custardpuddingprincess

[custardpuddingprincess]

i know y’all ain’t gonna remember that i posted a damn poll here cause i myself have forgotten uhm… I SWEAR TOMORROW-

(´；ω；`) i’m sick ahem ahem

[custardpuddingprincess]

oh! 🤭 literally so cuteeee and i’m going crazy cause they added Oda and people tend to write more fanfics with no Oda, i think. idk BUT ODAAA (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

BUT UNFORTUNATELY I MUST STICK TO MY OWN BLOG RULES AND ADD A CONTENT LABEL

୧ ‧₊˚ 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄 ! ♡.

﹙ ✿ ﹚── includes : dazai, chuuya, fyodor, sigma, fukuzawa, oda x fem!reader ♡

﹙ ✿ ﹚── content warnings : nsfw content (mdni), breeding kink, dazai is mean, nasty absolutely filthy smut, squirting, mentions of pregnancy & babies, petnames, degradation, overstimulation, hairpulling, penetrative sex, unprotected sex (don't be dumb like them), tit slapping, belly bulge etc ♡

﹙ ✿ ﹚── synopsis : baby makin' ♡

﹙ ✿ ﹚── author's note : here it is, baby making with bsd men as it was highly requested. you guys can read bsd men as dads here ♡ happy reading & I hope you guys like it :3

୨✩୧ DAZAI

You had the amazing idea of messing with Dazai, getting your karma because he messes with you all the time. Flirting with that cute waitress from the cafe, 'accidentally' eating your snacks...yeah you had enough. You remembered Chuuya, his oh so beloved rival and came up with the perfect plan. Atleast you thought it was perfect.

Your eyes rolled back into your skull from the mind numbing sensation of your husband's cock stirring your insides deep. Your legs were propped up on his shoulders, ass smacking against his hips with each mean thrust into your velvety, welcoming walls. His jaw slacked to let out moans everytime you clenched around him so good, pussy clinging onto his rigid cock like a fucking vice. "haah─ feels good doesn't it, 'donna?" He grinned mischeviously, rolling his hips in a way that makes you see stars. "yeah? feels good getting pounded like a little slut? yeaah" he drawled, smirking at the way your eyes cross. One of his bandaged hands reached down to squeeze your tits, rolling a nipple between his thumb and pointer finger as you jot and whine from the stimulation. "you wanted this, didn't you?" He growled, slapping your supple and soft tit then kneading it in his large hand. "is that why you were─ haah─ shoving your fuckin' tits all up in Chuuya's face?" You couldn't even think properly anymore, the only coherent thing you could say was your lover's name, chanting it like a mantra as he fucked your brains out. "should I just make you a mommy then? huh? Fill you up with so much cum that it leaks out?" His hand came down on your tits again, and it fucking stung but felt so good at the same time. "pleasepleasepleaseplease─ fuck! 'samu" you choked out, desperate to cum and relieve the tension in your tummy. "yeah? you want my cum? you want me to cum and fill up your pretty lil' pussy?" You could only nod, tears stinging your pretty eyes as you cum hard on his cock. After a few minutes, Dazai reaches his peak aswell, cumming in ropes with a loud groan. You could feel his warmth in your tummy, leaking out of your battered cunt when he pulls out.

୨✩୧ CHUUYA

"You think we would make good parents?" Chuuya asked you one day, chin resting on his palm as he flips through a magazine for baby stuff. You turned around to face him, eyebrows raised in shock because you two never had this conversation before. Now that he mentions it, you remember thinking a while ago how you and your lover would be as parents. You take a seat next to him, lips curved into a smile, "yes."

