#YOU'RE GAY

[monnnn244]

always ily and never ykiwmywyghbauasaicvlatbmmadrtetm

[that-one-chaos]

(SVSSS Book 2, Page 171, indent 4)

...Well...How do I say this-

[blacktales]

I'm so late for Mr Sys

2 red lips and 1 pink lips men

Lazy drawing

Really☕️🗿

[mayaheronthorn]

You know what's the funniest thing ever? Jem's first thought when someone entered his room IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLOODY NIGHT was that it surely was Will. THIS SAYS ENOUGH TO ME BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[oobshl00by]

no i will not stop talking about how batshit crazy it is that eddie is the only one of the 118 with buck in the room after he dislocates his arm. no i will not stop talking about how interesting the choice of magazine was for eddie to be casually browsing through while his (hot) bro lies shirtless, tits out on full display right in front of him. and no, i will not, don't even think that i will stop talking about josh wearing an almost exact clone of eddie's mustache and that's it as his entire halloween costume. buck might have been cursed for just one episode, but i am cursed for a lifetime. please help free me from this hell...

[betrootsoup]

What if Gay Sex Update but it's an April Fool's joke and when you walk into the room it's just a bedroom from the bucket apartment ending. No music, no commentary from The Narrator. Just you, Stanley and silence.

[alucardsathomewife]

He only points at gay people

[letolucas]

Kissing a guy would solve all my problems

[helplessly-johnlocked]

ok but Mark Gatiss should be fucking ashamed of showing his face in Good Omens after what he did to us all with Sherlock

[eidolons-stuff]

Yoko: "ENID! GET BACK HERE!"

Enid: "FINE! Bye Wednesday :) "

Wednesday: "You confuse me, Enid"

[fernlessbastard]

So we all agree Wilbur is bpd coded, right?

Here's the headcanon you asked for.

Even though Quackity is used to Wilbur being the absolute mean little shit he is, and experienced quite a bit of rivalry with the man, when they are in an actual relationship, he doesn't really know how to handle Wilbur splitting. Wilbur doesn't know how to handle himself splitting, he doesn't control it, and gave up long ago on trying to stop it from happening. But Quackity sees the truth behind it, somewhere in his own experience, his own trauma, he became able to see just how hurt Wilbur is when he splits. And now, openly in a relationship, he can't push away just how worried he is.

So he learnt something. He tried talking, explaining, even apologizing for things he shouldn't have to apologize for, but he always ended up somehow losing the insane argument (one that wasn't logical in the first place). He tried hugging the man, comforting him, talking how he's never gonna leave him. He thought that was the root of the issue, maybe it would work, but Wilbur only felt cornered in those moments, and became more of a feral creature. Quackity gave him space, it seemed to work, but not for long. It always came back soon enough, making his lover suffer twice as much.

In the end, he figured it out. He would sit next to Wilbur, take a guitar, and try playing some of Wilbur's pieces. It would get Wilbur talking, sometimes screaming even. Quackity wasn't pushing anything onto him, but was close enough to support him. Wilbur would eventually break down, let the wall of anger down, and just cry. And then he would feel better, pull the guitar away from Quackity, and sing him something soft and loving.

Well, I know who wrote this one

Anywho based, absolutely

[arumnous]

𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐖.

"ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇꜱꜱ" ᴡᴀɴᴅᴀ x ꜰ! ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ!

TW: Idk, I'm not good with this type of shit ;-;

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"Do you love me?"

That question dripped from her divine tongue like addicting honey, encasing your vulnerable little heart with everlasting warmth.

Because that's what she was, a divine being, sent from the... Gods above to bless this filthy land of yours with prosperity and protection.

And you. You were nothing but her obedient disciple, you and all those other peasants preached her power, muttering prayers to her name and many even desiring her love itself.

Your words struggled to find it's way of escape, your mind too invested in the way her teeth grazed in the crook of your neck.

How did you get here was never really a question you wanted to be answered, the only thing that you needed to know was... Why? Why you?

You felt her breath go up to your ear, her voice barely above a mice's squeek while she whispered. "Tell me your answer my love."

Was it because of the fact that you gave your all to her? Devoting, preaching and believing in each single syllable that leaves her lips.

Or was it because of those nights you've thought of her, it wasn't that bad the first time, it was just a thought of her pretty face flashing in your head.

But it got worse, your thoughts—well more like fantasies now, it grew slowly but surely to the point where you'd find yourself drunk of lust and neediness of her touch, only to be forced to settle on your own foreplay.

Her tone brought nothing but pleasure and shivers up your spine. You then responded, your face contorting to furrow your brows as to prevent those lewd sounds from slipping out of your throat.

"I love you dearest. You know that."

A gruff and scratchy chuckle rumbled from her, only making you cower even more in her touch.

