#YA HOE

[lostinw0nderlandd]

Not me stuck in Orlando because of Tropical Storm Debby 😭🙃🥱

[homuku]

[comicgraphic]

my blade is lethal so long as i live

[watcher0033]

The disparity between the actual Hades and his Furies + his satan allegory = Bad Reputation is nothing short of hilarious. 😂

[theosconfessions]

flashback-

if youd like to read the stephens from the beginning you can over here :)

if youd like to read the stephens continued you can over here:)

@ohsosims

theo-okay wow. all of this just for a tiktok about a 60 year old man?

scarlett- retros in.

theo-retro? you know your dad would kill you if he heard you call anything involving him retro right? hes not old as fuck you know.

scarlett-it was more of a dig at you than him. hes young. youre not. just want to point that out for anyone watching. makes you look creepy so.

theo-nice of you.well it can make me feel creepy sometimes but we fit.

scarlett-sure do

theo- [eyes narrow]

scarlett- so do you want to introduce yourself or?

theo-sure. im theo kline. im old as hell as scarlett likes to point out. i was on two seasons of the bachelor. one in ancient times. one recent.

scarlett- right! so to anyone who hasnt watched the first one theo did was the one where he met my mom, marlee, and the woman hed have a long affair with.

theo- nice dig.

scarlett- thanks [smirks] and the one that actually worked out despite theo trying to trash it whenever he could. the second season is where he met my dad.dustin.

theo- that wasnt where i met dustin.

scarlett- what?

theo- i didnt meet dustin on the show. i met him at his bar. just like we always said. and then he came on the show.

scarlett- wait? were you guys dating before he even came on the show?

theo- no, not dating. i encouraged him to apply though.

scarlett- WAIT.

flashback

dustin-wait what. the bachelor?

theo- youve heard of it right?

dustin- of course i have. i even not so freely admittedly have seen your season. with your wife.

theo-ah, marlee. well theres a reason why im doing a second stint. didnt work out.

dustin-i have to say this is the weirdest way someones ever asked me out before. like i liked you but im not sure i want to go on one date with just you. i need to see like 30 other people at the same time.

theo- c'mon dude i didnt mean it that way. look i signed the contract before i even came into this place and seen you. if i didnt do that,dustin. trust me id do this the old fashioned way because thats what youre worthy of. its a tv show ,man.thats it. and id think youd like it. cool people. cool place. and if you decide youre not into it . or me. or any of it you can def tell me to fuck off .

dustin- i cant believe im telling you yes right now

theo- really?

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theo- i encouraged him to sign up.

scarlett- but you never asked him out before that?

theo- i wasnt sure i wanted to settle down so no. dustins the kind you do settle down for.

scarlett- you were married to my mom at the same time but you werent sure you wanted to settle down?

theo- well you seen how that ended up right? the jami thing? me being gay. it wasnt meant to last. but we got you out of it . so that is one good thing.

[obey-me-hoe]

Would now be a bad time to tell him I kissed all of his brothers (except the twins bc I didn't have the option) on the way here? 😬

[tooquirkytolose]

To all grocery store employees working on this thanksgiving day

[harrywavycurly]

I am not a fan of Joseph’s hair right now.

[bleue-flora]

Sixteenth Day Event Prompt:

Dream & Foolish - Gravel

Sooo.................... yeah I uh... my shovel brain rot may have gotten out of hand, but I blame... Quackity and his tools...

Summary:

Foolish decides to visit prison... he does not like what he finds.

Snippet:

Las Nevadas is a country funded by foolishness and substance abuse, settled into the sand of the fakest desert money can buy. So, mirages and  hallucinations aren’t the most unheard of things to happen, especially after working in the sun all day on the newest flashy building of the skyline. And yet, when Foolish sees the strange sight of Quackity strolling down the road with a netherite shovel over his shoulder, he knows it’s not an illusion. As bizarre as it is, he knows it’s real, for that he is certain, but that doesn’t answer the question of why Quackity is cheerily carrying a netherite shovel. 

And suddenly the shovel lore makes sense lol... It's still the 16th somewhere right? @sixteenth-day-event

[Shovel Context...]

[diamonds-of-the-first-water]

francesca and john are autistic

[nicomoon69]

I didnt have anxiety abt starting uni until a few days ago and now its all becoming too real 😭😭 i have an introduction camp (scary), I haven’t ordered my books yet (dumb) and I’m scared I’m not gonna like anyone there (ok judge hoe)

[soulaanadelrey]

*in the tune of Not Like Us*

I'm bout to bust

I'm bout to bust

I'm bout to bust

[optionalblue]

IM A BAD BITCH WITH LUNCHABLES

[another-fire-emblem-sideblog]

wait i just realized i can do so much worse

[blackstarchanx3new]

A lil suggestive again oop. (This is my tumblr what do you expect???? X'D)

...I swear I'm the only person into THIS SPEIFIC DYNAMIC and it kills me.

The song Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie by ABBA reminds me of Rebound Vio x Green so much agh. Had to draw smth for it. (Must stress for this dynamic to work, Green's totally into the idea of being a rebound specifically.)

(Made a comic for it, it's that one where Vio and Green kiss lmao.)

Basic Idea: Vio's lonely as hell after Shadow Link gets blown up by the four swords. X'D

Elements of healing between these two particularly after the fake betrayal. (And their fight) Delicious.

Green and Vio got so much room for ship drama WHERE ARE THE FICS!? >:( DO I GOTTA WRITE THEM MYSELF!? I'M NOT A FIC WRITER!!!

[thatharringrovehoe]

It still counts as working on WIPs if you make a mood board right? Right?!