#YERMS. FUCK

[indecisive-dizzy]

This is so Daisey/Eddie coded I’m spiraling rn I love them

Also should I make a Daisey/Eddie or Daisey/Howdy playlist? I have more ideas for the Daisey and Eddie one, but I like the Daisey and Howdy idea a little more :,3

god that song is so good thx for giving me a new lil jam

I say both! throw the ideas for the Daisey/Eddie one down then crack into the Daisey/Howdy one! and I say that bc idk how ur mind works but ik if I don't get an idea down quickly enough it's banished to the shadow realm never to return lmao so yeaaa

Srsly tho I make so many playlists all the time,, so I encourage just going for both! the more the merrier hehe

[codgod]

the prev asker is scared but I AM NOT. alexander hamilton exchanged love letters with his brother in arms, john laurens. in a letter, hamilton stated that if he could marry laurens, he would. but history will call them fightmates u_u unfortunately john laurens fucking died during the american revolution which sucks because he seemed decent for the people of his time. aka he thought black people should have rights. im not saying alex didn’t also love eliza but don’t cover up that this bitch was bisexual <3

im not allowed to talk on hamilton in the rpf context ngl because my fucked up ass has a HAMILTON OC and i love him sooooooo . yerm . :3

i have been awake for about 21 hours i am not conscious enough for this

[danpuff-ao3]

Aaah, I'd meant to send you birthday wishes from work but that obviously failed, so here's a late-evening pop of the champagne cork for you, Danni my dear! I hope you've had the happiest of birthdays, and that you're feeling relaxed and cherished and totally indulged. And I hope you know you're cherished here as well; that you're a gift unto yourself and a delight to know! Also a brilliant author with a narrative voice that hurts the gut and breaks and illuminates the heart, while salvaging splendor from the materials of loss and ugliness. May this year bring you happiness upon happiness and much joy in your own creativity and sense of self!

I wanted to write you a Snarry snippet, but I'm pants at dashing things off in the moment, so it doesn't quite come off to my satisfaction. It doesn't really end; it's just there. But I'm dropping it here anyway because I don't have any other gifts to give you (and I'm still reeling from your latest tour de force).

Have a marvelous vacation! 🍾🎂💝😘💖

"I don't get it," Ron said. "I don't get how you can go from my sister to that awful, ugly git."

"An ugly git with a fanciable arse," Harry joked, fending off irritation at the fact that even his oldest friend refused to understand.

Ron had outgrown the juvenile impulse to mime sticking his finger down his throat, but he still grimaced in disgust as he said, "You're barking. Let's be honest, you of all people could have anyone you – "

Harry cut him off with a glare, and Ron caught himself before straying too far into rubbishy Boy Who Lived territory.

A few seats over, Charlie slanted Harry a speculative glance, as if intrigued by the topic of Snape's arse. Harry hid a smile but was canny enough not to oblige him.

He wanted to tell them You haven't a clue. Because it wasn't only about a nice arse. Severus did have his moments of beauty. Severus had his moments of belonging so completely to Harry that it blotted out everything else.

But those moments weren't meant for just anyone. They weren't meant for Ron or Charlie Weasley, for Hermione or Luna or Ginny. For all that Severus liked to insinuate their sexual compatibility into public places, there was a privacy to having a relationship with him, a sacrosanct quality that made everything five times more intense than Harry was used to.

Yes, Harry had been profoundly disturbed at first to discover it was Severus Snape's hard-faced respect, Snape's coal-black pessimism and tendency to bristle and stand his ground – even when his ground was patently wrong – that sent his cock and his temper soaring.

And Severus, after his initial recoil and ice-cold certainty that he was being pranked, had exploited that knowledge to the hilt.

Unfortunately, Ron couldn't just leave it. "It's not so much that it's a bloke, Harry. But why limit your, erm – " His discomfort smeared the words together into a smirk-worthy yerm, and the rest of the sentence proved what Harry had suspected, that he and Hermione were discussing Harry's love life behind his back. " – your erotic possibilities? No one in their right mind would call Snape sexy."

Exasperated, Harry almost shot back that no one had ever been concerned about how he was limiting himself when he was fucking a girl. But since that girl had been Ginny, it would be beastly to talk about her like that.

Then he considered mentioning the fact that, far from feeling limited, he didn't think he could take much more possibility in his sex life, as Severus would do anything he wanted.

