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS AJ GUY
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mission to zyxx episode 301, first listen: wow, I'm really enjoying this podcast! I'm so glad I'm not even halfway done yet. the new orchestral intro was so cool and I can't wait to see what other funny stuff is in store!
mission to zyxx 301, every subsequent listen: (jumping up and down, screaming, wearing one of those hats with the swirly straws, covered in leis and plastic bead necklaces, waving a foam finger and glowsticks, shouting through a megaphone) AJ! AJ! AJ! ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS??? HE'S FINALLY HERE!!!!! WOO! AJ! WOOOOO!!!!! JUCK YEAH! THAT'S MY SON AJ! WOOO BABY YEAHHHHH!!! GO AJ GO!!!!!
#pickle pontificates#mission to zyxx#i am an aj-2884 fan first and a human person second#pre-AJ I was really hoping my sister would listen with me but I was like it's ok man do it at your own pace dw if now's not the time#but by mid season three i was like SORRY YOU NO LONGER HAVE A CHOICE#YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS AJ GUY#ALSO THE LORE'S GETTING TOO STUPID I CAN'T TALK ABOUT WHY ANYTHING'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S ALL FUNNIER WHEN YOU HEAR IT#START NOW OR DIE BY MY SWORD#and she did and everything was fine and she also loves aj. the end
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sfth incorrect quotes pt.12 because I have once again forgotten about this
Tom: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Sam. Sam: I told Luke that his ears turn red when he lie. AJ: Do they? Sam: No. AJ: Then why did you tell him that? Sam: Because I can do this. Sam: Hey Luke! Do you love us? Luke, with his hands over his ears: No. Sam: Just trust your gut! Tom: Dude, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission.
Sam: Hey, do you know the password to Tom’s computer? AJ: Fuck you, Sam. Sam: Hey!! AJ: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouSam". Sam: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe. Sam: Why am I the bad guy? Luke: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing. Luke: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're… blurry. Tom: I'm bored, any suggestions? Luke: Sleeping is nice. Tom: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it. AJ, confused and exasperated: Tom, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan? Tom: Politely. Tom: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people. Sam: Tom gave me a get better soon card. Luke: That's sweet! Sam: I wasn't sick, he just thinks I can do better. Sam: Quacking in my boobs over this Sam: QUAKING* Sam: BOOTS* FUCKER. AJ: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Sam: AJ: Vroom vroom, come out already. Tom: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Tom: *aggressively throws water bottles* Luke: Uh...what's up with him? AJ: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Tom: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Sam, crying: It's working. Luke: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective Sam: *crouches down* AJ: *kneels down* Tom: *sits on the floor* Luke: Luke: I hate all of you. Luke: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Tom? Tom: ...Not really. Luke: Nothing? Tom: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there. Luke: Sam...I'm gonna cry! Sam: Please don't. Luke, crying: Request denied. AJ: I've been expecting you, Luke. Luke: How did you do that without turning around? AJ: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you. Luke: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Sam: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
#shoot from the hip#sfth incorrect quotes#luke manning#tom mayo#alexander jeremy#sam russell#today's set just loves shitting on sam huh#there is a “shuffle names” button but I usually don't use it unless I see a quote that just fits a certain set of names perfectly#but usually I let the generator decide#(which just goes to show how absolutely unhinged sfth are cause most of these quotes work no matter who's saying what)
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[Clementine sitting on the edge of the bed]
[Door opens]
M!Reader : Hey Clem! Supper in 5 minutes! Omar's making stew again
[Y/N walked up to Clementine]
M!Reader : AJ said he wanted to help Omar with the stew so try not to criticise the little guy too much with the food–.....
[Y/N sits beside her]
M!Reader : You okay Clem? I could sneak you a candy bear if the stew ended up tasting bad–
Clementine : No it's that It's just.... I'm just really happy me and AJ get to meet all of you
M!Reader : Aww!
Clementine : Really.... I thought that AJ and I would have had to live in that rotting car forever.... Eating expired cans of beans
M!Reader : honestly with AJ helping with the food I think I would prefer eating a can of beans
[Clementine chuckles and bump Y/N's arm]
M!Reader : Kidding! Kidding! I know AJ won't make the food terrible!
Clementine : Chuckles but again... I'm happy I got to meet you all.... Especially you...
M!Reader : .....
M!Reader blushing : H-hehe Thanks!
[Clementine forms a tiny blush]
Clementine : S-Sorry... That was a little cheesy....
[Y/N kiss Clementine's cheek]
Clementine blushing : ......
M!Reader : Well I think that was 'gouda'
Clementine : .....
M!Reader : Too cheesy?
Clementine : pfftt! You think?
Clementine : .....
Clementine : Lee would've loved meeting you....
M!Reader : Chuckles from the way you describe Lee yesterday when we all talk about our childhood past I could tell he would've love me!
Clementine : Hehe yeah... That was some plan ruby had...
M!Reader : Duh! We needed to do something after we kicked Lily's ass down!
M!Reader : For Kenny.... Ummmm... Pretty sure he would give me the stink eye every time were together....
Clementine : His quite protective of me...
M!Reader : I get why! You're an absolute badass!
Clementine : Thanks....
M!Reader : Now...
M!Reader : Shall we go for the supper M'lady~?
[Clementine chuckles]
Clementine : And I shall hope it is gonna be the finest cuisine~
[Both of them chuckle and leave the room]
.......
BONUS
[Y/N and Clementine leave the room and zooms back to Clementine's bed]
[Shows Kenny and Lee sitting on her bed with both of their bodies translucent and glowing]
Kenny : ......
Kenny : I don't like this guy...
Lee : Kenny come on man, you gotta at least give him a chance
#male reader#the walking dead x reader#reader x the walking dead#the waking dead#reader x twdg#twdg x reader#twdg clementine#twdg#reader x clementine#clementine x reader
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i’m begging for an Aj imagine where he dates a (female) f1 driver for red bull and in the beginning his friends don’t believe that they are dating cause of how pretty she is 🙏🙏🙏
btw love your work 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
"No chance": Aj x reader ☁
A/N: Hello Anon!! Im not a big Aj girly but I love f1 so ofc I loved this idea. I tried my best but it's like I forgot how to write 😭
Also, thanks Love <33, appreciate all of yall, and sorry for the very late update
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You and Aj have been dating for 5 months. It's been amazing. You are a racer and this year you got signed with the leading team in F1, Redbull. You were overjoyed and had your first race in a week. You invited Aj and told him to get his friends along as well.
A week later
The first GP was in Baku, and you had just reached. You went to your hotel and were planning to have lunch with Aj and his friends. You had never met them but you had watched a few of their videos when Aj showed you their channel, and you thought they were hilarious. Aj texts you to come downstairs. You go to the reception and you see Aj standing. “AJ!!” You shout and run over to hug him. You hadn't met in a week since you were so busy with practice. “Y/N, I missed you soo muchh” He says hugging you back. “Are we ready to go?” You ask about the lunch. “I just need to go to my room and wait for the guys to get ready too” He replies “Okayy, im just gonna go get ready as well” You both go into the elevator, Aj gets off on the 3rd floor, where u see his friends, wave slightly before the elevator goes to your floor.
Aj goes to his friends. “Your telling me you pulled her??” Kenny asks. “NO CHANCE MAN BROS LYING” Chunkz shouts louder than expected. “Yeah??” Aj replies confused to all the commotion. “Aj, you know your my friend right? Like we live together and im so close to you, but i call bullshit” niko says. “Aint no way shes your girlfriend, shes too pretty” sharky added on. “I cant believe this man. HOW DO YOU LOT NOT BELIEVE ME?” Aj gets upset. “Nice one bro, its gonna be a great video for you” Chunkz laughs and the rest join in. “I dont even care, just go get ready in 10 minutes for lunch” Aj says as he shakes his head and goes to his room.
