#Xander dick rider

[thot-farm]

ARGHWOOFWOKMSBANEKRJDHAHSDARGHWOOFWOOFBARK I KNEW IT WAS HIN JUST BY SEEING THE SILHOUETTE!! I GASPED SO LOUD IT HURT!! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HIM FOR YEARS. I FINALLY GOT HIM WITH THE FREE TICKETS AFTER TWO GAUIS AND TWO HALLOWEEN SAKURAS I'M SO HAPPY. I CAN HAVE A TEAM OF SUMMER FESTIVAL BROS!!!

ARHGHWIOFBARKWOOFHATGHWOOFBARKWOOFWOFFBARKARRGHWOOF

[rachelcommitscrimes]

i’d just forfeit at that point 💀

[dogboysammerlotte]

@tana-draws

Yikes, didn’t know I was about to run into Giles’ #1 dick rider 🤨 it’s weird af that you stalked my blog and pulled out a comment I made FOUR years ago. I haven’t seen the show in years but you haven’t even finished it yet so… it’s hard to know if anything I do say could be a spoiler, but I hate Giles and Xander not just because they’re mean to my favorite babygirl Angel who has never done anything wrong in his life /s. And the point about Angel having a triple kill count is ridiculous point blank since it’s been proven time and time again that Angelus and Angel are not the same people despite sharing the same body.

(ignoring ATS and the last season and a half of Buffy because I’m halfway through s6 and haven’t seen Angel yet)

Which One Of These Characters Do You Think Hates Angel The Most?

note: I know from one of those “previously on” things in s4 that Faith was in ATS. Maybe her relationship with Angel mended on ATS, if so please don’t tell me since I haven’t seen it yet. I am basing this on their relationship in s3, in which she was down to kill him in Revelations despite not knowing who he was, and in which she also shot him with a poisoned arrow. Seems pretty not friendly.

Please reblog for a larger sample size (if you want to.)

[fatesdeepdive]

Entry 7: The Hardest Choice

Chapter 6: The Path Is Yours

We rush into the battlefield from the future vision prologue and find Xander and Ryoma dueling. Xander, after making sure Corrin is okay, announces that Nohr is invading Hoshido to show off their strength. He points out that ending things quickly will prevent unnecessary bloodshed, which is a fair point. But, you know what else would prevent unnecessary bloodshed? Not invading Hoshido.

The two families argue over ownership of Corrin and she is forced to choose a side. Stand with her genetic family and fight to defend Hoshido from violent invaders, or stand with her adoptive family and invade a neighboring country, slaughtering countless civilians in the process. Or play the DLC route. Or go play Super Smash Bros.

And I mean, is this even a choice? Nohr is evil. Like, insanely evil. Ten minutes ago they blew up a marketplace and killed dozens of children. They’re invading Hoshido for shits and giggles and we’re supposed to side with them? Corrin’s supposed to be a good person, why the fuck would she ever join Nohr’s army?

And it’s not like Corrin has any love for Nohr as a country. She spent fifteen years in prison, she doesn’t know the people. Hell, she hates how Nohr looks and feels. Garon murdered her parents, kidnapped her, held her captive, and tried to murder her. Twice.

There is only one reason to join Nohr: love for Xander, Camila, Leo, and Elise. And that’s a relatable reason, standing by your family even if they’re evil. But, it feels cowardly to kill innocent people just because you don’t want to fight your family.

No, not cowardly. Evil. This is a choice between good and evil, with both sides holding up signs saying which they are. And that’s part of the problem with this game. Nohr is so ridiculously evil and Hoshido is so ridiculously good. At this point, we have seen no justification for any evil Nohr does. They’re evil for the point of evil. And even when Hoshido does shady things, like kidnapping Azura or having a mind control barrier, the game glosses over it to avoid having the good guys be morally grey. And let’s be honest, it’s kinda infuriating that Intelligent Systems, a Japanese company, made a game where the most explicitly Japanese kingdom in the franchise is pure good and the European kingdom is cartoonishly evil.

This game tries to paint this as a choice between two families, and that doesn’t work. Painting it as a choice between two families lessens the impact of siding with Nohr to protect your family. Plus, again, the Hoshidans are strangers. Hoshido is not Corrin’s home and the Hoshidan royals are not her family. The only one who was given enough screen time to feel like family was Mikoto, and she’s dead. Maybe it’s a cultural thing, but I really don’t give a shit about Corrin’s blood. I’m not choosing Birthright because I want Corrin to claim her Birthright, I’m choosing it because Nohr is cartoonishly evil.

And here’s the kicker, the ultimate reason to choose Hoshido: Garon tried to murder Corrin. Twice. First with Hans at the bridge, then again with the bomb at the plaza. Choosing Nohr is suicidally stupid. I know Corrin’s naive, but this is just idiotic.

And Corrin doesn’t even bring this up. She doesn’t shout to Xander, “Hans attempted to murder me as we were fleeing the Bottomless Canyon, apparently working under orders from King Garon. I do not feel safe returning to Nohr.”

