#YESYESYESYES OHMYGOD

[jordansgarden]

grand sage's grand love

hoyoverse pls make more official alhaitham content so i have more pretty pictures i don't wanna use artists' work

THIS MAN HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD OHMYGOD BOOBAS

cw: sex, size kink, breeding kink, mocking praise, edging, overstim, dacryphilia, dumbification, masturbation(?), no mention of gendered parts for reader, switch reader and alhaitham, there's both dom and sub reader sections, this is a huge post lmfao

lots of nsfw below the cut

when i say grand love, i mean big dick.

this man has a massive dick and he loves to make you take it all at once because he knows you can do it darling :((.

his dick is so pretty, quite like his fingers. long, slender, a little curve at the end. it's not thick, but the length absolutely makes up for it.

you'll see the stars he loves to point out the moment he shoves his whole cock into you.

alhaitham is a very busy man, so don't waste his time by letting his cum leave your pretty body alright love?

he'll never admit it but it turns him on so easily just thinking of you filled to the brim with his seed after using not just your precious hole but your mouth too.

waste a drop? don't worry your pretty little head about it, he'll make up for it with another load! anything for his pet <3

he's quite rough sometimes, but alhaitham loves to praise you ever so slightly.

"i knew you could do it love, you're so perfect for me."

alhaitham's favorite thing to do is pushing you to the point where you can't behave anymore. he'll edge you and edge you, say "be good baby, you can do that can't you?" and he won't stop until you break.

"oh no, darling, you came."

it wasn't his words that got your attention, it was the lack of friction. his fingers pulled out of you, hands let go of your hair.

"w-wait- 'h-haith m'sorry- couldn't- mhg!"

suddenly his tongue pressed against you, slowly licking up the mess you made. too overstimulated, you writhed against the rope around your wrists and tried to move your hips away. alhaitham's hands held your thighs down and open, his thumb rubbing circles a little too close.

his head lifted, hands running up your body before tracing his fingers back down. following the hickeys and love bites he left, his hand replaced where his mouth previously was. up and down, up and down. the soft rubbing- oh archons it's so good.

you found yourself grinding against his hand, desperate for another release.

"haah.. 'haith please-" his hand stopped moving, eliciting a whine. "please what?" "hng- need more.." "why should i? you came, when i told you no." "i said m'sorry- please i- i need you- need you inside-!" "you're lucky you're so pretty."

he pressed his fingers against the hickeys littered over your skin. at once, tears pricked your eyes as a choked moan escaped. he was all in already!

"fuck- 'haith-!" he bent over you, holding your head against his neck as he groaned into your ear. "hah- you're still so fucking tight after all that." "move- move 'haith please please please move- fuck me fuck me please-" "gladly."

one. two. six. nine. you didn't know how many times you'd cum already. it'd been long since alhaitham fucked you silly. all you could think was the feeling of his hand pressing against your pretty tummy bulge. him sliding out and slamming back in every time. his cum sliding deeper and deeper with every thrust. dripping down your thighs.

"m'gonna- gonna cum agai-n!" "just- just a little more, be good and take it all, yeah?" "yes! yesyesyesyes!"

the moment he came again, so did you. alhaitham slowly pulled his dick out, slipping a pretty pair of panties on you to keep all his seed in you <3

"you did so well for me darling. would you like a little reward?"

being the fucked out pet you are, of course you said yes! well, saying yes was out of your capacity. his confirmation was received from the way your dazed eyes lit up again.

"then, come kneel here for me."

you would stay on your knees for a long time, his hands using your hair to help fuck your face while his cum dripped out of your mouth and stained your panties.

can you really blame him when you're just so good though?

now, pretty baby is so busy all the time! he just gets so tired that you just have to take care of him :(.

when you have work to do, it's easy to get him to sit under your desk and suck you off. alhaitham loves it! the feeling of one of your hands keeping his head between your legs is heavenly.

this man is obsessed with you, and i mean obsessed. mark him. hickeys, bruises, handprints, bites, anything. he'll trace them later and fuck himself thinking of you.

he's the prettiest crier. quiet, heavy breathing with his head tilted back while you milk every drop of his cum out of him. he swears, he doesn't have any more! he can't handle another one!

such an easy begger, he'll do anything for you to touch him, make him cum.

"please- darling please, i've been so good, please let me."

he'll swallow every drop of your cum or keep it in his ass. anything falls to the ground and he'll lick it up, no words necessary.