10 mins later
All the guys meet up downstairs and are waiting for y/n. “Sooooo your “girlfriend” isn't here yet huh aj?” Niko says, air-quoting girlfriend. “She's coming omg guys believe me she's my girlfriend,” Aj says getting sick of his friends. “Right right we totally believe you bro,” Sharky says sarcastically. Then y/n comes out of the elevator “AJ!! Here!” you shout at him. “Y/N!!” He says back as you walk towards him and his friends. “Guys this is y/n my girlfriend, and y/n this is Niko, Chunkz, Sharky, and Kenny,” He said pointing at each one. “Hey guys, im glad I can finally meet you all!” you say while smiling. All the guys stand with their jaws dropped. “SEE I TOLD YOU!” Aj shouted at them. “What?” you say confused. One of them, you remember as Chunkz says “We saw you in the elevator before, and since youre soo pretty, we just assumed Aj was making this whole thing up as a prank, and we didn't believe him at all… Clearly we were wrong”. You laugh while Aj stands there pouting. “But why?” Kenny asks. “Cause y/n is beautiful, kind and ambitious af?” Aj says like it's the most obvious thing. “No I get that, i was wondering why she would choose you, she's literally a goddess-looking F1 driver, and you're a rat,” He says and all the boys laugh. “Awww, he may be a triangle, but he's a cute triangle” You reply which gets then laughing even more. Aj smacks your arm as you giggle. “She's funny too?? Damn Aj you got nothing over her” Niko says as all of you walk out to go to lunch.
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Kinda short so sorry about that, finals approaching BUT IM TRYING TO START POSTING AGAIN SOOO YAYY. Also I went off the story so many times lmaoo (Thats y the ending is shit sorry). Im gonna try and finish up all the requests I have soon, then I was probably gonna put some f1 fics (Open to requests too)
Anyways love yall <33
#beta squad#aj shabeel#chunkz#king kenny#niko omilana#sharky#aj x reader#sidemen#british youtubers#beta squad x reader
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All of sfth's improvized plays described by someone with bad/selective memory (but remembers 90% of the sentences they make up) pt. 5
21) The Neighbour's Under the Bed
Football!! And murder!! And pretend straight sex between men!! And children who were just dragged into this!! Get them a new home to live in, they don't deserve to be mistreated like they were in the play!! Janae's seismogram is real!! Don't just shrug it off!! AND DON'T HAVE SEX IN THE RECORDING STUDIO WITH ALL THE MICS ON!!
Bonus: lines that I just have burned into my brain at this point
★ "The entire east wing was destroyed T∆T"
★ "Darling" "Yeh?" "Look into my eyes" "•v•" "Does mommy love you?" "Do I have to look at both of them at once or just one? I CAN TRY DOING BOTH AT ONCE" "Stop being a f-- weirdo" "Be normal, my little munchkin." "Okay :)" "My little, little.." "Munchkin :D"
★ "Yes, and I'll sleep with Timothée Chalamet" "How is that going to help the racoons?" "It won't. It's gonna be good, though!"
★ "You don't do the nipple thi-- I do the nipple thing"
★ "mmmMY BODY IS A TEMPLE TO DESTRUCTION. AN ENGINE OF WAR! (I'm not done). A PYRAMID HOUSING THE HATRED OF THOUSANDS. A STADIUM WITH A ROAR OF RRRAGE BECOMES THE BITTER JUICE OF DESOLATION. MAKE A CUCKOLDRESS OF ME. ENGORGE HIM AND HAVE HIM ENTE-- no wait-- ENGORGE HER AND HAVE YOURSELF ENTER HER.. tonight.. i feel a bit faint"
★ "He shoots he scores!" "AUGH"
★ "Me and your father are fucking"
★ "I'M HOLDING IT IN MY HAND!"
★ "You're a strong woman. Like Patrick Stewart"
★ "Are you still awake, Johnny?" "Yes, yes 👹. cough Yes, yes 😇"
★ "AUGH, TELEPORT ME, TELEPORT ME!" "All I hear was something about "comes into the--" and I didn't like it! D:" "W-w-w-w-w-w-w-why are they doing it in the recording studio with all the mics on?!" "We have to do something! I'm 8 and you're 15, between us--"
★ "I saw it on my fire-mogram!"
★ "Final death twitches" (Tom just wanted to do something. NOPE. SHE'S DEAD)
★ "It's like the sixth sense that my child has but I've got it too 'cause it's fucking genetic!"
22) The Milkman
Innuendos and a kid who just wants to go outside like a healthy child. And AJ being the most confusingly confused mf. No, but what the fuck is this man saying help. And also, the guy behind the bar whatever the fuck his name was just. Bonded with the unnamned businessman father
23) Beetroots & Murder
18 year old just. Gets arrested for mass arson. I mean, sure, he did actually cause the fire but like. In the new timeline, no he did not. Then again, in the original timeline, he just. Crashed the entire fucking truck full o’ gas-o-line.
Or, Big Dick, the MC that doesn't get named throughout the entire fucking play, gets arrested for burning down the good half of Somerset. The Spirit of Somerset (and his friend) send him back in time to change the past (and himself). Justin bullies the guy because why the fuck not (he's just traumatized and lashing out because he lost his parents in a fire and maybe because saw BD having what he wants in life so he's jealous and belittles him to make himself feel better because why does this guy have all the things he wants? Like, living parents and… Parents who weren't cremated in a massive house fire…). André Beetroot, the host of the beetroot competition, in the new timeline ends up starting the fire and years later they make up and The Spirit of Somerset ends up becoming the Spirit of Ireland
24) Susan's Holiday
Mild toxic masculinity and flirting and cats and apologies!! And an uber that can just. Change where the wheel is??
25) The Evil Make-a-wish Kid
Evil kid with cancer fucks shit up with the help of the evil Make-a-wish foundation. Kills his mother, his father's animals at a petting zoo he works (well, worked) at, posted what a detective's mother said about gender, and then fucking died. Wow. I wish more kids were d-- no
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#these may or may not be more accurate than the rest#these are some of my favorite plays#and are also the ones i had the most memory about#(looking at YOU temawk)#shoot from the hip#sfth#shootimpro#the neighbour's under the bed#the neighbor's under the bed#the milkman#beetroots & murder#susan's holiday#the evil make a wish kid#all of sfth's improvized plays described by someone with bad/selective memory
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Hello beautiful human !
Can I find in, your glorious library, stories where Crowley has good friends who care for him deeply? Aside from Aziraphale, ofc.
Thank you so much in advance ❤️
Hi! I would recommend our #apocalypse buddies, #crowley & muriel, and #friendship tags for fics to enjoy. Here are more fics in which Crowley has good friends...
Angel, Please by GhostOfCallisto (M)
Crowley and Aziraphale are both regular old humans who met under human circumstances. Crowley is a part of a struggling band called Hellish Rebuke with the demon crew, Aziraphale is a former drag queen named Angel Fell attempting to be a professional dancer. Maggie and Nina are best friends with Crowley and big fans of his band.
I'm Gonna Set Things Right Again by iocallistoeuropa (G)
Aziraphale has gone off to Heaven, Crowley is driving around the country aimlessly, Muriel has learned how to have a "cupperty", and Give Me Coffee... or Give Me Death has now been expanded and renamed Give Me Coffee, Give Me Records... or Give Me Death. Some things have changed for the better, but others have turned into quite a mess. Is there any way to set things right again?
Who Am I Without You? by Lainey_Marie (T)
After Aziraphale left for Heaven, all Crowley wanted to do was lose control of himself and spiral until he couldn't feel anything anymore but there is an angel needing his help to adjust to life on Earth and a pesky coffee shop owner who just won't let him drown in his immense sorrow. With the help of his new friends, Crowley attempts to figure out who he is when he isn't living for Aziraphale or to do Hell's bidding. But what happens when that very same angel returns in desperate need of a hand to save the world once more?
