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ffxiv and magic traditions: a very self-indulgent and nonsensical âââessayâââ
as a joke i said âhaha what if i went off and described each of my ocâs magical abilities but in terms of pathfinderâs magic traditions,â but then no one stopped me, so itâs no longer a joke. anyway.
this will come as a shock, iâm sure, but i play a lot of tabletop rpgs, especially pathfinder 2e. as much as i love ffxivâs armory system as a mechanic (getting to take multiple classes! one one character! with no penalties! itâs fantastic!) the inherent mechanical limits on each class as a result justâŚbore me, frankly, from a worldbuilding standpoint; i much prefer the inherent flexibility of ttrpgs, where even two characters with identical classes and ancestries can play entirely differently. hence i like to draw inspiration from ttrpgs when doing my own worldbuilding for my ffxiv characters.
some necessary background: when i say âmagic traditionsâ iâm referring to pf2âs four traditions: arcane, divine, primal, and occultâyou might also hear these referred to as âspell lists.â these are separate from the eight schools of magic that you see in a lot of ttrpgs (including pf2 and 5e), such as evocation, divination, necromancy, abjuration, etc. put simply, the school of magic dictates what a spell does, but the casterâs magic tradition dictates where the power to cast it comes from, which will make more sense in a second if it doesnât already.
also, obligatory because-this-is-the-internet disclaimer: these are my personal headcanons and class interpretations, applied for my own worldbuilding purposes to my own interpretation of the game world, i am not trying to dictate how you should play the game or write your story, you do you, etc.
with that out of the way: HERE WE GO
iâm starting with haruki mostly because heâŚactually doesnât do much magic in the way of spellcasting, but he definitely has magical abilities, being a not-quite-dragoon. (i like to call him âwaterbender with a pointy stick.â) instead of drawing upon the power of his ~inner dragon~ (he doesnât have one), his supernatural abilities are a blessing from the auspice seiryu, which makes him a classic example of a divine caster. the most common divine casters in a lot of systems would be clerics, but it really just means that a characterâs magical abilities are given as blessings from some sort of divine entity. on his own, haruki is not capable of breathing underwater or summoning tidal waves, but he possesses the power to do those things because the power is on loan from seiryu. itâs also important to note that just because he has power from seiryu doesnât mean he worships seiryu; itâs pretty standard fare in the pathfinder universe for characters to receive divine blessings unasked-for, and sometimes unwanted (this is, like, the entire premise of the oracle class, and iâd argue also fits pretty perfectly with the oracles of light and darkness in ffxiv as well, but thatâs a subject for another post).
iâm lumping adelaine and sjanna together because, not only do they practice the same magic tradition, they both practiced multiple traditions over the course of their respective lives. addie, who was enrolled in the conjurerâs guild while growing up in the black shroud, and sjanna, who was raised a servant of the green word in golmore jungle, both started their journeys as magical practitioners of the primal tradition. not to be confused with ffxivâs primals, the summoned entities, primal magic is drawn from nature and a connection to the natural worldâdruids would be the iconic primal casters in most game systems. the line between primal and divine casting can get a little fuzzy sometimes, especially once you get into things like the elementals (who are sentient nature spirits worshipped in their own rights), but i ultimately lumped addie and sjanna into the primal tradition because conjury, from what weâve seen, is about drawing aether from the land itself (and the elementals are depicted as âvoices of the landâ). the green word as it appears in ffxiv, similarly, is close to the green faith as it appears in pathfinder: a code that demands respect, reverence, and preservation of the natural world. addie learned magic as a conjurer who drew power from the land around her, and sjanna learned magic as a keeper of the wood who revered the green word. later in life, addie (who had suffered emotional and medical abuse under the conjurersâ guild) and sjanna (who committed anathema to the green word by deliberately causing harm to the wood) stopped being practitioners of primal magic, although addie left it behind willingly while sjanna had her power stripped from her.
so both of them instead re-trained in the arcane magic tradition. arcane magic is like, your stereotypical locked-in-a-tower wizard who spends all their time poring over spellbooksâthey make a study of magic and use logic and rationality to categorize and control magic. ffxivâs arcanists are also (fittingly) a good example of arcane magic as it appears in pathfinder. the arcane tradition relies upon casting spells from constructs, like magical diagrams or matrices, which can be physical (like the arcanistâs grimoire, in addieâs case, as she goes on to become a scholar) or a mental construct (which sjanna prefers, being more of a staff-wielder than a book-toter). itâs also worth noting that, in the case of pathfinder (and as iâm using it here), arcane magic draws mostly on the casterâs reserves, rather than drawing on power from an external source like divine and primal magic. addie learned arcane magic as a means of retaining her power without giving up her agency to an elemental tradition that had harmed her; sjanna took it up to reclaim abilities that had been taken from her, but this time under her own power. i just think itâs neat.
and last but not least: hanami. if youâre wondering why she hasnât come up before now, itâs because i am cracking open a refreshing cold can of my bullshit (drk theorycrafting). settle in.
