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IF IT SUCKS...ABANDON SHIP
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My thoughts on the High King/High Queen of Prythian Argument:
I am currently reading A Court of Silver Flames and have not finished it has not been confirmed to me through reading that Eris has killed Beron yet, so until then and Eris can reform the Autumn Court, these are my final scorings.
To preface this, I currently like how there is a seven court system for Prythian in the books, as the lands are a continent, not a country. In addition, it would be impractical and inefficient for there to be a “high king or queen” of Prythian as the geopolitical system and issues would be far too difficult and incredibly complex, giving its high chance of collapse under the sheer weight of whoever ends up ruling on the throne.
This being said, many arguments have been made on who is going to be the high king/queen among the high lords and I believe I’ve figured out, if there was to be a high king/queen, who would be the best to sit on the throne and bear the title.
So here we go:
7: Rhysand
At number seven we have Rhysand. I know I’m about to get a supreme amount of hate for this, but hear me out. Most of his people hate him, including the Court of Nightmares and others, including Hewn City. His armies aren’t loyal in places like Hewn city or the Court of Nightmares because of his treatment of them, and I haven’t even mentioned how he treats women.
This man took over FIVE HUNRED YEARS TO REALIZE that Illyrian men’s treatment of Illyrian women was too harsh. He put in place laws to stop wing clipping and to allow women to own property and business 500 years ago, but there was a fatal flaw in his lawmaking process. He didn’t enforce it.
It had already taken years to make proper laws to prohibit the mistreatment of Illyrian women, but he doesn’t even enforce the laws he put in place, basically rendering them useless. And the Illyrian men don’t even care, they just carry on with the treatment, only now they can get caught but not much would be done about it regardless as Rhysand never visits to do a welfare check.
And don’t get me started on Velaris or Illyrian reproductive rights.
There are other parts of his character that I feel uncomfortable writing about as it is triggering for me.
6: Beron
There are many others who could go here but I’m putting Beron. The reason he isn’t at the bottom is because his court doesn’t completely hate him.
However, his prominent issues are clear within his court. There is a clear divide in privilege between classes, a classist system, clearly enforced by him. And as far as I’m concerned, this man doesn’t care for child safety laws (based on how he treated his dead son’s deaths after their subsequent murders) and murder. Since he clearly doesn’t care for the lower class, there could be horrific crimes against them, such as what happened to Jesminda.
His entire court, including his advisors and emissaries, are all toxic, backstabbing individuals who couldn’t care less about anyone besides themselves, which is what Beron intended.
The only reason he isn’t lower is because his court is still decently stable and doesn’t look like it’s going to collapse due to the obscene laws created by the high lord or BEHAVIOR exhibited by the high lord.
Once Eris kills Beron then perhaps the court will be reformed and this rating could be changed but until then this is my opinion.
5: Tarquin
Now I love Tarquin, he’s my favorite character out of everyone in this series, but there are some extremely flawed political matters that have landed the Summer Court so low.
Here are the Positives:
Tarquin, as the youngest high lord, has a more modern viewpoint than any of the other high lords.
Tarquin wants to abolish classism in his court, he wishes to merge the higher and lower classes into a single body, for there to be little to no tension between them. This is a very different view than what the other high lords have conjured for their courts.
He also takes in refugees from spring after Feyre destroys the Spring Court, implying the reconstruction and beginning rehabilitation of his court, including the deep care he has for both his subjects, and refugees that may be in harms way. He offers them benefits and a way to live with less fear than they had, which I admire about him. He seems to be a very kind-hearted high lord.
However,
Flaws:
He’s too trusting, as exhibited when Feyre visits the Summer Court for the first time. He trusts her immediately, causing him to have a piece of the Summer Court stolen and diplomatic declaration of perhaps even war on his hands due to the actions of another court because of how trusting he is. This boils over when he sends blood rubies to the night court to show his distaste, displeasure, and a ban from returning to the Summer Court overall.
He is also too forgiving, as exhibited when he forgives Feyre for the blood rubies without an explanation. I can’t tell if that is SJM’s intention, or if Tarquin is just that naïve.
