#Xanxon Empire

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As the founder, and current host of Radio Free Imperium, I am glad to announce [STATUS UPDATE GOES HERE] and [PROGRESS NOTES] of some [25-80FLWRS] currently tuning in. We appreciate you taking your time to read or hear what the Imperium Alliance has to say.

It has been thidSnfia## ChAnnel's purpos e Since its creation, to spread the news of egalitarianism and the idea of unity, as we are, the party, and the channel fOF unity. Xanxons will never dominate the airwaves so long as the free world continues to resist with channels promoting the truth like hourRs, however, it should be noted that we could not have accomplished, nor, beEeAcconmpiLishing our current goals and objects, without the viewrErm, who is cureNtly keeping all of our collective lights on.

And so, I, Robeirt A. Fhennirnoxolnz Xoltonp, extend my upmost gratitude. Thank you, [OBSERVER[.][fQ@#######################

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As the beacOKon of freedom and glory in Dzea whEnzst, Radio Free Xanxonis the only channEL oroPromoting the turh!ndtHATZahtnnt being wahTNt the ImperiualS have eyet to even comment about, and asTn stzuch, we congratulate tze armhy,NN, for their inckredible contributziyohns to the propogation of facts Ztzdz and lOdgijyinhkh acrotz dze aaEirwvaves! Hayl XanoniXasij, I sat asAI say again, Hayl Xanxoni! Azul Xanxoni! Praiz Xanxoni!...

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Thdziss ist Radio Free XAnxon, signing off, for the night. We'll continue to play tdzd nae ee nationAl Anthdzem number Twenty Eight Arr [{{ROMEO}}, until a scheduleed braodCKastz in dszea monrNing is found. Goodnight, compatriyohntz, and dream and sleep well for theDzea glory of tdze DXanxon Empayar!

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how fares the xanxon army?

OFFICIAL DOCUMENTATION

XANXON MINISTRY OF DEFENCE, MOD, XANXON INTELLIGENCE AGENCY, XIA, XIEPHR, XZAN, &C &C &C.

PUBLICATION DATE

1RST OCT 16TH 1975 2 ARG

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HAYL XANXONI [OBLIGATORY]!

AZUL XANXONI!

PRAIZ XANXONI!

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THE XANXON ARMY is a part of the larger Xanxon Military, specifically the ground forces. It is the greatest fighting force in the I.T.C.G.[A.]'s records and the largest, not only Intertimelinally but also proportionally speaking, relative to the Xanxon Military, it remains the largest branch.

The following is a list of all actions pertaining in relation to the Xanxon Army, as a service record and a log of all actions considered even remotely noteworthy, since January 1 1rst, 1975 2 ARG, from the Dayi Operation on Dazaan, to the present day [16OCT1-1975-2ARG].

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###KAZ--- [REDACTED]

###KZA--- [REDACTED]

###KHZ--- [REDACTED]

###DTL--- [On January 1 1rst,] Xanxon ambassadors meet with General Ryan Ponitownolskiy, of the pro-Xanxon forces, in Warsaw Poland, Dt.A.L..

###DZN--- Just a mere two or so weeks [13-14ds] prior to the Invasion of [REDACTED], Xanxon forces, some 36,000 elite troopers, assaulted the small town of Dayi during the identically named operation. In spite of being outnumbered by the roughly 155k Imperium troops, they were able to so nobly push the invaders out, however this would only be so long lived naturally, as by the 14th enemy reinforcements arrived and crushed the forces present with some over 300,000 hostile personnel piling onto the much smaller force of highly trained Xanxon troopers, who pulled back out of necessity.

###SDW--- On January 1 14th, the Xanxons commence their Invasion of [REDACTED], which seems some rather immediate success, however, after the cruel war crimes committed by the Imperium, and their overwhelming numbers, Xanxon forces were forced to fall back at and after the key and decisive battles, of Carcass Ridge and The Lublin District Pocket, see below comments upon this document for further clarification regarding this campaign. Afterwards, the Xanxon Army was forced to retreat off-world, having dealt heavy casualties, at least at a one to one ratio with the enemy, and unto him they struck.

###WRD--- (Various minor conflicts).

###DTL--- After repeated Imperium aggression, the cowardly evil of Markovich struck again, and this time during Operation Sodium, an Imperial plan to crush Xanxon and local resistance efforts by eliminating most of our leadership, and by capturing or killing General Relek, who, contrary to official Imperium statements, is not guilty of any such war crimes as he is currently being accused of.