No, she doesn’t explain jack shit. She lets Xander think she’s betraying him, when in reality she’s just doing the right thing. Corrin is an imbecile and it makes this game painfully dumb.

Birthright Chapter 6: In The White Light

We chose Hoshido. Right away, the chapter title screen changes, going from the mix of white lilies and black roses from earlier chapters to just white lilies. The text boxes also get a new blueish tint. Corrin tells Xander to withdraw his troops and that she’s siding with Hoshido.

Xander says that Corrin must be brainwashed. He reveals that he’s known all along that Garon kidnapped Corrin as a child. Something that he kept from Corrin, because he’s a great older brother. He tells Corrin that they are family, regardless of blood, and that Garon will forgive her. The first one of those is true, but the other is laughable. Has he ever met Garon?

Corrin tells Xander about Garon blowing up the plaza, killing dozens of innocent people, and endangering her life. Corrin calls Garon evil and Xander, apparently ignoring the whole mass murder thing, gets pissed. Corrin asks him to join her and Xander attacks her. Prick.

Side note, the music in this scene is fantastic. It reminds me of the Midmire theme from Awakening and really feels hopeless. Xander beats the shit out of Corrin and Ryoma runs in to save her. The two princes duel, and the battle begins. Also, Jakob shows up.

Ryoma, Hinoka, and Tamuki join Corrin as the two families battle. Interestingly, those three are listed as being part of a different army on the bottom screen, implying that they won’t be around after this battle.

Ryoma

The crown prince of Hoshido. A swordmaster with impeccable strength, skill, and speed. His personal skill, Bushido, makes him fight better when supported by low level units, fitting his honorable Samurai aesthetic. His armor looks cool, but he has crazy, Raditz length hair and this weird horned crown that I dislike. He carries this cool lightning katana called Ranjito. Personality wise, he seems a bit dull. He’s a loyal, protective prince, but at first glance there isn’t much more there.

Hinoka

Corrin’s older sister and a Sky Knight. Her personal skill buffs damage of nearby allies. I kinda like her tomboy haircut and lack of a ridiculously big bust, she looks more like a normal person than most Fates characters. She seems really protective of Corrin and her homeland. Also, I kinda hate her voice.

Takumi

Corrin’s brother, an archer. Who is a prick. A massive prick. He has a massive attack stat for an archer and wields a custom bow that shoots arrows made of light. His design isn’t too interesting, aside from the ponytail that looks weird because it’s cut off by the edge of the screen in his portrait. Personality wise, Takumi is a prick. He’s the best written character in the game, from what I remember. But he’s still a prick.

Also, I suppose I should discuss the Nohrian royals now, because by the time I play Fates my perception will be clouded by the events of Birthright.

Xander

The honorable prince of Nohr. Our protector turned enemy. A Paladin reminiscent of Camus, Selena, and Mustafa from past games, willing to stand by his country even if it is evil. Stat wise, Xander is an absolute tank. His personal skill is called Chivalry, a parallel to Ryoma’s Bushido. It boosts him when fighting enemies with full health. I love Xander’s design, the black and purple with an ascot that makes him look both intimidating and regal, the small black cwon, and that face. He looks like a man tormented by his own actions. I love Xander’s personality, this honorable man who, when forced to choose between his family and his morals, chose the former. He’s actually a good parallel to Corrin, now that I think about it. That said, he is a bit dumb, and trying to kill Corrin was a dick move.

Camila

Ugh. Camila. She’s a new class called Malig Knight, basically a Wyvern Rider with magic abilities. Her personal skill boosts the damage done by allies. Her design...sigh...her design is very, very, very fanservicey, with massive titties and exposed cleavage. Camila is a fanservice character, which is a trend in Fire Emblem that I’m not fond of. Personality wise she’s...creepily obsessed with Corrin, to the point of being kinda incestuous. Ugh. Camila was this game’s breakout character and that’s really disappointing, because she’s probably the worst of the royals in my opinion.

Leo

Leo’s a Dark Knight with a personal skill called Pragmatic that boosts damage against already injured foes. I like how his armor looks; the collar is a bit much, but it’s kinda charming. Also, he looks like he’s Xander’s brother, which is something that they forgot to do with the rest of the royals. Personality wise, he seems to be the only character in this family that isn’t a gigantic moron, which is refreshing. The trick with faking Kaze and Rinkah’s deaths was nefarious, but kind, which is a trait I like in a character.

Elise

The other moe healer little sister, now on horseback. Her personal skill reduces damage done to nearby allies. Design wise, she looks adorable. So adorable that she should not be a soldier and should not have children. I do like the pigtails, although it is weird that they’re both purple and blonde. She’s a bit more forceful in her personality than Sakura, which is good. She’s cute but not boring.