âbut cyan,â you say, âisnât hanamiâs whole thing that she keeps insisting she is not a damn mage?â yes it is. however, hanami is a filthy fucking liar. hanami, as a dark knight, is a practitioner of the occult magic tradition.
occult magic is definitely the least-understood of the four magic traditions, both in the in-universe pathfinder flavor text and on a meta level by the players. the word occult probably brings to mind, like, a circle of hooded figures with candles and weird rituals to summon some horrible tentacled creature from whatever great beyond, but per in-universe texts on occult magic, these practitioners are benefiting more from sheer dumb luck than an actual understanding of occult magic, which is best demonstrated by the iconic occult casters of pathfinder: bards.
occult magic draws its power from the concept of a shared narrative. practitioners at their finest use magic to invoke symbols commonly understood by its beneficiaries (or victims) that, in turn, causes some secondary effectâusually an emotional reaction (you see a lot of mental spells on the occult spell list). in the case of a bard, they will most typically use song, but dark knights as written in ffxiv do the exact same thing. per the lv 30 unlock quest, dark knights are fueled by fear, pain, and rage (and, as we oh-so-memorably learn in the 50-60 questline, all of these are superceded by love, kupo), but the flavor text of several of the drk abilities (back in ye olden days when we actually got flavor text) also include references to emotional manipulation. per enyclopedia eorzeaâs description of Unleash (the starting aoe skill): âReleasing his pain and rage upon nearby foes, the dark knight manifests an inky black circle of spikes on the ground around him. All those caught in its thorns are struck by unreasoning terror, and an irresistible need to claw away at its source.â also from EE1, under the section dedicated to Dark Arts (the conceptual magical practice, not the skill, may she rest in peace): âFueled by the darkness from within, the dark knight employs these techniques to lend an arcane edge to the blows of her greatsword. Though known for their disdain for shields, the fighting style of the earliest dark knights was nevertheless built upon mundane swordplay, and it was not until several centuries later that one of their order first unlocked the secrets of the dark arts.â
we know from the very start of the class questline that dark knights are something of a folktale to ishgardians; the npc who starts the unlock quest talks about dark arts practitioners, and even later in the lv 63 quest, an npc named Lowdy (you know, the waitress who poisoned you back in falconâs nest like 3 patches ago) explicitly mentions being told stories about dark knights as a child. (based on the relevant npcsâ social stations, it probably varies whether the mythical dark knights are presented as folk heroes or bogeymen.) âbut cyan,â you say, âcan you get to the fucking point?â
yes i can. my theoryâonce again, i direct you to the âthis is me playing in a sandboxâ disclaimerâis that the original dark knights didnât use dark arts or magic because there was no narrative surrounding them. the first dark knights, being the founders of the discipline, didnât have the benefit of a ready-made reputation to go with the greatsword and the heavy armor: by the modern day, when the warrior of light and sidurgu and fray take up the mantle, dark knight evokes a very specific image that instills fear, and pain, and rageâwhich they then harness for their own ends. dark knights use the shared narrative of âbig fucking scary knight with big fucking scary forbidden magicâ to actually do that magic: the belief and the fear is the source of their power.
also just, one of these days i will go off about dark knights and akasa/dynamis, but this is already long and iâm already getting off-track, let me just put a pin in that.
so hanami, as an occult caster, uses Unleash and summons a big circle of spikes in the ground. scary! that image, which is pretty universally interpreted as threatening, achieves the effect of inducing terror in anyone caught in those spikes, because the magic is powered by the narrative of âbig honkinâ thorns made of pure darkness = danger.â on the flipside, the dark knight also draws power from loveâthe specific example we see is the love a knight bears for their charge. (additional side-rant that folks like @starswornoaths and @autumnslance could do better than me: better paladin story than the paladin story.) what is The Blackest Night skill, if not a manifestation of that story of devotion and adoration?
