#YOU WOULD THINK

[acrylic-jess-o]

Okay y'all I finally figured out how to use procreate. A wip. Can you figure out who's who?

[dawnofiight]

Milo "Type Shit" Greer

[chasedeys]

Nice.

[coline7373]

[antiqua-lugar]

The Emperor : I know you. I know everything about you. Your thoughts, your feelings, your weaknesses.

I'm sorry if I sound like a broken disc but this line will haunt me till the end of my days because I'm unfortunately a Gale girlie and you'd think that "Hey if you eat this tadpole then your boyfriend doesn't have to kill himself" would be a VERY OBVIOUS thing for him to say to manipulate you and he just. never does. Like I know Act 3 is very rushed and Gale's arc is also rushed but like, bestie, you did manage to keep his character arc somewhat consistent regarding his sacrificial/suicidal tendencies to the point that you have to keep talking Gale down from blowing himself up until the last moment. The sense of foreboding is very present and very real. But the Emperor just... never thinks to use Gale as motivation? He'll throw his favourite soup at you and take his shirt off and tell you you are the specialest thrall of all and the tadpole will make you super beautiful and powerful but he'll never go "Maybe if you are super powerful your boyfriend won't have to kill himself"?

Like I know there (kind of is) a theme in Act 3 where the Emperor is clearly trying to separate you from the group as he wants you exclusively under his own influence, but if he is at the stage where he is trying everything, from being nice and sympathetic to outright threats and whatnot, you would think he would start using your love for others against you. But no. To be clear, Emperor is not the only one to make very baffling manipulative decisions (Orin you had all the time in the world to plan your very super special kidnapping and you picked the companion I care less about?! You got an army of shapeshifters and you couldn't figure out a plan to kidnap my love interest?!) but all this needed was like, three lines of dialogue. But instead he never does something that would be very obvious for him to do and then he says shit like this.

[littleweird-s]

@saltbvrned.

[eepybubble]

girls when

[chiyana]

don't ask how I got here but I've found myself playing a harem dating sim game, and I've come to realize I am. perhaps not playing these games as intended.

because there's a garden you can fix up and grow things in, and you can sell stuff to make money, but I've reached a point where I don't need to worry about that so I'm just kind of... doing it. because it's there and what if I inexplicably need 60 boxes of potatoes for a quest.

but you also need to tend to it and water your plants daily or they'll die. tending your garden doesn't progress time, but events and other things do, and there are three 'time slots' where you can move around and access your garden: morning, noon, and evening. so you can wake up, go down to the garden, tend to it, and go about your day.

except sometimes (often) leaving your room can trigger automatic events, which progress time whether you like it or not, and sometimes (OFTEN) you can get a few automatic events in a row and there goes your whole day

so I've been finding myself with increasing frequency crawling through multiple automatic events in a row trying to get to my garden like "please... my plants are dying... I just want to water my potatoes...."

like yes great fine beautiful women are throwing themselves at me and fighting over me PLEASE LET ME TEND TO MY CABBAGES BEFORE THE BUGS EAT THEM

[takaraphoenix]

About the Disney thing, apparently a woman died at one of Disney World restaurants due to food allergies after being assured multiple times by the waiter that the restaurant served allergen-free. Her husband filled a lawsuit against the Disney Parks & Resorts. But the Disney lawyer's tried to use TOS agreements when you purchase Disney+ against the husband. Because according to a clause on those TOS which state "that users agree to settle any disputes with the company out of court via arbitration". It's a whole mess so of course the company is getting backslash because of it.

Oh, that's wild *blinks*

[i-love-tubbs-the-cat]

sometimes the best way to cope w stress is to not think about it so much

[euesworld]

"You are beautiful in the kind of way where you could be a grumpy monster in the morning and I would still kiss your forehead.."

Kiss her forehead, even when she is frowning like a pissed off kitty, haha - eUë

[haichengtual]

if my whole career was ruined because of my friend's toe i would probably become a supervillain

[jahsontodd]

just saw a tt comment on a video about who is fucking with ao3 “ aren’t they supposed to be busy?”

[shaakyhaands]

I GOT THE FUCKING HAT

I don’t particularly care for the magician theme of this event but that is IRRELEVANT, because LOOK AT THAT INTEGRITY VIRTUE VALUE—

My Integrity rank jumped from 11 to 13 with a single item—

I literally do not give a fuck about any of the other items (save the jabot). My eye was on the prize.

((Low key (high key) the jabot is cooler than the hat. That could just be me being an Edgeworth fan, tho))

[grabyourpillow]

I played DnD exactly once when I was like twelve and the DM said "you enter a granite cave what do you do" and I was like "I categorically refuse to enter because unventilated granite is naturally radioactive" and he paused for a second and said "child. what the fuck are you talking about" and so I learned that radioactivity didn't actually matter in DnD because magic

[bookwyrminspiration]

I can behave normally around books