#Y'all are seriously wilding because I'm...telling the truth.
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xphanuel · 1 year ago
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when the disability only disables you from doing the dishes for 3 weeks straight to grow a toupee of black mold, yeah, I'm going to call bullshit. You can do everything else you want to do, but when it comes to cleaning, that's when the ADHD decides to act up? Come the fuck on, that's not even how it works. Your assumptions of my understanding of ADHD is laughable, I'm well aware of the disorder, I just don't believe in coddling grown adults and letting them blame anything they don't want to do on their mental illness. If he's that disabled, he needs someone to take care of him and needs to stop pretending he's independent. I already stated that. I'm shaming him for saying he's independent and he can take care of himself when he's endangering his entire apartment complex and his own animals health because of his ""mental illness uwu"" He wasn't living on his own, and he promised to clean up after himself. I refuse to risk MY HEALTH cleaning his black mold mess because he can't wash the dishes he fucking used, that's not my issue. Do better or get help. He's on meds. He has a therapist. He has insurance. He has no excuses. He hurt my cat AND HIS OWN ANIMALS because of his own victim complex, nothing is ever his fault apparently. I refuse to help someone who refuses to help themselves, made that mistake way too many fucking times. So you can kindly kick rocks and keep perpetuating no one can function with ADHD, I'll keep pointing out there's ways around it and providing hope, rather than encouraging babying a fully grown adult who grew black mold and didn't even care about his own animals and families health.💕
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wannab-urs · 5 months ago
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Written in the Stars - Got So Much to Lose
Summary: The Mandalorian turns in the bounty, then feels guilty about it.
Series Summary: The Mandalorian takes a job unlike any he’s ever had before. Driven by his guilt over working for the Empire, even indirectly, and the strange bond he formed with the man, Din rescues his bounty. What follows is not something either of them ever expected.
Warnings: The Mandalorian/Prospect crossover AU, canon-typical violence, season 1 rewrite, eventual smut, slow burn, eventual romance, GUILT, Din caring about another human being, this one is really similar to the actual episode but I added some (hopefully) interesting little bits from Ezra’s POV.  WC: 2.9k
A/N: I'm seriously losing steam on this story. I have a couple more chapters already written, but I'm stuck on chapter 5. Rest assured there's plenty more chapters coming before we get there.
Thanks to everyone who has helped with this story. I hope y'all like my take on this episode of The Mandalorian <3
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Hyperspace, Outer Rim
“So where are we going?”
Mando doesn’t answer. Ezra has gotten pretty used to Mando not answering his questions… or responding to his stories… or saying anything, really. It doesn’t deter him from speaking.
Ezra fills the silence of hyperspace with stories. “At the tender age of 12, I piloted an escape pod through the dangers of Wild Space and eventually I happened upon this desert planet the locals called Ursu. I–”
“Wait, you piloted a kriffing escape pod through uncharted space at 12 years old?” Mando interrupts.
“Ah, now he speaks.”
“I am not going to sit here and let you lie to me. What other lies have you told me?”
“I speak the truth, Mando. Speaking of which, is that your real name?”
“No.”
“And have I not earned the right to know the name of my captor, my very own Charon, guiding me to the afterlife?”
“No.”
“At least tell me why Mando.”
“Have you not heard of the Mandalorians?”
“Errrr no. Not that I can remember.”
“We are a warrior people. Weapons and armor are part of our religion.”
“Why have I never heard of you?”
“The Empire destroyed our home planet. We are few in number and very scattered.”
“And now you’re working for them.”
Din doesn’t respond. Typical, when presented with a difficult or uncomfortable question. Ezra thinks he feels a smidge of guilt from the man.
“Why don’t you ever remove it? The armor, I mean.”
“We swear a creed when we come of age. The Creed dictates that we never remove our helmet in front of another living thing.”
“Sounds… lonely.”
“This is the Way.”
Later, lying in the Mandalorian’s bunk, Ezra contemplates their conversation. To don armor when you come of age and to never again remove it in front of another person… it’s unfathomable. Ezra cannot imagine shielding himself that way, and he hid from the entire galaxy for the majority of his life.
It fills him with a profound sadness, a shockingly empty desolation, and he goes to sleep to avoid his spiraling thoughts.
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As Nevarro comes into view, a holo transmission light flickers on the dashboard. Mando presses a button and a man dressed to the nines in a fancy robe appears on the console.