âŚthis definitely got off track and if youâre still here you get a medal. the medal is metaphorical though. ty for enjoying my rambling, if youâre interested in more information about the pathfinder magic traditions, i pulled a lot of the stuff above from the Secrets of Magic sourcebook, which contains a ton of cool worldbuilding about magic, including stuff about the traditions, the eight magic schools, and the four magical essences that i didnât even get into here because theyâre not immediately relevant, but they are cool. also: if this was fun enough that you want to incorporate the magical traditions into your own worldbuilding, obviously you can because iâm not a cop, but also tell me about it!!! show me your divine red mages or your arcane paladins or whatever cool and funky stuff you wanna do!!! talk multiclassing to me!!!
thank you for reading bye!!!
#final fantasy xiv#journal#oc: hanami hagane#oc: haruki hagane#oc: sjanna eldfalk#oc: adelaine anselout#worldbuilding#YEETS THIS INTO THE ABYSS
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I will find you
Blondie, I thought you should hear this from me before you hear it somewhere else. Something happened at Adamant. The Inquisitor and a group of their people fell through a rift â from what I understand, it took them to the Fade, physically. Shouldn't be possible, should it? Anyway. Doesn't matter. The point is, Hawke was with them. He didn't make it back. The Inquisitor says he stayed behind to buy them the time they needed to make it out. I'm sorry. Varric Don't do anything stupid.
#dragon age#da2#anders#handers#hawke#mhanders#dafanart#my art#is this a dream?#did anders find a way to yeet himself into the fade?#what IS hawke#good questions carry on#into the abyss
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Random mustachello update lets go
Time to start the butt krang arc
Prev, next
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt krang#mustachello#rottmnt au#future donnie#i wonder#if now tumblr will let me post this#or yeet it somewhere idk where#for the...5th? time#i don't know#all I know is that tumblr wants to toss mustachello into abyss#honestly thats where he belongs#lmao
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Look look, on the whole Pikmin 4 is way easier than 1 or 2. However running Pikmin 4 Cavern for a King, no-time-resets, would really be the dark souls of Pikmin.
#chrissy speaks#chrissy plays pikmin#pikmin#sure sure 70% of the CfaK levels are easy with the right squad balance#but KEY WORD squad-balance#i lost some good men (min) to the poison puffstool on floor 1#and the blowhogs yeeted half my crew into the abyss#and Empress and Sovereign both fucked my shit on the first few resets.#like if I wasn't time-resetting. then im definitely hitting the Sirehound at like. half capacity#I just got to Sirehound but I know from my first play through I reset on him like. 10 times#if it's also a no-glow-pikmin run then truly. this is peakmin
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ran a VtM session today where between us we had SIXTEEN botches. The dice just wanted all these bitches dead
#we had leo getting lost in the abyss#the lasombra nearly getting yeeted into the abyss#michael accidentally killed one of his own ghouls#tertius blood bonding 2 to emir#emir got literally torn in half#kreska (now Orion) embraced godwin and Ayla at the same time and nearly got fully drained by his two low gen babies
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youâre never fully dressed without a
#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#angel dust#angel dust hazbin hotel#youâre never fully dressed without a smile#Sometimes I disgust myself so much I am tempted to yeet myself into the abyss#i need sleep
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i couldnât find a video of this version so hereâs Rockâs post engagement event if you choose the negative option for my own reference. please enjoy my framerate dropping to hell trying to record anything because of all my mods
#this dude really#whipped out a shroom and vacated the room#bursted with love and flew like a dove#fed me some fungus and ejected (amongus)#said bon appetit and hit the yeet#showed shiitake and blocked me#made me tank a love explosion then fled across the ocean#said âi go off So Easy!â and was gone with the breezy#told me âdineâ and dashed#said âeat itâ and beat it#made me consume a eukaryote and then boarded a ferry boat#gave it to me raw and said âtime to withdrawâ#fed me something unseasoned and said existence deletion#refused to use condiments and then left the continent#called me his soulmate and drove off through the tollgate#spent no time preparing and then went off wayfaring#filled me with spores and said letâs get divorced#gave my tastebuds some umami then he up and zoomed on me#brought an odd meal and then said âitâs been realâ#shoved a toadstool down my throad then that fool hit the road#made me swallow mycelium and flew off like some helium#plowed after proposal then jumped down the disposal#did not even cook it but man did he book it#shouted âget a load of THIS!â then met the call of the abyss#made me mouth his fruiting body then said beam me up scotty#sos awl#bokumono#rock tumbling (sos)#story of seasons#itâs fine no one will see my horrible puns nightblogging tags arenât real
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#fionna and cake#adventure time#the winter king#candy queen#princess bubblegum#Bonnie said âThis is how I copeâ#Proceeds to use the crown#This is going off of after Simon yeets the crown to the abyss it found its way home#And into the poorly coping Princess Bubblegumâs arms#Winter completely cutting the part out where he also recreated his ice daughter but its fine its fine she doesnt need to know that
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#conceptually this is honestly beyond my video skills lol#and yet here i go#yeeting into the abyss#janeway x seven#whyyyy is it so bad on mobile#j7#kathryn janeway#seven of nine#star trek voyager#*#grissomesque edits
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Thinking of reading SVSS..... I know quite a bit about it already, but I wanna start reading it fr.
