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#comic#first comic on da new pc#and now i go lay down#if you’re wondering why I am so Tired: I have PCOS which leads to chronic fatigue AND I work full time where I have to mask 8 hours a day#and talk to customers on the phone and solve their problems#I’m pretty fucking sleepy most of the time
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GOD it must be so difficult for Bashir being the only bitch serving this level of ✨CUNT✨ on DS9








i need that Sudanese-English doctor in a way that violates the Prime Directive :))))))

#only four eps in. i Just started TONIGHT. i’m no better than Garak#bro said ‘yeah spies are homosexual’ and RAN WITH IT#IM SLIGHTLY TIPSY I COULDNT HANDLE THE FIRST FUCKING EP WITHOUT A DRINK BC GODDAMN#the other 90% of this show is going to be me reblogging my newest favorite littlest guy I want to inflict pain on (/lovingly)#i took one look at those gorgeous doe puppy dog eyes and went ‘oh you’re gonna be a problem for me :)’#IM GOING TO BITE HIM#IM GONNA LOCK MY JAW ON HIM AND THRASH HIM AROUND LIKE A FUCKING RAGDOLL#there’s very few blorbos that I adore and love so much that I want to inflict pain onto them (Paul Dano is now one of them)#(blame the testosterone idk) (I WANT HIM)#big beautiful brown eyes I’m gonna snap your spine#SIBLING. S I B L I N G I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IT#SHUT THE FUCK UP#BIG BEAUTIFUL AMBER HAZEL BROWN EYES#WHAT EYESHADOW DO YOU USE BASHIEEEEEEEEEEE#BASHIE PLEEEAAAASEEEEEEE GIVE ME ONE CHANCEEE#IM SO TALL AND STRONG AND WOULD LISTEN TO YOU ALL DAAAYYY#i bet he smells amazing he looks like he smells amazing#the brain woirms. they’re consuming me.#I love him so so much already I want to protect him forever I want to make him cry WHOOOOO SAID THAAAAAAAAATTTTT#DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT MUSTVE BEEN THE WIND IDK#SIBLING 🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻🤏🏻#star trek ds9#st ds9#deep space nine#deep space 9#dr bashir#dr julian bashir#julian bashir#mew mew#Star Trek
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eddie diaz number one gossip, starts a rumor buck has a new boyfriend but says he doesn’t know who, just that it’s new, chimney spirals because he needs to know, bobby is happy but concerned because he doesn’t want to deal with eddie being a weirdo about bucks new partner again, hen and karen are prepping another shovel talk that will get cut from the show again, and then a few weeks later hen opens the ambulance doors because bobby told her buck was doing inventory and he better not be fucking up her ambulance and buck is sitting on the gurney, eddie fucking diaz in his lap and they both look up when she gasps, buck is blushing, eddie is smirking because that motherfucker started a rumor about himself!! because hes choosing joy and joy is causing drama at work and making out with his boyfriend thank you
#buddie#eddie diaz is so special to me and I think he should be more chismoso#eddie and Pepa and abuela gossiping about mega bitch Helena diaz I will never forget you#let him be a bitch!!! he’s so special to me when he’s being an instigator!!#let him cause harmless problems!!!#let him be a chaos junkie#this man dated a doppleganger of his dead almost-ex wife you’re telling me he wouldn’t engage in ridiculous shenanigans??#and you know buck would be fucking foaming at the mouth when he finds out what eddie did#he’s so down bad for any eddie but especially snarky eddie#anyways
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Curse of horribly uncertain travel plans that everyone around you is telling you “don’t worry about it” but also they’re talking about how you might not be able to get the reservations to come up when they think you can’t hear
#and also you’re an adult and shouldn’t be treated like this#bonus points for being told don’t worry about it but also if you have an outburst that will make things worse and cause a problem#a fucking ‘outburst’? I’m not 6 I’m not going to pitch a temper tantrum the word you want is ‘autism meltdown’#and guess when those happen? yes surprise surprise it’s when I don’t know what’s going on but know it could be bad#and when nobody will tell me WHY it will be fine it does not give me confidence
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my husband and i started dating almost six years ago and our anniversary is coming up so i was looking through texts from when we first started seeing each other and jfk i'm just now realizing he was flirting with me and i simply did not realize that’s what was happening.
he'd say something like "aren’t you just the sweetest thing" and i'd respond with some shit like "that's nice of you to say. i have a deeply ingrained borderline pathological need to be liked and also to make other people happy so it's good to know i'm succeeding in that."
