#YAAAYYYY BOYS!!!

[doomednarrative]

You've come to save me right? Please avenge me. You're still saying that?

[bloodcoveredgf]

no matter how difficult life gets pubic hair will always be there... bush will always be there.. armpit hair will always be there

[gojosattoru]

my sister came to out house to be a bit with us and she told us a bombastic news omg!!!! I'M GOING TO BE A AUNT!!!! AAAAHHHH!!! SHE'S PREGNANT!!! I'M SO HAPPYYYYYY!!! GONNA HAVE A LIL BABBY ON OUR FAMILY!! I'M SO PROUD AND OVERJOYED FOR HER!!! HEHEHE HOPE EVERYTHING WILL GO WELL!!! 🙏🙏🙏

[rpfisfine]

hello!! it's idat twt video anon back from the dead (I'm terrible at maintaining conversation)

I wanna thank you again for being a hub for our collective insanity, I've been scrolling through your blog lookin at what boyboy deep cuts I've missed and oh BOY the oil video is quite something. and I feel like I should share /my/ deepcut that I found even though it's nowhere near the same genre as the other stuff but a fellow man of culture (aleksa enjoyer) will appreciate it I think

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7s9nvk

so I watch idats one man band video maybe every week because one man band aleksa has such a grip on the creases of my brain folds, and one day I was lightly searching, perusing if you will, to see if he's done more music stuff and I found this gem courtesy of dailymotion user HankSydney. about half an hour of Aleksa singing what I assume is Serbian folk and honestly what a treat. none of us have ever done even close to what would be enough to deserve this. wonderful

(im gonna ask if I can give myself one of those anon ID emojis until I can figure out whether to ~unmask~ (come off anon), I propose 🌵)

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HELP ME... you're all completely welcome i myself have been made aware of SO many deep cuts i wouldve legitimately never found out abt on my own thanks to you guys!!!! the oil video is...... lets just say that i saw the greatest minds of my generation destroyed by boy boy oil video.

ohhhhhhh my god im gonna go crazy..... yeah ive known abt his appearance at the serbian festival in sydney for a while now but for some reason ive been putting it off the entire time bc i knew itd obliterate me in a completely different way than any video of him & alex borderline touching penises ever could so thank you for finally forcing me to check it out!!! ive just done the kubrick stare at my monitor for about thirty minutes like im honestly speechless hes SO...... his singing voice is SOOOOOO much deeper than his speaking one and the way he sings is so soulful and emotional you can rly tell how truly passionate he is abt music thats so fucking crazy... plus all of the songs are sooo beautiful im definitely gonna go back with shazam in hand and try to find all of their names like its just that dire for me rn. save me serbian folk music

i need to share this clip at least bc this part fucking gagged me to PIECES... im trying my hardest to be normal but hes sooo charismatic & confident and such a great performer plus he works the crowd rly well...... also every time he looks up after pausing the looper his eyes r so like.. electrifying i need to be sedated i think. tldr hes soooooooo talented & funny & good at what he does twirling my hair hiiiiii aleksa. aleksa heeeyyyy hiii aleksa<33333 if you read this im free on thursday night we could hang out on thursday night when i am free please respond to this im free on thursday night

[newwave-lesbian]

guys i think i might be able to get my old job back yayyyy that means money but also i am going to throw up and pass out and cry every day but that's normal

[werebutch]

I lov eparm chees

[undercoverxs]

[arobinwithoutbatman]

There's something in the way Dick rolls his shoulders, it reminded Tim of when Cisco stretched after doing a half-hearted warning swat because you were too close for too long. He wasn't... entirely sure he was reading this right. Nor was he sure exactly of what he might have done. Best to proceed with caution.

Some days, he really hated therapy making him take a much closer look at the reactions of people around him because now eh was second guessing himself around his family. It helped at times, sure, but he hadn't perfected and fine tuned this new skill yet. If anything, he'd gotten worse at it compared to this time last year.

He appreciated the snack offer though.

"Uhh... not too long ago. Right before-" He cut himself off again.

Because yes, he'd eaten before class... but not the one he'd just had. He'd been running late after napping through lunch. He ducked his head, hand going to the back of his neck, this time in embarrassment.

"Actually, a snack sounds really good. I haven't eaten since breakfast and accidentally napped through lunch." He stretched too, from where he'd been sat, and paced over to Dick. "I'm sorry. I should've asked before dumping all that on you."

"I mean, yeah I guess but-" Tim's jaw snapped shut as he actually considered Dick's words.

Each word rattled around his head, mingling with his classmate's from earlier today. And when he slowed down and actually let himself pay attention, like his therapist was constantly telling him to do, he noticed a few things. One hand hadn't left his pocket because his fist was clenched tight. There was a fluttering in his chest. He could feel all too familiar pinpricks on the back of his neck where sharp fangs had once sank in and then piloted him around.