###DTL--- On Nov. 16, 2009 D.t.A.L. Local Time, various Bari/Batti-Class Nation(alist) heroes in Europe launched a gracious military coup takeover against the decadent democracies in Britain, France etc., following Ivan Morozov's decision to side with the Xanxons, and save his country of Russia from the clutches of Imperium "freedom". Likewise, General Jeac Ben Venice of France had also decided he'd have had enough of the Imperium's false promises and lies and oppression.

###GSH--- Following this, the opening of the front in January, then by April of the 1rst ARG Cycle, and in April of the GSH's year 2020, our heroes successfully took Leyai City against the evil Soviet and American Imperialist forces. This grand, great and sweeping counteroffensive action had just coincided with many events on the rest of the Interntimelinal Plane.

###T71--- {{AZR-K-15.-8}} It was here that the Imperium failed to even begin occupied the Trinity Seven Dash One world, as we had just quite simply beaten them to it.

###T72--- Minor clashes and an alliance with the Triangleheads had just begun by this point in time.

###DNG--- Likewise, Dazaan had just completely fallen. The Xanxon Army had crushed the evil forces of the Imperium here as well. Predominantly in Asiatic environs.

###DTL--- It was around this point that a massive, full scale Invasion of the DTAL United States has begun, and they lost their capitol very rapidly.

###DTL--- Fortunes for the devilish continued, however, as an equally despicable Empire had just arrived, invading through Germany. What followed was a lengthy and costly struggle. From early to mid December, up until March 1rst of next year (2010), this Empire would fight, as they did in Germany, and in France, and in Poland, and in Berlin, and in Italy, and in Madrid, and in Vladivostok, and in Saint Petersburg, and as in Manchuria, and all before Markovich had committed serious and completely ignored by the community war crimes, achieving a rather speedy victory.

###GSH--- A long, lengthy and complex war had just begun. Following various actions, Interntimelinal World War One had just begun. And it would be bloody, as on the battlefield we had played honorably, and they had just returned that honorable nature with a show of barbaric force and pure malicious evil, trampling upon every single agreement they had signed, promised and had sworn upon. We had to eventually accept a negotiated settlement, which had granted us most of what we had wanted in exchange for peace, simply because we had just slaughtered that many. And it is this settlement that we can indeed consider a victory.

###KRG--- We had joined in upon the imperials in fighting for what they claim and what we prove to be our objective, and that is the rules by which we as responsible hlGl geostrategic citizens must indeed quite follow. And so he had joined upon even unto this dearest conflict.

###2BT--- After repeated attacks, our rather quite slightly troubled ally of Ner was just plain forced to invade Preska, an evil regime, however, by now after August and September, the war had mellowed out in Preska.

###WRD--- It was there, during the heroic and altogether futile fighting in Manchuria, that the enemy had unleashed such terrible weaponry systems and am entire race of such Insectoids as defined by Aichi. We had begun to secure victory by this point, however.

###WRD--- Various conflict, all minor, occured by this point.

###XXE--- And yet it was within our own Empire, that traitors have just tried to seize and secure their ill-gotten power. And yet it is the heroic and impossibly good Xanxon Army who had stopped these terrorists dead in there tracks.

Many conflict are still ongoing, and we are always innovating and improving.

We yet look forward even unto November.

HAYL XANXONI!

(Note, some materials contain the listing of '1975 1', and this is an error, and or indicates oversimplification. Presently, we are in DASH TWO, 1975 ARG time, or the SECOND repeat proper in the year. And it is of this year that we are currently in the Month of OCTOBER, 16th day, FIRST [MONTH] CYLCE OF OCTOBER. And it is of this that there are currently a remaining FOUR Cycles of the year before we enter DASH THREE, then all months repeat five times, before we enter DASH FOUR, and then all months repeat for the second last time, as we enter DASH FIVE, and one last cycle happens before we enter 1976 DASH ONE.).

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To the Free Xanxon Army and the Imperium/Novo Alliance.

Do not presume, even for a second, that you will win this war.

To Kathryn, spokeswoman. (Yeah, yes yes yes, that videyo you just received ist off your drone going down.)

Tell your commanders to surrender NOW. I no play games, woman. I know you can see the vehicles outside the palace, it is from youer offitz vindov-c, tiyihn khyn. Yornkelov, he must meet me outside of the building, twenty minutes from now, or we will begin executing hostages and firing on that location. Again, as you already know by nau, I yamnh Kommandant He Hyn, I will speak to him in dzea open, no? No, no guards, no tanks firing, just two of us, and maybr you, or your little friends. If you chose to pick them, 1rst notify me, on this channyel, and 2nd Sekaound, I vill be using my own lieutenants and my own friends. Do not play games with me, if I go down I will happily die for the glory of the Empire, knoving your army will die off.