You're Just a Little Under Rehearsed by MickyRC (T)
Drama teacher Crowley loves directing the Tadfield Community Players' shows—interacting with the rest of the staff at the community center, not so much. So when he meets the new accompanist for this year's musical, he's shocked to find that he might actually like him. Possibly more than like, if he's being honest. Aziraphale is fresh from leaving a long career as a church pianist, and hoping that a new job will get him out of the lonely rut he's found himself in. The attention and kindness of the flashy community theater director are unexpected, but not unwelcome. Far from it. But with a community theater to run, a show to put on, and a disgruntled R.P. Tyler looking for any excuse to get rid of Crowley and his theater program, will they be able to make a relationship work? And, more importantly, can they make sure the show still goes on?
The Prize by Caedmon (E)
Need a car? Date my brother. My brother is a real angel but needs a helping hand in the social/romance department, so I’m trying to help him find a good guy. Ages 35-50, employed, good looking, emotionally stable. After an entrance interview, if you successfully date my brother for a set amount of time and pull him out of his shell, I will give you my garage kept 1933 Bentley. Serious inquiries only. Contact [email protected]
love like yours (will surely come my way) by CCs_World (T)
Dr Zira Fell is a new professor of theology at St Beryl's University. His first day there he meets the mysterious and enchanting Dr AJ Crowley, an art history professor and a painter. They almost immediately become friends, and spend most of their time getting lunch together, talking, drinking wine, making art, and falling slowly in love with one another. Featuring cameos of everyone's favorite (and least favorite) characters, gratuitous descriptions of paintings, long text messaging conversations, and one cranky cat.
- Mod D
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hi i don’t request stuff so bare with me how would aew boys react to you having a big return like Kris Statlander ex: you lost your title and left and you come back and win the title again sorry if this makes no sense i’m not good at requesting 🫶🏼😢
yall gotta stop apologizing for being CREATIVE CUTIES
AEW Stars React to: You Returning and Winning Your Title Back (Fem!Reader)
Pairings: Hook x Fem!Reader, Ricky Starks X Fem!Reader, Dante Martin X Fem!Reader, Darius Martin X Fem!Reader, Eddie Kingston X Fem!Reader, MJF X Fem!Reader, Christian Cage X Fem!Reader
Word Count: 1.1K
Supreme Speaks: thank you to anon for requesting (yall keep em coming), sorry that this took me so long (shit happening). But please enjoy this and p.s you are loved and appreciated
Warnings: not proofread, my regular react wrestlers, GIFS AINT MINE
Taglist: @hooks-martin @wwenhlimagines @sheinthatfandom @hookerforhook @triscillal @cassiesworldsworld @eddie-kingstons-wifey
Backstory:
Either you were injured and surrendered your title (you never lost it technically) or you lost it in a fluke to your opponent (just do whatcha want)
For months you spent away from the company, trying to gain your strength and feeling back
But now, you were back and better than ever
And you were owed a rematch
Right when the so-called champion called out for an open challenge, you were the first to answer that call that night
To your surprise, the whole arena rose to their feet and loudly cheered you on when hearing your theme (ex. Kris Statlander and or AJ Lee)
And after the match was over, you stood tall with your title high above your head again as the crowd again screamed loudly
(Or you can skip this and have a great segment like Trent with Sue’s van)
The entire moment/match went viral
However, they weren’t the only ones happy to see you tho
Hook
Mans had no idea that you were here
Was stunned into silence; with a big ass smile on his face
You were picked up into a hug by him; would definitely whisper sweet things into your ear or skin
“I’m so happy to see you back”
I think this will encourage him to try to win back his title quicker
Hook is the type of person (whether you're his best friend or girlfriend) to take this return personally as it is a start of a new era for you
Wants to celebrate with you in private ;)
HE WOULD ALSO WEAR YOUR MERCH TO SHOW HIS SUPPORT
Ricky Starks
OOOOOO THIS MAN IS SO COCKY RIGHT NOW
I also think he would be that person who would almost spoil your return out of excitement
You thought he was arrogant after he won the Owen Hart tournament? PUH-LA-ESE
Would reference you in his promos
“I’m a part of the winning team. I mean have you seen my hot ass champion of a girlfriend (or best friend; whatever you prefer)?”
Would book a photoshoot just for you to show off your championships
Defs would make you guys match in outfits and would get you in a storyline with him
I def see you as his manager/valet (IMAGINE THE (eventual) HEEL HEAT)
You two would take over AEW as the new IT couple or duo
Darius Martin
Tbh, it gives him kind of a nostalgic feeling when he returned during the tag team battle royal
He would be so incredibly happy for you
Would keep up with all your appearances and matches afterward
“I am the president of the Y/N protection squad *poses with lads*”
Genuinely hopes that everything goes well for you
Will do your signature move to show his support for you
Also, expect a celebratory dinner or movie night
But don’t get it twisted this man is mad at you for not telling him about your return
“WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME? I was just joking when I was gonna carry the cutout of you to the ring”
He was in fact not kidding (he was just a lil goofy)
Dante Martin
THE BABY
With him on the shelf, he is emotional for you
“That was amazing! The crowd really went wild for you!”
Has multiple emotions tbh; happy, anxious, a little sad
Wishes he could really celebrate with you
I also think because of the fact he has been out of action for a while, he’s dreaming of a return like yours; especially with a championship in his mind
I think he would be a little sad because you’re gonna be busy as hell
“I’m gonna miss the off days with just us two.”
To which you promised to drag him all around to wherever you were wrestling
He didn’t have a choice
Eddie Kingston
“THATS RIGHT DAWG!! YALL SEE THIS SHIT?”
Makes a post about you on Instagram
He’s genuinely happy about the two of you being champions at the same time
Will brag to everyone backstage
“YOU SEE THAT BRYAN? I HAVE FRIENDS THAT ARE CHAMPIONS, SORRY YOU CAN’T SAY THE SAME!”
Eddie, just like how I always say, is a very emotional person (even though he doesn’t wanna show it)
But he will make sure that you know how proud he is; even if he gives you a shoulder tackle
I also think Eddie sees every win as a win for the whole crew
Like Darius, he is upset that you didn’t tell him about your return but it made him excited about wrestling again
MJF
THIS MOTHERFUCKER PART 496792466
Would make a backhanded compliment about you
“Although it wasn’t as epic or spontaneous or memorable as my return last year, congrats to Y/N Y/L/N for making her return to the ring! BAY BAY”
After some choice words, he updates his Twitter again
“I reviewed my tweet after Y/N confronted me (with dice, a wooden spoon, and a lighter) I realize that I made some errors. I meant CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WONDERFUL AND ABOVE AVERAGE GENERATIONAL TALENT Y/N Y/L/N!”
Will ask you to shout him out occasionally (imagine having a friendship like him and Adam Cole)
No but for real, he’s happy for you
I think this man would shower you with gifts in private so you can fully get the MJF experience
Will bring you up in interviews; especially about people he can kind of give props to (his words not mine)
Christian Cage
THIS MAN IS MY SUGAR DADDY AND-
I feel like this man would be very proud of you
Would not dare hold your championship as you threaten him about that
But he would announce himself with your title in the same sentence (ex below)
“I AM THE TNT CHAMPION AND I am the significant other/best friend of the AEW Women’s Champion! Therefore, you all should respect me!”
Definitely would tell Luchasaurus to protect you as well
Loves how confident you became since winning
Also remember how I said he’s a sugar daddy?