It was true. Having bluffed his way through his own insecurity, braced every bloody time for Harry to mock him – because Severus hadn't yet got beyond his conviction that Harry was immensely more experienced than he, and that his own deprivation in this area made him, as a forty-something man, ridiculous – Severus would submerge completely in the 'erotic possibility' and take Harry with him.

PI!!!! My dear sweet friend. I am lost for words. 🥹 You are much too kind to me (which I fully appreciate.) I had the most lovely of birthdays, with much joy and indulgence! Sunny days, magical sights, and heaps of delicious food! But best of all was all the love sent my way. I am truly blessed to have so many generous, darling people in my life. 🥰

Now...ahem. [TW: fangirl shrieking ahead]

Truly, the Universe has smiled on me for my birthday! After all, imagine had this little snippet not existed???? When it's so very much everything I want and need from Snarry!!!!

Things I love:

Ron (and co.) not really "getting" Snarry? Biggest checkmark. Not enough of that out there!

Outright accusations of "ugly" [insert dreamy sigh here]

Snape's fanciable arse??? I know you've written that before and truly if any bit of Snape has to be stunning, if not his cock, then his arse will do! (But truly, both would be just fine by me!)

Severus did have his moments of beauty. Severus had his moments of belonging so completely to Harry that it blotted out everything else. -- I'm not sobbing, you're sobbing. But really, it's moments like these that make me LOVE the "ugly" word. It's why I LOVE honing in on other people's opinions and issues, and beauty standards, it's kicking them square in the balls! Yes, he's ugly in a sense. But that doesn't mean he's not beautiful. And really, isn't that the most perfect example of beauty? When it's everything within shining without? (Okay let me tuck my feelings back in there, sorry about that.)

More of Severus using personal details as weapons, as in: their sexual compatibility. To shock and horrify those around them. It feels quite petty on the surface, but also an almost defense mechanism deep down (even if he doesn't quite see it.) The whole "If I say it first, it won't hurt me if you say it" idea. Because if he's using it to shock/horrify people, then it won't matter when they're shocked/horrified. Or, even as punishment for being shocked/horrified. Truly, I'm obsessed. What a perfect bastard he is. (With quite the fanciable arse, I've heard.)

and stand his ground – even when his ground was patently wrong – hi yes it's me I'm in love.

Also Severus initially thinking the whole thing is a prank???? YES YES EXACTLY.

no one had ever been concerned about how he was limiting himself when he was fucking a girl. - and Harry too gentlemanly to speak of her like that, haha! Though in fairness, the dude he's fucking is SEVERUS FLIPPIN' SNAPE.

Severus would submerge completely in the 'erotic possibility' and take Harry with him. -- all the possibilities with these 2? 100% my favorite part. All of the passion and obsession and how I'm pretty sure they'll never get enough of each other. And not even just the erotic possibility, mind you, but....well, that erotic possibility sure is something!

Anyway um this was perfect and everything I could have ever wanted and I'm obsessed with it and if you wanted to put it on AO3 I would be in full support of that 👀 But as is I am forever grateful and like sobbing. Because these are my BOYS. 😭 And you do them such justice. You always remind me of why I fell in love with them (on the off chance I'd ever forget haha!)

[artemissoteira]

28, 29, 40, and 63 for ithren!! 👀

thank youuuu my favorite pen pal!!

28. who would they kill? Who would they kill for?

The party. The party. 💀

No, more seriously -- it largely just wouldn't occur to them to kill because it never occurs to them that other people would be a threat. They killed some soldiers when they walked from Typhna to Karaff, but that was early in their time interacting with people and probably largely incidental to just, getting them out of the way. Nowadays they're more likely to just step into the ethereal plane - more efficient. They're busy. They don't have any particular moral feelings about it.

They'd love to kill Aelrard though, absolutely. Anyone who stops them from teleporting like that. If Yerm weren't already dead I'd kill him myself. Although, I guess there did actually turn out to be some logic to the temporal harbor blocking conjuration. Ithren still maintains that it's a needlessly broad restriction as a result of lazy arcane design and is endlessly irked by it.

(They wouldn't actually kill the party, even if you attack them. Not on purpose, anyway. For legal reasons that was a joke.)

29. who would they save? who would they be saved by?