The battle, if you can even call it that, was basically just a quick fight between Ryoma and Xander. After the Nohrians retreat without saying anything, Corrin swears to stand with Hoshido, even though it's the hardest choice she’s ever made. Even though, as we’ve discussed, it isn’t a hard choice at all.

Also, the intro plays again. Nothing is different this time, but it does play again. After that pointless interruption, Lilith shows up again. Remember Lilith? She was important a few chapters ago. And then wasn’t mentioned again until this moment. Lilith takes us into the Astral Plane, introducing us to a new mechanic: My Castle. Which we will get into, next time.

[hiddenwashington]

mwm's? i hope the admins are having a good day/night !

what a sweetheart! we hope you’re having a lovely day/night too, my love! we’ve asked our wonderful members who they would like to see and we’ve got a big ol’ list for you to choose from, angel, so get ready!

our most wanted males are: reginald hargreeves, raymond chestnut, hazel, pogo (the umbrella academy), jon snow, robb stark, ned stark, bran stark, theon greyjoy, tyrion lannister, tywin lannister, gendry baratheon, robert baratheon, stannis baratheon, renly baratheon, joffrey baratheon, tommen baratheon, khal drogo, viserys targaryen, jorah mormont (game of thrones), stefan salvatore, damon salvatore, kol mikaelson, elijah mikaelson, finn mikaelson, tyler lockwood, matt donovan, alaric saltzman, enzo st. john, kai parker, luke parker (tvd/to/legacies), hercules mulligan, aaron burr, philip hamilton, george washington, thomas jefferson (hamilton), johnny rose, ted mullens, mutt schitt, roland schitt (schitt’s creek), james rhodes, happy hogan, bruce banner, erik lensherr, ned leeds, thanos, t’challa, clint barton, howard stark, phil coulson, nick fury, sam wilson, peter quill, rocket raccoon, groot, drax the destroyer, vision, stephen strange, wong, odin, heimdall, the grandmaster (marvel), albus dumbledore, aberforth dumbledore, ron weasley, percy weasley, amycus carrow, peter pettigrew, lorcan scamander, seamus finnigan, travers, mulciber, rodolphus lestrange, tom riddle/voldemort, oliver wood, blaise zabini, rubeus hagrid, newt scamander, cedric diggory, colin creevey, dennis creevey, barty crouch jr., dudley dursley, marcus flint, cygnus black, evan rosier, orion black (harry potter), clark kent, bruce wayne, oliver queen, wally west, dick grayson, cisco ramon (dc comics), mike wheeler, steve harrington, dustin henderson, lucas sinclair, jonathan byers, billy hargrove (stranger things), gomez addams, uncle fester, lurch (the addams family), riley biers, laurent, garrett, eleazar, aro, caius, marcus (twilight), coop, leo wyatt, chris halliwell, wyatt halliwell, cole turner (charmed), tarkin, jabba the hutt, chewbacca (star wars), frenchie, mm, billie butcher (the boys), mike munroe, chris hartly, matthew taylor (until dawn), ben hanscom, bill denbrough, mike hanlon, (stephen king’s it), giles, angel, xander, oz, wesley (buffy the vampire slayer), gordon cole, harry truman, tommy 'hawk' hill, albert Rosenfield (twin peaks), tommy ross, billy nolan (carrie), lestat de lioncourt (the vampire chronicles), percy jackson, grover underood, luke castellan (percy jackson), glenn rhee, rick grimes, daryl dixon, gabriel stokes, alden, aaron, morgan jones, abraham ford, eugene porter, paul ‘jesus’ rovia, ezekiel, jerry, tyreese williams, shane walsh, hershel greene (the walking dead), flynn rider, the stabbington brothers, varian, jacques, gus gus, prince kit (disney), and finally…. shrek!

members, of course feel free to reply to this if you think of any more for this lovely anon!

[zertheahq]

mwm

clark kent, oliver queen, barry allen, harrison well, cisco ramon, hartley rathaway, dick grayson, jason todd, & arthur curry from dc. derek hale, isaac lahey, theo raeken, & liam dunbar from teen wolf. eren yeager, armin arlert, zeke yeager, reiner braun & bertolt hoover from attack on titan. march mare, mad hatter, cheshire cat, robin hood, the hunstman, peter pan, captian hook, prince adam ( the beast ), merlin, yen sid, faciller, aladdin, all the prince charmings, & flynn rider from disney. warren graham, nathan prescott, sean diaz, daniel diaz, finn & frank from life is strange. damon & stefan salvatore, the mikaelson boys, landon kirby, mg, kaleb hawkins, sebastian, tyler lockwood & marcel gerard from the vdu. lucifer, caliban, harvey kinkle, archie andrews, jughead jones, fangs forgarty, sweet pea, reggie mantle, kevin keller, & dorian from the archie comics ( & collected shows. ). steve rogers, sam wilson, peter quill, clint barton, phil coulson, alex wilder, chase stein, jonah, james rhodes, bruce banner, stephen strange, thor odinson, & grant ward from marvel.  spike, angel, rupert giles, xander harris, oz, wesley wyndum-price, ben ( & by default glory ) & charles gunn from the buffyverse. harry potter, the weasley boys, draco, scorpius & lucius malfoy, albus & james potter ( both james ), remus lupin, fred weasley jr., the dumbledores, regulus black, cedric diggory, blaise zabini, dean thomas, seamus finnigan & neville longbottom from harry potter. 

if none of those take your interests, you could check out our most wanted tag. or send us in some fandoms and we can give you most wanted from those !!

