#YEAH EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT BERTRAM WAS A FUNNY NAME HES STABBIN YA
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silvcrignis · 1 year ago
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Name: Bertram “Zachary” Joaquin Pointaire || “The Howler”
Blood Status: Lycanthrope/Shapeshifter
Eye colour: Amber/ Black or Grey when I’m real miffed
Age: 23 (He’s stuck there, he be dead)
Birthdate: 3/27/1959
Height: 6'4
Description: Man, this place fucking sucks! Should’ve never killed myself! You know how hard it is to hock stolen goods in a place with no solid commerce system?! ALSO HOW COME ONLY THE TERROR DOME HAS CONSISTENT WI-FI HOW IS THAT FAIR?! Ughhh anyway yeah yeah I used to serial kill in life now I serial kill in death. Oh why did I self delete? Dude, I wasn’t fucking letting the cops catch me & I die on my own terms, they weren’t gonna fire squad me either, mate! Also yeah I was a chemistry major. I know use my knowledge to make acid & poisons. Like watching someone scream & cry when they step into one of the ooze puddles is funny, it’s bright as fuck & smells to high fuck, these people are so fucking dumb!
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