The party. The party. 😭

Nullira, Harbor. Iniko, I hope. No one else really registers instinctively. Though honestly - they'd save anyone they were pointed towards as being in danger. People should be safe.

Someone would have to point them, though, because danger is a very, shall we say abstract concept to them.

40. do they enjoy poetry?

Oh, fun. I think ithren would enjoy poetry that fucks with formatting and language, because language is a very artificial thing to them. Post campaign ithren is going to go become a prolific post-structuralist poet, I've decided. You can't stop me.

63. what fight has scared them the most?

Hahaha. Ithren has never felt fear because the things that matter to them have never been threatened. Never could be, really. They also have a particular, like -- idk, isolationist fatalism?? When it comes to other people's actions. They weren't afraid or worried about the party/Mahety choosing to kill them at Halkifell, because they saw it as not something they could (or should, or would) change or influence. You'd make your decision, as is your right, and then they'd proceed accordingly. There's no point fearing something that is going to happen regardless.

Oh wait, I'm wrong, ithren has been scared. Not technically a fight, but - that first convo in Pasra, when Ingot drew on them, Ithren asked if we were still friends & Kempa made them answer whether they thought the party were their friends first. They didn't like that at all, and wound up giving some qualified answer, because they were scared of saying "yes" and being told that they were wrong.

[rinofwater]

Oh, yeah, now I remember why I don't like to use my school's academic advisors 😒

[meiyaa]

yerm is so fucking funny thats my Soooulmate

[explicitlytheballs]

“Yermalicious” I’m dead the fuck it’s really yerm team for the W but watch when I go see melo play next month imma holler out “OK MELOOOOO DIP I SEE YOU DAMN BOI YOU LOOKING YERMALICIOUS” and we have good seats literally it was like 100 and something for courtside so I’m about to shoot my shot

Aww fuck you gon girl 😭😭

[jobone123]

Why YACHT JAYSON wont die for the block ERASER was DOWNTOWN VS HOUSE

I WAS RAISED DOWNTOWN 16 YEARS AGO I know what happened VIRGINS

About the pool came with the 711 YACHT ASK WHY SUNRISE JASON bleeds

Because free drinks at 711 beat Walmart CHAEPER CIGARETTES

E every downtown building had a 711 KITCHEN

ERASER WOULD BE ISLAND NEEFED SNOW snow jason never left the block BLACKSON said he never got off the desert

IT WAS FISH SCIENCE

KAT SAID TO JAYSON YOU WANT TO FUCK ME n satellite pina SAYS PUT YOUR DICK IN ME WITHOUT A CONDOM with condom fine

WHAT IS FUCK#

NASA desert n NATO snow

TERMS OFF A LIST

COVID TERMS 19 YERMS MASS NUC #SOUNDS what are gold satellite ping a

SAT BAE never said she needed YACHT blood did SNOW CALLED IT FUNNY

My fake gem wife house bombed this 1 island house

She recruits a black man from island 60 years old to snow n he builds her a war plane

She gets into the warplane n BOMBS every fake gem house on the island

[wearetheparanormal]

YERM AS FUCK MY GUY!!!

I just wanna say you tagged that post with drinks as ‘YERM’, PLEASE DO NOT EDIT IT!!!! It made me laugh I hope you have a good day <3

PLEASELKRJS I FORGET OTHER PEOPLE READ MY TAGS....the drinks were yerm asf what can i say

[dococt86]

Me and the boo was talking about controlling our narrative. People will drag your name in the mud but the way we react or dont react either gives life or death to it. Overall we're cool peoples....no need to complain about folks...at least on this post lol.....just know this...we are blessed.....on our own path of being an adult and dealing with the world in our own way. Everyday aint sunshine and rainbows but it's not always cloudy. As long as you know who you are.....or on that path of self discovery....fuck everybody else. #DocOct #Growingupainteasy #Wealllearning #Staytrue from @raspy_rawls - People can’t destroy or stain what they ain’t create nor build.. Some People actually know you in real life and know about your actions in real life.. That chitter chatter won’t even matter Yerme.. Stick to Your Script.. Fuk wat a hater got to say.. Ain’t enough time to hate at the state we’re in.. - #regrann https://www.instagram.com/p/B0TczUfBWuf/?igshid=17vaxpe81c5xt

[likecactiforwater-blog]

My brain so freaky overactive and over-analytical, I swear.

