#YEEeesssss

[pearl-blue-musings]

MY FAVORITE LOL

Are you sure you wanna write Adam and only one bed trope??????

AHAHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAH OMGGGGG

“What the fuck do you mean there’s one bed you dumb bitch?”

You roll your eyes and thank the hotel concierge and take your bags toward the elevator. “She means,” you try to downplay his words. “The room we booked is only one bed and all that’s available.”

Adam rolls his eyes and quickly walks toward your assigned room. He jams the the key into the slot and opens the door. He throws his bag onto the bed and flops onto it. “Really? I thought she was talking to the people behind us. No shit there’s only one bed! I can fucking see that, I’m on the one bed!” He sighs and runs his hand down his face. “Don’t they know who the fuck I am??”

You roll your eyes and push his bags off the bed. “We’re literally in hell on a recon mission.” You sigh deeply and rub your eyebrows. “Lute couldn’t be here so I’m here with you. Since you’re fucking Adam-“

“I thought I told you to call me dick master.”

“What the fuck ever, you’re gonna sleep in the bed and I’ll sleep on the floor,” you finally finish. You look around the room for an extra pair of linens and start to get your “bed” ready on the floor. You miss Adam take off his mask and roll his eyes at you getting comfortable on the floor. Against his better judgement after changing into something more comfortable, he sighs and moves to one side of the bed.

He coughs to get your attention. “Hey, you look like an idiot on the floor. Just,” he sighs, “take this small part of the bed. Don’t touch me alright?”

You squint your eyes in suspicion but follow his words. You carefully get into the bed and take up only about 10% of it. Adam finally relaxes and takes most of the covers. He spreads out almost spread eagle, his hand hitting the back of your head as you lay on your side. You grip the sheets with a shiver as you’re annoyed at how comfortable he is taking up most of the bed. You continue to feel him shift in his sleep and you try to finally find some yourself.

About 30 minutes in, you suddenly feel a pair of hands on your waist and your body being pulled in.

You give a tiny yelp and suddenly feel his warm body behind yours. You don’t dare move for fear of what he’ll say, but you tru anyways. “Umm, Adam? Why are you…?”

“I swear to god bitch if you don’t shut the fuck up and let me cuddle you.” He pauses, his breath hot on your neck as his legs intertwine with yours. “Having someone close fucking helps me sleep, bitch. And, you’re someone I actually tolerate more than Lute.”

For as long as you’ve worked with him, you’ve never heard Adam sound like this, his voice strangely demure. You hide your smile from him as you place your hands over his. Behind you, Adam blushes and pulls you tightly into him. He won’t admit it, but he’s secretly glad there is only one bed as he’s able to touch you in ways he’s only imagined.

But he’ll never tell you that, he’d have to be on his death bed to get a confession out of him.

[nutmeggery]

seeing people post "the tumblr osmosis got to me" and "tumblr won I'm watching interview with the vampire"

[tacosaysroar]

[hai2700]

So excited for the new game so I drew Echoes of Wisdom Zelda!

[wahoo-stomp]

WOOOOOOOOO

[dressycobra7]

you are going to revive my love for one piece, I don't need this right now /j

yeeeessss let’s gooo!! I’ll be happy to revive ur love for one piece 😌!

[unlimited-nobu-works]

[st5lker]

BURN IN HELL YOU OLD BITCH

[ilovefredjones]

me when it’s listen to the same song on repeat whilst playing the sims for 3hrs straight time

[doodlerdoodle]

@simonpegg IG stories

[thatoneweirdo14]

THE IAN SONADOW TALK AAAAAAAAAA

I HAVE ENOUGH SONADOW FUEL TO KEEP ME AND MY GREAT GRANDKIDS GOING FOR THE NEXT 10 GENERATIONS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

[blueengland]

me when my slimes

[cabbagegunk]

SHES HERE SHES HERE PEACE AND LOVE IN PLANEG WORLD

[snurtsnurt]

Ooooooo Tessa's got some flair, some pizzazz. Looks like a queen, huh Corrick? Yes, girlie pops, you curtsy your little defiant heart out gracefully AND aggressively.

[hai2700]

Just saw the new game! So excited for playable Zelda!

[silvaradragontear]

Yeeeeeessssss Nordman went to the final!