"Oh..." He said aloud after several minutes. "...guess I know what my next session is gonna be about."

Because moments like this had been happening a lot since he started talking through things with a therapist. Things he could normally squash down and ignore became very physical problems; Tim just wasn't the type to lash out and argue then and there. No. He would seek validation from people, often not realising that they probably weren't the best person to go to in that moment. In this case, Dick was incredibly busy.

Did he even check if Dick had the time or brain power to handle this kind of conversation?

"Sorry." He mumbled. "Do you... want some coffee? Or space?"

[mentallyillstinker]

WHOOOOO YEAHH!!!

Dating Benny headcannons NSFW EDITION!!!

YAAAYYYY (Price is right music plays)

(It's under the cut, obvi, holy shit wait did i put too much? 😭)

Let's get this out of the way real quick, he DOES NOT, repeat, DOES NOT! want a family, he would say it's because he doesn't have time for it or something but really he just wouldn't want to raise kids out in the wasteland. Though he is yknow rich and all that fun stuff, he's still worried.

If ur a guy you don't have to worry about that stuff, unless you want to like, adopt a kid, which I don't think you'd be able to do in the wasteland, unless you literally just go out and take orphans from the side of the road, which I'm sure there probably are.

Back onto the sexy stuff 😘

He's definitely a bottom. I mean, he's a switch rlly, but he probably got tired of all of the prostitutes just letting him do whatever he wants basically. ALSO WHILE ON THE TOPIC OF PROSTITUTES I HOPE THE DOCTORS IN NEW VEGAS KNOW WHAT STDS ARE.

Back on to Benny, sorry I got distracted 😭

He loves hearing you moan, I mean, as long as it's real, he's so used to hearing fake moans that yours sound like music to his ears.

He's also very vocal. He doesn't really care what other people think if he hears him.

He loves loves LOVES when you pull his hair, or like, just be rough with him, in the end he knows you love him.(Awwww)

If he's on top he'll be as gentle as he can be, he knows you can handle more but he just waits until you tell him to be more rough, even then he won't be really.

He just loves putting his hands on you all the time, so obviously expect him to do that when you're fucking, oh wait, ur bouncing on his dick rn? His hands are busy gently holding onto ur waist.

While we're talking about his hands, I just wanna say he has big hands. And I mean, they wouldn't really be calloused because of how he treats himself now. (He treats himself like a pretty little princess)

His eyes will most likely be on you the whole time, he has this like dazed look in his eyes, he's just admiring you don't worry babes 😘. Though his eyes will most likely be on your face. He always wants to make sure you're enjoying yourself.

Benny is not a great kisser, just wanted to say that, it's not really NSFW, but he's a mediocre kisser, he doesn't really kiss prostitutes, and even then it was like a weird French kiss that Benny never knew was coming so he kinda just sat there for a second before he was like, 'oh shit, wait' and tried his best to kiss back.

He will kiss all over ur body though, he loves pampering you and just making you feel loved. Like I mentioned before, he would have to have fell for you HARD if you ended up dating.

He likes to hold your hands when you fuck, I mean, he tries to most of the time, but your hands are too busy doing anything else.

He has a thing for being praised, at first he'd be upset if you called him a good boy, he'd think your calling him a dog or something, but eventually he was like 'hey, I really like that' and would go out of his way to get praised.

He likes thighs, well, he likes it ALL! RAHHHHH!!! but if he's like giving you head his hands will be GRIPPED on ur thighs the whole time.

Like I said he's very vocal, but surprisingly he doesn't just moan like a bitch the whole time, he actually tires to tell you how much he loves you or how good you feel, but most of it is just quiet and breathy and most of the time gets cut off by him moaning or just yelling out fuck.

IDK WHAT ELSE TO PUTTT UGHHHB! At this point I might as well just write a small little story, I mean a oneshot 😭 I forgot what it was called for a second.

[capitalisticveins]

Baaabe HCs yaaayyyy

- Clean freak x100

- Has the BEST wardrobe in the entire cast, listeners included. They don’t have as many shoes as Milo by a longshot, but the shoes they do have are IMMACULATE.

- Only reason Sweetheart said they could outdress David and Angel at their wedding is because it would be impossible to outdress Baaabe.

- Their favorite character is Edna from The Incredibles

- Both them and Angel grew up from humble beginnings, only difference is when they got with someone who had enough money to retire early *cough cough Asher cough cough* they IMMEDIATELY took advantage of the situation

- And no I don’t mean they were only with Asher for his money, I mean whenever they saw something they wanted the puppy-dog eyes and baby voice were activated instantly.