In addition, he has a weak military. This is exhibited during the war with Hybern, as his forces cannot properly hold their own and the Summer Court gets heavily damaged due to it.
He is also the youngest high lord, at only eighty years, he hasn’t lived long enough, or been the high lord for long enough to fully grasp his position and the power it holds, along with the power his subjects hold. His modern views are nice, but he isn’t experienced, which can and has caused tensions and fatal flaws in his rulings.
Tarquin is a good example of a good person, just not entirely fit to rule, which isn’t his fault given Amarantha’s whole “I’m gonna be high queen shtick” with her murdering his parents and relatives, causing him to have to become high lord.
4: Tamlin
Now I just KNOW I’m going to get hate for putting him as fourth on this list, but if the shoe fits 🤷
Tamlin was a decent high lord before Amarantha and Feyre came into the equation. Even when Amarantha came into play, he welcomed in refugees from all over the continent, especially the Summer Court, as if you recall, Alis and her boys were from there.
Not only that, Tamlin’s people were extremely loyal to him, his emissaries were loyal enough to GO OVER THE WALL AND GET KILLED FOR HIM. That is how loyal they were.
(And another thing, because there were refugees from all over Prythian in the Spring Court, they celebrated other courts’s holidays and traditions, as a form of respect.)
He had reformed the once slavery-ridden court his father ran, effectively destroying the concept and acceptance of slavery. He reformed his court to be nothing like the court his father tan, but more alike to what his mother would’ve approved if she were still living.
However, Tamlin’s easy ability to get manipulated and gaslighted is very troubling and important to include in here. Because of this, his court is falling and his people have become disloyal. His self-destructive, and generally destructive tendencies must also be raised in alarm as he drove his sentries out by shapeshifitng into wild form and becoming a beast. He also was just generally self-destructive and dangerously suicidal when we last saw him.
In the past he was a good high lord, but now? He needs a good healing arc before he can properly rule again. He needs to be able to make himself better than he currently is, meaning in the future he’ll NEED a support system to help him reach that. Until then, he stands at fourth place.
3: Kallias and Viviane
These two are so politically inclined that it makes me incredibly relieved that some high lord and lady in Prythian is finally getting forcing and regulating laws, not only that, but reviewing previous laws and adjusting them to fit the newer values of the court to part of the people’s values too.
Speaking of their people, they listen to their people and they care, they let their people speak to them trustingly, giving them hope and encouragement that their high lord and lady will listen to their issues and find a viable solution.
They’re both politically strong people given Viviane held the court up on her back for fifty years while Kallias went UTM to help protect and keep a watchful eye on his people and other citizens of Prythian.
They also are decent at making deals and alliances with other courts, which is a very good thing considering how much war this continent goes through on the regular.
But here are their issues:
They have a weak military, as it’s mentioned during the war with Hybern how their forces might be able to hold off Hybern’s forces and help, but that they’re small and not very powerful. This is a very prominent issue as an improper military could lead to the collapse of their entire court.
And with the other courts there are some tensions mentioned? Such as between them and the night court, as Rhysand’s actions UTM were less than pleasant.
With that being said, they would making promising rulers, which is why they take the third spot in the top three for now, this is until we hear any more about their court in future books.
2: Helion
Now Helion and Kallias & Viviane’s spots on this chart could flip flop depending on what he opens in the future books, but until then, this is my placement.
Helion’s court is not only rich in magic, but it’s rich in information. Don’t forget this man being the second oldest high lord.
Magic is very prominent in the Day Court, the Fay Court itself being the most magically driven court, leading me to assume that’s a large part of the infrastructure and economic system.
But it is also mentioned how the Day Court has the biggest and most libraries in all of Prythian. That is a lot of reading material, meaning a lot of information, which is valuable.
Helion is older and wiser, he’s seen a lot in his days as the High Lord of the Day Court, meaning he’s much more experienced than many of the other high lords. He’s dealt with war before several times and he knows how to handle himself and his court.
That being said, there’s also some not so great parts of him being the High Lord of Day. . .namely his actions.