#like girl that’s not flirty banter it’s self worth issues#he still married me tho so i guess he was cool with it#although to be fair when we started dating i let him know i was a cluster fuck disaster of a person#and he was like *shrugs* you’re hot and funny and smart so the mental illness is no biggie#god gave me a metric fuck ton of mental health problems bc he knew i’d be beating suitors off with a stick otherwise
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i’m rereading wolfsong and i just-

#thomas my dude i love you so much and you’re such a fucking Problem#need to put him under a microscope and study him i stg#im just a green creek shitpost account now ig sorry#green creek series#wolfsong#ravensong#heartsong#brothersong#oxnard matheson#thomas bennett
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I’m replaying CP2077, here’s my new V
#the cybersigil tattoos were actually very fun to draw. I was worried they’d be tedious#I think he always looks and sounds intense but truly if you’re not his problem he does not fucking care#XBD editor V felt like a fun premise#cyberpunk 2077#cyberpunk v#autumn art#oc vitriol#I’ll make an actual ref sheet w color and moren info etc later
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yes buddie marriage yes buddie endgame but you know which fucking fanon hd I will never move on from? buddie fucking in 2x01 right after their pissing match and being unable to keep their hands off each other bc they want each other so badly and it’s messy and nasty and disgusting and so fast GOD
#just eddie being so fucking done with buck that he pushes him against a wall and what’s your problem man#you’re my problem#yeah? I’m about to make it your problem#and he basically grabs him by the throat and kisses him so hard and bucks so hard already but he’s barely just registering it#and god they’re both so sweaty and salty#and they literally fight to top the other and oh my god#buck would be so fucking eager he’d suck Eddie off until he’s dry#and he’d eat it all up then spit it back in his mouth#and then Eddie would win the top fight and fuck buck nasty in a bathroom stall yes at the firehouse idgaf and buck is so loud Eddie has to#bite down on his back and keep his hand over his mouth#anywayyyyyy sorry guys lmao#911#911 fox#911 abc#911 tv show#evan buckley#evan buck buckley#buddie#eddie diaz#buck x eddie
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I’ve been laughing about this whole topic since yesterday not because it’s funny, it’s absolutely not, but because it’s fucking ridiculous that we are giving history lessons on racism and the people who have been calling this shit out for months are right and have been right despite the constant gaslighting.
Do you know how crazy it is to be a non-American 40 year old conscious human being and intentionally use racist & violent American imagery in a fic for an incredibly minuscule character played by a Latino man of color who’s the child of political refugees? Do you know how crazy it is to also have a reader-insert acknowledge the confederate flag, and still fuck the person that hangs it in their space? Like do y’all see how fucking crazy that shit is? It’s insane just typing that out. When I said y’all move like the feds in this fandom preaching about inclusion & community in one breath while doing the very thing that jeopardizes and harms those that are excluded from said “community”, I meant that shit, and I was right.
As much as we like to deny it, writers have their own motivations and intentions for creating and sharing the projects that they do. If you as a writer actively choose to add racist themes in your writing to intentionally make a character problematic, it’s a reflection of who you are, because you didn’t need to do that and yet you still decided to do it anyway. Would you as black American want to read a fic where the reader insert fucks a racist? No. Then why do you as a white person, especially a non-American, think it’s okay to do the same? Would you fuck a racist? By the way some of y’all keep dismissing the intentions, that’s up for debate because a lot of y’all would rather fetishize the shit out of that man than have a lick of common sense.
If you really are a “brilliant” writer and person, you’d practice what you fucking preached and wouldn’t need to add racism in your fics when we have enough of that shit in real life. Instead, all you are is a coward, a hypocrite, and a loser and that’s all there is to it. This goes beyond fandom and community, this is real life. And if you have a problem with BIPOC individuals in particular talking about this and setting y’all straight, I suggest shutting the fuck up and opening your ears since you’re not gonna fix your mouths to be the allies and advocates y’all say you are. 🤷♀️
#what’s worse is there’s gonna be people on here still defending that person and coming up with excuses#like bro y’all never learn and this is why we have these fucking problems#and I see a lot of y’all still being quiet and not engaging in this topic#if you’re scared of saying something wrong I promise someone will break it down for you#but all of this coddling shit needs to stop when we’re talking about GROWN adults doing this shit intentionally#stop infantilizing adults who are capable of making conscious decisions#I fear we’ve lost the plot dios mio#some of you people need your ass beat idgaf
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every time i see an endeavor hate post my spite gets stronger and i begin another draft about him finding happiness