[gascon-en-exil]

Mercilessly Judging the Camus Archetype

Per request by Markoftheasphodel, here’s a bonus round of the Mercilessly Judging series, in which I’ll be using my discriminating taste and considerable experience with hot (and not-so-hot) gay sex to grade that most curious of Fire Emblem character archetypes, the Camus. What was probably intended to be written as a figure out of classical tragedy has instead morphed into an only occasionally tragic sex symbol, because that’s what you get when your namesake is the male equivalent of Helen of Troy. Since I like my men like I like my roux - rich, seasoned, and thick in just the right places - I’m especially well-equipped for this undertaking.

The Arbitrary Requirements

Slotting characters into FE archetypes can be a slippery business, and so to get that part out of the way first I’ve settled on the criteria I’ll be using to determine who will end up on this list. These guys must possess at least three of the following traits:

Unrecruitable, at least in the main game or the game/route in which they fulfill the Camus role

Unwavering loyalty toward his country and/or a major antagonist

Blond

Black armor/clothing

A legendary weapon

A paladin or other horse-mounted class

They must also be male, both because I am absolutely not the person to ask when it comes to judging women and because the female Camus, a.k.a. the Ishtar, comes with traits of her own, such as a greater predisposition toward magic and a romantic inclination toward the antagonist to whom she’s loyal. The latter trait is obviously absent from their male counterparts, except in Tellius because of course.

Camus/Zeke/Sirius - Camus classic

This man’s dick has caused world wars. It’s that amazing. Has identity issues that are only worsened by his roleplaying and use of aliases. Long-term value is questionable as he has a tendency to outlive the countries he serves...but hey, at least he has a long term unlike half the guys here.

9/10 - The greatest sex you will ever have, but loses a point because when it comes time to settle down it’ll be pretty low-rent.

Eldigan - Camus père

An idiot, but not as much of an idiot as his two college buddies. His sister wants to sleep with him. Is the only guy on this list to have spawned a little Camus of his own (Shiro and Siegbert don’t count.).

5/10 - Suffers from a short amount of screentime and loyalty to a mere arc villain, and not even an interesting one at that. Saved only by brother kink.

Ares - Camus fils

The aforementioned little Camus. Wishes he was as cool as his dad, but at least he’s recruitable. Has no sister to get all hot and bothered, but he’s got a first cousin for that as well as an orphaned prostitute dancer. 

7/10 - Actually gets to be a king in the end, but Naga help Agustria if he doesn’t have competent people supporting him. Also...cousin kink, maybe?

Reinhardt - magic Camus

So threatening as a boss that the only safe strategy for his map is apparently warpskipping. Does not want to bone his sister even though this is Jugdral, and he gets cockblocked by the setting equivalent of the Antichrist possessing the body of a teenage boy. Harsh.

4/10 - Too waifish for the role. Is much better in Heroes, or so I’ve heard.

Perceval - gay Camus

The smartest man on this list since he sees the wisdom in joining up with the fifteen-year old ginger with the inexplicably gigantic harem on the word of his boyfriend - or a prostitute dancer who happens to know his boyfriend, close enough. Is what Elffin will be coming home to after he’d done traveling the world doing Bard Things.

10/10 - FE6 needs a remake just for him. Who wouldn’t want to come home to such a devoted retainer?

Galle - flying Camus

Has the honorable but doomed soldier and tragic unattainable love interest parts of the role down pat, but kind of an outlier otherwise. He’s more like Arion redux, who’s not on this list because I kind of forgot about him. Oops.

3/10 - He and Arion have the option to not die, I guess? Kind of takes the wind out of the whole loyalty thing. A real Camus puts his loyalty to his nation above the needs of his dick, guys.

Murdock - roadblock Camus

See, now here’s an FE6 anti-villain Camus done right. Not very interesting, mind you, but he gets the point. To think that the entire game wouldn’t have happened if he’d just been a better babysitter.

4/10 - Too bulky, too purple, and too dead. More than two decades of service to wind up as the least engaging Camus is a game piled full of them. That’s his real tragedy.

Linus - ‘roid rage Camus

Allergic to shirts and seriously needs to calm down. He might look like perfect one-night stand material, but that’s not the Camus way.

6/10 - Misses the mark, but I wouldn’t kick him out of bed. Is very...attached to his brother. Best enjoyed as a pair.

Lloyd - goatee Camus

The least Asian swordmaster boss ever. Embraces tranquility in the face of death befitting of the archetype much better than his brother.