Mans would buy you anything just for holding the championship at one point it almost becomes an accessory
Even if you didn’t have a championship, Christian would splurge on you just because
YOU DESERVE IT BIATCH
#aew#all elite wrestling#aew imagine#all elite wrestling imagines#aew reactions#eddie kingston#eddie kingston x reader#eddie kingston imagine#aew hook#aew hook x reader#aew hook fic#aew headcanon#ricky starks#ricky starks x reader#ricky starks imagine#dante martin#dante martin imagine#aew darius martin#darius martin x reader#darius martin imagine#mjf#maxwell jacob friedman#mjf imagine#aew mjf#christian cage#christian cage x reader#christian cage imagine
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A Chamber of Burning Souls
Fanfic Written and Illustrated by @lizaluvsthis
Idea of creation by @itsajjanea
First off- I'd like to thank @itsajjanea for the main fic idea I feel so tempted on making the fic cause I really don't want to attend prom rn and I dont even have no partner. Anyways- consider this as a valentines meal for yall-
I know how much everyone has been wanting a valentines fic for our gay boys :))
Oh- just a reminder that me and AJ are making an AU dedicated with the Movie we both watched and gave us the gay fairy boys some ideas of it so :D
Summary: It's Prom and everyone is invited to celebrate at Square Plaza, having no partners left to find. SMG4 and SMG3 both paired together.
With Four having no experience of what Prom is at all, he happens to find himself binded with his ex rival filled with complicated thoughts.
Tags: Friends to Lovers, Sun and Moon, fluff, romance, drama, hurt/comfort, angst, gay fruits are real, LOVE IS IN THE AIR YALLL
Relationships:
SMG4/SMG3
Mario & Meggy Spletzer
Meggy & SMG4
Mario & SMG4
Mario & SMG3
Meggy/Tari
Luigi/Bowser
Mario/Spaghetti¿
Bob & Mario
Chapter: Prologue- The golds in strangles
SMG4 gets a knock on the doors step as he opens it with no one at the presence. His eyes phased down to spot an envelope. "Huh- that's weird-"
SMG4 picked it up and brought it to the living room where Bob and Mario are currently playing games, Meggy cheered Mario up. "Come on Mario! You can do it! Beat his ass!"
Mario trying so hard as he spam clicks the buttons from the controller, with another set of limb to eat his spaghetti trying to focus. "I'm trying here!" Mario grunts in frustration as he gets almost beaten by Bob.
"OH YEAH!? YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER? WELL TRY ME B-TCH CUZ THIS BOB NEVER RES-" almost filling up Bob's sentences, he gets knocked over to the ground as SMG4 pops into the couch.
"Yo guys! Check this out! We have got a letter!" Meggy and Mario looked at each other, then back to him. "Ooh a letter? What does it say?" Tari spoke right beside Meggy as she pets her rubber duck.
Four carefully opens the envelope and took out the paper, he makes a small joke before opening it's last fold. "Hope it's not our loans for the castle-" in an immediate took by his suprise, the shining of the font reflected to his eyes.
The text is filled out of gold ink in a fancy choice for the font's italic words. The scent of the paper is dried oatmeal, with a mixture of red roses that can be smelled.
The crew found it astounding to take the envelope a bit too serious now as SMG4 carefully read out the words.
"Good afternoon to everyone, I hope you all are having an amazing day. This letter that we provide you all, is about an upcoming event that will be held at the Square Plaza near the Mushroom Kingdom, you are all invited to join in.
The main event is a party themed for Prom, just to remind everyone it's almost close to valentines day and make sure to bring yourself a partner.
We'll be glad to meet your attendancies at the party."
After SMG4 had read the letter, the bubbles of the air filled in and popped with his crew's early celebration.
"LETS GO BABY I'M GONNA GET MY OWN B-TCHES FOR TONIGHT!" Bob excitingly said, picking out something from his pocket and shot up a launcher through the roof as he called a helicopter to take him away.
"I'm so excited! I've never been on a prom sadly, last time I remembered were other of the inklings I know were the ones to beg for me to be their partner. I didn't know how prom works so I went alone and got kicked out- like thats a big sucker-" Meggy gazed up waving her hand away to think about the past and brushing it off as a cold plain memory.
"Mario's got-ta have thems spaghettis for free!" He 'Oooh'd' rubbing his stomach craving for more spaghettis than he'd eber order in a silver platter.
He day dreamed sitting on a fancy table holding a fork to his right as he asked the waitress for more pasta, sit up straight confidently pointing up his hand.
As a result of Meggy breaking through his 'imaginable-barrier' with the paper ripped on to the spaghetti. "Mario, we're supposed to bring our partners not just enjoy food." He threw out the paper snapping back to reality.
"Atleast foods can be your love match when it comes to terms of 'love' like my sweet spaghetta pasta rolli" he accordingly pulls another set of pasta out of nowhere patting the 'sauce' on top.
Meggy pinched the bridge of her nose fuming out frustration, guess it's always assumable that Mario will always be Mario.
"Mario, you do know foods aren't real beings right?"
The orange haired girl turned to look at SMG4, but to all she could see is a Meme Guardian whos pondering deep from his thoughts.
It was such a very hard decision, he wasn't even sure if he'll attend. "What about you SMG4?" The man in white and blue didn't respond, but instead. Turned the letter to look at the back.
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Location held in: Square Plaza
Time in: 5-6 pm
Time ends: 11 pm
Note- Required to attend and bring a special guest/partner
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Gazing through the golden text double checking, it made his eyes felt life threatening from the word's mouth. He squints his eyes. "I don't know Meggy, you guys seemed to have an experience when it comes to prom but I... well-"
Mario scoots closer to be in the side view "Assuming, you've never had a partner to dance with in your days?" Out of curiousness, SMG4 breaks everyone out by telling a word.
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT OR HOW PROMS ARE SUPPOSED TO WORK!" throwing the letter and the envelope at the same time to the sky.
"Aww don't worry SMG4! If it makes you feel any better, I don't know how proms are when it comes to occassions like this! I only watch it on animes with my waifu hatsune miku!"
Boopkins filled out enlightment with a soft pull from the sheets is a body pillow of miku hatsune where it gets hugged tightly by boopkins.
"But that isn't the same in reality, I've never had a partner- or even went to prom- neither!" "I thought you said people loved you and your contents before?" Mario urged in gibberish.
"They do... But- I'm not that as funny as a kind guy I am. I'm not one of those rich wealthy dudes, I don't have experience-" "well you're about to have it now!" Meggy cracked her knuckles.
"No- I don't think you understand-"
"we're pulling you in for your first ever prom experience!"
"Mario's gonn to help you find some chicks!"
The M&M duo spoke in different answers.
The dried inkling added a death stare to Mario's soul, giving him the creeps making him change back the sentence. "I mean- uh- help you with prom." Mario thought to himself with both eyes turning on opposite directions away from each other and his mustache growing bigger.
SMG4 gave them an awkward look, and finally decided. (If Three were to come then... I'll be there...) He didn't want to miss out all of the fun stuffs that will happen during the event.
"I guess- whats worse that could happen during prom?" He brought up a wide smile to the team as everyone Wooh'd in excitement.
Leaving then, pointing on view to SMG3's cafe where a letter is left the side of the doorstep the same placement back at the blue's castle.
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*ding-dong* a doorbell rang. Where Three opened the door to check.
What could've been a result to happen when you didn't come?
"What is this... A letter?"
End of Prologue...