And that's how you ended up in chuuya's bed in a full mating press with him pressing all of his body weight on you, holding you down to fuck you nice and deep like you deserve. The once pristine sheets now stained and soiled with a mixture of your and chuuya's cum and other fluids, turning the silken sheets into a darker shade than it was previously. He had cum so many times before this already, but he just couldn't stop. He needed to feel you clenching on him even more, needed to hear you scream and moan his name when he kissed and bit your shoulders and chest, leaving his mark on you. He was desperate to feel your nails racking down his back while he fucked into you, thick cock hitting all your sweet spots. The pain and pleasure made his mind hazy, eyes flicking down to watch as a creamy white ring formed around the base of his cock from how long you two have been at this. He wasn't gonna stop until he was absolutely sure he had fucked a baby into you. "ya seein' t-this, doll?" He moved his hand from the back of your thigh to your lower tummy, pressing down on the slight bulge there as you squeal. You didn't know if you could handle not passing out from the pleasurely pain before he was done with you.

୨✩୧ FYODOR

You absolutely adored Fyodor, your dear husband. He would treat you so gently like you're made out of porcelain, holding your cheek in his cold palm, rubbing the warm flesh gently as he mutters soft words of affection to you. That's exactly how he approached you when proposing to you that he wanted you to bear his children. You, his sweet little housewife, just how could you refuse him when he asks so sweetly? Deep voice smooth like honey as he told you how wonderful of a mother would be.

Just like he knew how to cherish you like the finest treasure in the world, he also knew exactly how to break you down into a sobbing, shuddering mess beneath him. He'd mutter the filthiest, most sinful words against your neck while thrusting into you, both of you a sweaty mess. The room smelled like sex from how long he'd been plowing into your sloppy cunt, absolutely drenching his thighs and cock in your arousal. He nipped and sucked little marks into your collarbones and neck, red and blue bruises blooming on the sensitive flesh as you screamed his name in pleasure. "oh, myshka, you feel just wonderful around me," fyodor grunted, hips smacking against yours in perfect precision. You could only babble dumbly in response, cockdrunk from how long he'd been at this. He was dead set on getting you pregnant. He imagined you, his darling wife's tummy full with his babies, tits swollen and heavy with milk and fuck. Just imagining that made him pound into you faster, harder as he desperately chased his sweet release. His hand reached down to thumb at your pretty clit, rubbing fast and tight circles on the little nub as the coil in your stomach finally snapped. Your cunt gushed all over him, making him finally reach his own release with a low groan as he held you close.

୨✩୧ SIGMA

You've been hinting at your lover that you finally wanted to try for children. But alas, he was just a little too oblivious to your hints. It was getting annoying at this point, he would just blush and stammer at your bold moves, looking away when you give him a playful but flirty smile. Hell, you even gave him some baby clothes to make it obvious but he just thought you bought that for him and just got a very wrong size. That was your last straw. You had to take matters into your own hands.

He came home late that night, it was a busy at the casino. He thought you'd be asleep already, tucked away into the comfort of your shared bed. Oh, how wrong he was. He walked into the living room, sighing as he took off the outer layer of his clothes. He was about to place it on the coat hanger when his greyish eyes landed on you, who was dressed in the prettiest white lingerie he'd ever seen. Good God, you looked like an angel. The faint glow of the candle light highlighted your features, making you look borderline otherwordly. He could hear his own heartbeat, his face and ears getting hot as you slowly stalked closer to him. Now standing infront him with a soft smile gracing your glossy lips as you wrapped your arms around his neck. He flinched from the contact of your bare skin against his own. "w-what's this about?" He gulped. You chuckled, getting on your tippy toes to mutter close to his ear, "I want you, Sigma. I want you to fuck me. I want your babies." He shivered when you playfully bit the shell of his ear, finally gaining the courage to touch you as he gripped your hips tightly.

Now here you were, bouncing on sigma's lap while he sucked on your perky tits. His slim fingers digging into your hips while you jumped on his stiff cock, shiny slick coating your's and his thighs. Your hands gripped his long luscious hair, tugging on it to hear him groan so prettily. He bucked his hips up suddenly, catching you off guard but you still kept bouncing. He thrusted upwards, matching your rhythm and it felt fucking euphoric. He could feel you tighten around his cock, throwing his head back. You could see his eyes slightly rolled back, drool dripping from his mouth as he tried his best to keep up with you. You both came shortly after, lips smashed against each other's as he swallowed your moans.