6/10 - Equally as hot in his own way, even if it’s still non-standard. His Heroes artwork is a new degree of heinous, though.

Bryce - old Camus

The Rider of Daein no one cares about, least of all Ashnard. At least he’s packing a legendary lance, the confusingly-named Wishblade. 

3/10 - Is not too likely to die since his boss has a much bigger movement range, but is also not too likely to have any kind of resolution. Might have been better in his prime.

Levail - uke Camus

His loyalty to a man who’s never going to give him the D is beyond reproach, mostly because that man is also a Camus dealing with his own cocktease situation. That’s just how Sephiran likes to keep his underlings in line.

4/10 - Very definitely a bottom. Presumably commits suicide if you kill Zelgius before him since he knows he’ll never get laid now.

Zelgius - dramatic Camus

Is Ike’s foil down to his having to choose between a bishonen caster and his faithful lieutenant, but Zelgius chose poorly in the end. Props for pulling off the Black Knight schtick with far more gravity than any Camus before or since. It’s hard to beat a concealed identity and a dramatic reveal. Or cold-blooded murder.

7/10 - Gets a sexy shirtless scene and numerous guys who want his cock (including Valtome, to everyone’s displeasure), but he remains true to his archetype in the end by standing by the one man who’ll definitely get him killed.

Yen’fay - Asian Camus

Asian racial stereotyping in a Japanese-made game...so confusing. He fights you in an active volcano, which is pretty badass. Also, his Spotpass recruitment doesn’t cancel out his death thanks to alternate universe shenanigans. Imagine that.

2/10 - Has non-sexy sister angst and...not all that much else, really. Since he’s a stereotype he presumably has a tiny dick.

Xander - woobie Camus

A sensitive soul carrying around a lot of familial trauma who longs for a loving father and a fabulous pink ensemble. Not psychologically cut out to be a Camus and he knows it, but funny what accidentally murdering your own sister will do for your motivation. Likes to spout contradictory ideas about the nature of justice to disguise his own fatalism...or because the writers were sloppy.

8/10 - Has way too many issues to be all that stable, but he’s undeniably hot and plays his part to a tee. Would ride his giant carrot any day.

Ryoma - shonen Camus

Blew off Camus class because it was too Eurocentric for him, so all he knows is how to be arrogant and dickish and then commit ritual suicide at exactly the right time to make you cry over how good and honorable he was. Would have been significantly more palatable if the story ever acknowledged that he’s kind of an asshole.

5/10 - Actually is the head of state during his tenure as a Camus, but he’s clearly been cast in the wrong role. In the endgame boss gauntlet ranks below the Obviously Evil minor villain duo...fail.

Berkut - psychotic Camus

First fully-voiced Camus, and he’s doing a lot better there than Zeke. Goes off the deep end in a terrible way, killing both his fiancée and his gay hanger-on in the process. Still has undeniable style and gravitas for a remake addition.

7/10 - The explicit afterlife redemption leaves a bit of a sour note, but it’s easy to see why Fernand wants him so badly. Let’s hope that his obvious inadequacy issues aren’t stemming from anything below the belt.

[sunandhisdragon]

Earning the kiss and Xander’s approval had Alexei breathing much more easily. He had learned how to please Xander and had spared Konstantin’s life, and it was all that he could ask for.

He had never before gotten that sort of reaction from the Khal, and Alexei couldn’t help but be proud of himself for managing to do so.

After realizing that Konstantin was still there, Xander grew annoyed and pulled Alexei off the bed in a hurry. Alexei caught his pants as they were thrown to him and tugged them on before shooting Konstantin an apologetic glance.

Konstantin wouldn’t meet his gaze.

Alexei didn’t have a second chance to try before Xander was leading him out of the tent. He hadn’t bothered to take the time to untie Konstantin, and Alexei wondered if the man would be fine without them. But that didn’t need to be his concern at the moment.

The Khal’s grip was like iron as he dragged Alexei back towards their tent. It was situated farther away from camp, which offered them more privacy, but made the walk much longer. In this instance, the silence was uncomfortable, and Alexei could say nothing.

Despite meaning well, Alexei felt guilty for betraying Xander. He had seen the look of horror and rage in the man’s eyes when he first saw them, and Alexei couldn’t tell if those feelings had left him yet. If he had to venture a guess, he would say they hadn’t, if his tight grip had anything to say about it.

He was filled with guilt, but also a boiling anger that wouldn’t leave him. Xander had been cruel with Alexei before, had been cruel with Konstantin now, even though it had all been in his own best interest. He would have killed a man, killed his former lover, if Alexei hadn’t pleased him. He had almost even cut his hair for something so stupid. Alexei couldn’t allow his frustration to pass on the subject.

Alexei was so focused on his frustration, that he didn’t realize what was happening until he was yanked forward and shoved into a tree. The rough bark scratched at his bare skin, and Alexei gasped as Xander pushed him into the bark further.