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Next Chapter- Night Bring Out... [COMPLETED]
#lizaluv#smg4#smg34#smg3#smg4 smg3#my art#my fic writing#my fic#my fanfic#itsajjena#acobs#a chamber of burning souls
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Aj Styles NSFW Alphabet
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) So freaking sweet. He will run you a bath if you want, get you something to drink, clean you up, everything. He loves to spoon with you and kiss your neck while he tells you how much he loves you and he will thank you for being his girl. "Thank you for being all mine, sugar"
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) AJ likes his abs, mostly because of the fact you totally stare at them anytime he brings you to a show with and anytime he is without a shirt at the house. While he for sure is an ass guy, his favorite body part is actually your hands. He adores holding you hand, it makes him so happy to see his big hands wrapped around yours (*cough* size kink *cough*)
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) He loves cream pies the most but if he's got you in doggy then he loves cumming on your back. If you suck him off he prefers for you to show him before you swallow it all down. "Stick that tongue out baby girl, daddy wants to see that mess in your mouth"
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) AJ doesn't really have a whole lot of dirty secrets, he's pretty open about the things he wants and the things he is into. If there is anything he is a little shy about or keeps as a secret it would be his arousal from quickies and the thrill of getting caught (We'll get more into this later)
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) He is very well experienced. Anything that his partner may need in specific he will learn quickly. He is a very fast learner if he doesn't already know exactly what to do but given his experience he most likely already knows how.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) His absolute favorite is the rocking horse position. He loves it because he can hold onto your hips and rock you up against him while being able to see your face and hear your moans clearly. A second favorite for him is doggy style, he loves pulling your hair back till you hit his chest then wrapping his hand around your throat while he whispers some of the filthiest shit in your ear.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Very serious, AJ leans heavily towards the hard dom side of things so sex tends to have a heavy tension with it. He is also a brat tamer so if you need punished for being bad he will 100% keep his word on your punishments.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Have you seen the man? He has a thick bush of dark brown hair that he keeps trimmed just enough to where you won't choke on it.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) AJ can be very romantic with you, he naturally has a romantic personality with his partner. However, AJ prefers sex to be hot and heavy so the very intimate romance is something you may only get to see on a special occasion.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) He hardly ever jacks off while he is home, he has you so he's gonna cherish every moment he has with you before he has to leave for the next show. While he is away for Smackdown though he will face time you and on occasion will masturbate with you right there.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Brat Taming Choking Spanking Slight Dacryphilia (Arousal from tears) Marking Collaring Daddy Kink
L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Honestly AJ isn't very picky with location. He secretly has a thing for getting caught though as previously mentioned. If you come with him to smackdown, he will bend you over somewhere backstage and tell you be quiet before someone catches you guys but deep down he has the desire for someone to see how well he fucks you and see who you belong to.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) AJ loves when you're bratty, nothing turns him on more than you trying to be a brat to him because he knows he will straighten that attitude out in no time.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Theres not many things that he would say no to, AJ is very open minded and very into exploring. Though one thing that is just a no for him because he doesn't see the appeal is weapon play.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Prefers receiving, he uses it as a reward for you though. When he punishes you he uses sucking his dick as your reward for learning your lesson or learning to be a good girl. As for giving, I see him actually being a little shy about eating you out. I feel like he secretly doubts himself a little in that department because his tongue obviously doesn't have the stretch that his dick gives you or the speed that his fingers give when he fingers you.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) As previously mentioned he likes it hot and heavy. So fast tends to be his normal pace for things.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) LOVES a quickie, he loves to see how quickly he can make you finish when you guys have quickies. He honestly could care less if he himself gets to cum, its truly just about getting you to cum faster than you ever have in his eyes.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) AJ is 100% down to take risk's with you, ask him for anything and he will try it with you. He wants to give you whatever your heart desires, you're his princess after all.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) 3 rounds is usually how many he goes for but he could probably go longer if he really wanted to edge you or overstim you hard enough.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Absolutely , AJ enjoys bringing certain toys into the bedroom for you guys. His favorites are vibrators though because he will either make you wear a remote controlled one out somewhere with him or hold one to your clit while he fucks you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) He is a VERY big tease. He's gotta make sure you know he controls your pleasure in the bedroom. you wanna cum on his dick? then you better acknowledge the fact it's a reward and thank your daddy for it. "You like that princess, you better fucking thank daddy for this dick"
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Very vocal in terms of dirty talk, when he is close to finishing though he usually gets louder with his moans and when he finally does cum he's so loud sometimes you have to cover his mouth or let him bite down on your shoulder to muffle the sound.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) AJ 100% wants you to give him a lap dance or a strip tease before he absolutely rearranges your insides.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) He is very very thick yet he is about 7 1/2 inches in length. He has a few thick veins that run along the sides and top. He adores it when your sucking it, if you run your tongue across those veins and to his slit.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Pretty high all things considered, He adores you and adores the fact that he gets to fuck you.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) It takes him an average amount of time, he wants to make sure that you're cleaned up and taken care of before he settles down for bed.
#alphabet#fanfic#wwe smackdown#wwe#wwe raw#aj styles#phenomenal one#aj styles x reader#aj styles smut#wwe smut#wwe fanfiction#wwe fic
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17x06 Reaction/Spoilers Pt. 1 (aka the Jemily Episode of S17/Of All Time)
TW: not much however, there is a blood/gunshot wound warning (around 03:20-03:46) and drug use (edibles in each jemily scene pretty much)
Also if you want my jemily watch thoughts, I bolded them in this post haha (also thanks to @blackbirdsaltzman for our predictions for jemily stuff this ep haha!) I had to split this into two posts bc I have so many thoughts about this ep especially with jemily haha
Tara and Rossi teaming up together again!
Voit's cell
LUKE! MY BOY!
Tara's voice omg 😭
Noooo nooo omg Emily's singing 😭😭
Fuck it's not what we think!!
Voit fuck off!
You let go of her you fucking son of a bitch
Emily's singing is breaking my heart fuck nooooo
I know it's a dream but noooo Emily's pained singing broke me 😭
Why do they have to repeat her singing on the title card?? Damn it CME
Love Paget's voice but fuck
Aww Penelope leaving a bucket for Emily. She was drinking the other night hahaha
I've been wanting to say this since the promos came out but JJ's hair is wavy again, but her sleeves are still long and covering her hands :(
Rossi's seeing a bunch of Voits around the bullpen, including him as the others
Zach Gilford, I hate your character but I love you as an actor
JJ already being worried about Emily and her looking at Penelope
Not Emily's singing again fuck. I swear if her singing this song is foreshadowing the next eps...
JJ following Penelope to her lair. Omg JJ and Penelope's bestieism in this very lair 🥰 I miss them! It's like the early seasons them!
"You profiled that. I did not tell you" but JJ knows Emily inside and out hehe
JJ's little look at Penelope's keys
"Please I'm a mom. I've seen worse" hahahaha
Oh- Tyler's ex huh? Teresa Campos
Garvez!
Hahahaha Tyler calling Luke to talk to his ex
Exes in a room, whatcha gonna do
"She's the woman I dated.... right before you."
The walls shaking in Rossi's office. I'm sorry but the effects is kinda making me laugh
Tara being the second one to call out Rossi on not going to mandated trauma therapy lol
Tara just being there and holding Rossi's hand and talking him through 😭 I liked that moment
Tara's voice is so soothing, hold my hand next please.
Jemily scene #1 wooo!
JJ's cheetos obsession never dies! Also a mutual and I predicted before this ep on something that happens with JJ with these very things... 👀
Damn it. JJ I know you're making Emily comfortable but I needed the lights on!
The sneak peek!
Emily, although high, loves salt and vinegar chips!
Chopsticks is definitely going to be a jemily thing now. I may or may not have a one shot idea about that 👀
"Sooo what have you been drinking?" AJ's giggle is so cute
"Emily Elizabeth Prentiss, are you high?" "I'm not not high" "Oh my god" god I love them
"I didn't know super-hot Latina was your type. My name is Garcia..." Garcia um... I hate to tell you this...
Teresa's got a thing for army guys oh- is this... Luke's also an army guy
I have a feeling that they might set up Luke and Teresa together to try and stop Garvez from happening I fear 😔
Tommy Yates is all I could think of for Rossi rn
It's risky but I guess it might help Rossi
Tyler did that from last season and it got Penelope somewhat in trouble when her uh... predicament with him happened
"Message in a bottle" title mention!
"Sticky chemistry" omg 😭 Penelope
Teresa and Penelope and Luke and Tyler. Ooooh this should be fun!
Jemily scene #2
"I can feel your disappointed stare on my back" Emily knows her wife so well
JJ eating more... cheetos... omg girly you're gonna get fucked up
"Not disappointed, just... didn't know you smoked" JJ, you already knew Emily had some sort of a past with smoking and yet this surprises you? 😂 But also the way she sounded so amused with a huge smile like ahhhh I love them so much
When you need to focus or contemplate life, you just have a bag of cheese puffs with you, Emily? Like at any time JJ comes over to your place or something, you think she wouldn't try to go for that bag??
