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— 6:59 AM by Shane Koyczan

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no writing workshop can help you improve your writing as much as this screenshot can

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You literally have to understand that ur closest friends and loved ones may very well have kinks or fetishes that gross or freak you out and they simply won’t tell you because they know it grosses or freaks you out. Like you have no way of knowing if your best friend is into necro roleplay if she doesn’t wanna tell you. Sometimes you date someone for years before finding out they have a thing for incest. Maybe your coworker likes ageplay and diapers. Who gives a fuck. Nothing changes between you knowing and not knowing except your own constructed moral outrage.

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it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead

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I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

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California quail?

Critter

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i would like to propose a new accessibility feature for movies where every time a brown-haired white man comes on screen they tell me which one he is

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“some of you are miserable because you’re mean” post except its “some of you are miserable because you only look at and talk about stuff you dislike”

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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

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i think sometimes it’s okay for characters to only serve a narrative purpose in another character’s story. like, yes, if it’s always the female/poc/etc characters that die or aren’t developed and there aren’t any others if these characters that should be examined but also like. it’s a story. all the characters are narrative tools. within the confines of the story you do not necessarily have the time or leeway to individually develop every character nor do you have to. sometimes spending too much time on side characters’ lives is actually detrimental to the story being told. also if you make every character who is underdeveloped or dies a straight abled white man you are going to end up with a world where 90% of the characters are straight abled white men. which would also not be preferable

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I think I’m starting to believe one of my old professors who told me it’s bad luck to tell other people about the plot of your novel before you finish the first draft.

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i think short oneshot writers need to start humblebragging about our wordcounts the way longfic writers do.

"tee hee.. yes it's only 1200 words long! i suppose i'm just naturally concise! funny how that just happens! hashtag relatable!"

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Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

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dashing

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i hope with tiktok and twitter effectively dead and instagram on its way to dying we enter an age where social media is not popular and we all go outside and get lives and stop posting. but not on tumblr ofc