#YOSANO GIRLBOSSED SO HARD I WISH I WUH-UH-LUH W HER

[custardpuddingprincess]

Mr. Knows-everything-but-the-biggest-fattest-most-obvious-crush-on-him-and-the-crush-he-has-on-someone

PART 1!!!

Long ah title I know… Hehehe my first Ranpo Edogawa x Readerbfic, BUT I HAVE SO LITTLE STORIES YET… anyways, i hope you enjoyed this!!! Kinda fem reader ig if there’s any construction criticism for me, pls let me know!!!

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notes: [reader] used, reader is an assistant at the agency, btw I love Yosano so I made you and Yosano be so gf-coded Ranpo lowkey thinks is wuluhluh

“[Reader]! Do you like dorayaki?” Ranpo pulled you over by your wrist, with a lopsided smile. You nodded, a bit giddy that he asked you this question- he wasn’t known to share his food with others, maybe you’ll have a chance with him!…

But of course there was a reason why he asked you that, and it was not to share his snacks- duh.

“Could you buy me some? I like the ones down the street the most- oh and buy me some tayaki! Strawberry danfuku too!” He grins, letting go of your wrist, as he turned back to face his desk.

Yosano, who was watching the scene, stepped up next to you, and put her hand on your shoulder, watching you heave a small sigh. “Oh my, it seems like one of our dear assistant has fallen for the most oblivious person ever, huh? Poor you,” she snickered, taking your hand as she offered to go with you.

It was fun, at the very least, being able to hang out with someone as cool, girlboss, sophisticated, smart, glamorous, gorgeous, hot, swell and hot woman ever (it’s the author talking idk if y’all like Yosano though). And she even brought you shopping first, as you two navigated the streets and shops, along with trending cafes, heavy bags in hand.

But of course, Yosano knew Ranpo would get a bit annoyed and grouchy if you guys didn’t get back soon, so she bought the snacks he wanted, along with some crepes for the agency, before heading back… and he was pissed.

Ranpo repeatedly poked at Yosano’s shoulder, whining as he glanced between you two. “Why were you two gone so long? I was starved of my sweet treats… and you, [Reader]! You… you left to shop with Yosano for 1h 18min 52sec? Is she more fun than me? Is she more important to you than me?”

Yosano backed away a bit by bit, giving you a thumbs up as she dropped off your shopping bags on your desk, and sat by your desk, listening in to the conversation. And she wasn’t the only one invested in it. Junichiro was pulling Naomi back, whispering on how Ranpo might get angry at her for listening, Dazai was already slacking off and Haruno was just as interested…

“Hmp! [Reader], I was about to let you have one of my snacks, but I guess that won’t be happening today- or ever,” Ranpo looked a bit like a kicked dog, since you had spent so much time with Yosano instead of, well, him.