“Mando. I've received your transmission.” Ezra notes that the man has a deep, jovial voice. He sounds very familiar with Mando, and Ezra wonders if perhaps they are friends. “Wonderful news. Upon your return, deliver the quarry directly to the client.” The man chuckles. “I have no idea if he wants to kill him or torture him, but he's very antsy. Safe passage! You know where to find me.”
Ezra hopes they are not in fact friends. He sees Mando tense up at the man’s blunt words. “Dammit, Karga,” Mando breathes.
“So you’re turning me in huh? The rescue didn’t put me in your good graces?”
“If it hadn’t, you would have been in carbonite.”
“I’m not in carbonite because it would have killed me and you’re worried about your reward. I saved you and you’re carting me off to my death,” Ezra spits. Any taunting previously in his tone now wrapped in ice.
“I would have had it without your help. And I’m just doing my job.”
“Sure, Mando.”
Ezra snatches the silver ball out of the air and drops it in his seat before storming off to the cargo hold.
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Nevarro
Din knocks on the door of the Client’s building and the droid scanner pops out. He shows his chit and the door opens. Din steps in, pulling Ezra along behind him.
Two stormtroopers appear from the shadows and grab Ezra roughly, dragging him toward the office.
“Easy with him,” Din grunts as he follows them, feeling guilty.
“You take it easy,” one of the troopers retorts.
“It’s fine, Mando,” Ezra grumbles.
The doctor – Pershing, Din remembers – immediately begins examining Ezra. He scans him with a handheld medisensor.
“I’m assuming the arm was lost before you located him?” Pershing addresses Mando.
“Cut it off myself!” Ezra offers.
“Otherwise he is healthy.”
“Your reputation was not unwarranted,” the Client states in his strange accent.
“How many fobs did you give out?”
“This asset was of extreme importance to me. I had to ensure its delivery. But to the winner…” He takes out a camtono and opens it to reveal stacks of Beskar.
Mando eyes the largest cache of Beskar he’s ever seen in his life before turning his attention to Ezra being taken to another room by Pershing. Ezra meets his eyes through the visor and Din feels another pang of guilt stab at his chest.
“What are your plans for him?”
“How uncharacteristic of one of your reputation. You have taken both commission and payment. Is it not the code of the Guild that these events are now forgotten?”
Din stiffens, but doesn’t react.
“That Beskar is enough to make a handsome replacement for your armor. Unfortunately, finding a Mandalorian in these trying times is more difficult than finding the steel.” The Client clearly expects the payment to shut Din’s questions down. The second statement is likely a threat, though not one Din takes particularly seriously.
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With the delivery complete, if weighing heavily on his heart, Din heads to the covert to deliver the reward to his Alor.
The Armorer is a striking presence. Her gold horned helmet and fur cowl set her apart from the other mandos in a way that is quite rare among Mandalorians.
Din sets the camtono in front of her and unlocks it. The Armorer picks up a stack of Beskar and inspects it as a group of mandos close in to see what Din brought in.
“This amount can be shaped many ways.”
“My armor has lost its integrity. I may need to begin again.”
“Indeed. I can form a full cuirass. This would be in order for your station.”
“That would be a great honor.”
“I must warn you, it will draw many eyes.”
Paz Vizla comes over and picks up an ingot of Beskar.
“These were cast in an Imperial smelter. These are the spoils of the Great Purge. The reason that we live hidden like sand rats.”
Paz throws the ingot back onto the workbench. He is angry, and his anger only fuels Din’s guilt over working for the Empire – over turning Ezra in to those monsters.
“Our secrecy is our survival. Our survival is our strength,” the Armorer says.
“Our strength was once in our numbers. Now we live in the shadows and only come above ground one at a time. Our world was shattered by the empire with whom this coward shares tables.”
Paz grabs Din’s helmet, jerking him to his feet. Din breaks his hold and draws his blade, attacking Paz. When they each have their vibroblades at each other's throats, the Armorer steps in.
“The empire is no longer and the Beskar has returned. When one chooses to walk the way of the mandalore, you are both hunter and prey. How can one be a coward if one chooses this way of life? Have you ever removed your helmet?
“No.”
“Has it ever been removed by others?”
“Never.”
“This is the Way.”
Din and Paz slowly lower their blades.
“This is the Way,” the mandos say in unison.
Din comes to stand in front of the Armorer again.
“What caused this damage?”