"mhn- dearest- i-i don't know how much more i- ouH~!"

there it is. your fingers pressed harder against that spot, another breathy moan coming out of him.

"please- use me, let me please y-"

slap. "aGH-!"

a sharp smack to his ass forced tears into his eyes.

"awh, you're so pretty when you cry." you kept abusing his prostate, tweaking at his pretty pink pecs.

"haah- okay- okay okay okay- hnG!" his back arched, precum covering his dick.

"fuck me- fuck me please-! pleasepleasepleaseplease-!"

ah, he's so cute. you smacked his ass again, his tears falling.

"oh my love, would you like to have me?" with teary eyes, he nodded frantically, hands tightening on the sheets. you'd been edging him for hours already!

your fingers pulled out, leaning back. "you'll have to fuck yourself first. make yourself cum once and i'll make you cum many more times."

his eyes widened, cheeks going dusty pink. touch himself? in front of you?

"j-just once..?"

"once. i promise i'll make you see celestia afterwards."

he sat up, his arms shaky. alhaitham squeezed his thighs together, soft whines leaving his swollen lips as he rubbed his tip just how you do.

soft strokes up and down his cock, up and down, up and down. heavy, labored breathing as he glanced at you. you, looking at him with the most adoring and pleased grin.

"c-close- so close- no-!"

he was right there, his release- but it slipped away. alhaitham couldn't please himself, not when you were right there, not when he knew you could do it so much better, not when he knows his body isn't his, it's yours, it's all yours.

tears streaming down his pretty cheeks, he panted while looking at you. "please- please my love i- i can't- i can't use myself the way you do- i can't do it- it's your cock- i can't do it- it's all yours, i'm all yours-"

soft snickers, and your hands were around his shaft. one, two, one, two, steady rhythm and his head tilts back. pretty moans and thank-you's, probably too fucked out to realized he's fucking into your hand like a little whore. soon enough, he cums all over said hand, continuing his steady stream of gratitude. you put your hand up to his mouth, and alhaitham cleans his mess up immediately.

"t-thank you.. thank you thank you thank you.."

"oh darling, i'm not done yet."

"wha- mph-!" your hand was back on his cock, tip so red and swollen. he bucked his hips, mewls and whines filling the room again.

he's such a good boy <3

[goitale]

Do you think after S2, Jesse and Petra continue to be nomadic adventurers for a while or do they eventually wind up back in Beacontown, or just stay there periodically for a few months then continue adventuring? Even the order settled eventually but maybe Beacontown's like home base. They could go on stage play dates (screens were not invented yet) and snow cones together in the street in summer. (because snowballs exist, combine with some kind of syrup, maybe sweet-berry flavored) Jesse'd get ice cream on her nose and you know the trope.

YESYESYESYES but i feel like theyd rarely if ever go back to beacontown maybe for a year or two mainly bc of what was said would be canon for þem wjdjdjnd BUT also ohmygod someone needs to draw jesse getting icecream on her face and petra teasing jesse abt it before it getting super gay,,,,,,, i love þem sm

ty for the ask!

[trendyshadowqueen]

Can Leaf and Lucille be friends?

Ohmygod yesyesyesyes plzz

[lychee-face]

(I’m only going off what I know from the posts you make on tumblr so sorry if anythings wrong)

Dan Heng would be confused by how someone as clumsy, childish, and reckless as you managed to be. Honestly he thought he’d fall for someone more, no offense, responsible. Someone mature and cautious. Yet here you were now, standing before him. 

He’d be in denial of falling for someone like you, yet with how freely you compliment people and you being you, he had to admit sooner or later. 

Imagine you recently got hurt(wow what a surprise) and he’s scolding you for being so reckless and unaware of danger while he patches you up. When he’s done he gives you a small kiss on the forehead before leaving. 

You’re riding the astral express on your way to the next destination when you end up falling asleep on his shoulder while he’s frozen in place, unsure of what to do. He ends up placing a arm around you as you continue to sleep, murmuring how much he loves you. 

That ended up being longer than  expected, but thanks for entertaining me while I wait for the bus. 

Also could I be 🌹Anon?

Ohmygod- OHMYGOD AKEHALNDJS YESYEYS I WOULD I LOVE IT IM IN LOVE ITS AMAZING DW YOU DIDNT MESS UP ANYTHING ITS BEAUTIFUL MY LOVE MY PRINCE THE LOML YESYESYESYES i love it.