#enji todoroki they could never make me hate you#rip everyone else i’m built different#endeavor#mha endeavor#bnha endeavor#enji todoroki#bnha#mha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#sometimes i wonder if anyone has ever blocked me just for my pro-endeavor posts#i think that would be really funny tbh#like real. curate your experience no problem. but amusing nonetheless#‘katsssss kats are you an abuse supporter 🫵’ no one in their right mind supports abuse. don’t be an idiot#i can love progress and nuance without condoning bad behavior. and i do#unless you’re going to bitch at all the lov fans as well don’t you dare start bitching at me#‘kats aren’t you also an lov f—’ yeah and i redeem them the same way i’d redeem endeavor. do none of you understand how this works#<- or. and get this. sometimes i don’t redeem them. sometimes people suck and then they die.#‘but kats! they’re victims of—’ being a victim isn’t an excuse and also fuck you#i do not care. not even a little. zip it#sorry guys my job took a lot out of me today and i need to be bitey for a little while as compensation
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tumblr whites who haven’t listened to a lick of rap before not like us talking about a hugely influential black rapper who weaves politically poignant narratives about his own lived experience as a black person in america, systematic racism, etc: haha he’s so quirky he’s so petty he’s like a trickster god an old god a fae god oooooh he’s a dragon slayer get it cause drake-
#kendrick lamar#superbowl#i think you should all die actually#the “too neurodivergent to listen to hip pop” website dumbing down a black artist’s work and repackaging it as-#chronically online unfunny tumblr humour mythological references#i’m not at all surprised. after all this is the same website that constantly pats themselves on the back for being#not like the other social platforms and capable of Critical Thinking™ while consuming major events through destiel memes#dare i say going on twitter and learning about REAL FUCKING PROBLEMS outside the tumblr echo chamber would make some of you more normal.#*addendum since I’ve been made aware it sounds a tad mean/biased - by real problems i mean diversifying-#what you’re consuming from social media because twitter is a lot less fandom-y if you want it to be#and certainly there are a lot more poc actively talking about real world events#why are we pretending tumblr is somehow this uber progressive platform when it’s so homogenous in certain ways#em speaks
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My favorite rivalry duo tbh
I can’t wait for when the X-men find out where Kurt has been in my fic because Evan’s crash out will be glorious, can you blame him? Kurt has been missing for weeks and Evan’s been internally freaking out that Kurt might be dead at this point only to find out this whole time he was with Pietro fucking Maximoff. Yeah I’d crash out too.
Also Evan absolutely would get piercings, I had to stop myself after the eyebrow one otherwise his whole face would be full of piercings.
#x men evolution#xmen fanart#pietro maximoff#quicksilver#marvel#evan daniels#spyke#fanart#living a lie for a while#no one told me drawing chibis is actually way fucking easier#I hate my inconsistency only to not have that problem when drawing in this style#anyway yeah you’re telling Evan isn’t rebelling and getting himself pierced#he would totally have some vertical helix spikes#can we talk about how boring Pietro’s outfit is!?!#they do Pietro so dirty I know he would be rocking some crazy fits
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taken from the comments (“the offering” @ download)
#worshitposting#me 🤝🏼 iii token#fans clapping off beat breaking our hearts#iii during tlyw: go. cmon. that’s bad. you’re not fucking bad??#(fr i think the problem might be that the echo/by the time the sound registers in the crowd it’s already latent ? if that makes sense?#I’m trying to make myself feel better about this lmao)
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white trans girls in the UK calling me white will never not be fucking hilarious to me
#also these ppl are physically incapable of putting the fact they are white in their bio#I have no problem with it#yet girlies are shrieking and screaming and crying and throwing up that I’m white#YOU ARE WHITE TOO!!!! WOMANHOOD DOESNT NEGATE YOUR WHITENESS!!!!!#BEING FROM THE UK DOESNT MAKE YOU NOT WHITE ANYMORE#YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT#YOU DENSE SELF OBSESSED FUCK#‘but trans womanhood is anti imperialist!!!’ WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE YOU ARE LITERALLY WHITE#I also don’t give a fuck about your girlfriend or how many brown friends you have#you don’t get to pretend you’re not white and joke about how evil white people are while living in the fucking shire
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Xie Lian was entirely too kind to Mu Qing, cause how dare you use a mf CLONE to lecture me about MY traumas to my face? Shoulda called his bitch ass out right then and fucking there.
#tgcf#i fucking hate his ass#‘if you’re a soldier your job is to kill; forget about ethics and morals'#'if they want you to kill civilians then guess what you should be doing?'#all cause xie lian told him when HE was ‘just a soldier’ that they will NOT be killing civilians for shits and giggles#like wtf is bro’s problem?
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Palinode has made me cry twice today I love her so much and I need Laos to be so much kinder to his soul
This fic is beautiful
Putting in my guess that Bee is a crested Gecko, as I went to school with a girl who had them as ESAs and she could and did regularly hide them under her scarf to take to class. They just chill there.
Also very fast.
(In reference to the his dark materials/dungeon meshi daemon au fic. Thank you! I am being flattened by dogs)
#his delicious materials#bee is offscreen wanting to point out that it isn’t a scarf but#a) she doesn’t work here b) a continuous problems with palinode pov is that she doesn’t know shit about fuck#a person who canonically cannot work out where the other ball goes in a juggling trick#is not going to have the faintest idea about any fashion distinctions#unless you’re going to suddenly pull a ball out of them#(slaps roof of dog)#you can get away with so much when your narrator is palinode#but you can’t get away with wings for hands cos that’s not how feathers work!#for everyone wondering how the fuck this relates to dungeon meshi#sorry#where the FUCK is my pen
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