“A mudhorn”
“Then you have earned the mudhorn as your signet. I shall craft it.”
“I can't accept. It wasn't a noble kill.” Din cannot imagine the guilt he would feel, carrying the signet of a beast Ezra helped him take down. “I was helped by an enemy.”
“Why would an enemy help you in battle?”
Was Ezra his enemy? No, not truly. But Din had been his.
“He did not know he was my enemy.”
“Since you forego a signet, I shall use the excess to forge whistling birds.” Small guided missiles housed in his vambrace would be extremely useful.
“Whistling birds will do well. Reserve some for the foundlings.”
“As it should always be. The foundlings are the future. This is the Way.”
“This is the Way.”
The Cantina
Din visits Karga wearing his new armor, every scrap of muddy red now replaced with pure silver Beskar. His heart clenches as he wonders what Ezra would think now. He’d certainly never stop calling him a tin can.
Din asks Karga who else had a fob and learns that everyone in the guild had a fob, but Din won. He doesn’t feel the pride that Karga insists he should. Doing work for the Empire, work that could somehow further their interests, has left him feeling wrong. And at the expense of Ezra. He feels like his new armor doesn’t quite fit right.
Din’s jaw twitches at the sight of a Beskar ingot in Karga’s hand. Beskar belongs with the Mandalorians. He asks for his next job to cover up his irritation and to get the taste out of this last job out of his mouth.
Before he leaves to track down the bail jumper, he pauses. “Any idea what they're gonna do with him?”
“With who?” He knows damn well who.
“The bounty.”
“I didn't ask. It's against the Guild Code.”
“They work for the Empire. What are they doing here?” Paz really got under his skin. He’s no hut'tuun (coward) but he does feel like he did the wrong thing. He should have brought Ezra somewhere safe and claimed he could not catch him.
“The Empire is gone, Mando. All that are left are mercenaries and warlords. But if it bothers you, just go back to the Core and report them to the New Republic.”
“That's a joke.”
“Mando, enjoy your rewards. Buy a camtono of spice. By the time you come out of hyperdrive, you will have forgotten all about it.”
Mando storms out of the cantina and back to his ship. He goes through the preflight checks on autopilot, until he reaches the lever with the silver ball. It’s still not screwed on where it belongs.
Din turns in his seat and finds the makeshift fidget toy in Ezra’s– in the jumpseat. He picks it up and screws it back on where it belongs before powering down the ship and going to rescue his new friend.
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“I need you to cooperate with me, Ezra, or Gideon will become upset with me.”
“Please do inform me why I would care if this Gideon is ‘upset’ with you?”
“Because he will kill us both.”
Ezra grumbles but lays down in the scanner as he was told.
“Now please levitate the object.”
Ezra doesn’t so much find it difficult to use the Force while strapped to the machine as he finds it extremely irritating, but he cooperates. He lifts the small durasteel cube into the air and launches it at Pershing’s head.
He has a brief flash of pain, thinking about Mando. He really thought they’d formed a bond. Ezra chattered and Din listened and only complained occasionally. Ezra had saved his life, for kriff’s sake. Ingrate.
Then he feels a real, physical flash of pain as Pershing sends jolts of electricity through his body.
“I didn’t want to have to do this, Ezra, but you give me no choice.”
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Din perches on the roof of a building across from where Ezra is being held. He tunes in with his helmet and hears the Client tell Pershing to kill Ezra. He drops to the dirt and stalks across the alley. He knocks on the door and breaks the chit scanner, causing two guards to head to the front of the building. Din dips around the side and uses his charges to blow his way in.
He takes out two troopers with his blaster in rapid succession. Then he moves up on a third and shoots him too. They’re making this too easy. Mando sneaks up on the fourth stormtrooper and pulls him to him with his grappling hook and knifes him in the throat.
He shoots the last trooper and then aims his blaster at Pershing.
“No! Please don’t hurt him. He’s important!”
“I’m not here to hurt him.”
Ezra is lying unconscious, strapped to some sort of scanner. His blood is being slowly drained through various tubes. Din sees red and nearly kills the man on the spot. But he needs to know what state Ezra will be in.
“What did you do to him? What did you do to him?”
Pershing cowers in the face of Din’s rage. “I-I protected him. I protected him. If it wasn't for me, he would already be dead! Please! Please. Please.”
“It doesn’t look like you’re protecting him,” Din growls, but he leaves Pershing alive.