Sure, Helion is nice, but he’s also incredibly sexual. He can be serious, we’ve seen that, but he is known as the high lord who sleeps around. Not exactly the nicest title to be given. He needs to be able to be more mature sex miss given his age, especially around other diplomats, such as high lords.
In addition, we don’t know much about his military, which is disappointing to me as it’s a large component on whether one’s court can hold its own. Without a proper military, the Day Court could be in shambles. Luckily, it seems like the court does have a good military, it just hasn’t been mentioned. But I’m the future, knowing how efficient his military is would certainly help in my scoring of the Day Court as a whole.
AND FINALLY
1: Thesan
Hear me out, he would be the best candidate for High King of Prythian.
As previously stated, he has a strong military, loyal and dedicated. His husband is literally their general, so he’s constantly well informed on it.
He might not be one of the older of the high lords, but it is implied how he has much expertise politically and morally.
Another large part of Thesan is how the Dawn Court is known as the most neutral court in Prythian. This is an incredibly important position for his court to be in, as a strong military and strong neutrality is a great defense for his court, not to mention when Dawn helped during the war with Hybern, Dawn’s reinforcements of the Seraphim military were mentioned to have helped push back and eventually defeat Hybern.
Dawn also held the meeting between all the high lords, giving Thesan the upper hand as the host to have executive authority as it’s HIS COURT.
Their neutrality is incredibly important as it’s kept them out of trouble for most of the series so far, and I sincerely hope SJM keeps it that way. We haven’t gotten to know Thesan and the Dawn Court well enough as they haven’t been mentioned since the war with Hybern.
Also, just personal opinion, gay high king. He would totally legalize gay marriage, prove me wrong.
Again, these are my opinions, and if you’d like to be an ass about them, then click off of this post. This is just what has been on my mind since I’ve seen others on tumblr debating who the High King of Prythian would be.
That’s all for today, Mono out ✌️
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do you mind
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It's watching.
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I couldn’t get this out of my head
#harvestella#Harvestella spoilers#spoilers#just walk out#meme#art#just a doodle between commissions while I hang out with a friend#ein#ein harvestella#Geist#geist Harvestella#you can leave
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Its hard to leave you,
Harder to love you.
By John green, paper towns
#well am i hard to love ???#who's this calling me hard to love?!!!#anonymous#you can leave#But if you stay I will keep you forever#and wouldn't let you go#so i suggest staying#with me#forevermore#john green#paper towns
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IF IT SUCKS… HIT DA BRICKS!!
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friendly reminder if you get mad at anything you see online, you can just log off. you can put your phone down. "but it's a Real issue too-" yes, and you can still log off. it's not good to constantly be upset about Anything and Everything, you know? you can just....not. you have a choice dude. sometimes it's okay to chill the fuck out
#most of it IS worthless anyway#you just get yourself upset a million times during 1 singular day.#dude.#you can leave#don't let the internet(social media) be your life.#don't forget that you can just ignore shit.#yeah...#.txt
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Me: "I do not like the way this person writes this ship or these characters."
Me: *exits the fic without commenting or posting about this person's writing and why I don't like it*
#the ONLY way to handle things#YOU CAN LEAVE#dont like it? hit the bricks#the back button ✨exists✨#ao3#wattpad#archive of our own#on fanfiction#on writing
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Delighted to inform you all that our meme has broken containment
(Spotted on the back of a stop sign on the north side of Chicago)
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Yknow, in retrospect, tumblr is perfect for me, cus i can just post the most random thoughts and like, thats just tumblr behaviour-
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Oro @ Ace : pleasepleaseplease let me keep it 😭 I fed it and watered it and walked it and—
Ace: 😧
#she’s shown responsibility#she can take care of it Ace don’t worry#you can leave#plus SHES buys it pretty things#Ace you DONT even have money without her
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damn they out here judging HS2??? like the new update??? why????
#it smells like old fans who no longer like the new content#it stinks#you can leave#hussie is not holding you hostage???#???#get your hands off my homestuck franchise#homestuck
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me knowing well that when the next rejoin happens, test tube is just gonna be voted back on
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Dentist may be somewhat difficult
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