Fans of SVSS, could you tell me if I will like it?
#svsss#mxtx svsss#I know a few bit of spoilers ig- like the fact that someone gets yeeted into an abyss apparently??
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If the Hoyo EN cast weren't cowards and actually translated certain relationships correctly then he'd have a top ship
You know what, you're so right bestie and more people should say it (...or at least should stop getting attacked for saying it).
Tangentially related note (assuming anon and I are on the same wavelength; if not I'm so sorry), as I've been a little more engaged in the media, I've decided to continue my fandom deep dive...
AND YALL (not u anon, ur doing great) GOT ME FUCKED UP
With how controversial the whole ragbros/kaeluc thing is, I was like oh are we actually a rarepair or smth?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE A TOP SHIP UNDER THE GENSHIN TAG? NOT ONLY THAT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE ACTUALLY TOP 3??? [as of 6/15/24]
Frankly I think kaeluc antis hate to see girlbosses winning. What if we were just all friends? Maybe- and here me out now- what if we all like... kissed about it... or smth...
(On a more serious note, ty for the ask anon. Also, sorry it took so long. Wasn't expecting to be perceived and I panicked at the disco a lil bit lol. U kno. Normal hot girl shit)
#kaeluc#rat has ask#first ask#yippeeee#probably wont elaborate too much on this in the future tho#just because genshin fandom still scares me a lil#and i dont wanna be burned at the stake just yet#i rly hope i didnt misunderstand tho#thats enough of me ranting tho#i alrdy want to yeet myself into the abyss for being cringe#Day 137 of hiding from my friends
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i literally could not have thought I would care less about this poll. but now people are picking The Wrong Option⢠and Apparently I Have Opinions On This Now
#*screams into pillow*#I SHOULD LITERALLY NOT CARE????#I USE THEM BASICALLY INTERCHANGEABLY???? DEPENDING ON THE BIT???????#AND NOW I AM SOMEHOW UPSET????#ABOUT THE CONJUGATION???#OF FUCKING *Y E E T*?????#SO LIKE. FUCKIN RIP I GUESS#I SAY AS MY SOUL IS FUCKING YEETED/YOTE INTO THE ABYSS
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Another snippet no one asked for:
They don't talk about it. Even amongst the players, Roy never heard a pipe. Jamie never said a word, and Roy didn't have the right to bring it up on his own. They weren't that kind of close; hell at that point in their rocky relationship he wasn't sure you could call them friends.
Friendship or not he knew this: if he ever, ever, caught the lads talking about what happened at Wembley behind Jamie's back, he'd put an abrupt end to it and he wouldn't think twice. It would be the least he could do, after he'd stood aside and-
Useless. He'd been fucking useless. Anger and aggression had carried him his entire career - that night it couldn't move him across a locker room.
It wasn't the first time Roy Kent had gone home after a match with shaking hands, but it was the worst.
#[redacted title] post season three fic#yeeting words into the abyss#i am cautiously optimistic!!#writing update
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do you ever look over all your wips and just literally scream
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#*yeets this to the abyss*#so many random gifs idk#burn gorman#guernica#the consol#my gifs#man i need a tag for burn now fuck#the burn collection#i think queue and I are gonna end up bloody
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the confessionâ˘
Bishop: Okay, does anyone have anything to confess? *general silence* Mihile and the five knights, sweating profusely: All of them: I've sent too many birds to their deaths. Bishop: Whaâ Thunder Breaker: I don't mean to do it! Sometimes I just forget to tell them to change directions! Wind Archer: You would think they'd just stop when they get close to the edge! Dawn Warrior: Why do they keep moving, anyway? They're here to attack the enemy, so why don't they just STAY on the enemy?
#maplestory#cygnus knights#this is of course memeing about cygnus phalanx#where do those birds come from#do the knights just have squads of piyo spearmen to be summoned when needed#or do they like. create fake piyo spearmen using erda or something.#it would explain why they only move forward without you giving them instructions#but the skill says you summon them so like. do the cygnus knights really just have piyo spearmen squadrons ready at all times#and do they just. teleport back home when the skill expires#resistance infantry raises similar questions but at least you can't accidentally yeet them into the abyss
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