#YO SHE'S SO CUTE???? OUGH

[walpurga-nacht-academy]

Djinn’s Bride! ~A Celebration of Love~

Part 6

[Walpurga Nacht Academy]

[Djinn’s Lamp]

Rosa/Marcia: THIS IS THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST-

Rosa: OUCH!

Marcia: OOF!

Cass: EEK!

June: SHIT!

Blanche: UGH!

Diana: …

Vita: My~ That was quite a fall, was it not, my dear Agatha?

Agatha: Hehehehe… It… was… scary… but… Big… Sis… always… lands… on… her… feet…

Vita: Certainly~ It would not do otherwise~

Blanche: Di-Dies-senpai?

Vita: Hm~ What it be little hare?

Blanche: Could you and Agatha please get off. We’re all squished undern-

June: HEY, SHITHEAD, GET OFF!

Rosa: OUCHOUCHOUCHOUCHOUCH- THIS HURTS! YOU’RE ALL TOO HEAVY!

Diana: …

Marcia: Aaaah, this is where we meet our end… Goodbye my wonderful future full of riches…

Rosa: THAT’S WAY TOO DEPRESSING! MARCIA STOP SAYING THAT!

June: SHUT YET TRAPS!

Blanche: Ugh!

Vita: My, my, what strength~

Agatha: … Ugh… stupid… big… chowder… sat… up… all… of… a … sudden… and… we… all… feel… off… No… grace…

June: HAAA? YA WANT YER HEAD OFF OR SOMETHING?!

Cass: Uuuummmm…

June: Ya ok ‘here, Cass?

Cass: E-Eh? Ye-Yes! Though for a mo-moment the wind was knocked o-out of me…

Rosa: I thought for sure we were going to die…

Marcia: Haaaa, that would have been better…

Rosa: It really wouldn’t have!! Maybe you’re fine with dying young, but I’m not!! I still have a ton of stuff to do, you know?! Dying like this would be way too inconvenient!

Marcia: Haaaaa…

Rosa: Grrrr! What’s with this attitude anyways?! After making so much trouble for the rest of us by getting that djinn out of the lamp, you decide to stick your head in the sand too?!

June: Tsk. That’s ‘hat happens when yer so fuckin’ greedy.

Marcia: Hm? Why are you looking at me when you’re saying that? I really don’t get it.

Rosa: Weren’t you the one who brought the lamp to the meeting?! Why do you think we’re blaming you?!

Marcia: Now wait just a sec! Yeah, I’m the one who brought the lamp in, but it was senpai who released the djinn inside! If anyone’s to blame, it’s her!

Blanche: That’s a foregone conclusion.

Marcia: Eh? Wh-What’s that supposed to mean?

June: Ya should have expected the shitty ghoul to pull shit like ‘his.

Rosa: That’s right! That’s right! Dies-senpai is a heartless person who only likes to amuse herself by making others miserable! You should have known beforehand she’d take advantage of the situation to make a mess like this! Seriously, Marcia! What were you thinking?!

June: Yeah, ya fuckin’ moron.

Marcia: HAAAAAAAAAAA?! You’re blaming me?! You’re seriously blaming me?! After all that was said?! Your heads seriously are screwed on wrong!

Rosa: Grrr!

June: YA WANNA PICK A FIGHT?!

Marcia: I’LL PICK ONE ALRIGHT! I’m not gonna stand here and let you dump on me like that when there’s only one person at fault!

Vita: Hm~?

Agatha: Don’t… point… your… stupid… finger… at… Big… Sis…

Marcia: Shut it! I’m serious right now! Even if you bite it off I won’t care, you brat!

Agatha: GRRRRRRRRRRR.

Marcia: Senpai!!

Vita: My~ Your furious face certainly adds a certain allure to your visage~ It sends shivers down my spine~

Marcia: Yo-You’re not gonna distract me with your weirdness now! I’m too worked up to think through what you’ve just said! Senpai!! Please explain yourself!

Vita: Oh? Explain myself? Whatever could you mean?

Marcia: You know perfectly well what I’m talking about!! Why did you let the djinn out?!

Vita: Ah. That.

Marcia: Yes! That! You knew there was a magical presence in the lamp and you set him loose on all of us! Please explain your reasoning behind that!

Vita: Hm~? ‘Tis not obvious?

Marcia: Not at all!! I can’t wrap my head around your thinking process at all! It’s like trying to navigate a maze with no exit!

Vita: My~ The compliments are pouring out of your mouth today, are they not?

