#YES HE DO

[morningsharksworld]

I decided to throw my hat in the ring too :>

I was wondering if I can request just hcs of making out with hazard with a slight hint of suggestive please and thank u 😽

YAAAAAAAA HELL YEAAAAHHHHHHHH, I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this i might sound a lil insane on this ALSO Thank you for being my second request!

How it would be like to make out with Hazard aka Findlay Docherty (SLIGHT NSFW)

- Unrelenting Confidence

Hazard is the type to take the lead unapologetically. He leans in like he already knows you’ve been waiting for this, his smirk daring you to keep up with his intensity.

- Rough Around the Edges

His kisses are anything but gentle; there’s a raw electric energy to the way he moves. He’s the kind to bite your lip just hard enough to leave a lingering ache, only to soothe it with a deep, lingering kiss right after. But if you can’t keep up or it’s too much for you to handle, he would actually try his best to be gentle. (no promises though)

- Playful Teasing

Hazard doesn’t just kiss you—he taunts you. He knows just how much his accent makes you melt and if it just to tease you? He will not shut the fuck up. He’ll pull away just as things are getting heated, chuckling low as if to say, “Is that all ye’ve got, love? Thought ye’d be puttin’ up a better fight.” before diving back in even rougher.

- Dominating Presence

While Hazard might come off as a cocky, unrelenting top at first glance, there’s a deeper, more vulnerable layer hiding behind his swagger. He thrives on praise, though he’d never admit it outright. Between kisses, if you so much as breathe out a soft: “You’re so good at this” or let slip a dazed, “I can’t get enough of you” it’s like flipping a switch. His grip tightens, his kisses grow more desperate, even buck his hips against yours to get some friction in his pants and a dark flush would spread across his cheeks. He freezes for half a second, his smirk faltering before doubling down. “Och, keep talkin’ like that, and I’ll show ye just how good I can be.” Congratulations, you got yourself a dog :].

- Bite Marks

Hazard has no problem with leaving reminders of your time together. He’ll nip along your jawline, neck, chest and even your thighs just hard enough to mark his territory without going too far. Every mark he leaves feels deliberate, like a signature. He even went as far as to suggest for you to wear shorts or skirts around him to show them off once, needles to say he only got some playful punches out of you.

- Chaotic Passion

There’s an unpredictability to him. One moment, his kisses are slow and teasing, and the next, they’re consuming, as if he’s determined to memorize every inch of your body.

- Aftermath

When it’s over, he’ll pull back just enough to lock eyes with you, that trademark smirk firmly in place as he takes in your flushed face and disheveled state. His only comment? A cocky, “Ye’d best catch yer breath now, lass, ‘cause ye’ll need it next time.”

[geosb]

-We are supposed to be the good guys... -we are.

[steakballs]

My bg3 tav!!! Her name is Nue. Youd never expect it but she has been carrying around gales hand. Why are two fingers missing, you ask? Because she fucking ate them.

She has rabies, isnt she cute?

[nettledevilart]

[nekomataizzu]

”hey Izzu you’re attacking people during Artfight right?”

“…”

YEAH SO UUHHHH ABOUT THAT

[janeelyakiri]

Phoenix! Dream looks fuzzy can I hug him?

"Of course little light! Come close, I do not bite~"

[scriptedencryptid]

Feral Kaz > soft kaz

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Will: He don't bite

The campers:

Nico:

The campers:

Nico *growls*

Will *oblivious to it*

Nico *attempts to bite campers*

Campers: YES HE DO

[codebreaker-0]

My anons are telling me you need to go to bed

-Tye

No I don’t 👍

[captain-lessship]

“What is wrong with you?”

First animated crush was literally pollution that was voiced by Tim Curry.

[carmello-matcha]

CARMEN WHAT THE F-

[verycorrectlegomovie]

Emmet, to Sweet Mayhem: Okay, now observe.

Emmet: EVERYONE, the floor is lava!

Benny: *helps Unikitty, GCBC, and Metalbeard onto the counter*

Rex: *pushes Batman, Watevra, and Lucy off the couch*

Emmet: As you can see, there are two types of people.

[vyunok-obyknovenniy]

This 17th century drawing of a hare made my day

[theinternetisfulloftrash]

DYLAN FUCKING O'BRIEN, YOU EITHER USE THAT TONGUE ON ME OR PUT IT AWAY!

I know this was probably in reference to something VERY specific that I posted... my best guess is THIS (because of timing of other waiting asks), but honestly? He's always at it with that problematic fucking thing... so it could just be a general statement of fact. For the record? I concur *shoves independent-thought-alarm out of the way to be first in line*

[evilminji]

.....Danny will take it. Like? This fool has dealt with Desiree and her genie bull for YEARS? You think he can't outwit YOUR sleep deprived butt?

But consider.... Paperwork(tm). He is... So Tired. The council WONT stop whining, the observant are assholes, some "laughing warlock" or whatever keeps SELLING HIMSELF.... he wants to sleep! Just a wee little break. YOU don't want to sleep you say?

Well fuckin DEAL, roomshare! Budge over. Your bed looks FANCY and those sheets look soft! Welcome to "Supernatural Deals Wording 101" kid, you got played. *passes out in Tim's body on Tim's bed*

And SORRY councilmen! You know the rules! He can't help YOU if he's in the middle of a summoning or fulfilling a deal! Ancient Law remember? Oh but he's abusing that? Well GEE, if only we had gone over the laws and modernized them! Like I ASKED! Maybe closed those abusable loopholes! Oh well... sucks for you~~~

And just? Tim is seething? He's never BEEN so well rested. So HEALTHY. There are VEGTABLES in his kitchen! How DARE that Ghost King make himself breakfast and feed Tim ACTUAL NUTRITION! What's next? Regular sunlight?! Hissssssss

It's the exactly opposite of being possessed by a demon. Constantine won't even help. Just looked at him, pointed, and started laughing. He REFUSES to admit how badly he's messed up to Bruce. Refuses! Somebody on JLA Dark should be able to help!

And yeah... most of them can. Heck, ALL of them could. So could superman, Martian manhunter, and wonder woman. By you know... Asking Politely. But Tim? Nah, son, Danny's adopted YOUR feral ass like a grumpy cat. He's co-parenting you with Bruce now. Eat your kale *noms while Tim screams in fury in the background*

Like? Would Bart and Kon even HELP him? This dude is nice! Regrowing the whole MISSING SPLEEN certain individuals failed to mention. Making Tim actually take care of himself.... ( > >) (< < ) whoops, they saw nothing! *long steam of TRAITORS sent over text the next day* *wiki links to the spleen and gifs of vampires hissing at the sun sent back*

Danny is so rested. His skin is glowing (more), his crops watered, he's adopted a feral cat-child~ Life is great. Then his ASSHOLE co-parent gets all "why are you possessing my son!?" Like... ? Excuse you? OUR son!? Rude. Some people.

@stealingyourbones @cyrwrites

Short DPXDC Prompts #733

Tim is so tired. He hasn’t slept in days and the amount of caffeine in his system is approaching toxic levels. Desperate and making a series of poor decision from severe sleep deprivation; He summons the Ghost King to make a deal where he never has to sleep again.

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.