Somehow, the Khal was already hard again, and Alexei feared for the worst. The man was incredibly possessive and wanted to make sure that Alexei knew that. He had already been fucked three times this night, and Xander wanted to make it a fourth time to remind Alexei just who he belonged to.

Alexei was exhausted already and had put the last of his strength into pleasing Xander. The soreness was already starting to set in his hips in thighs, but it seemed that none of it mattered as Xander yanked down his pants.

Alexei struggled to turn his head to see if anyone else was around. He had never fucked someone or been fucked in public, where anyone could walk by, and he grew nervous.

The concern left his mind the second that Xander buried himself Alexei in one rough motion, making Alexei groan again. Before giving him the chance to adjust again, Xander was moving, fucking Alexei hard and fast, barely giving him a moment to breath as he was pressed up against the tree.

Alexei’s breath was shallow, rough as he was pushed against the tree and practically rubbed against it. His skin felt raw against the rough bark, and Alexei was sure he was marred with scratches that would burn in the morning.

Thankfully, Xander didn’t last long. He came in Alexei shortly after, but Alexei never came. He had barely gotten hard again.

Unfortunately, Xander wouldn’t pull out of him. Alexei was exhausted, could feel it in his bones, and yet Xander asked so much of him.

Alexei found the strength to keep his voice even as he repeated. “I’m yours. Only yours, my Khal.”

As soon as Xander was satisfied, they finally moved to the tent again. Alexei cleaned himself off and was pulled into bed with Xander once more.

“It won’t happen again, my Khal.” Alexei wouldn’t make the same mistake twice.

For the first time since they had met, Xander turned away from Alexei in bed. Alexei couldn’t say that he was upset. He needed some space from Xander, needed to get some rest so that he would be able to ride the following morning.

Unfortunately, his sleep had been uneasy and restless, and Alexei had barely been able to wake up. Despite getting a few hours of sleep, he was still exhausted. He was sure that there were dark circles under his eyes and that he looked like he had been fucked four times.

The pain in his legs was unbearable. No matter if he sat or stood, Alexei couldn’t escape the soreness. He forced himself to stretch, to try and work the tension out of his muscles, but he gave up after a few minutes when it had become too much for him.

He hadn’t spoke to Xander that morning at all. Alexei had waited until Xander had left to get ready to ride, and he wondered if he would even be able to manage today.

Alexei found Velikan waiting for him alongside Elias and his horse. It had been too long since he had had a proper conversation with his friend, and Alexei found himself smiling at the sight despite his sour mood.

With a little help from Elias, Alexei managed to mount Velikan without too much trouble. He settled onto the horse and looked at Elias’ saddle jealously. He was far too uncomfortable to be able to handle riding for hours on end.

“I’d offer to switch, but I can’t ride bareback.”

Alexei huffed, but a smile played on his lips as he stayed by Elias. “Well, you ought to learn so you can put me out of my misery.”

Elias hadn’t missed the limp in Alexei’s step, or the small scratches and marks that appeared out of his shirt. “Rough night?”

“That’s the understatement of the century.” Alexei muttered under his breath. “I pissed Xander off, and he made sure I knew he was angry with me.”

Elias frowned, not out of disdain for Alexei doing something to piss Xander off, but for the fact that Xander had decided to make his anger known in some physical way. “What did you do?”

“I fucked his former lover. Well, let him fuck me for practice. For my practice.”

Elias whistled lowly, “Well, shit, Alexei. You cheated on your husband, of course he was pissed.”

“Yeah, but he didn’t need to be such a dick about it.” Alexei rolled his eyes and began to play with Velikan’s mane. “I guess I should have asked, but what if he had said no? He would have been disappointed with me otherwise.”

They rode in silence for another while longer. Both of the men were at fault, and they needed to understand everything from the other’s side in order to mend this. Elias was about to explain this when Olev arrived and started riding on the opposite side of Alexei.

Olev looked at his eldest son angrily and reached out, grabbing his arm when Alexei refused to look at him. “Alexei? Why did I hear that the Khal is upset with you? What did I say about keeping him happy?”

Alexei had avoided Olev for a myriad of reasons. The main being that he had sold off his son for an army, but the list of reasons continued for many, many years.

He didn’t want to deal with Olev now, not when he was in such a foul mood. The riders around them, noticed Olev’s tone and noticed that he had grabbed their Khaleesi. A few of the riders stopped, one of them moved and pulled a knife out of his belt before looking to Alexei.

Alexei paid them no attention and focused on his father. His voice was calm and collected as he looked his father dead in the eyes, his cold gaze unwavering as he spoke lowly. “Take your filthy hand off of me. I am Khaleesi of the Great Horde of Khal Xander and it would be nothing to have you killed. In fact, I ought to, to save my husband the time when he tires of your complaining.”

Olev released him without another word and disappeared into the line of riders once more. Elias hadn’t spoken a word through the entire situation, but he didn’t have to. Power suited Alexei well. He just needed to figure out just how much he actually had.