Marcia: Senpai!!

Vita: Fufu~ But very well. Sweet nothings should be rewarded after all. ‘Tis always been my policy. If an answer you seek, then cease your wandering, my dear~

Marcia: … Wh-What’s that supposed to mean? I don’t get it at all!

Diana: Curiosity is man’s downfall.

Marcia: Eh? Curiosity? Downfall?! What are you talking about now, Diana?!

Blanche: … I’m afraid I understand what she’s talking about.

Rosa: You do?! Just from that?! You’re amazing, Blanche!

Blanche: … Th-That’s… Ahem. I advise you to restrain your enthusiasm, Rosalia. I’m doubtful you’ll be happy with what I’m about to say…

Rosa: I-Is it that scary?!

Blanche: Scary… Perhaps we could look at it that way too… But more importantly, I would say the right word for it is-

Vita: Gratitude~

Blanche: …

Rosa: Gra-Gratitude? For what exactly…

Agatha: The… stupid… amoeba’s… brain… is… so… small… eheheheheheheheh…

Rosa: GRRR!

Vita: Now, now, my darling Agatha~ We must always show patience, remember? ‘Tis not her fault for her deficiency~

Rosa: … I didn’t get that but it was an insult, wasn’t it?! I can tell, you know!

Vita: How perspicacious of you, little rose~

Rosa: Another one! That was another one, wasn’t it?! Is this really the time for that though?! Don’t we have bigger problems?!

Marcia: Give it up, Rosalia.

Rosa: Eh? Marcia?

Marcia: There’s no way you’re going to get through to senpai. Her mind is too warped. Like this issue of gratitude… I think I’ve got a grasp on it…

Vita: Hm~?

Marcia: That gratitude you’re speaking about… is it that you wanted to thank me for bringing such a fun ‘toy’ for you to play around with?

Vita: Correct~

Marcia: AAAAAAAAAH! I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT! JUST DOING EVERYTHING AT YOUR OWN PACE WITHOUT CARING ABOUT ANYBODY ELSE. THAT’S RIGHT! THAT’S RIGHT! THAT’S THE WAY OF THE MAD FREE PEOPLE, ISN’T IT?!

Rosa: Ma-Marcia! Calm down! You’re having a breakdown!

Marcia: Right.

Rosa: .... Eh? Th-That was a quick turnaround…

Marcia: After some meditation-

Rosa: Meditation?! What meditation?!

Marcia: I’ve come to a conclusion. SENPAI!

Vita: Hm?

Marcia: I’m returning the lamp to you~

Vita: No need, my dear. Consider it part of your dowry~

Marcia: Eh~? No way~ I couldn’t possibly steal this magnificent item from its rightful owner~

Vita: My~

Marcia: And since you’re the rightful owner~ Because you are~ You should stay here and marry this guy instead~

Vita: Oh~? I simply could not~

Marcia: Are you thinking about my feelings~? How kind~! But you really shouldn’t~ I’m giving you my full support~ So don’t hold back~ Don’t hold back at all~

Rosa: … She’s really trying to skirt her duties.

Marcia: I heard that!!

Rosa: !!!

Marcia: If you think I’m taking the fall for senpai’s blunder, then you’re dreaming!! I’m washing my hands clean of this whole thing!! Ya hear me?!

Rosa: … Just a second before you begged her to give you the lamp.

Marcia: That was when I thought I could make a quick madol with little to no consequences!! Things are different now!! The consequences have come back to bite me in the ass!!

Blanche: She’s so frustrated everything is spilling out.

Diana: Mm.

Marcia: So, senpai!!

Vita: Hm~?

Marcia: Step up and do the right thing!! Take this creepy guy and marry him so we can go back!!

Vita: I refuse~ I despise men with such bland features~

Marcia: WHO CARES ABOUT THAT?! You think I want to marry a guy with such a lame sense of humour?!

Vita: Hm, that would be rather unfortunate~ But his overly excitable attitude is simply revolting. I will concede to you.

Marcia: I DON’T WANT HIM! HE’S REALLY OFF-PUTTING! YOU TAKE THE CREEP!

Vita: No~

Rosa: They’re really annoyingly stubborn!! Seriously, I know that marrying such a weirdo is not the best outcome, but aren’t they going too far? Don’t you think so, Blanche?

Blanche: … Rosalia.

Rosa: Eh? Blanche! But- Huh?! Wait! If you’re on my right, then who’s the one-

Djinn: …

Rosa: AAAAH! SO YOU’VE BEEN HERE ALL ALONG?!