୨✩୧ FUKUZAWA

You were sitting in the living room, right across your beloved husband as you thought about what he could possibly want to talk to you about. He elegantly sipped on his tea, setting the cup down on the coffee table that was seperating you both. "I've been thinking about this for the past couple days," he started, " I think we should try for a child. Of course, if you don't want to that's comple─" "no! I-I mean.. I also think we should try" you cut him off. He smiles, "So we're on the same page?" You returned his smile, reachingyour hand out to hold his bigger ones, "definitely, dear."

"shh, darling. you're doing so good for me," he gasped, rocking his hips gently against your plush ones. He felt so big inside you, your pussy molding to the shape of his cock. Everything about him was so elegant. The way he softly intertwined his fingers with yours as he fucked you dumb on his cock. He wasn't even going hard on you, the sheer size of his girth made you see stars and eyes roll back. His other hand was gently stroking your cheek, wiping the unshed tears in your waterline with his thumb while mumbling sweet nothings into your ear. A low rumble formed in his chest when you clenched around him, "are you going to cum, sweetheart?" "nghh─ 'm gonna cum! please, fuck! don' stop!" You babbled, gasping when he picked up his pace. "go on, sweet girl. cum on this cock right now," he grunted, his grip on your hand tightening as you both cum. You were panting, mouth agape as you tried to come down from the mind numbing high of your orgasm when he started moving again, not giving you time to rest. You tried to stop him, pressing a hand agaisnt his hard chest but he just pinned you down easily, muttering something about he wasn't gonna stop until he was sure you took his seed.

୨✩୧ ODA

You knew your man loved kids, and you did too. So why not have some of your own? The thought of starting a family with the man of your dreams made butterflies flutter in your stomach. When you confronted him about it, he was ecstatic. He imagined a mini you or him running around the house. He thought about it a lot. Would it really be a good idea considering his dangerous job in the mafia? Fortunately, you were there to reassure him. Telling him that even if he worked for the mafia, he wasn't a bad person. He deserved happiness in his life and you would be glad to give it to him. Heavens, how he adored you.

You don't know how many hours have passed since Oda started drilling his fat cock into you, reaching every crevice with ease as he rolls his muscular hips just right. You don't even remember how many times you've came─ your mind not being able to keep up. Everything felt so blurry, you could hear ringing in your ears, with your legs being pushed back all the way against your chest. Your knees almost touching your ears as he folds you into whatever position he pleases. His cock pounding you so hard while his balls smacked against your ass, the soft fat jiggling with each brutal thrust of his hips. It's like something snapped inside of him, crumbling all his restraint to take you slowly, lovingly and gently. He was never this rough with you. Did the subject of him getting you pregnant really affect him that much? Whatever it was, you didn't have the brain capacity to think about it right now, not while Oda was absolutely destroying your cunt. "you see that, honey?" He groans, staring in awe at your tiny cunt stretching around him. "she's droolin' on me, fuck─" he cut himself off with a gasp, watching as you shamelessly squirt all over his cock, drenching his abdomen and the sheets beneath you. "holy shit, and I thought you couldn't get sexier," he laughed, running a hand through his hair, which was damp with sweat. "don't worry, pretty. cum all you want, I'm not stopping till' I'm done with you."

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[custardpuddingprincess]

i’m rethinking my life. like wtf i’m so damn old and i’m still writing mid ah fanfics compared to those 13yo kids who write the most tear-jerking and emotion provoking fanfics

(● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

[custardpuddingprincess]

my glowup tips

glow ups ain’t necessary, but i felt like i needed to see a new me… uhm- anyways!

Sleep well: everything got so much better once i started sleeping better. doing more activities or drinking a warm cup of tea or doing a nighttime routine (to help your body know it’s time to sleep, bc our body lives on repetitive patterns) can help!!! And having short 15-20min naps after school/work helps a ton too!