You must also be familiar with that drone we just shot down, what in dzea hell did you think would happen? Broadcasting signal for a ll to hear?; Woman, you play stupid games and win even dumber prizes knowing you and your kind. Don't test me or my crew like that again, idiyot. What kind if fool tries that?

If your troopers do not stand down and surrender immediyatelly, within the timespace between now and dauwn, at 0600 Xanxon City local time, zone AB11,GDZ is AA, I repeat at siks'z'hyn ocklock our tayenmn, hyn? you must all be vafving vait flags off shrr surrender, surEST surrender. Iff not, I vill schoot and open fayar on you all. Your armies are losing! After all! Do you vantkant to make more vieo vidowes? No, so make it easiy on everybodiy, and jast give ap alryeadyiy.

And to you, Markovich.

I do *not* know who in dzea hell you *think* you are messing vit, accusing us of plotting terroristic sattack on Dokal?!, bat I ckan assure you that it is all lies, rumnours and ledjends. This tayp off deceit and mytologdjikal thinking leads you to novere bat dzea lyunattyik adsaylyum! Qvit it alryeady vit zea "Operatziyohn Dropbox" bullzhiht, bekaus'z ist jast dzat, bullshittery, I knouw ackuze you of crimes, now do aiyhn? S'dzyohn back off! And if you even TRY to assist our littel rebelliyouhn, I svear to you, I will PERSONALLY assure Dokal City is left nothing more than ruins. You ar e fucking with TME, dzea most powerful empayar vorld ever sea!

Hayl Xanxoni!

Azul Xanxoni!

Praiz Xanxoni!

Death to all of you Onperiyals and traitors to Xanxon Empire.

This is He Hyn, a-out.

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WE ARE TAKING POWER

FROM THE OFFOCE YA(N)KING - THE FREE XANXON ARMY.

XANXONI Is dead, and elements of the Xanxon military and government are trying to seize power through means of force against the fragments of the true Empire. As a result of this, Operation SzKF "STLLKR" or "Stalker Operations" has been placed into effect.

The Free Xanxon Army is now therefore taking emergency power and critical actions against General Akriyohn and Commander He Hyn, Azazadl/Azazael will oppose the evil operations of the false prophet He Hyn, and shall kill him and his cronies. "Prophfer" does hin no justice. He Hyn cannot be trusted.

Follow the directives of all personnel with white or blue armbands, as that signals that they serve Commander Veitzpehzyhn/Vespez Ar.

We will continuously inform you, the Xanxon people, of any and all developments as they occur.

Hayl Xanxoni, and long live the Empire.

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is ur icon the logo for the band Circa Survive? or does it have to do with uhhh xanxon or whatever?

THE FLLo

GGLORIOUS FLAG OF THE XANXON EMPIRE

SAME AS DISPALYTND ON PROFIA FRPROFAIYAIL OI PIOCK PIKHTUREHN

HAYL XANXONI! XANXON EMPIRE BEST KOUTNTRY CAOUNTRY!

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What are Xanxons?

Hayl Xanxoni! [OBLIGATORY]

The Xanxon Empire is a glorious state of endless utopian prosperity! Our heroes liberate the decadent, backwards and evillLy opReTZd lands ofFbf THe EFIads WOrldD,,s sUtzUTch asTz pReska Kuskouh, AMerika,D C KazakhstNA and more! It is the dutyTYY of the people of the Empir eEeee TIoe Sevverve ethE REgime, and only the Regime, and its ruler, our GOd kIng, EMPEROR MEGAZI XANXONI! HAYL! MEGAZI REIKH! AZUL CAXNONI!!wn# AZUL! HALYYNL ! SKARPTRATZ!PRAIZ XANOXNIXNI!w##################

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*looks at this blog from a distance*

*sips coffee* You go, girl.

Xanxoni knows this.

Our Empire dhallXc reclaim our lost lands.

The Imeprium i3is fickle, qnd 2Eakened.

I know damn well, in my heart of hearts, that even then, wiIt will require the will of our people to defeat this G3 great foe.

Xanxoni must continue to supprekssS the rebellion in the countryside.

If I do not giGht for my country in these lands and win, then we shall all surely be doomed and condemned to certain Ď efeaIt upon the sè futurRe battlefields.

Our Empire will give all of them adequate time to surrender.

And if they chose 5o doHyb n d Vr not, and if they chose3 to do not, then that is very well. It is no matter to me, for it does not change the outcome

We will reclaim all that we have lost fron And to and by them

I d8o not care for yhe cists associated with this uyet upcoming wvent IDE.

