#YA HOE

[lostinw0nderlandd]

Not me stuck in Orlando because of Tropical Storm Debby 😭🙃🥱

[calebrity]

BREADWINNER┃sylus

cw. smut, boxer! sylus, literally purely nsfw, sylus is down bad but just a teensy bit mean here, below 1k words, fem reader, 18+ characters

this isn’t the best idea, he knows.

fucking you, he means. it’s not wise, it’s certainly not conducive to his upcoming match’s success (set to commence in the next half hour)— hell, it’s not even sanitary, not really. there’s something distinctly filthy about this all when sylus crams you against the shower wall, the rather grimy one his dressing room has to offer, and hoists you up to rut into you deeper as you cry.

you don’t want anyone to hear. his team, or more notably his coach- waiting outside the door and pacing as he readies his number one fighter’s gloves and gear.

sylus does.

there’s a whole stadium full of people waiting with barely-contained excitement just down the hall where the back area opens up to the seemingly boundless ring. he knows it’s all for naught but fuck he hopes they hear as he pounds into your poor cunt senselessly and makes a vow in your ear, saying, i’ll win it for you.

you’d admire his dedication if you were a little more lucid, but right now, the better part of your rationale has faded.

he feels good. so good. you can’t even be mad at him for going against his coach’s advice, being warned off intimacy before a match because it’ll sap him of his strength- his physical vigor- completely. there’s no room for frustration when you’re damn near certain his cockhead is rearranging your guts as you hold onto him for dear life, when he bites into your neck- not to a painful degree, but just to leave a pretty mark, proof you’re his- and moans.

he tuts when you whimper. bastard. but to his credit, and sometimes to your displeasure, his cocksure attitude is grounded: he wins all his battles. he has every right to brag, but that doesn’t mean that sometimes you won’t get fed up with his bravado and try to knock him down a peg… you think it’s good for him; you’re like his tether to planet earth as he makes a small empire off the boxing industry.

(albeit, he seems less interested in that and more so in impressing you with its wages.)

“nawh. what’s wrong, sweetie?” he asks, honey-sweet, tone deceptively cloying for the wicked, self-satisfied glint in his eye. and you make a silent swear right then and there that you’ll get him back for this later. (but not now. he feels delicious inside you and you can hardly swat his hands away as they grasp your hips to anchor you as he bullies his way in.)

“if i’m not mistaken, you were telling me just moments ago how we shouldn’t do this, how bad of an idea it is that i… touch you.” he breathes, playful.

maybe he’s being a little meaner now, okay, he’ll grant that much, but he hopes you know that adrenaline’s already coursing through him, that he can’t help the testosterone that spikes in his veins preceding a fight. it’s hard to not act on it. coach’s words be damned- sylus feels more hyped up, thrilled, than anything when he’s fucking you within an inch of your life in his temporary room’s bathroom. certainly not tired, or drained, or any other thing he sagely warned him about, painting sex before a match like it was anathema in itself, a ticket to a sure loss.

oh, okay, that’s great and all, but sylus doesn’t lose.

you manage a pout between gasping, delighted breaths. “you-! i- i hope you lose!”

pearly teeth flash at you, spotting your lie easily. his broad, muscled chest rumbles with a deep chuckle, the bass of it making your legs all the more weak where they wrap around his hips. “ouch, kitten, you’re hurting my feelings now. if i don’t have your support during the match,… then what’s the point in it?” he quips back, lighthearted, though you can tell he means what he’s saying.

that bold grin of his falters when he hits particularly deep and you clench around him, nails digging into his traps. he slants into you more, if that’s possible, bowing his head in the sweaty juncture of your neck and collar.

“y-you’re lucky i even go to your stupid matches,” you mewl back, brows furrowed with all the indignity you can possibly muster.

he gives a low hum, voice strained, words meaningful beneath all the layers of want and hunger. “i am lucky,” he pants. “and you’ll watch me again tonight, hm?” he plants a doting kiss to your clavicle, oddly tender for the moment, peering up at you with ruby eyes aflame.

“when i bring that belt home for you?”

[homuku]

[unintentionalseductress]

Sorry for the spam guys I just can't seem to stop today but I came across this

So Caleb's quality workout time is push ups and planks?

Like... Can I please slip under him? For motivation ofc. Every time he completes a push up I'll kiss him.

WITH MY POOSAY

Huh? Who said that? 🫣🫣🫣

[bizzyboysbizzydays]

Might I request Cobigail, Click Clack, or P x reader with their ideal date night?

Absolutely hell yeah. I wanna note that for Click Clack he IS dating Thespius as well! Whether or not you are also dating Thespius is entirely up to you! :) Cobigail: -Her ideal date probably has a lot to do with music! If you sing you sing together, if you play an instrument you play that while she sings, and if you aren't musically inclined it's okay too!! She was a teacher, after all! -Despite her mischievous nature, she doesn't prank you too many times on dates. You're both there to enjoy yourselves and each others presence, and as much as she adores hearing you make adorable noises she's also aware there is a time and place. -She's been lonely for so long that I do really believe that just talking or you listening to her sing is one of the best possible dates. Click Clack: -Click Clack's ideal date is being sandwiched between you and Thespius. Doesn't matter what you're all doing, doesn't matter whats happening. So long as he's sandwiched between his lovers he's a happy god! -A lot of your dates are spent keeping each other company. Click Clack is a busy god with his editing, so he doesn't often leave the studio or his beloved typewriter for long. -The date is spent with either him sitting on your lap in his smaller form typing away or you curled up on his chest in his larger form while he reads over something. -When Thespius is involved in these cuddle dates he often ends up on the bottom of the stack, with you laid out on his chest and Click Clack on yours. -It makes Click Clack feel warm and fuzzy inside to be held by both his partners at the same time.