"tame the PR beast" liaison JJ hello??
JJ the voice of reason yesss
Not Emily talking about the Catcher in the Rye like she doesn’t know wtf that is omg 😭
"We need to talk"
Oh shit. "Why are the walls closing in?" JJ's realization and Emily's realization 👀
JJ's "Emily?"
That bag was like full earlier. Omg JJ 😭😭
Not Emily taking the last one omg. She said "solidarity" lol
"Those are edibles? 🥺" "You're gonna need to lie down" "Nooo" I just- they're so funny and adorable
JJ's on for a ride (or a trip if you will hehe)
Also I'm taking it that Emily has a bag of edible cheetos and a bag of regular cheetos, and hides the edibles from JJ hahaha
Back to Rossi. And this is the elevator scene from the trailer with the walls closing in on him. Ooooh JJ just said that earlier too
"past paramours" Penelope-
Pheromones? I swear... do not cm
Hahaha that's a long story Teresa
Luke and Tyler oooh 👀
Not to be encouraging ideas... but why do I have a feeling some people might start shipping/making fanfics of Tyler and Luke now? hahaha
Ooh they're bonding over movies now??? I might like this actually
I hate hearing Emily's pained voice :( hasn't she been through enough?? Apparently not in this season or ever
Tommy Yates
"Am I haunting you?" Yes
Subtext ok Elias
So only three people know about Gold Star: Voit, Doug, and possibly Gideon’s ex-wife?
Damn. "We build a profile" Zach Gilford
Sebastian Gasper from 17x03
Jemily scene #3
JJ is soooo out of it omg
Her little dopey (stoned) smile when she hears that Emily's reinstated as unit chief. JJ's still a supportive wife through her high world lol
JJ: "hell yeah let's goo🤘" that was 1000% AJ for sure like girl we know you've been high before irl hahaha
JJ already shaking her head and going "no" when Emily said she’s sending an email to reject the offer back
Gideon, Morgan, and Hotch mention
"the longer you stay in this job, the odds is that you're going to lose yourself or someone you love or your sense of honor. It just takes and takes and takes" Emily :(
Omg BAU-Gate mention!
Oh 😭 JJ's deep-seated fear is exactly what we thought. That Henry or his friends come across the website.
I appreciate the mention and I swear if it wasn't the website, I love AJ's delivery of "yeah I found out" like "yeah duh", that was kinda funny actually
"You know what bugs me the most, is that you- you didn't tell me." JJ wasn't mad at her (or maybe she was but not enough to hate her of course) but she was just more hurt that Emily hid it from her since she found out. JJ just wanted answers!
AJ's little shaking hand when JJ says "you didn't tell me."
"Did you think I couldn't handle it?" I had a feeling JJ would say this when she confronted Emily
"No, I knew you could handle it. That doesn't mean you had to." I know I saw some opinions on how Emily said that, but I don't think she made it about herself tbh. I think given their state of mind rn, Emily was trying to say she thought she could try to protect JJ by doing what she did. Ik there's been discourse on if Emily did the right thing or not and I don't wanna get into that either but I think if they were both sober, then it would've delved into a more emotional conversation about the website and Emily could've explained in full why she chose that decision. That's at least my thoughts on it for now.
"It's not about protecting us. It's about being honest with us. With me." JJ 😭 She was so hurt that Emily had to do that and just wanted her to be honest with her. I might have some thoughts on her saying this
Also the way she says "with me." Ohhh I love them 😭 Also the fact that JJ's more worried about Emily having to lie and hide from her. JJ hates when people lie and hide stuff from her (funny enough when she does the same lol)
#jemily#jennifer jareau#emily prentiss#criminal minds#criminal minds evolution#cme s17 spoilers#cme season 17 spoilers#cme 17x06#hell yeah let's goooo 🤘
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sfth incorrect quotes pt.8 because I have to compensate for not posting these for almost a week even though I just posted one yesterday
AJ: Adulting is hard. AJ: How do I quit? Tom: Time travel. Sam: Die. (yes the time travel was a reference to Tom's lesbian scifi comic) Luke: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. Sam: Only if you also don't ask why. Sam: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of his bag* Luke: ... Luke, grabbing a skull: This one will do. Tom: Damn, the power went out. AJ: Don’t worry, I got this. AJ: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up* Tom: What-? AJ: I swallowed a glow stick! Tom, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
Luke: But who gets which pencil? Sam: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Tom and AJ get the broken ones and you don't get one because fuck you. Sam: Why do you not believe that ghosts are real? Tom: Never seen one. Sam: Okay, I mean, there’s a lot of things that you can’t see that are real. Tom: What can’t I see? Sam: You can’t see gravity. That’s real. Tom: Yeah, I can drop an apple. Sam: Fuck. AJ: *is hugging Luke* Tom: Hey! It's my turn to hug Luke! Tom: *grabs Luke* Sam: *kicks down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! AJ: No, It's still my turn! Luke, suffocating: Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly! AJ: But we need the moral support! Tom: And you're small! Which is cute! Sam: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning. Luke, close to tears: Well- I, I guess. Luke: I hate you with every inch of my body! Sam: That’s not a lot of inches. AJ, texting: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it! Tom: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man. Tom: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Sam way. AJ: Isn't that the wrong way? Tom: Yes, but it's faster. Hairdresser: How would you like your hair cut? Sam: Preferably with scissors, but a sword could be badass. Luke: What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Tom: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will slap you. Luke: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's much better. Tom: *sees someone doing something stupid* Tom: What an idiot. Tom: *realizes it's AJ* Tom: Wait, that's MY idiot! Sam: Can you pass the salt? Luke: Can you pass away? Sam: Too much salt. Luke: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have. Tom: Say no to drugs. Luke: Say yes to drugs. Sam: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs. Sam: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: *puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it. Luke, to the Squad: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands! *silence* Luke: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck! AJ: You didn’t clap either- Luke: SHUT UP! AJ: English is CRAZY. Oregano is both a spaghetti leaf topping and a form of paper art! Tom: What is this "paper art" you speak of? AJ: That shit where you make cranes and stuff out of folded paper! Tom: ...AJ. AJ: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator. Tom: Yup. Sam: Maybe the generator is watching us. AJ: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added? AJ: ... AJ: Wait— (I just included this because breaking the 4th wall is funny) AJ: This was almost a great idea. Sam: You just described 90% of our stuff. Tom: I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie. AJ: Hey do you wanna hang out this weekend? Luke: Generic excuse. AJ: I can’t believe you said that out loud, to my face. Luke: I can. AJ: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo? Sam: ICARUS? Tom: Is something burning? Luke: My burning love for you of course! Tom: ... Luke: ... Luke: And the kitchen is on fire... AJ: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper? Luke: I feel like we've all done that at least once. Sam: I ate it too- Luke: See? Sam: -On purpose... AJ & Luke: ...What? Tom, texting Sam: Roses are red, Tony Hawk is a skater... Sam′s phone, auto-replying: I’m driving right now–I’ll get back to you later. *Later* Sam, texting back: Fuck you.
#shoot from the hip#shoot from the hip incorrect quotes#I have to keep reminding myself that there has been no actual instances (that I can think of) in sfth skits where luke is an arsonist#and it's just a weird “headcanon” that emerged in my head that I somehow became obsessed with#(I say “headcanon” with air quotes because it's not quite headcanons but also there's no better word to describe it)#luke manning#tom mayo#sam russell#alexander jeremy
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Hey orla,i know you're not happy about what happened to inquisitor and im not happy either and people are so fucking dumb for making up allegations for people that is so fucking popular like inquisitor just to get attention from other people.im so tired of people like that! on top of that i know you're not posting today bit i just wanted to give you some words of motivation. Don't let anyone's words bring you down,even if they do bring you down just know that there are people that are kind enough to help you out like me or anyone else.im here for you,we're here for you no matter what or no matter the cost.I really care for you,you're my favourite orla! we love you!