Give me a hot moment to recover

And ofc you can!

[poetsinnyc]

YESYESYESYES OHMYGOD WRITE THAT AND MY SOUL IS YOURS!!

so my roommates are peer pressuring me into writing a timeloop fic... would anyone on here be interested? It would be Todd reliving the night of the play over and over again until he can save Neil ofc

[seoafin]

YESYESYESYES MOTHERCAIN OMG I REALLLLY LIKE PTOLOMEA CRUSH TWO CHILDREN IN A MOTEL INBRED HARD TIMES A PORTRAIT OF MY LOVE ON HER KNEES AND SEAROWS I LISTENED TO HOUSE SONG AND ITS ALSO AMAZING MONET NGO IS THE GUY ID BEEN LOOKING FOR ALL MY LIFE 😭😭 first of all, his aesthetic is 🔥🔥🔥🔥 and i can really see how him being a teacher also infuenced his music like its so. AHHH its very nostalgic?? it reminds me vaguely of womg kar wai x christopher doyle style 😊 i am really curious tho, how do u discover all this music???? hardcore trial and error or just recs? either way im glad

yellowjackets s2 started off on such a strong note ohmygod 😈😈😈😈 !!! MISTY APOLOGIST HOW DARE YOU 💀 ok maybe i am.......😔 i love her character shes my favorite but. she activates my fight or flight response everytime she comes on screen 💀 yeah! but thats probably because of her people pleasing to the extreme personality. its so real of her i will be a misty warrior till the end (un)fortunately

OH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WATCH SWARM ITS REALLY GOOD OMGHGFYDT

PTOLOMEA AND A MISTY APOLOGIST I KNEW WE'D GET ALONG WELL!!! TASTE!!!!! i know ppl mainly know mothercain from preacher's daughter which is an amazing phenomenal conceptual album but her unreleased music on soundcloud and her other songs are also soooooo good. also im glad you liked searows!!!! they're also a favorite of ethel cain's too <3333 and monet ngo my love...deserves so much more listeners on spotify his stuff is great. lonestar is MY tunnel song.

the way i discover music is that i basically just look up pretty much anything that catches my ear LMAO whether that's on tiktok a song in a store etc. i also like to go on singers' spotify pages and read their bios bc some of them list insp and also spotify gives you a bunch of other recommended singers at the bottom of the page. spotify also curates a 'discover weekly' playlist for you every week and i've found so many amazing songs that way!

also i love misty. 'she activates my fight or flight response everytime she comes on screen' yeahhhhhhhhh 😭😭😭😭 yes she's a crazy loser bird lady yes she was psychosexually obsessed with her gay teacher yes nobody likes her but I will Support her!!!!!

[s-oulpunk]

On that dog idea, a Hanbrough meet cute due their dogs. Like Dalmatians 101, they’re at a park and they meet because their dogs decide to be best friends. Ensue doggy play dates and Hanbrough steadily falling in love

Ohmygod. Yesyesyesyes. Like they go to the same dog park and their dogs do that thing where they tangle their legs up in their leashes so bill and Mike are stuck together. And then everyday they keep meeting up at the same dog park until one of them finally makes a move and invites the other to his apartment. Anon your brain is so large.

[uppastthejelliclemoon]

OMGOMGOMGOMG HEAR ME OUT BUT WE COULD BAKE COOKIES AND THEN PIPE ICING ON THEM SO THEY HAVE CUTE CAT NOSES AND WHISKERS

YESYESYESYES OHMYGOD YES

[cxrleonis]

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OHMYGOD WE NEED TO DO THIS THOUGH THIS ISN’T EVEN A QUESTION

YESYESYESYES THIS IS GONNA BE I C O N I C

[trendyshadowqueen]

I won´t say I´m in love + Zack...

ohmygod

yesyesyesyes

that is literally so real

[hyrulesmilf]

OHHHH MY GOD YESEUL REVENGE ARC OH MYGOD OHMYGOD YESYESYESYES

[nakaharasknife]

EXACTLYYYYY

OHMYSGAISHAI DOUKYUSEI OHMYSGAISVAIDBW I AM IN LOVE WITH UR THEME AHHHHH

*GASP* FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT! THANK YOU STELLA<3333

[sawfan2013]

OHMYGOD YESYESYESYES

Pls enjoy my Hoffman edit