"I do, why wouldn't I know such a thing. Am I right darling?"

And oh boy, did you enjoy the first night where she had her way with you on her throne. But that was a story for another time.

Did you question it? No. Were you confused and numb the next day? FUCKING HELL YES.

"Mhmm, you are. You always are." Although your words were like incoherent blabbering to anyone else who'll hear it, to this.. Goddess before you, it was just something to add coal in her already scorching desire to make you hers.

"Then... Will you agree, if—" She seemed to hesitate with her actions, softening her grip on your neck as she slightly parted away. She found her voice once again, albeit being lower than before, she still manages to mutter. "We were to ever be together forever?"

You felt confused, weren't the two of you already together?

Like the first drop of water in a drizzle, she sensed your confusion. "What I mean is... Will you agree? To be—.. Immortal, and to live together with me?— For the rest of eternity." Like the rushing of a river, her words were quick, almost a little too hard to understand, but you managed.

You cackled, your laugh echoing in her chambers walls as you threw your head back.

This ticked off something in her. You couldn't have been laughing at her! Right? You would never do that! You loved her too. That was what you said, and that was what rung in your mind whenever she was allowed by you to enter it.

You placed your forehead on hers, looking directly in her green pupils with pure love and adoration. "My dear, I would go through hell and back just to get the chance of being in your arms for the rest of time."

Oh.

You fluttered your eyes to look down at her soft, plump and perfectly pink lips, biting your own in between your teeth as your mind started to wander into dark and... Odd thoughts.

A smile grew on her face, pecking yours swiftly before she giggled out. "You wouldn't have to do that"

Oh God all mighty. Did that giggle drive you crazy. "Hmm.. Why so?" Your fingers tangled themselves in her fiery red locks, pulling her in impossibly closer to you.

"Because I will be there with you." She parted away, kneeling and inhaling deeply while she looked down at you, her eyes filled with... Something you couldn't decipher.

"Wh—... Where are you going?" She can't just leave you here waiting so desperately for her intoxicating love! She started this! She needed to finish it.

"Oh I'm not going anywhere." She slid her hand to grasp your shoulder and the other to your wrist, pushing your body down gently on her reflective floor and planting a tender kiss on your palm.

You've always loved it when she did that, pestering your body all over as to show you not only her affection, but reassurance as well.

"Be ready my love, for your legs will most likely shake for the rest of the night"

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The thick walls of her castle muffled the shivering of your voice, giving her nothing else but a sense of satisfaction as her fingers moved painfully slow inside your bundle of sensitive nerves.

Your brows were furrowed, eyes closed while your lips felt dry with each heavy breath you took in, you weren't sure what time it was, all that you knew was how intoxicating the torturous yet pleasurable sensation of your release being deprived from you was, as if you were nothing but a puppy anticipating the reward from your masters hand.

Her movements went even slower, making you whine as you reached your hand out to hers. "Are you close, darling?" Was what she asked, parting your legs a little more wider to drill her eyes on your wonderful arousal, and admiring the wet and sweet substance dripping from it.

"Answer me, you know what happens when you don't tell your Goddess what you want... Right?" Her tone made you clench your hole, and arch your bare back, your front making contact with her clothes as she hummed at your actions.

A gasp broke through your lungs, whilst you jolted up, feeling that very same spot that made you quiver, being assaulted oh-so gently while she nibbled on your pink buds.

"I am! I am!" You spat a flurry of profanities, whimpering in ecstasy as you felt the knot about to break.

"Wanda, please."

Hearing her name be said by you with no sense of any emotions other than desperation, set her off— hearing her name, with no proper honorifics at all was something new.

You did nothing but grip her arms, your release tiring and exhausting as ever while she flicked her eyes at your form, switching from one detail to another.

This meant you were hers now, right?

Oh no.

She dipped her head in between your thighs, you—still trying to catch your breath paid her no mind at all, but once that slippery muscle burrowed into you like how a worm burrows under the ground for shelter, it made you freeze.

Oh fucking hell no.

"Don't think we're done [Name] That was merely nothing but a warm up, we still have a few hours to waste."

Oh you pretty little girl

You have no idea what you got yourself into... Do you?

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Hi, hello. I'm not really sure what I want to do with this, like, do you guys want a series? Or only like, oneshots? Or both? Like i said, i have no fucking clue. So please help.... Please?

[violetsforviolyn]

Little tease teaser on an upcoming crack vid ✌️💀

(This was funnier in my head, I'm so sorry-)

[chokinhazzard]

Lil something I'm working on 👀

[dumbl0nd]

it's always like "Hey ur cute" "u too! wow, that bracelet, ur lesbian? me too!" "nice, let's be friends!"

WHY NOT "let's be girlfriends" or "would you marry me"??? like, it's not that difficult, just change a little bit the words

[tampire]

An important PSA from Yovska