Drink more water: i used to have migraines and headaches, but when i started drinking more water, i realised how much more my headaches cleared up and my breath stunk less (this isn’t shameful, it’s normal, but ofc it probably means your oral health isn’t of the best) and i went to the bathroom more!

Eat ‘better’: eating better isn’t cutting out processed foods, oils, meat, vegetables (carnivores don’t eat veggies) or dairy, it’s more of eating a mix of everything, eating foods your body takes well. For me, i had less dairy because my stomach doesn’t like it a lot, and i try to have more fibre!

do something for your damn mental and emotional health: this can be anything. winding down after coming back from home or school, enjoying a small treat you love, meditating, watching a movie or a show. BUT!!! remember you shouldn’t be using this as an ‘escape’, this is cause the habits that are supposed to help you calm down and stress less become something you crave for when you’re restricting it- it becomes something you need to ‘earn’ for rather than something to simply have. i stress this heavily on the food part, it might cause a binge eating disorder(?) try to have a more positive mindset- having a positive mindset isn’t you ignoring the situation you’re in, rather, thinking how to get out of it, or be grateful it wasn’t worse

neaten your life: clearing out contacts or apps you don’t use often or need can help clear up that cloud in the back of your mind nagging at you. deep cleaning your room can also help a ton, especially with your wardrobe. found clothes you don’t wear or like? you can sell it, recycle it or even donate it- might help you feel better and more neat. as for your shelves, there’s different ways to clean it; by colour, by subject, by author or even by genre!! turn on some exciting music or a podcast or an episode of your favourite show/anime/etc while cleaning your room!!! can be a fun blast!!

remember physical glowups start after you mentally and emotionally heal! and these are just the basics to get you started!

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you can do this!

[custardpuddingprincess]

Study tips and popular techniques

Kekekekke i hope this helps, and remember studying takes time, it usually won’t make your grades improve drastically over time! btw i highlighted what worked best for me and what i think you really should try?!

To do lists: will help you remember and know what you need to do. Highlight important stuff, like tests and homework or assignments.

Time tables/schedulers: will help you remember when your homework is due, or when your test/quiz is on. if you can, mark at least a month (or two) or a week before a test to remember studying it!

Homework as soon as you get it: just try. i’ve been trying this, and it gave me lots more time to rest with a peaceful mind and study time. like do the homework due the fastest, then continue on with the homework you can slowly do. i swear on this!!!

Study environments: these will literally make or break your focus. For some people, working in a cafe, library or school environment works the best, while others prefer studying at home. Some prefer pastels or dark colours in their rooms, or a certain temperature or time to study at. This is really important.

Notetaking: y’all, if you guys are gonna make notes- make it neat and easy to understand. you don’t wanna rush through your notes 15min before an exam and get even more stressed! mind maps help as well. try using abbreviations or arrows or small timetables to take less time spelling the entire thing out

Feynman Technique: pretend you’re a teacher and explain it to yourself in the most simple way possible

Pomodoro technique: study for a certain time (usually done in 25-30min each sesh), and take a small break/rest (usually 5min) per session. after about 4 sessions, take a longer break of about 15 to 30min.

Leitner system: make your flash cards with questions and their answers. sort them into boxes/sections of what you know well/understand and what you got wrong/confused/don’t understand. revise the 2nd box (wrong box) more often! but i prefer doing this on normal notebook paper but yeah!

Mind maps: make a mind map, which can help you understand how one topic can link to another topic and help fill out the blanks. I personally like making mind maps on grid or plain paper!!!

Spaced repetition: review topics (especially those you struggle with) at spaced intervals of time. eg, topic a (which i struggle with) today, tomorrow and everyday, but topic b (which i’m good at) review maybe every other day!

Solve questions: don’t you dare say ‘i can just read my notes’! well, i wanna to! but solving questions and old exam worksheets can help predict what sort of questions or topics typically come out. i think this is most helpful with subjects like science, math and history, compared to languages.