Din pulls Ezra into his arms and holds his blaster out from beneath the man’s legs. He’s out cold. Din leaves the room and comes up on three more troopers. He takes out two before the third one can get a shot on him. It pings off the wall next to him. Not even close. Din takes out the third with little issue.
He moves into another room and blaster fire opens up. Din dives, leaving Ezra on the ground and pops back up, firing a shot at one trooper and taking out another with his flamethrower.
He goes to retrieve Ezra, picking him up and turning around to find himself cornered by four troopers.
“Drop the blaster!”
“Wait. He’s very valuable. Here.” Din gently shuffles Ezra out of his arms and onto the floor. He sets down his blaster next to Ezra.
“Now turn and face me”
Din slowly stands, activating his whistling birds as he does and taking them all out at once. He picks Ezra and his blaster back up.
When Din exits the building, he notices that every single bounty he passes has a tracking fob that lights up.
Din starts whispering to Ez that he’s gotta wake up, they’re being hunted. He can’t fight them off if he’s carrying dead weight. Karga pops out, blaster drawn, from around the corner of a building just as Ezra starts to stir.
“Welcome back, Mando! Now put the bounty down.”
Din sets Ezra on his feet, but keeps his arm wrapped around his waist, holding him up. He aims his blaster at Karga.
“Step aside. I'm going to my ship.”
“You put the bounty down and perhaps I'll let you pass.”
“He’s coming with me.”
“If you truly care about him, then you'll put him on the speeder and we'll discuss terms.” Care about him? Is that why he’s doing this?
“How do I know I can trust you”
“Because I’m your only hope.”
Mando elbows Ezra in the gut, waking him up. “When I say run, you run. Got it?” he whispers.
Ezra nods and Mando leads him to the speeder, pauses, then throws him on it and jumps on himself, firing his blaster as he goes.
“Change of plans!” he yells. He orders the droid to drive, hiding behind cargo boxes. “Take cover!”
Din takes out several hunters before Karga shoots the droid driving the speeder and it crashes into a pillar. They’re completely surrounded and Ezra is still pretty out of it. Din starts sniping people with the amban rifle from behind the speeder.
“That's one impressive weapon!,” Karga shouts.
“Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna walk to my ship with the bounty and you're gonna let it happen.” That’s definitely not going to work, but it’s worth a shot.
“No. How about this? We take the bounty, and if you try to stop us, we kill you and we strip your body for parts.” That’s not going to work either.
One of the bounty hunters attacks Din from behind, running at him with a vibroblade. Din hits him with the shock baton part of his rifle and knocks him out. He’s pretty pinned down, but he still has a few tricks. He uses his flamethrower to take out several of the hunters, but runs out of fuel.
Din is close to giving up. He’s nearly out of options. He looks over to Ezra, whose gaze pierces his straight through the visor. Din feels a surge of protective instinct, a desire to make sure the man is okay.
He lifts his blaster, ready to fight to the death for this man he’s just met. Just to spite the Empire. That’s why he’s fighting so hard.
Suddenly, the sky is filled with Mandalorians. His brothers and sisters have arrived on jetpacks to come to his aid. They start taking out hunters, outnumbered but certainly not outgunned. Paz has a rotary blaster cannon and is obliterating every enemy in sight.
“Get out of here! We'll hold them off!" Paz yells.
"You're going to have to relocate the covert.” Add that to the list of things he feels guilty about.
“This is the Way,” Paz states.
“This is the Way.” Din returns.
He grabs Ezra by the hand and drags him back to the ship. Just as he’s about to lift the ramp, Karga corners him.
“Hold it, Mando. I didn't want it to come to this. But then you broke the Code.”
Din shoots his grappling hook at a gas canister, vapor filling the cargo hold, and escapes deeper into the ship. He shoots Karga in the chest and the man flies out of the ship. He slams the ramp shut and rushes to the cockpit, taking off and setting a random course to get out of the atmosphere as quickly as possible.
He goes back down to get Ezra, helping him into the cockpit. He puts Ezra in his chair and resets his course for Sargon, another Outer Rim planet.
Paz flies up next to the ship before it exits the atmosphere and salutes them.
“You gotta get one of those,” Ezra says, levitating the metal ball into his hand. “And I like the new armor, Tin Can.”
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transpersian · 11 months ago
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Did you really go on Poppy’s stream to harass her? Christ, it looks like your friends from Kiwi Farms are rubbing off on you. Did you really think that move would convince people you aren’t a vindictive and malicious ex?