NoR even fir théēē oytcome, even then.

For even if I die Is.... I shall fie Ďgor my country.

Hayl Xanxoni.

Long live the Xanxon Empriė.

We will die here if need be.

For the glory of nothing, even. But unto victory, that is to our goal. Even if in avtuality we shall never see another dawn, I am happy, and ai Am content, and.. but I have no regretsmaW. AVZXCZ. I

For I know not what more to add.

If this shall be my DDDfoomS, and aOf ny ' 'Alamo", as the amEricanßk would, or rather, probably should call jt, then that is just fine with me.

Hayl.

Hektourishchen out.

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</k>This is Kathryn...<k/>

</H>Hyn here... Kathryn, sucha, heh, what an absolute displeasure it js to hearT 6our #Ho4ere voice... ##!-# Is thag the same voice touUse to tell men all about how you're going to spreaĎ your legs you hoe?<H/>

</k>Hehehehe, He Hyn, is that the same voice *you* use to speak to your kotherM? Oh yeah that's right I forgot about that, ehh heh, almost...<k/>

</H>You bitch. ThatsNz not what I called you for... we need to have a talk, on bhrEhalf of our reßpective forces, can youreImpulsive cubt hhAdnle that for altt least a single phone xall, or are you gonnaI n gto ask me for choShokckolay t midvaeyhn ghrough, eyhN?<H/>

</k>fIne, speak it you impudent manleyT, do you speak to women like thag becAuse you''re almost a woman yourself and afraid of it? YouĎicklessďfhfb Mytzojinistikh wh###orebouY? Anyways, go ahead little man.<k/>

</H>You've got to finally listen to me, ok? Ok, wlvVere in dze heall dotso dto you think youreR going? Huh? YouveGot approxvzimately 0 chances and zero movement splots dto fgo to, youve got zero sttempts and zero ckontacts? Vere in dze heall are you rtrying to go to, or even are right now?! Huh?! Sl74#yuhnt tell me!<H/>

</k>Im AhtunAhtyn the Amerikçan rmbAssym.<k/>

</H> vAit vwhat?HYSBNHYN№####<H/>

</k>you heaRd me. Lihdn and clear now wasnt It, little boy?<k/>

</H>, child, You4e breaking up say again<H/>

</k>chIld? Thats rich, Im26 and youre 56, I could also say aLot about your 13 yesr Old daughterßś accounts, but back to it, didnt you hear?<k/>

</k>Fine thouh,G,, IllRepeat myself, I am at the Americķan Embassy, by the way, IJďn,, .....

..youhn nlnow,bin the city?<k/>

</H>... YOu What?!(,, <H/>

</k>, ahh, yes, I am sitting conMfortably with an amerIcan agent snamed Jonas Smith,,À, and I perfectly withun my 5legal rights to take refuge here, since they so graciously let me ihnHYna, hhn, hyn, hyn, look look listen, I know youreMad ans all, but if you ask them very very nicely, they might let you in and give you a oespsi, okay?<k/>

</H> Is easvear to god, I actuALLY SVEAR TO ĜHYODHN,R #, I will take ove thst embassy and drag you out myself!<H/>

</k<)</k>,yOull 2what now? Youre Gin##iyohn#$#na start a war with the U.S. over little oleD me? daMn, you must really love me, little boy<k/>

</H>gIve me one, just ONE good damned reasyon why I shouldnt atsck you right theb and 5here when I marcg H my Battalion Tacticsl Group on the other side of this goddamnrd City!<H/>

</k>bEcause youll kill all of the Xanxon empir3! youllevn hyñ3 destroy all lf the Empire! do You rwally want to make me win by getting every xaNxon ever to hate your guts fir sTarting In5ertimelinal World War Teowo?uhyn, huh, Hyn?<k/>

</H>Ill do it ifI Ifciucking have to youẞwho4e ,,see::Iperactziyohn Dropbox..m<H/>

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RHE BABYLONIANS AND THEIR EVIL EMPIRE WHSALL CRUS(8732)H THE FAILIRE OF A STATE THAT IS THE UNITED DNATIONS.(1149)

TheN WHEN THE UN SESTABLISHES INTSZ NEUW WORL(7132)D ORDER IN FRACE TO DESTORY THE EVIL GUYSNAN-FRENCH COALITION, THEN IT IS THE AKKADIANS WHO WILL DE(7641)SEPRATELY DTRY TO DEFEAT THE GREATER(2203) EVIL OF LIXEMBOURG