Try revising when you have free time: this can just be reading through your notes or questions & the answers to it maybe while your on the bus/car/subway or when you’re maybe baking or cooking something and you have some spare time!

This is just what has helped me, i hope this helps!… (*´꒳`*)

BTW HAVE BREAKS AND STAY HYDRATED AND SLEEP WELL- :3

[custardpuddingprincess]

HP polls!!! i’m planning to write more fred weasley content but… you’re welcome to request your faves!!!

[custardpuddingprincess]

someone needs to teach me how to swallow pills. cause i can’t-

[custardpuddingprincess]

no cause i need help growing out my hair asides from those rosemary (specific oils)/rice water tips you usually see online 😭 idk i’m massaging my scalp, etc, but i want thicker hair…? tips!? ✌︎('ω')✌︎

so different from my usual content… have a lovely day!!!

[custardpuddingprincess]

Dating Fred Weasley headcannons!!!

First off, this man or child man to be exact loves you so, so, so, so, so much!!!

Probably found out when brewing several amortentia potions with George. He immediately smelled a strong scent of your shampoo, and the (stuff you wanted to be reminded of), which made him flush. Somehow, his face got redder than his hair.

Probably invites you over to the Burrow during the holidays!!!

Christmas? You’re receiving a sweater hand knit by Mrs Weasley. Period.

And he’s always bringing you to the Quidditch Tournaments.

Loves to make silly potions for you. Stuff that can potentially make someone your enemy into a frog, or something to energise you during the day.

On the note of enemies Fred will probably hate your enemies more than you… or you might be stumbling upon a small roach in a bottle labelled with their name on it…?

Makes sure you’re always well-fed and hydrated? This might seem strange, but listen up, i feel like he’s the type to make sure you at least get an apple in for breakfast instead of coffee.

Will make cruel jokes or pranks, but if you ever get mad/upset or end up crying/hurt, he’ll never forgive himself. Probably will make you a funny potion or gift card or make you something to heal yourself with!!!

hehe this was so fun! it was short cause it was written on a whim but… yay!! have a lovely day!

[custardpuddingprincess]

Baby

Boothill and you both know you guys can’t have any children, even though you two have been trying so, so hard with all sorts of magic… so I guess he should just give up on his dream of creating a family with you, right?… right?…

(btw i imagined him as a girl dad so… i think i made this as gender neutral as possible. hehehhehehehhehe)

“Oh, baby! Look at her!”

Boothill cooed at a bundle in his arms, as he entered your (shared) room. The bundle was… squealing?

He kissed your cheek, the coldness of his body contrasting your’s, as he sat down next to you.

“Sweetheart, look what i found! She’s so fudging cute!”

In his damn arms, was a… baby? A cute one- well, aren’t all babies cute? She was bundled up in a warm cloth, with baby hairs sticking out everywhere. Aw.

Boothill passed her to you, with a wide grin, his razor-shape teeth (probably sharper than a razor but oh well-) gleaming.

“What shall we call her?”

Aeons. This man was the cutest shit ever! Well, used to be, since now you know a cuter baby- that’s part of your family with Boothill…

♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

this was really short but… hehe. have a nice day!

[custardpuddingprincess]

uhm polls pls do take them…

i really wanted to make a poll for all PM characters/guild/decay of angels, but i lacked the number of polls, so pls do comment if you want any!!! i’ll check by abt 22 oct to see which character was chosen!!!

edit: it’s currently 16 oct, 6pm ish at my place, currently kunikida is winning~ hehe i’m excited to see how this turns out! i’m a huge kunikida fan too! (о´∀`о) but i’m honestly surprised how many more people chose kunikida rather than dazai-

[custardpuddingprincess]

i’m so fucked… WTH WAS MY SIBLING DOING ON MY TUMBLR- uhm i can’t say much about that… ahem…

[custardpuddingprincess]

Imagine love at first sight with Aleksander from veil kotteri! (self insert)