Listening to Marvin Gaye by Charlie Puth last week, normal normal, when,

Brain: You know what Marvin Gaye means, but what does it mean?

Me: [Suddenly has to know, googles furiously]

       Figurative context: (As expected) To get it on, sex etc. etc.

       Literal context: A singer that wrote some pretty soulful, sexy songs.

Brain: That his real name? Naw, that has to be a stage name. What’s his real name?

Me: Isn’t that it? His parents-

Brain: No.

Me: [Slave to the brain googles]

      Marvin Gaye: American singer, songwriter etc.

      Marvin Gaye: born Marvin Pentz Gay Jr. to Alberta and Marvin Gay Sr.

Brain: Knew it. But why though?

Me: Maybe he was being troubled in the industry for-

Brain: Hmm. I wonder why . . . Got it. Scramble it like Tom Riddle.

Me: But wh-

Brain: Fool, listen.

Me: [Scrambles]

Brain: VAGINA YERM.

Me: What. The-

Brain: What does yerm mean?

Me: [Googles, naturally]

      Literal context: A period in a lunar calendar.

      Figurative context: Sperm???

Brain: Yar. That’s why it’s not a solo; Charlie had to do it with Meghan.

Me: -Fuck.

Brain: Exactly.

Me: Go away.

Brain: But wait. When you scramble Tom Marvolo Riddle, instead of I am Lord Voldemort, doesn’t it say Lord Voldemort MIA, cause you know, he was missing in action after he couldn’t kill a baby, or maybe it’s because he actually survived again and just in hiding and no one knows.

Me: . . .

Brain: NO WAIT. You can also get Marmot Dildo-lover. He just a dirty, pesky rodent that just won’t die cause all he wants is some luuvvvvv.

Me: . . .

Brain: Start rolling on the ground. That is some hilarious shit right there.

I need a break.

[loursbaron-blog]

Berlin - 3 - 10 mai

Eh oui, encore a Berlin. Mais quand même il y a 3 ans, me semble ms dernière visite ici. Je me souviens: metro stations, straat, bars, museums, sex clubs...🐷 C'est une de mes villes préféres en europe. De plus c'est encore abordable en yerme de coût, di on compare à des villes comme Madrid, Barcelone...mais je vais wuand même y passer 1 mois et fuck les $. Ici, comme ça semble généralisé en europe, le printemps tarde à s' installer. Cette fois-ci cela doit être imputable a Marine LePen 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 ou des effets secondaires de Trump. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Dans tous les situations c'est plus pareil comme fans le temps d'Obama.

[sashibunbun]

Guys, it's two fucking fictional characters in a movie series that was already a dumb popcorn movie and a company using social media to advertisr. It ain't that deep, in fact it's the peak of everest in yerm of depth.

I’m losing my shit asghjkl. I can’t believe it’s real. Someone out there, really took time to make a video, against Waffle House, titled « Waffle House Supports Abuse of Women: Reylo JFC!» and posted it on YouTube. Why? Because the Waffle House community manager on twitter supported reylo lmao????

THERE IS 44 CRACKHEAD WHO LIKED THIS VIDEO!!

[sour-dudes-blog]

Finally decided to make the switch to Spotify and I’m so happy that they have all my Thai bands on there!

[godswrist]

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[thesolprovider13-blog]

This is very close to where I live!!!!!! Damn!!!!!@Regrann from @tonymackaveli1 - You know better than to fuck with me or the homie @Regrann from @raspy_rawls - 37 fully dressed on the beach with all his info on him🤔🤔 Eye gotta hurrup and put the rest of this money to the side for my hitmen yerme.. Cause my ppl already have instructions if Eye die mysteriously.. PRIVATE AUTOPSY AND KILL ALL MALES IN EVERYBODY'S FAMILY WHO HAS A HAND IN IT.. KILL ME AND THE EXAMPLE EYE LEAVE BEHIND WILL BE TALKED ABOUT 4EVERRRRRRR.. We gotta make it a penalty to touch our ppl.. Eye shoot and my ppl shoot too.. You should be a shooter too yourself yerme.. Too much fuk shyt going on for you to be outchea unprepared.. #StayReady Sponsored By The #UpCommunity - #regrann - #regrann