Djinn: ...

Marcia: YOU TAKE HIM! I’D RATHER DIE THAN MARRY HIM!

Vita: ‘Tis a mutual feeling~

Djinn: …

Rosa: YOU MONSTERS! STOP TALKING! THIS SORT OF ABUSE WILL BREAK ANYBODY’S SPIRIT! JUST BECAUSE HE’S UGLY AND LAME DOESN’T MEAN THAT HE SHOULD BE FORCED TO ENDURE THIS!

June: … Yer one to talk.

Djinn: ...ugh..

Rosa: Eh? What was that?

Djinn: ...ough…

Blanche: ?

Djinn: ENOUGH!!

Blanche: !!!

Rosa: MY EARS!!

June: NOT ‘HIS SHIT AG’IN!

Djinn: ‘Monster’ is too light a word for you people!! Even ogres have more compassion! You devils! Don’t you know a young man’s heart is really fragile?!

Rosa: I-It kinda hurts how right he is...

Djinn: That’s it. I’ve decided.

Rosa: Eh? You decided?! What did you decide?!

Djinn: I really wanted a cute wife to come live with me and cheer me up when I am down and share my joys and sorrows! But you girls are much too troublesome and unpleasant!

Rosa: Eeeh?! But I didn’t even do anything?!

Blanche: That’s obviously a lie.

Djinn: So you’re all evicted from here-

Marcia: YAHOO!

Djinn: -except for my master!

Marcia: …

Vita: Fufu~

Marcia: DON’T YOU DARE LAUGH! And you!!

Djinn: Ah, don’t shout like that. I have delicate hearing, you know?

Marcia: Like I care!! More importantly, didn’t you just say you couldn’t stand any of us earlier?! What’s with this sudden switch, huh?!

Djinn: … Well.

Marcia: WELL WHAT?

Djinn: I guess spending eternity with you is still better than being alone.

Marcia: …

Diana: … He must dislike loneliness.

Rosa: Haaaa?! Aren’t you too casual about this?! The way he just spoke was super insulting, actually!!

Blanche: Indeed. But that aside…

Agatha: It… still… means… one… will… have… to… stay… behind… We… should… make… the… stupid… amoeba… do… that… hehehehehehehe…

Rosa: NOOOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! DON’T LEAVE ME BEHIND! I DON’T WANNA! IT’S MARCIA’S FAULT SO SHE SHOULD STAY!

Marcia: IF ANYONE SHOULD STAY IT’S DIES-SENPAI!

Vita: Fufu, are we to cast votes? Then I believe that the world ought to be spared of violent brutes with barely a sliver of intelligence~

June: …

Cass: Mi-Mi-Miss Himalia?

June: … I... ‘nough…

Cass: Um…

June: I HAD ‘NOUGH OF ‘HIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

Djinn: !!! E-EH?!

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[faustviginere]

Uninstall

Uninstall. By Joshua Randall AKA Yours Truly

[Lyrics to Goodbye to A World by Porter Robinson]