By the time they had reached a stopping point, Alexei was overheated. The sun was too bright and he had spent most of his time squinting until his vision began to blur. He had been sweating, leaving his hair sticking to his neck and his forehead uncomfortably. He hated having his hair long. It was constantly in the way and always stuck to his skin the moment he began to sweat.

It was inconvenient and Alexei couldn’t understand why it was so important to the Dothraki. Alexei’s hair was still short enough in comparison that cutting it a little more shouldn’t have made a difference. He was cutting it of his own will, of his own culture.

With that thought in mind, Alexei made a decision to cut it. When Elias wasn’t paying attention, Alexei swiped a knife off his belt and tucked it into his own before trying to find his tent for some privacy. It usually took Xander some time to make his way back to his tent, so Alexei should have had plenty of time to take care of business before he showed up.

Alexei slipped into the tent, hopefully unnoticed and grabbed a small mirror. He pulled his hair back into a small pony tail, grabbed the bunch, and pressed the knife to his hair. He was doing this for himself, as a way to reclaim his body.

He took another small breath and readied himself to finally free himself of this extra weight, damn the consequences.

[thot-farm]

I finally finished birthright. I hated it, but I am a biased Xander dick rider 🤷‍♀️

I spent Elise's birthday getting her killed in birthright instead of making a shit post edit.

I just don't get how Ryoma stood still so many times. Like I get it, honorable samurai and all, fair fight between Xander and Corrin, but the strongest Nohrian soldier is beating his sister/brother with an ancient magic sword that is as tall as F!Corrin, and Ryoma is standing there staring while he let it happen. (Image creds u/MSGold)

Like, what?! If he, the fast samurai with a lightning katana, just jumped in and blocked the "final" blow from Xander that probably would have killed or at least greatly injured Corrin, 1) Elise would have lived and been able to do Elise things, 2) HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A JACKASS STANDING THERE WHILE HIS SIBLING WAS ABOUT TO DIE! I don't hate Ryoma in every other route, but holy fuck I hate Birthright Ryoma. In the cutscene for the fight against Garon, bro tried to negotiate with Garon, of all people, to let Azura go, then he gets hit by a fucking fireball. Like for fuck sake dude get it together!

Maybe this is all steaming from them making Xander seem unstoppably strong and then the Reddit propaganda that Ryoma is on the same level or stronger. I don't believe that anymore after playing Birthright. Ryoma sucked and sassy birthright Corrin sucks too. Azura slayed, literally, she was the last unit left alive on the final battle for me, she fucked up that overgrown salamander.

And why in the route about justice prevailing and peace did Corrin not just make the Nohrian siblings come with her? Puppy eyes for Camilla on her first appearance and she would probably come with. Elise did come with. Corrin could have just dragged Leo with her or dangled Camilla in front of him and he would have come, or Camilla would have forcibly dragged him. If Xander was pitted against all his loved ones trying to bring peace to the lands or picking King Garon, he would probably pick his siblings, even if it would take a battle of him "knocking" sense into his siblings, looking at his siblings beaten down yet not giving up the fight for peace, and not giving up on hope for him even against his blade would probably let the "real" Xander's feelings out instead of them being stifled by the loyal crown prince of Nohr.

But that didn't happen, instead, Corrin lives with the guilt of Elise dying in her place the blood of Xander's glorified suicide on her hands, and a worse elder brother imo. But at least Ryoma is hotter, right? (Screenshots taken from Hawlo's video.)

Also, I get that Xander would have dismissed Azura's crystal ball probably like he dismissed soothsaying. (Screenshots from Xander/Nyx supports justonegamer)

But in his death quote he admitted King Garon had changed, he knew, and everyone else knew and was telling him so. So maybe that crystal could have given him the final push he needed to break free of his shackles to King Garon. (Screenshots from pheonixmaster1 chapter 26.)

Why oh why of all people did they show it to Leo and not Xander? Leo quite literally just disappeared, killed Lago, then disappeared again then came back and now he was king of Nohr. All could have been avoided if Leo told Xander to stop huffing copium. (ETA om the crystal at the end.)

Xander's death hit me harder than any other death in the game, I knew it was coming so I was tearing up the chapters leading up to it and through his death speech. Ryoma's I teared up a bit. Takumi I didn't realize died so it never set it. Elise I didn't cry, I was frustrated. Azura's death in Birthright was sad, but I was still recovering from Xander's death, and all of Ryoma's yapping afterward just made me angry. Who else dies? A bunch of side characters and enemies? Characters I couldn't give less of a shit about since I don't remember?