-🍁 anon
oh you're gonna make me cry !!! :'( this is so, so sweet and i really appreciate what you said. i'm shocked and really angry at keegansmask, titoisactingbadly, and aj/dilan. this is something that shouldn't have happened and everyone in the call of duty fandom is questioning the people involved, and i can assume that they're also very upset.
your thoughtful words mean a lot to me, i appreciate you sending this through to send me this, it makes me smile when i know i have such kind people like you on my blog, thank you for just being kind! i love you guys !! 🩵🫶☀️
if anyone else is struggling, my dms are always open and i'll always be down to talk, just whenever you need it! im not going to judge you, mock you, or anything – ill always be here for anyone if they're upset, and i hope im able to cheer you up if you ever do 🩷🎀
thank you again, for being so sweet <3 💐
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Hey there. Hoping you're doing well. This is gonna sound random but I need a reason to watch He's coming to Me. I was looking at a list of all gmmtv shows and I've seen them all, except He's coming to me. And the weird thing is I don't have a reason. I adore Ohm, i don't particularly like Singto but that has never stopped me before. I have no problem with paranormal bl or sadness in bl. But for some reason every time I think I'm gonna watch it, I don't. I don't know if this has ever happen to anyone else but every once in a while this happens to me with a show or a film, like there's nothing wrong with it but I can't press play. And I have no idea why. I was hoping for some motivation I guess, just cause I'm a completionist and it's nagging me that I only have that one show left. Anyway, I'd appreciate your thoughts on this. (thanks for the space)
@nothingsbetterthancoffee, as a fellow completionist, I understand. Nothing can be left unfinished. No stone can remained unturned. No show can be left unwatched! But also, this show is a HOT TOP for me, so let me easily help you by giving you not one but TEN reasons to watch He's Coming to Me:
It has color-coded boys in love. <- The reason I showed up
Med/Mes is a stable, loyal, and intelligent Blue Boy who is happy (yellow) even in death. Thun is a Red Rascal who is spontaneous, energetic, and passionate. The love was always there, but seeing the color exchange always brings a smile to my face.
It's only eight episodes, and they are FREE!
Think of this as an eight-hour workday. Eat some breakfast, clock in to YouTube, watch five episodes (because after episode 5 is the PERFECT place to pause a la Bad Buddy), eat lunch, come back, watch the final three episodes, then clock out.
I know nobody wants to think of watching shows as work, but sometimes it helps to see the finish line at the end of day. Structure aids in productivity. And free is my favorite kind of watching experience, so it makes it even better.
The rooftop scene needs to be shown respect.
Mentioning Bad Buddy reminded me that He's Coming to Me's episode 5 rooftop scene walked, so Bad Buddy's episode 5 rooftop scene could run. Put some respect on this show's name!
The team behind it are elite professionals.
Aof, the director and an out gay man, has given us EVERYTHING! Bad Buddy, A Tale of Thousand Stars, Moonlight Chicken, and so much more. Rath, the cinematographer, has served us beautiful visuals every single time in Never Let Me Go, Dark Blue Kiss, and countless others. The screenwriter, Title, gave us the MaxTul vehicle MANNER OF DEATH. Imagine the Powerpuff Girls, but with film making. THAT'S the level of power behind this show.
The cast is stacked.
You already mentioned Singto and Ohm whose backs must hurt from carry the plot of so many shows on their shoulders, but the rest of the cast is A+ as well.
Sing and Chimon play the best friends, and they are the very BEST best friends. Sing has given us Todd(Black), and Chimon is about to embrace his sugar baby-ness in the upcoming Dangerous Romance. If they can stand next to THE Gun and the Perth, while holding their own, they deserve some recognition.
The supporting cast could beat every other supporting cast in a fist fight without breaking a sweat. We have Gunsmiles (who is no longer on the GMMTV's roster, sad times) who played in one of the best plots in 3 Will Be Free. We have Ampere who plays the office ally in GAP and La Pluie. Then we have Jum who only knows how to play the kindest mother from GAP, The Eclipse, and the upcoming Last Twilight. The twins, AJ and JJ show up, as well as Love who riled up enough people with her performance in Bad Buddy to get her own GL show!
Finally, we have the main ladies! Gigie makes you feel bad that this is a BL, so she won't get the guy, but that's because she is such a good character! Then there is Sine. I won't write much about her because I'm in love with her. I can't be rational about her. She never misses, and as a vegetarian, I would eat meat if she told me to. I. Love. Her.
The plot carries.
We all know shows that drag out the main plot for far too long. This show isn't one. It understands the assignment, and has a genuine plot beyond two boys falling in love. It also has twists and turns throughout that make sense to the original plot. Nothing seems disconnected, and everything seems logical in a show about ghosts.
The love is real.
For only eight episodes, in which one is mainly about a CHILD seeing ghosts, the way the love unfolds between the two leads is realistic. It is odd to see them first encounter each other when Thun is a kid, and Med is already a dead adult, but the way they come together as adults is touching.
The conflicts are believable.
Because of the way Med and Thun meet, and the overall plot, the conflicts are believable. They aren't just having issues because they don't want to communicate, or because it's the second to last episode. NO! One is a ghost who had his entire life ended, and the other is a young adult trying to figure out his life. The hesitation, the separation, and the conflicts in between are plausible.
The coming out SCENES are top tier.
If there is only one reason to watch this show, this is it! I don't need BLs to have a coming-out scene. Ever. If all of these shows existed in a magical bubble where being gay is the norm, I'd love it, but something about how Thun comes out in several ways, first to himself, then to his friends, and finally to his mom are all handled in the most endearing ways. These scenes healed my soul long before Be Loved in House: I Do hit me with its coming-out scene.
It has a happy ending.
Not only does it have a happy ending, but it has several happy resolutions for all the plots. It makes sure to wrap up the narrative while giving a little extra that completes the stories without feeling rushed or random.
Now that I've given you all these reasons, I hope you find it in yourself to finish the series. I know the first episode is rough to make it through, but once you get to the second half of episode 2, it should be smooth sailing.
As for me, I need to go write up He's Coming to Me (in Colors) post.