------ she sat with her hand  hovering over the mouse as memories filled her head, it's not every day you make friends, quite literally, the program was by her design, a sort of digital manifestation of an imaginary friend,   it was at age six on Christmas morning that her mom had given her the handmedown tascom holoclip. a small combination VR device and media player with communication capabilities.   since the day she held it in her hands she was determined  to at the very least related to her peers somewhat,  for they had A/I's of their own, some used them for house hold chores, or to play games with,  but all Cecelia had really wanted. more than anything in the world, was someone, not just someone, a friend.   sure there was her mother, but most of the time she was too wrapped up in work, trying to keep the two of them fed, and having enough rent to stay in the tiny studio apartment, they both shared.   she smiled a bit at the memory of when they decided who's half was whose, and putting up a little blanket wall for privacy. funny enough even after cecelia moved out her mother kept it up. she blinked a few times and found herself aware of her faculties and out of the haze of memory. UNINSTALL Y/N? And below that was the photo of his avatar. smiling, full of innocence, a betrayal of what he had started to become, which was unfortunately of course, unhinged since the virus took hold. she got up from her seat, ignoring the task at hand and made a cup of tea, her mind waltzed slowly back to high school. to jazz band and computer club and kids who ignored her because of the things she liked. but not orph. so named after the tragic greek figure orpheus because whenever she had a rough day or felt down he would brighten her day by producing melodic tones in something he liked to call "singing" sure it was crude like something out of an old video game but it was effective, she would lay on her bed for hours and stare at the ceiling lost in the world of music he would fashion seemingly out of thin air, like electronic magic.   he was always right there in her pocket or in her headphones- helping her remember the answers to tests, she had found a way to bypass the security software during school hours in order to get that little gem out of him. soon enough the cup was empty and she heaved a sigh. and sat back down. looked away and clicked the mouse REPLY : Y. /ARE YOU SURE? REPLY: Y. /WILL IT HURT? she took yet another deep breath, the very  framework of her being seemed to shudder her mind racing, this had to be done, it was for his own good, and hers, she had to let go and he had to say goodbye. REPLY: N. tears, actual stupid fucking tears well up in her eyes over a dumb computer program, .. a dumb computer program that pulled her out of a funk when her first boyfriend dumped her , stayed close when her dad left,  hacked the banking system so she could afford student loans.  just ones and zeros. it didn't have feelings, it was just software.. Right? Lately he had been running strangely accidentally opening programs she didn't ask for, or crashing at random intervals,  then he stopped making sense altogether. his voice garbled and tired like what one would imagine dial up with bronchitis might sound like. then the next he would be back to his old synthesized self. and then things would take a turn once more. the worst of it was when she tried to file taxes online and he kept getting numbers wrong, nearly committing fraud. /ARE YOU MMMMAD AT M--E REPLY: N. there was no, newer version , no patch nor software fix that could undo what was happening, because she had molded him from nothing, it was almost like raising a pet or a child, or in this case a strange mixture of the first two and a ghost in the machine. what was most intriguing to Cecelia was the fact that for some reason, and one she didn't code into him, was his fear of thunderstorms. she thought it was cute, how every time it would rattle the house with it's great resounding din. he would freeze up. if only for a second.  she smiled solemnly to herself. almost blushing at the fact that she held the transmitter to her chest and his LED light shifted from a soft blue to a gentle pink. he was blushing.  she shook her head again. just ones and zeros. a series of coded responses. nothing more. /I'M SORRRY. /DO YOU WANT ME TO SSSSING TO YO U? Orph's Version of singing sounded a lot like a speak N' Spell but he did his best. and some days it even sounded pleasant, especially the bad ones. almost sweet. "ok", she swallowed hard, MSG REPLY: "One Last Time,.. Then You have to go to sleep OK?" /O K` The music softly twinkled out of the speakers as the uninstall protocol ran in the background. the only other sound was the ticking of the clock. she turned away from her camera. and heaved a defeated sigh. it was for his own good, for her own good, the poor creature needed to rest /T H A N K YOU /I'LL SA Y GO ODBYE SOON, /TH OUGH IT'S THE E ND OF THE WORLD, /DONT BL AME YOURSE LF NOW, AN D IF IT'S TRUE, /I WILL SURROUND YOU/ AND GIVE LIFE TO A WORLD, /THATS O UR OWN, /THANK YOU, I' LL SAY GOODBYE NOW /THOU GH IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD /DON'T BL AME YOUR SELF NOW /AND IF IT'S TRU I WILL SUROUND YOU /AND GIVE LIFE TO  A WORLD /THAT'S OUR OWN the song repeated until his sound card stopped functioning leaving him to hold one final note before she switched the machine off entirely. looking out of the side of her bedroom window, wordlessly gazing out at the treeline, the sun pushing through leaves as they bristled in the wind. things were changing, in what way she was unsure. before standing up taking a few deep breaths and stepping outside into the summer air, the sun setting with it's orange glow bathing the city in a kind of dreamlike haze.  it was time for her to move on and time for him to rest. Maybe he'll find his way back in the future.

[the-acid-pear]

Okay it's time to continue reading, now with the spin-offs! I have been informed the Tokubetsu-hen saga is just the 4 days of raw fucking sex Baki spent having before Yanagi showed up to get his ass beaten so i will jump straight to Baki Gaiden: Kizuzura <3

Because no one wants to see me liveblog literal porn.

Right? 😨

Chapter 1

Apparently this story is one chapter long so uh, yeah idk i will read Kenjin which is 5 here too ig

Obsessed, "homies"

I love color ngl

HEHEHORHOASGKSGS ☺️👉👈

I love my man Hana

Considering his size it makes total sense that they are all custom made

KWGAJSGWKSG ??? OBSESSED,,,

Ooooh he's 15 that makes sense

I'm as confused as you kind sir

HE'S SO BIG AKSGAJAFJAGS

SGWKGSKAKSGS THIS FUCKING HUGE DORK

I would literally shit my pants

I'M FUCKING OBSESSED WITH THIS 15 YO IM SO THANKFUL WE ARE SEEING MORE OF HANA HERE

We live in a society where the only way to find this manga is thru some guy's video, and i don't know if I'm strong enough to make it

Chapter 2

Ohhh???

