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Okay y'all I finally figured out how to use procreate. A wip. Can you figure out who's who?
#gravity falls#bill cipher#digital art#stanford pines#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#You would think#that I could figure out that digital are just not going to work the same as traditional art would be a no-brainer#But actually It took me 3 years to figure out
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Milo "Type Shit" Greer
#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted milo#you would think#from all the times I've talked about him#I would finish his playlist#WRONG#idk this is not a flex#I need to do better always
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The Emperor : I know you. I know everything about you. Your thoughts, your feelings, your weaknesses.
I'm sorry if I sound like a broken disc but this line will haunt me till the end of my days because I'm unfortunately a Gale girlie and you'd think that "Hey if you eat this tadpole then your boyfriend doesn't have to kill himself" would be a VERY OBVIOUS thing for him to say to manipulate you and he just. never does. Like I know Act 3 is very rushed and Gale's arc is also rushed but like, bestie, you did manage to keep his character arc somewhat consistent regarding his sacrificial/suicidal tendencies to the point that you have to keep talking Gale down from blowing himself up until the last moment. The sense of foreboding is very present and very real. But the Emperor just... never thinks to use Gale as motivation? He'll throw his favourite soup at you and take his shirt off and tell you you are the specialest thrall of all and the tadpole will make you super beautiful and powerful but he'll never go "Maybe if you are super powerful your boyfriend won't have to kill himself"?
Like I know there (kind of is) a theme in Act 3 where the Emperor is clearly trying to separate you from the group as he wants you exclusively under his own influence, but if he is at the stage where he is trying everything, from being nice and sympathetic to outright threats and whatnot, you would think he would start using your love for others against you. But no. To be clear, Emperor is not the only one to make very baffling manipulative decisions (Orin you had all the time in the world to plan your very super special kidnapping and you picked the companion I care less about?! You got an army of shapeshifters and you couldn't figure out a plan to kidnap my love interest?!) but all this needed was like, three lines of dialogue. But instead he never does something that would be very obvious for him to do and then he says shit like this.
#like yeah he wants you to focus exclusively on him but considering that IT IS NOT WORKING#AND THAT HE CAN EASILY SWITCH FROM BEING SYMPATHETIC TO OUTRIGHT THREATEN YOU#YOU WOULD THINK#bg3#gale#the emperor#bg3 spoilers#like ideally this could have been built up better where he is like no one understands you except me#aren't you tired of having to tell gale to not kill himself and bow to an abusive goddess don't you want this fancy tadpole to fix it all#but at this point I would be fine with him just throwing in a line like “you could protect those you love. Gale doesn't have to die"#i know everything about the ending is kind of dumb including the netherbrain going this was my super special plan all along#BUT C'MON GUYS
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@saltbvrned.
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girls when
#they literally just drop out of the conversation when her having a partner comes up#cuz they're over her right#you would think#borf barks
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don't ask how I got here but I've found myself playing a harem dating sim game, and I've come to realize I am. perhaps not playing these games as intended.
because there's a garden you can fix up and grow things in, and you can sell stuff to make money, but I've reached a point where I don't need to worry about that so I'm just kind of... doing it. because it's there and what if I inexplicably need 60 boxes of potatoes for a quest.
but you also need to tend to it and water your plants daily or they'll die. tending your garden doesn't progress time, but events and other things do, and there are three 'time slots' where you can move around and access your garden: morning, noon, and evening. so you can wake up, go down to the garden, tend to it, and go about your day.
except sometimes (often) leaving your room can trigger automatic events, which progress time whether you like it or not, and sometimes (OFTEN) you can get a few automatic events in a row and there goes your whole day
so I've been finding myself with increasing frequency crawling through multiple automatic events in a row trying to get to my garden like "please... my plants are dying... I just want to water my potatoes...."
like yes great fine beautiful women are throwing themselves at me and fighting over me PLEASE LET ME TEND TO MY CABBAGES BEFORE THE BUGS EAT THEM
#as a friend summarized#women: please uwu we want you#me: fuck off I need to tend to my garden#which is when I realized that also applied to my witcher 3 playthrough#there's not a garden in witcher 3#but the idea still stands#like jesus christ this is really just how I play games#you would think#perhaps#it would not have taken me multiple decades to realize I'm ace#AND YET
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About the Disney thing, apparently a woman died at one of Disney World restaurants due to food allergies after being assured multiple times by the waiter that the restaurant served allergen-free. Her husband filled a lawsuit against the Disney Parks & Resorts. But the Disney lawyer's tried to use TOS agreements when you purchase Disney+ against the husband. Because according to a clause on those TOS which state "that users agree to settle any disputes with the company out of court via arbitration". It's a whole mess so of course the company is getting backslash because of it.