- They’re street smart. But academically? …it’s a miracle they got an office job.

- They take like 40 minutes to get ready in the morning

- Hates, hates, HATES chocolate ice cream.

- Chocolate ice cream specifically, too. They’ll eat chocolate bars, chocolate cupcakes, chocolate milk, chocolate covered strawberries, whatever. But chocolate ice cream? NO.

- Also hates mint ice cream, and mint in general, including mint gum and peppermint candycanes

- Them and Asher follow the Olive Theory. He hates olives, they don’t, so he gives all of the olives that are ever in his food to them.

- Except they don’t actually like olives, or believe in the olive theory, but they think it’s cute that Asher does so they eat the olives he gives them to make him happy.

- Best thighs in the game sorry not sorry

- Never was into sports but they’ll go on a run from time to time

- Was one of those students who never participated in PE but still passed

- Owns at least one pair of heart-shaped sunglasses

- Whenever the pack goes to a beach or pool, they play chicken against each other. (In case you don’t know the game, pairs of people stack on each other and try to push the other players off their partner’s shoulders). Asher and Baaabe are the only couple where the mate is carrying the shifter.

- Baaabe and Madelyn LOVE to trade embarrassing stories about Asher.

- They own a fur coat.

- They owned a pet ONCE in their life. It was a stray cat they found on their way back from elementary school.

- They managed to keep it hidden from their parents for 3 months before it found out how to open their room door. The parents gave it away instantly.

- They prefer cookie dough ice cream, or normal vanilla.

- Used to like rollercoasters, then heard of the Surge, and never went on one again.

- When Sam was added to the Mates GC, they were the only normal one who actually introduced him. Sweetheart and Angel were busy trying to do an “initiation ritual” by spamming the witch emoji.

- Baaabe was usually known as the only normal mate, until Tank and Sam started dating officially.

- BEEFY.

- Can suplex Asher and David.

- They don’t actually know if they can David, they just say they can.

- But they have suplexed Asher before.

- Has called David “Davey” on purpose once.

- David knows them as the “normal one”, and thought he was just hearing things, so he asked them to repeat themselves. They were going to call him Davey again, until they saw Arden, Angel, and Asher all signaling behind him to stop. They called him David.

- Pink and red otter pops are their favorite.

- Has a total of 5 siblings. All younger by more than 3 years. 2 girls and 3 boys.

- When meeting Asher’s parents for the first time, Frank taught them how to fish, and Asher’s mom asked them to read a preview of a book she was working on. It was the most heartwarming experience they’ve ever had.

- Asher’s never met their parents.

- Only on good terms with 2 of their siblings.

- When running, they run slow, but they can run for a long time.

- Only sport they personally say they’re not shit at is Tennis.

- They saved up for months to buy the ring they wanted for Asher, and he’s a light sleeper so it was a PAIN getting his ring size, but it was worth it.

- They would’ve proposed in the indoor date night audio if they knew they were going to have an indoor date night in the first place.

- Can hold secrets like their LIFE depends on it. Want to tell someone a secret but don’t want them to tell anyone else? Baaabe is your best friend.

- Will work overtime (I’m talking double shifts) without telling Asher on accident. Earlier in the relationship, they’d come home to 5 cop cars outside their house, and Asher (in his mom’s old robe, a green facemask, and plastic curlers in his hair) crying to a police officer about his “missing mate.” He never got charged with misusing 911 since technically their whereabouts were unknown for an unusual period of time, but they’ve learned to let him know that they’ll be home late so he stops blowing shit out of proportion.

- Will be overdressed for the SIMPLEST shit. Going across the street? Not in pajamas they’re not. 

- Uses the sandwich method to eat cupcakes.

- Actively and routinely goes to the gym with Asher

- Works at Vesta Distribution Co.

- Tips Guy over 15 bucks each time he delivers their food to compensate for Asher’s…existence.

- Eats Oreos the correct way. (without taking off the cookie bit and licking off the creme)

- Can effortlessly blow bubblegum

- Can’t swim, so if they’re at a beach or a pool, they either stay on land, or just walk in the water and stay standing.

Taglist: @ajfromabove

[akihatohnoofficial]

yayyyyy, boytits saturday!

Yaaayyyy yippeeee bouncy boy boobs

[box-of-bats]

YOU'RE PLAYING DRAGON AGE??? I HAVE ANOTHER DA MUTUAL NOW YAAAYYYY

what part are you at. have you done the deep roads yet. the fade. oh god, the fade part is the bane of my existence. alistair is best boy. i could talk about dragon age forever. hope you're having fun with it!!

YESS - I just started!! I knew you're a fan but I didn't know how to start the conversation 🙏 ANYWAY i'm currently taking on waaay too many quests in Denerim! I feel like I haven't done much exept causing more problems.