(thanks for the ask)
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Look at me posting two editions of these in two days. Here we go - onto the 2003 Indy 500. Enjoy this set of tunes 😊😊
Helio Castroneves (Car 3) - Daniel Bedingfield - If You're Not The One
Tony Kanaan (Car 11) - Snoop Dogg ft Pharrell & Uncle Charlie Wilson - Beautiful
Robby Gordon (Car 27) - Ginuwine ft Baby - Hell Yeah
Scott Dixon (Car 9) - 3 Doors Down - When I'm Gone
Dan Wheldon (Car 26) - Floetry - Say Yes
Kenny Brack (Car 15) - Tyrese - How You Gonna Act Like That
Tora Takagi (Car 12) - Wayne Wonder - No Letting Go
Tony Renna (Car 32) - Jennifer Lopez - I'm Glad
Scott Sharp (Car 8) - Evanescence ft Paul McCoy - Bring Me To Life
Gil De Ferran (Car 6) - 50 Cent - In Da Club
Roger Yasukawa (Car 55) - Rascal Flatts - Love You Out Loud
Tomas Scheckter (Car 10) - Kid Rock ft Sheryl Crow - Picture
Michael Andretti (Car 7) - Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body
Greg Ray (Car 13) - Lil' Kim ft 50 Cent - Magic Stick
Shinji Nakano (Car 54) - Lil' Kim ft Mr Cheeks - The Jump Off
Felipe Giaffone (Car 21) - Monica - So Gone
Al Unser Jr (Car 31) - Audioslave - Like A Stone
Sam Hornish Jr (Car 4) - Busta Rhymes & Mariah Carey ft The Flipmode Squad - I Know What You Want
Buddy Rice (Car 52) - Trapt - Headstrong
Jaques Lazier (Car 2) - 50 Cent ft Nate Dogg - 21 Questions
Buddy Lazier (Car 91) - Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can't Stop
Robbie Buhl (Car 24) - Uncle Kracker ft Dobie Gray - Drift Away
AJ Foyt IV (Car 14) - Matchbox Twenty - Unwell
Sarah Fisher (Car 23) - Jaheim - Put That Woman First
Alex Barron (Car 20) - Christina Aguilera - Fighter
Vitor Meira (Car 22) - Ashanti - Rock Wit U (Awww Baby)
Jimmy Vasser (Car 19) - Nas - I Can
Richie Hearn (Car 99) - Bowling For Soup - Girl All The Bad Guys Want
Billy Boat (Car 98) - Nelly - Pimp Juice
Shigeaki Hattori (Car 5) - Fabolous ft Mike Shorey & Lil' Mo - Can't Let You Go
Robbie McGehee (Car 44) - Lonestar - My Front Porch Looking In
Jimmy Kite (Car 18) - Aaliyah - Miss You
Airton Dare (Car 41) - Toby Keith & Willie Nelson - Beer For My Horses
All added to this playlist 😊😊😊
#helio castroneves#tony kanaan#scott dixon#dan wheldon#kenny brack#gil de ferran#michael andretti#sam hornish jr#sarah fisher#indycar#indy 500#indy 500 2003#music#tunes#spotify#indy 500 soundtrack#Spotify
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AAAAAA HIDDEN AGENDA ITS FINALLY HERE
I CRIED WHILE WATCHING THE TRAILER TWO WEEKS AGO AND IM STILL NOT SURE WHY, BUT I DO KNOW THAT IM FREAKING EXCITED FOR IT SO LETS GOOOO
friends and foes, ladles and gentlespoons, humans and robots and aliens, i present to you: the very first line in this entire series.
truly eye-opening.
same.
also LOUIS
HELLO LOUIS
ILY LOUIS
dunk with glasses is a gift we dont deserve but we do love it and are eternally grateful for it
boy you're whipped already
IM CRYING
WHY AM I CRYING AT THAT
HES JUST STARING AT HIM WHY IS THAT CAUSE FOR TEARS
why are people attractive.
we have this bitch. we have dunk in glasses.
im dying over here.
"i booked the studio. and you're over by 5 minutes. how would you pay me back?" idk man, i think you should make out for 5 minutes. it only seems fair.
BRO I WAS KIDDING WHY ARE YOU STEPPING THAT CLOSE TO HIM
OISHI SPONSORSHIP
(welcome to my blog, im obsessed with oishi despite never having tried it (YET, ill find an asian grocer with it one day))
THEM
IM PRETTY SURE THEYRE ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS I CRIED DURING THE TRAILER
I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH
is this the library from my engineer.
it is not the library from my engineer :(
ITS SUCH SIMPLE HUMOUR BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO ME
bro louis' character is such a mood in this
what is it with characters called pat and being me-coded
interesting book placement, right next to the book theyre looking for
i get that its in the political section but i like that 'gender violence' and 'violence against lesbians and gay men' and 'breaking the silence: violence against women in asia' are just right there, like gmmtv is trying to say something
idk what theyre saying, im too tired to decipher it, but i think thats pretty interesting
anyway
AJ IS SO TALL AND LOUIS IS SO SHORT AND ITS SO FUNNY TO ME
dO YOU MEAN PRANSOCOOL????
pls theyre gossiping about him on the bus and they have no idea that HES ON THE BUS and his reactions are so funny, i love him so much
nice. very casual. he'll have no idea that you like him.
THEYRE BOTH SO PRETTY
AND ALSO HOT
AND ATTRACTIVE
AND SO PRETTY
I LOVE THEM
I LOVE PEOPLE
IM TOO PAN FOR THIS, SEND HELP
WITH WHO???
IS IT PERHAPS WITH UH
THE CHARACTER PLAYED BY AOU? i forgot his name
g u y
not kidding, guy is literally his actor's name
G U Y
i think it's entirely unfair that joong is so pretty and attractive AND he's so talented at singing. its very rude
awww he caught him
REASSURING BACK RUBS WHILE HE THROWS UP THATS SO SWEET
IF THIS LINE GETS TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT IM--
oh you think he's so cute (you're right)
HSDFSDFSHDFDS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS
that conversation was literally
"punch yourself" "okay." "wait dont punch yourself" "so youve forgiven me?" "nope. now come with me to a room where itll just be us two and i'll probably end up serenading you with my voice and guitar, and itll leave you feeling really confused"
like. what the hell.
HIS HAIR IS SO PRETTY
kiss.
b r o
theyre so queer and i cannot deal with it
ITS SO UNFAIR HOW PRETTY HE IS
bro is just being so upfront about stuff, gosh damn. i could never.
also that line reminded me of "i just like to see your face (when you lose)" from bad buddy
THE EPISODE IS OVER ALREADY??
he's gay, hun, that's gonna be a little bit difficult
THAT WAS A LOVELY START TO THE SERIES
im not quite obsessed with it yet, but i suppose thats because there hasnt been a side couple introduced yet, and i am an unfortunate example of Side Couple Syndrome, BUT as of currently, joke and zo are lovely and joongdunk are lovely and this series seems lovely, and i am very excited for episode 2
#quodekash's unhidden agenda to watch hidden agenda#hidden agenda#joongdunk#joong archen#dunk natachai#aouboom#hidden agenda the series#hidden agenda series#bl series#thai bl#aj chayapol#louis thanawin#jokezo#zojoke
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A week since his return, and I still can't believe it! What a return, I hope he stays in WWE, even on commentary, I don't care. But I need his legacy to be alive. All these things he said, all these things he did...
"I would much rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something that I am not."
“Don’t let these tattoos fool you. I’m straight edge. I’m a man of great discipline; I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs… my addiction is wrestling – my obsession is competition. Discipline. My name is C…M…Punk.”
Extreme Championship Wrestling. July 4th, 2006.
"Now, the first step to recovery for people like yourselves is a confession. You simply need to stop lying to yourself and you need to say to yourself: I HAVE A PROBLEM. What I want is for everybody to stand up. Now stand up. Ladies and gentlemen at home, if you feel the need to put your hand on the television screen you go right ahead and do that. But I need everybody in this arena and around the world right now to stand up and admit that you are all addicts."
Friday Night Smackdown. November 20th, 2009
"What you've lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You're the 10-time WWE Champion! You're the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You're a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees!"
Monday Night Raw. July 11th, 2011.
Triple H : How did your movie do, by the way?" Triple H asked. CM Punk : Oh, mine went straight to DVD, just like yours.
Monday Night Raw. August 8th, 2011.
"OMG, Kevin Nash, WTF, thought he was dead, LOL."
Monday Night Raw. August 15th, 2011
"You gotta love crazy chicks!"
Monday Night Raw. June 4th, 2012
"I just want you to know that come Royal Rumble, and you have about three weeks to realize this, I'm gonna kick your ass 'cause I'm the best in the world. I'm the best thing going today. I'm the best guy you've ever stepped foot in the ring with. And you need to understand, congratulations, Rock, you just graduated from the kiddie table, but you just bit off more than you can chew. You're playing little league with your little insults and your rhymes and your 'millions and millions' and your 'finallys'. And I'm in the big leagues and I'm swinging for the fence. You need to understand that your little jabs and your insults, it's all kiddie games. You can't leave a mark on the champ's face. Come Royal Rumble, understand, when you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God."
Monday Night Raw. January 7th, 2013
"AJ is fabulous and sends her regards"
Monday Night Raw. November 27th, 2023
#cm punk#wrestling#wwe#phil brooks#survivor series#best in the world#the voice of voiceless#in punk we trust#chicago made#john cena#triple h#aj lee#april jeanette mendez#ajpunk#aj brooks#the rock#dwayne johnson#kevin nash#paul heyman
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