#YES HE DO

[geosb]

-We are supposed to be the good guys... -we are.

[steakballs]

My bg3 tav!!! Her name is Nue. Youd never expect it but she has been carrying around gales hand. Why are two fingers missing, you ask? Because she fucking ate them.

She has rabies, isnt she cute?

[nettledevilart]

[nekomataizzu]

”hey Izzu you’re attacking people during Artfight right?”

“…”

YEAH SO UUHHHH ABOUT THAT

[janeelyakiri]

Phoenix! Dream looks fuzzy can I hug him?

"Of course little light! Come close, I do not bite~"

[scriptedencryptid]

Feral Kaz > soft kaz

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Will: He don't bite

The campers:

Nico:

The campers:

Nico *growls*

Will *oblivious to it*

Nico *attempts to bite campers*

Campers: YES HE DO

[codebreaker-0]

My anons are telling me you need to go to bed

-Tye

No I don’t 👍

[captain-lessship]

“What is wrong with you?”

First animated crush was literally pollution that was voiced by Tim Curry.

[carmello-matcha]

CARMEN WHAT THE F-

[verycorrectlegomovie]

Emmet, to Sweet Mayhem: Okay, now observe.

Emmet: EVERYONE, the floor is lava!

Benny: *helps Unikitty, GCBC, and Metalbeard onto the counter*

Rex: *pushes Batman, Watevra, and Lucy off the couch*

Emmet: As you can see, there are two types of people.

[vyunok-obyknovenniy]

This 17th century drawing of a hare made my day

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

DYLAN FUCKING O'BRIEN, YOU EITHER USE THAT TONGUE ON ME OR PUT IT AWAY!

I know this was probably in reference to something VERY specific that I posted... my best guess is THIS (because of timing of other waiting asks), but honestly? He's always at it with that problematic fucking thing... so it could just be a general statement of fact. For the record? I concur *shoves independent-thought-alarm out of the way to be first in line*

[evilminji]

.....Danny will take it. Like? This fool has dealt with Desiree and her genie bull for YEARS? You think he can't outwit YOUR sleep deprived butt?

But consider.... Paperwork(tm). He is... So Tired. The council WONT stop whining, the observant are assholes, some "laughing warlock" or whatever keeps SELLING HIMSELF.... he wants to sleep! Just a wee little break. YOU don't want to sleep you say?

Well fuckin DEAL, roomshare! Budge over. Your bed looks FANCY and those sheets look soft! Welcome to "Supernatural Deals Wording 101" kid, you got played. *passes out in Tim's body on Tim's bed*

And SORRY councilmen! You know the rules! He can't help YOU if he's in the middle of a summoning or fulfilling a deal! Ancient Law remember? Oh but he's abusing that? Well GEE, if only we had gone over the laws and modernized them! Like I ASKED! Maybe closed those abusable loopholes! Oh well... sucks for you~~~

And just? Tim is seething? He's never BEEN so well rested. So HEALTHY. There are VEGTABLES in his kitchen! How DARE that Ghost King make himself breakfast and feed Tim ACTUAL NUTRITION! What's next? Regular sunlight?! Hissssssss

It's the exactly opposite of being possessed by a demon. Constantine won't even help. Just looked at him, pointed, and started laughing. He REFUSES to admit how badly he's messed up to Bruce. Refuses! Somebody on JLA Dark should be able to help!

And yeah... most of them can. Heck, ALL of them could. So could superman, Martian manhunter, and wonder woman. By you know... Asking Politely. But Tim? Nah, son, Danny's adopted YOUR feral ass like a grumpy cat. He's co-parenting you with Bruce now. Eat your kale *noms while Tim screams in fury in the background*

Like? Would Bart and Kon even HELP him? This dude is nice! Regrowing the whole MISSING SPLEEN certain individuals failed to mention. Making Tim actually take care of himself.... ( > >) (< < ) whoops, they saw nothing! *long steam of TRAITORS sent over text the next day* *wiki links to the spleen and gifs of vampires hissing at the sun sent back*

Danny is so rested. His skin is glowing (more), his crops watered, he's adopted a feral cat-child~ Life is great. Then his ASSHOLE co-parent gets all "why are you possessing my son!?" Like... ? Excuse you? OUR son!? Rude. Some people.

@stealingyourbones @cyrwrites

Short DPXDC Prompts #733

Tim is so tired. He hasn’t slept in days and the amount of caffeine in his system is approaching toxic levels. Desperate and making a series of poor decision from severe sleep deprivation; He summons the Ghost King to make a deal where he never has to sleep again.

[edlucavalden]

Learning to eat with your hands.

[watmalik]

Wolverine being a confirmed boy kisser by Hugh Jackman.