Here's my warden. her name is Faunalyn and I made the worst choices by choosing to be a elf mage (I didn't know anything)

I hope you're having fun with Veilguard!!

[octoberautumnbox]

Pa'no mo nadiscover yung K-pop? Tas pa'no mo rin nadiscover yung K-pop smuts?

Anyway grabe yung I got all I need, a freaking masterpiece.

gosh HAHAHAHAHAHHA ganun ba kaganda yung I Got All I Need parang di naman 😭

una kong kpop smut na nabasa ever ay CC siguro 2021? thank u btw @ggidolsmuts hehe

keep reading na lang ang kpop journey ko sakaling walang may pake HHAHAHAHAH

Una kong exposure sa KPop ay 2013 ata may classmate akong adik sa EXO particularly Growl at Overdose bias ko Luhan then umalis ang mokong ayoko na tuloy

Second ay 2016 ata classmate din BTS I Need U Dope tsaka Boy IN Luv odiba luma anyway di rin ako nakeep

Third ay TWICE ok naman una ko tong stan twt pero nainip din ako tsaka yung crush ko dati mahilig sa kanila e nahurt ako for undisclosed reasons LOL

Fourth naman IZ*ONE yaaayyyy dito talaga ako nahook, actually sobrang shit ng buhay ko at the time and yung main na kasangga ko ay LVER

Post-IZ naman eto nako di pa rin nakaka move on at mahal na mahal lalo si babygurl bebelalabs qtpa2t ko

[arleniansdoodles]

Alright I'm coming off of anon specifically so that I can give you this meme:

Jokes aside though I loved the new chapter! I love that Yang's perspective somehow makes him even more infuriating lol - usually reading things in a character's perspective makes them more sympathetic, but not with our boy Yang! Don't get me wrong, I love him to pieces, but come ON lol we do NOT have to be this emotionally stunted. The denial is crazy. Like Yang I am Literally Begging you to Let Yourself (and Yin) Be Happy. I can't wait for the rest of the crew to show up at the Sanctuary, the drama is going to be delicious 😁

YOUR ASKS ARE NOW VISIBLE YAAAYYYY 😭😭😭 Thank you again for your comments (and for pushing through with all these tech blurps) and the amazing meme!! I love it!!! 💗💗

And I'm happy to hear that Yang's pov was so enjoyable! lmaoo 😂 The past eight years have not been kind to our boy; he's really indulged himself in the deep end of denial XDD And he may not let up anytime soon, but! He may do so eventually with a little (or a lot) of pushing loll So just hang in there! The drama will soon be here hehehh

Thank you again!! 💗💗💗

[l3viat8an]

A AHA HI I LOVE THE NEW THEME AND ALSO YAAAYYYY THE ASK IS BACK! So substance use I do apologize if uncomfy but I wanted to share-

but I got high for the first time! First time was great, I would describe myself as distilled and concentrated giggly drunk white girl reveling in the existence of the universe and also first time not in pain (did not know my zero on the pain scale is actually a three till I actually experienced a 0 via the oi'd) and I kept thinking " the only thing that would make this better would be one of the om boys here" and a lot of x rated oral fixation thoughts.

second time I was given a bit too much and when it first started to hit I got so horny I felt like I was about to black out and then the universe decided to punish me and sent me adrift an endless sea in an endless storm for 75 years (4 hours)

All in all a great time and wish I could trip with the bros ( I do think me and dia would be insufferable together)

I hope you're doing well! - lavender

Ahhh thank youu!! And oh gods the first time I got high I was just talking- like every thought that popped into my head (x rated and normal) and I still do that hdjdhdj I just don’t shut up until I pass out and sleep for 8 hours straight lmaooo so never get high with me it’s annoying js

And just imagine getting high with Diavolo and Lucifer!! Like I’d say it relaxes Luci while Dia kinda gets mellow yk? No matter what it would be a great time!!

[laymedowntorest]

Do it, give us the sweet, sweet au info

Blab ahoy! And since I'm on mobile I can't put a read more thing here yet :D yaaayyyy

Ronnie is a mage ranger (I did draw him as it once), Luther is a thief, Dougal is a warrior, Teu is a weird mix of thief/warrior

Hel is a magical queen who's very tired and honestly wants a good long nap. She's stressed but a good queen, if lonely and doubtful of her abilities :( she rules alone

Galaxy, Dusk and Dawn are Automatons who guard Hel. Galaxy is more around her then the others, still a big boi, acts a bit like an advisor and comforts her during moments she begins to break down. Galaxy is head to toe in armour, Dawn similarly though her armour is lighter for movement while Dusk I'm still deciding. She might also help Hel during those bad times :D