Cupid didn’t even needed to shoot his shot

isjdjshjwkakjddn idk this took so long even though it’s pretty short cause my first draft got erased >x< I made this gender-neutral cause but I can always write a fempov/malepov. And like pls if it’s too short im sorry- irs mainly his thoughts tho cause I’m bad at interacting w people irl

Aleksander nearly dropped onto his knees when he saw you. You were ethereal, for sure, but that wasn’t it. Gosh, you were just so… pretty? Handsome? His brain was such a mess, mushy and sweet and all putty-like. Aleksander could feel his cheeks and ears burning as your eyes met- did he just see the stars in your eyes- no, that would be too cheesy to think about; but he could hear the clamour on the streets quietening as he stared at you, a feeling blooming in his heart. Anticipation? For what? Love? But he truly thought what he felt was greater than love- no that would be too strange- but he could feel how a feeling of calmness passed over him, the feeling of a warm meal on a cold day, the feeling of a warm embrace in your arms-

‘Snap out of it,’ he thought to himself, as he watched you walk off. Was that love at first sight?

[custardpuddingprincess]

Sweet life

After leaving the Port Mafia, you and Oda married. Life was simple and quiet- maybe not quiet since there technically over 10 children running around the big, beach-side house you guys bought- but it was more than enough. Oda wrote novels and short stories that sold well, with simple drawings and doodles on the covers of his book that the children drew. Dazai and Ango would visit from time to time, especially the black cat-like teen, who would often join in the children’s shenanigans. Well, he was still a child in heart after all. Thrice a week, Oda would prepare curry, in which all the children were all secretly- not so- bored of, yet cheered up when they saw the huge piles of candies and chocolate bars you and Oda bought on the way back home.

Oda held you gently in his arms, his stubble tickling your neck as the morning light streamed in through the lace curtains, the smell of ocean water, old wood and burnt food wafting through the air in a peaceful manner- burnt food?… The door swung open, Dazai and the children spilling in, with two trays of breakfast for you and Oda.

“Try it! Try it!” They all screamed, scrambling onto the edge of the bed or onto the floor as they watched you two in interest, gauging your reactions to the food they had made. The pancakes were crispy and black in the outside, yet somehow gooey inside…?

Oda quietly finished everything, even the coffe which was all too bitter and strong, and the curry sauce they had poured over his pancakes in hopes to mask the ashy flavour…

Life could never have been better with Oda.

Do not copy >x<

[custardpuddingprincess]

haiii lovelies, im custardpuddingprincess!

here’s some info on my blog

I will write for…

~ Genshin Impact

~ Honaki Starrail Impact

~ Bungo Stray Dogs

~ Jujutsu Kaisen

~ Kamisama Kiss

~ Ouran High School Host Club

~ Sasaki to Miyano

~ Haikyuu

~ VEIL (Kotteri)

… BUT!!! if you want, you can ask me to write for another fandom (except the characters could be OOC)

(i know a bit of Resident Evil, Heaven’s Official Blessing, Kimi Ni Todoke, DC, Marvel, Blue Lock, and i would love to try writing for these fandoms and other fandoms!!!!

i know this might be controversial, or whatever, but i might tend to write using AFAB pronouns since i’m a woman myself, so pls do state clearly if you want male/they pronouns!!!

however, i do not allow ageless blogs asking for adult content (if it’s just fluff or angst- basically not anything smutty- I will allow).

i will write smut, fluff, angst, fix-it, hurt/comfort, self-inserts, songfics, headcannons, ships (but no minor x adult and some adult x adult), age differences, eds, sh, mental disorders and chubby readers, coloured readers, etc.

BUT!!! no pedo, incest, extreme gore and blood, non-con, dub-con, or anything extreme

i am the owner of this account, so i can reject any requests that make me feel uncomfortable!!! not only that, im a busy person (…? more like a lazy-bum-) so i might push your request back, i hope that’s understandable!!!

have a nice day, lovelies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3