Patty: -Patty's ideal date is literally just being with you. Doesn't matter if its a boring trip to the grocery store or something more romantic, any date with you is ideal in his books! -Though, if he were to be a little indulgent, he'd have to say a romantic picnic on the beach would be nice! -Him in a cute and pretty sundress and you in your handsomest clothes, sharing laughs and a treat while the sun sets romantically over the ocean. -Though he's higher energy and you'd expect and exciting amusement park date or something, he does genuinely just want to spend time with you. -If you wanna get reeeeeeaaaal self indulgent, a stargazing date where you're curled up in each other's arms is also perfect. -...or you could stay in bed and have almost the same effect! Like I said, doesn't matter the where or why, so long as he's with you it's the ideal date!

[comicgraphic]

my blade is lethal so long as i live

[watcher0033]

The disparity between the actual Hades and his Furies + his satan allegory = Bad Reputation is nothing short of hilarious. 😂

[theosconfessions]

flashback-

if youd like to read the stephens from the beginning you can over here :)

if youd like to read the stephens continued you can over here:)

@ohsosims

theo-okay wow. all of this just for a tiktok about a 60 year old man?

scarlett- retros in.

theo-retro? you know your dad would kill you if he heard you call anything involving him retro right? hes not old as fuck you know.

scarlett-it was more of a dig at you than him. hes young. youre not. just want to point that out for anyone watching. makes you look creepy so.

theo-nice of you.well it can make me feel creepy sometimes but we fit.

scarlett-sure do

theo- [eyes narrow]

scarlett- so do you want to introduce yourself or?

theo-sure. im theo kline. im old as hell as scarlett likes to point out. i was on two seasons of the bachelor. one in ancient times. one recent.

scarlett- right! so to anyone who hasnt watched the first one theo did was the one where he met my mom, marlee, and the woman hed have a long affair with.

theo- nice dig.

scarlett- thanks [smirks] and the one that actually worked out despite theo trying to trash it whenever he could. the second season is where he met my dad.dustin.

theo- that wasnt where i met dustin.

scarlett- what?

theo- i didnt meet dustin on the show. i met him at his bar. just like we always said. and then he came on the show.

scarlett- wait? were you guys dating before he even came on the show?

theo- no, not dating. i encouraged him to apply though.

scarlett- WAIT.

flashback

dustin-wait what. the bachelor?

theo- youve heard of it right?

dustin- of course i have. i even not so freely admittedly have seen your season. with your wife.

theo-ah, marlee. well theres a reason why im doing a second stint. didnt work out.

dustin-i have to say this is the weirdest way someones ever asked me out before. like i liked you but im not sure i want to go on one date with just you. i need to see like 30 other people at the same time.

theo- c'mon dude i didnt mean it that way. look i signed the contract before i even came into this place and seen you. if i didnt do that,dustin. trust me id do this the old fashioned way because thats what youre worthy of. its a tv show ,man.thats it. and id think youd like it. cool people. cool place. and if you decide youre not into it . or me. or any of it you can def tell me to fuck off .

dustin- i cant believe im telling you yes right now

theo- really?

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theo- i encouraged him to sign up.

scarlett- but you never asked him out before that?

theo- i wasnt sure i wanted to settle down so no. dustins the kind you do settle down for.

scarlett- you were married to my mom at the same time but you werent sure you wanted to settle down?

theo- well you seen how that ended up right? the jami thing? me being gay. it wasnt meant to last. but we got you out of it . so that is one good thing.

[obey-me-hoe]

Would now be a bad time to tell him I kissed all of his brothers (except the twins bc I didn't have the option) on the way here? 😬

[harrywavycurly]

I am not a fan of Joseph’s hair right now.

[bleue-flora]

Sixteenth Day Event Prompt:

Dream & Foolish - Gravel

Sooo.................... yeah I uh... my shovel brain rot may have gotten out of hand, but I blame... Quackity and his tools...

Summary:

Foolish decides to visit prison... he does not like what he finds.

Snippet:

Las Nevadas is a country funded by foolishness and substance abuse, settled into the sand of the fakest desert money can buy. So, mirages and  hallucinations aren’t the most unheard of things to happen, especially after working in the sun all day on the newest flashy building of the skyline. And yet, when Foolish sees the strange sight of Quackity strolling down the road with a netherite shovel over his shoulder, he knows it’s not an illusion. As bizarre as it is, he knows it’s real, for that he is certain, but that doesn’t answer the question of why Quackity is cheerily carrying a netherite shovel. 

And suddenly the shovel lore makes sense lol... It's still the 16th somewhere right? @sixteenth-day-event

[Shovel Context...]

[diamonds-of-the-first-water]

francesca and john are autistic

[nicomoon69]

I didnt have anxiety abt starting uni until a few days ago and now its all becoming too real 😭😭 i have an introduction camp (scary), I haven’t ordered my books yet (dumb) and I’m scared I’m not gonna like anyone there (ok judge hoe)

[optionalblue]

IM A BAD BITCH WITH LUNCHABLES

[deepfriedseagullfeet]

talking to 3 different people on bumble atm......what can i say i am a babe attractor 😎

[another-fire-emblem-sideblog]

wait i just realized i can do so much worse