OH THAT'S COOL

This mf kinda badass

Deep

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

He doesn't even know

THAT'S NOT TRUE

UNA BAYESTA?!

This YouTuber pronounces Hanayama's name so weirdly, i guess it's bc he's speaking English but still, sounds so soft

Danganronpacore /j

God imagine seeing a guy with all those scars and being like "yeah i can take him out"

In the fighting sense, would never judge it in the dating sense

Mf was sweating upside down

RGEJAJAHAGWTAB KINGGG

The kingggg 😭

BRO OUGH 🥺

Chapter 3

That's fucked up

Oh nooo :/

HOLY FUCK well that happens when you are an extra ig 😔

GET HIS ASS HANAYAMA

"looking down" dude he's like 2 m

Ffs Hana kill this guy already pls

Hana is just a kid bro I'm getting emotional he's just a little boy he's just 15 bro he's a baby 😭

OH HE DON'T KNOW?

SGAFDGSTS Hana stops abusive teachers by just exciting

Chapter 3

DON'T BE SO MEAN

OggxiraueagdD 😭

This book is the fucking best

Hey Kizaki! ☺️

KING

Does he know how to swim?

HE DIDN'T KNOW OMFG 😭

Chapter 4

Hana as dumb as me i see

SESGAHSJAGAG

I NEED A KIZAKI SO BAD

GOGSIRAURAUEAUEA THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

MI VIDA DE DIOSSS I LOVE HIM 😭💞

Chapter 5

Or 7, they aren't that linear so idc

That guy's looks an awful lot like Baki

This is kinda gay so far

They simply are smart

They all built different

"just like Saitama, but rich"

Chapter 6

She's insane, iconic

HANAYAMA BRO?????

BROOGXIRUEAYAEUEA HELLO???

WHAT???!!!

IM GONNA HAVE A FUCKING STROKE WHY DOES ITAGAKI WRITE SHIT LIKE THIS OMFG

Someone roll the pic of the hamster eating the banana

HOLY DAMN, that's talent

Okay so he just did that to scare her away and keep her out of danger, fair

Chapter 7

Murder

What a fool lmao

Lmao same trick

INSANE 😳 I'm so excited to see Musashi ffs 😖

ITDURSURSURSOOHOGOG

Chapter 8

I LOVE COLOR <3

Didn't Hana do the same lmao??

The fool

HOHOOO 👁️👁️

HE'S SO STRONG YET SO GENTLE I LOVE HIM

Chapter 9

Oh i have seen this lady before

Such a gentleman 😍

YouTuber keeps calling Takebayashi a he and idk if I'm missing something here or...

I think she's twice a lady actually-

Okay i didn't catch it she IS trans so big shout-out to Hana for not being outright transphobic, i guess this is Itagaki's way of having a strong lady while still being misogynist-

Chapter 10

This is so damn dramatic

Tf do you want him to wear with his size?

YFhdasyryrurs ASSISTANCE ON WHAT? MIND YOUR BUSINESS OLD MAN

😧

They gonna kill the teacher?

He's just doing a little trolling

Hanayama is so nice bro

HEHEHE KING SHIT

Chapter 11

Tf are spikes? Shoes?

This is pretty cool bc he is very good but unlike Baki he's more... Normal

POOR GUYYY FHSSGAGS

He's gonna kill someone

He's a good family man 🥺

Chapter 12

OWOWOW CUTE DOGGO

Yeah Jack does too so WHAT?

KYDTISIT WHAT SORT OF ATTACKER IS THIS OMFG

Haga hero momence

HERO 🥺

Hanayama 🤝 Katsumi

this feels like a "then everyone clapped reddit story" agagafsf 😭

Chapter 13

Last chapter let's go-

🥺

IGSITSURAURAARURS 👁️👁️

He's such a dad i love this

POOR HANA BROOO

Kizaki please don't be so mean to him he's trying <:/

Oyditsriidgnmm brooo 🥺💞😭

This was such a heartwarming ending 😭🥺💞

Well and with that we are done, i LOVED this a lot 🥺🥺