Oh, that's wild *blinks*
#you would THINK#someone as big as Disney has#lawyers and PR teams who. make sure that. this doesn't look THAT horrific. you would think that
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sometimes the best way to cope w stress is to not think about it so much
#muddy waters are best cleared when left alone and all that#my mind does not easily accept this as you would think thinking about a problem would give more solutions#you would think#txt#i am practicing not thinking about it so much
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"You are beautiful in the kind of way where you could be a grumpy monster in the morning and I would still kiss your forehead.."
Kiss her forehead, even when she is frowning like a pissed off kitty, haha - eUë
#why so grumpy#you would think#you like me#you are such a brat#i like you#grumpalump#grumpy#no sex in the champagne room#haha#i am in the dog house#kiss my forehead#kiss her forehead#grumpy monster#monster#morning monster#in the morning#pissed off#kitty#life#you are beautiful#lovers#life quotes#spilled ink#spilled thoughts#spilled words#love quotes#love#love quote life quotes#love quote for her#quoteoftheday
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if my whole career was ruined because of my friend's toe i would probably become a supervillain
#sorry i feel so bad for seunghan#WHERE IS HE#you would think#after losing TAEMIN and ONEW#sm would want to save their asses and bring back seunghan#but naur lucas docu it is.#also riize cant catch a break oh the poor guys LMAO im laughing but out of horror#li talks
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I will not be taking any good pictures any time soon but I spend hours on this stupid bracelet
#deity dialogue#you would think#you would think that I would make sure it wasn’t too small before putting all the beads on and putting it around my wrist and that I wouldnt#keep doing the same dumb thing several times over but you would be wrong because I am very stupid and I don’t think#I also changed the seed beads a lot#just.#I don’t even know if I like the bracelet enough to have spent hours on it but it was a matter of spite at some point#it’s done I’m not taking this stupid thing apart again I’ll kms
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just saw a tt comment on a video about who is fucking with ao3 “ aren’t they supposed to be busy?”
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I GOT THE FUCKING HAT
I don’t particularly care for the magician theme of this event but that is IRRELEVANT, because LOOK AT THAT INTEGRITY VIRTUE VALUE—
My Integrity rank jumped from 11 to 13 with a single item—
I literally do not give a fuck about any of the other items (save the jabot). My eye was on the prize.
((Low key (high key) the jabot is cooler than the hat. That could just be me being an Edgeworth fan, tho))
#court of darkness#codvn#lance ira#with how rare integrity virtue items are#I was surprised to see the top prize be one#and I was fucking fiending for it my guy#you would think#with the associated consort for this event being Lynt#the top item would be high in Kindness#but nah#it’s INTEGRITY BAYBEE#:D
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I played DnD exactly once when I was like twelve and the DM said "you enter a granite cave what do you do" and I was like "I categorically refuse to enter because unventilated granite is naturally radioactive" and he paused for a second and said "child. what the fuck are you talking about" and so I learned that radioactivity didn't actually matter in DnD because magic
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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ghanaian miku
#zeno's art#hatsune miku#vocaloid#vocal synths#ghana#theres a trend on twitter where you draw miku as from your country#and i dont think anyone's done ghana yet!!!#her outfit is inspired by fashion + fabrics that my mother would wear and also stuff i found on pinterest#ghana kind of has a gold fixation lol so theres lots of gold#and the drink she's holding is supermalt. idk if its actually ghanaian but i know that ghanaians love it#(its very yummy btw idk how to explain the taste cuz i havent had it in a while but you should drink it if you ever come across it)#ok tumblr gets this early#ill post at like 4pm for twitter
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