#Xemsai

[captainbobbin]

happy anniversary to the originators of toxic workplace yaoi

[justmeinabigolworld]

KH as Ao3 tags

I got the tags from compilation videos on this channel.

And yes, I applied some of these tags to ships. I'm not really much of a shipper, and I don't actually ship any of these pairings, so don't act like I do. I just see them enough in fanfics that I can relate them to tags.

some of these are cursed, i know

[xemboobs]

happy 1/7 have a horrible boss and his wretched middle manager

[triptychtalk]

[yanortaboi]

[thrandilf]

Saïx: I'm Xemnas's silly little rabbit

[white-bird-et-al]

-drops this here and backs away-

XemSai, Dragon!Xemnas, Priest!Saïx, ftm!Saïx

[meezelv]

[unpopularshipbracket]

Losers Bracket

Xemnas/Saix (Kingdom Hearts)

Loyalty kink? They've got that. Identity porn? Got it. Double crossing? Wheels within wheels? Moon fetish? Berserker that only one person can control? You know it, baby.

Jimmy Kudo/Hattori Heiji (Case Closed/Detective Conan)

I'm gonna play kinda fast and loose with names here bc the mix of dub/sub names has gotten me in a way not seen since Yu-Gi-Oh. Jimmy is a teen detective who gets turned into a child detective and has to live with his love interest and her deadbeat detective father, solving crimes while not letting anyone find out his true identity. It's A Lot. Heiji is another teen detective who's one of the few people who knows who he really is. He'll just like, forget that Jimmy appears as a child and start dunking on him, to the shock and horror of any onlookers. They have a cute rapport. Plus once Heiji just casually picked up Conan so he could see a crime scene better and I enjoyed that.

[satan-is-a-furry]

*Saïx and Xemnas kiss passionately and it was beautiful and everyone clapped*

*one year later*

Xemnas: Saïx! I think I'm pregnant

Saïx: oh my god yes! This is wonderful news!

*9 months later*

Saïx: the time has come

Xemnas: it's time to give birth

Saïx: yes

Vexen: push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push push

Xemnas: *screams*

Vexen: congratulations! It's a boy

Saïx: he's beautiful!

Xemnas: what will we name him?

Saïx: his name will be Shartface

Xemnas: it's beautiful!

*30 years later*

Shartface: goodbye dad and father! I am moving out to the city!

*they make a tearful goodbye, before Shartface drives off and Saïx and Xemnas walk back inside holding hands*

*the camera pans upward and zooms outward*

**THE END**

[captainbobbin]

-order and chaos-

happy xemsai day! here is a speedy little sticker design, soon to be available in my merch store :) <3

[yanortaboi]

Changing the age in my bio to 14 before posting a really bad take so no one is allowed to come at me for it

[kairithemang0]

Saix/Xemnas or Isa/Terra?

Saix/Xemnas

These two have kinda become my toxic favorite? I don't know how it happened but I dunno I think they'd be pretty terrible together. Like on the surface to the rest of the organization they'd just be an absolute power couple, but to only them they're just awful together. But I'm not apposed to it, I think that their dynamic would be really interesting to write about. Do I want them in canon? No they can stay far far away from each other and I'll be happy <3. 8/10 though, interesting in theory

Isa/Terra

I haven't thought about this one too much, hmmm. I dunno it's alright, other than the fact Terra is kinda Xemnas (ig?) they don't have much of a connection. I'm all for shipping characters who have literally never met, I think they're fun to think about. This one's not clicking with me though, I wouldn't be able to tell you why. Although shipping Terra with anyone is rough because I just think he's a boring character sooooo that might be part of it. 6/10, I would like to be able to see the vision but atm I just kinda don't :(

[triptychtalk]

MerMay: King Nothing and the Demon of the High Tide

[yanortaboi]

[white-bird-et-al]

The writing bug has caught up with me again!

Tune in for some bittersweet Isa/Lea, Lea/Roxas and Isa/Xemnas shenanigans. Including possible polyamory and a lot of redemption coming up. Currently at 8k words, will probably update even more tonight :)