So let me get this straight: you think that I went on their directly controlled gg site to "harass" them, where they would easily and quickly be able to ban me, and for the first and only message guaranteed to go through, I picked "oh hey am I somehow unblocked? lol" as the best way to hurt them in that moment?
Please, I am begging you to think about how absurd of an accusation that is. While I'm sure that they've made a convincing case in isolation for why I'm insane, I would hope that I haven't come across as completely fucking stupid.
Here, you can look at the whole clip yourself. See what I said. Does that seem like someone who's locked and loaded for some prime harassin' time?
lol
No, what happened was that I went to their GG site for the stream because I like being able to scroll through chat if I miss something. I noticed my old account was still accessible, so, being the silly little dipshit ball of chaos that I am most of the time, I typed what I typed and hit "send," fully expecting it to reject the message.
It did not, and I immediately regretted my actions to the level of shouting, "Oh no, oh NO! OH SHIT."
It was very funny, but not nearly as funny as watching Poppy try to navigate the moment live. "You don't get to be in my chat" was particularly good; I literally don't care. I have no use for their chat. What am I going to do, argue live with their fans who have absolutely no context or reason to listen to me? No.
There are a lot of people getting involved here who have no window into who I am or what my personality is beyond the text on this blog, so a lot of you don't know what a derpy little ball of chaos I can be. This was a chaos ball derp moment.
And honestly, aside from my posts on my own accounts, I’m confused as to what you’re calling “harassment.” Them calling this a harassment/hate campaign doesn’t make it one; it means they’re trying to stop anyone from looking at what I have to say.
I’ve actively, publicly pushed back against people using the g-word to describe her. I pushed back against the pedojacketing. I’ve corrected misinformation on other posts. I unpinned the “SFW Spaces” tweet as soon as I saw that they’d fixed their pre-roll.
As wild as it may sound from where you’re sitting, I’m actually a very reasonable person. I mean, do y'all still think this is fueled by breakup spite? Seriously?
Please hear me when I say this: my life as it stands now is better than it was when I was dating Poppy in literally every respect. Better environments, more empathetic and emotionally intelligent community leaders, better support, more intelligent conversations, no constant battles to defend something you like because Poppy wants to be act snobby and condescending about it, etc.
My darling partner and fellow "evil ex" @helavitrum and I strongly agree that we've both scored massive upgrades, and I can't tell you how wonderful it's been to reunite with other people looking for refuge after they see the rotten core of The Foundation for what it is. They’re people as good as PZ pretend to be and they’re looking for like-minded individuals, just like we are.
See, I recognize that the reason they're telling you that I'm just some crazy, obsessive, “psychotic” ex isn’t because they deliberately want to hide the truth; they see what I say as manipulation and lies because they literally do not recognize the harm they've done. What I'm doing doesn't make sense to them in any other way, so that's the translation they share with everyone else.
They have no idea what motivates me.
I mean, yes, I still get upset about the things they said and did, but not because it's still eating away at me or something; it's because they were incredibly shitty things that go against everything that PZ supposedly stand for, and they're continuing to perpetuate this harm against others who come to them for safety.
I get upset because I know so much more about the larger picture and how the behaviors you see in my account are only scratching the surface.
It’s okay, though. Genuinely, I mean this: I understand how you feel about me and I don’t begrudge you your feelings. I don’t think you’re a bad person for thinking these things. If I were in your shoes with just the information that you have available to you, I’d look at me like I was crazy, too.
But the thing is that you think you're protecting a "Lindsay Ellis.” You're not. You're protecting people more akin to iilluminaughtii. Or Lily Orchard.
If you genuinely care about the truth, you should read what I have to offer as far as evidence because, at the very least, I am providing evidence. Practically everything they've said about me (and others) has been their word with nothing else to back it up, uncontested by anyone else involved because their goal is not resolution or honesty; it's control.
And I don't just mean that you should read what I've already provided. I understand if that's not enough for you to understand what I'm doing.
I mean what's coming.
I can only present it, though. It's up to you to decide whether you want to form your own opinion or have it fed to you exclusively by the alleged abusers (and their inner circle).
Until then, I wish I could share more, but I can't because I don't want it spinning off into wild, out-of-control conjecture.
Unlike PZ, I respect the weight of what I've been entrusted with too much to mishandle it for the sake of saving face.
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