I don't know why, but I feel like the salamander form and the goo form should have been swapped for the route but I don't know how they would do that story-wise. I found birthrights last battle much harder than I did Conquest, but I did totally over level all the royals on Conquest, but I still had a level 30 defense boon Corrin with a strength/defense backpack get fucking obliterated on Birthright along with all my other units, which included my over-leveled Xander and Siegbert. The only survivors at my 2nd to last turn were my over-leveled dark flier Leo from my conquest run and my dark flier Azura with 8 hp left, but they beat down that ugly salamander anyway! But I was playing very aggressively in endgame (I sent all my units in different directions and expected it to be an easy sweep like conquest endgame was for me.) (Edit: I played endgame right and it was an easy sweep, I don't know what I did the first time to make it so hard, it may have been the grief of Xander's death clouding my brain's capabilities.)

If they ever remake fates for the switch, they should make it so we as the player get more impactful choices, similar to 3 houses, but I feel like there are so many instances where the player could make a choice that gives you a different avenue to the end or multiple endings instead of the only decision beings what side you pick, and if you pick conquest kill shura for boots or let Azura's kidnapper join you, hooray.

And if they remake the game for the switch they should show Xander with his cheeks out in the hot springs 🤭

(ETA: I was playing Conquest and Azura says to access the power of the crystal at will they need a 'powerful mage like Leo' or a person with 'potent dragon blood like Corrin', so they did give an actual reason as to why the crystal was given to Leo in birthright but you only get that explanation in conquest (I don't believe Azura explains jackshit in birthright but I could be wrong). But this does not explain if Corrin or Leo were to use the crystal, would have Xander been able to see it in some way? All of this just makes me wish there was like a Telltale version of Fates, it would fit the whole 'what if' theme so well and I would eat it up, even more than I ate up warriors 1.)

[hiddenwashington]

Who are admins and members most wanted? I’m happy for most fandoms except Star Wars, animated shows, marvel/dc, tvd or twd if that helps!

we’ve asked our members and we would love to see: castiel, donna hanscum, jody mills, bobby singer, adam milligan, charlie bradbury, rowena macleod, eileen leahy, lydia, anael, lisa braeden, ben braeden, crowley, lucifer, kelly kline, benny lafitte, gabriel, amara, meg masters, ruby, bela talbot, lilith, ruby, kevin tran, henry winchester, dick roman, jessica moore, abaddon, michael, garth, anna milton, chuck shurley, death, alex jones, krissy chambers, alastair (supernatural), the evil queen, ben florian, jafar, cruella, uma (descendants), fred weasley ii, louis weasley, neville longbottom, aberforth dumbledore, bellatrix black/lestrange, rodolphus lestrange, abernathy, vinda rosier, alecto carrow, amycus carrow, antonin dolohov, barty crouch jr., credence barebone, dean thomas, seamus finnigan, nagini, newt scamander, tina goldstein, queenie goldstein, jacob kowalski, peter pettigrew, draco malfoy, daphne greengrass, godric gryffindor, salazar slytherin, andromeda black/tonks, ted tonks, frank longbottom, mary macdonald, arthur weasley, george weasley, percy weasley, bill weasley, charlie weasley and more death eaters (harry potter/fantastic beasts), chris halliwell, billie jenkins, the halliwell cousins (charmed), charles deetz, delia deetz (beetlejuice), will parry, marisa coulter, lord asriel (his dark materials), ben harmon, vivian harmon, madison montgomery, kyle spencer, the countess, fiona goode, cordelia goode, michael langdon (american horror story), serena van der woodsen, nate archibald, georgina sparks, jenny humphrey, dan humphrey (gossip girl), willow rosenberg, dawn summers, angel, spike, xander harris, rupert giles, anya jenkins, tara maclay, robin wood, darla, drusilla, fred burkle, cordelia chase, wesley wyndam pryce (buffy the vampire slayer/angel), ross geller, janice (friends), richie gecko, seth gecko, carlos madrigal, kate fuller (from dusk til dawn), michael, sam, david, paul, dwayne, marco (lost boys), lestat de lioncourt, louis de pointe du lac (interview with a vampire), alec lightwood, will herondale, jem carstairs (shadowhunters), dustin henderson, max mayfield, lucas sinclair, erica sinclair, billy hargrove (stranger things), flynn rider, mrs. potts, stitch, nani, beast/prince adam, anastasia, lady tremaine, maximus (disney), wybie (coraline), jorah mormont, khal drogo, grey worm, missandei, daario naharis, stannis baratheon, renly baratheon, shireen baratheon, melisandre, cersei lannister, jamie lannister, bran stark, robb stark, rickon stark, ned stark, yara greyjoy (game of thrones), gina linetti, charles boyle, terry jeffords, kate peralta, kevin cozner (brooklyn nine nine), henry mills, jefferson, baelfire, ruby lucas, snow white, prince charming (once upon a time), sokka, aang, ty lee, korra, asami, mako (atla/lok), james, laurent (twilight), emmett, vivian, enid (legally blonde), clarisse, joe, nicholas (the princess diaries), sally jackson, poseidon, thalia, jason, leo, grover, area, clarisse, luke (percy jackson) and anyone from until dawn! members, as always, please feel free to reply with any characters you’d like to see here that aren’t on the list!