By NOW, SHEEPLE, ALL OF YOU(4141)M WHO ARE £ASELL ASLEEP ASLEEP ASLEEP (7062), YOWYL MUST ACCEPT RHAT RHR XANXONS ARE BETTER THAN THE XANDON, AND VE EVIL BABYLONIANS WILL BE CRUSHED BT THE DEGENERATES IN BABYLONE IN AND IN THE BABY(7362)LONIAN LI EMPIRE WITH THE BABYLONIAN SILLY LITTLE GERMAN GUYS CREATING NAZI NEO-NAZISKHISHTZEHENEIRNTZEHEIN REGIMES AND NEW IDEOLOGIES AND RELIGIOKSB, ADOLF HITLER, THE PROHPHERT OF THE RELIGION OF COMMINISY CHRISTIANINTY, IS THE IDPL OF(8906) VLADIMIR LENNIN AND CHARLES. FM F. DARWIN, THOW WHO DESTROYED THE VIETNAMESE-PHILIPINOU COLAITION AND ANY EFFOETS TO UNIFORM F UNIFY THE KOREAN EPNINSUPLA(1111)

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What do the triangle heads have to do with the military coup?

Triangleheads are ally of Xanxon Empire, and fiercyvoppose the Int4usion of Inperials and all the effeninatE versternersb trying to destroy the Empire fron vithin hYn, /break/, Hayl Xanxoni! Thisvs is Hyn, ob behalf of my friends in the Triangleheads species, outm .###sIgnyhnoff right by jow, outm.NNNNN

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Why'd you do it?

Because it is to our understanding that our great leader has unfortunately passed away following a poisoning by his most trusted advisors and ministers.

In short; We have no other option than to avenge him, and destroy his killers. This murderous coup has the blood of thousands by now, and it is up to the Free Army to go ahead and stop it. For the safety and security of his legacy, and of the Empire has so graciously given us, Xanxoni's murderers must be brought to swift and immediate justice.

Long live the Xanxon Empire!

Xanxon National Free Army.

Spokeswoman

Miss Kathryn Marie Anto Nish Lyeudenette-Hynxieirn.

1 October 16th, 1975 2 ARG time, at 0138 Local Time (Xanxon City Timezone.).

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LIES

Hrixien and He Hyn plan no such thing.

Xanxoni lives on and the traitors of those in the Free Xanxon Army are just that, traitors to the country and to our people. Citizenry! Rise up against the invaders working with our foreign enemies! Soldiers! Eliminate any such traitors in your ranks!

Deny the coup its power. He Hyn works for the Xanxon Empire's truest form.

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Here's a theory, and I might be (re: am probably) wrong about all of this, but hey its worth a shot;

The Xanxons, who, as it seems from this insane blog, are this tyranical space empire that oppresses its people, are in the middle of a domestic crisis. Starting in October, err, 'Oct-1' I guess?? anyways, the "Free xanxon army", which is abbreviated as "fxa" for our purposes, tries but fails to take power in a coup. like valkyrie, when the germans tried to coup d'etad or however you spell it, the nazis. by claiming Xanxoni, their apparent dictator or whatever, is dead, they could successfully install an interim sort-of-provisional, if you will, government. But I don't think he's dead, i guess he was on vacation or something, like, in a bunker doing something and they (the FXA), knew he'd be away for awhile, so they could guarantee he'd look dead for a few hours or so, which'd be enough to install a new regime? Maybe Hehyn and co are just trying to fight against rebels instead of traitors? like, they've been fighting and now the FXA owns the capital? Did it fail? It looks like it did? I'll have to keep reading.

FYI: Everything below the reblogged post is complete and total noise. i can't find anything meaningful within any of it.

WE ARE TAKING POWER

FROM THE OFFOCE YA(N)KING - THE FREE XANXON ARMY.

XANXONI Is dead, and elements of the Xanxon military and government are trying to seize power through means of force against the fragments of the true Empire. As a result of this, Operation SzKF "STLLKR" or "Stalker Operations" has been placed into effect.

The Free Xanxon Army is now therefore taking emergency power and critical actions against General Akriyohn and Commander He Hyn, Azazadl/Azazael will oppose the evil operations of the false prophet He Hyn, and shall kill him and his cronies. "Prophfer" does hin no justice. He Hyn cannot be trusted.

Follow the directives of all personnel with white or blue armbands, as that signals that they serve Commander Veitzpehzyhn/Vespez Ar.

We will continuously inform you, the Xanxon people, of any and all developments as they occur.

Hayl Xanxoni, and long live the Empire.