#Xaiver wood

[unintentionaloracle]

I think it'd be funny if New Day interacted with Kevin and tried to get him on their side and Kevin just says "Kofi...I take back what I said about feeling bad about betraying you. >:(" and leaves.

[paladin-of-nerd-fandom65]

Silly Wrassling D&D Alignment Chart Incoming!

Reblog and/or reply if you agree or disagree ;-)

(Image was created using Tiermaker)

This was just for sh*ts and giggles lol

[codchrist]

Xavier Woods: I wonder out of the 3 of us wonder who thinks Kenny will fight like I lost to him already

Kofi Kingston: Maybe me and him can show how we both are high flyers Big E: Me and him in the ring BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPING MEAT

Kenny: You know I’m right here and I can hear you all 

[ofmagicallonging]

Ignore me. This is a tag dump

[homosexualbehaviors]

Do you think there's a real chance for Wenclair to be canon?

Hello, anon. Thank you, for your question! I would like to apologize for taking so long to answer. I have had Covid and am just now getting over it. Anyhow, I hope you find my answer adequate ^^

I truly believe there is a 50/50 chance of them happening BECAUSE they are so popular.

Wenclair has pretty heavily consumed the 'Wednesday' fandom. From fanart to fics to literally everything, majority of content related to 'Wednesday' is Wenclair.

In my opinion, there is a fighting chance for us Wenclair shippers because we dominate.

Though, I pray it is not simply fan-service if they become canon.

If 'Wednesday' were a Thai drama I would say there is a 100% chance considering the amount they play into queer fan-service but because this is a show from the US and people are homophobic little assholes, I'm not sure if it will happen.

In addition, Tim has never made a character queer. He has never created one or made an existing one queer, so there's that.

Despite the possibility of it not happening, you cannot deny the chemistry and connection between Wenclair. I personally wasn't heavy into shipping before I watched Wednesday and now, I would die for this ship. They had connection in every scene. Enid ran into the woods to save her -not knowing she would wolf out! She basically said 'I'm gonna save your life or die trying'. Did y'all see Xaiver running into those woods??? Didn't think so! AND the one she was 'falling for' was the one trying to kill her! Plus Enid could have gone running into her BOYFRIENDS arms after almost dying and wolfing out for the first time but no. She goes running into the arms of her roommate. (Yes I'm aware it is deeper than that) All I'm saying is, even WITHOUT the almost dying for each other stuff, they have had a connection since the beginning.

I also hope, IF Wenclair DOESN'T happen, they simply make Wednesday aroace/ don't put her in a relationship. (Which may be hypocritical of me, but -to me- I could never see her swooning over a man. Watching the Tyler scenes just felt so abnormal.)

(To me though, Wedns is queer and I still believe is on the ace spec (I HC her as Demi). Enid as well and I whole heartedly believe E is comphet and/ or simply pan. But I don't see Ajax as a good fit for her. He just seems too distant/ out of touch. Like he's not fully there in the relationship and I think Enid would need someone who is all in and there for her. She's had enough of being pushed to the side and coming second from her own family.)

Apologies, I got carried away haha.

Anyhow. thank you for your question, anon! I enjoyed answering! Please fear not to ask more, folks🖤

[xxamorxexmortexx]

Ok, but really, where the hell is Xaiver Woods?

[huntsvillehq]

(Amandla Stenberg) [The Independent] Please welcome [Lyra Cade (She/They)] to Huntsville, WV. They are an [22]-year-old [RESIDENT] who lives in [TOWN]. You may see them around working as a [caretaker (2yrs room) at sunshine Daycare]. They are looking for [Xaiver Cade] their [Older sibling] Poor unfortunate soul. We’ll see if they survive. (Tis Pixie)

WELCOME TO HUNTSVILLE, WV, lyra. Please follow this checklist and submit your account within 48 hours. Do not stay out after dark, and beware the whispers calling you into the woods at dusk.

[heyharoldsboo]

Happy Valentine's day Bestie.

As gift for all your hard work here is a small snippet for your Weniver heart. I hope you like it.

~*~*~*~*~*~

Wednesday finds herself storming into Xavier’s dorm room after waiting in the quad for 30 minutes before realizing he wasn’t just running late. She hears herself muttering under her breath ways she wanted to kill him before stopping short to find him lying relaxed on his bed, still in the clothes she saw him wear this morning, a book open in his lap, eyes closed shut. 

“Xavier Thorpe. You stood me up because you fell asleep. I have tortured people for less.” She says out loud as she makes her way to the bed, dropping herself next to him and places her hand on his chest ready to shake him awake. Before she can blink an electric current runs up her spine towards her neck and throws her head back. The last thing she sees is his ceiling.

Wednesday quietly takes in her surroundings.  

Darkness. Moonlight shining through a window. A chill from the breeze outside. A melody softly playing. A cello. Warmth. Light from a fire. A fireplace surrounded by dark mahogany wood, Victorian cravings in the frame. A sigh. 

The outtake of breath grabs her attention as she snaps her head to the velvet couch that lays across from the fireplace and its occupants. A man sits in the corner as he watches the flames. The glare from the fire lights up his face and she finds herself staring at Xavier. Only it is not, not the Xavier she knows.This one looks older. It seems he still has kept his hair at its long length, the brown strands falling into his eyes. He looks soft in this light, his eyes unguarded. She watches as his eyes drift down and that is when she notices his hand movement. It runs up and down on something dark. 

Wednesday tries to adjust her eyes in the dim light and finds herself looking at more hair. Black hair. A little girl. In this older Xavier’s lap is a small child, dressed in black and white, sleeping soundlessly in his chest. He looks at the child like…. Like she was something precious, something angelic. 

“It looks like you were right, my love.” His voice rings out, breaking Wednesday concentration . She looks back up to the man only to find him staring right back at her. Directly in her eyes. “It seems she loves the cello. Just like her mother.”

Wednesday feels the rush of air flow back into her lungs as she finds herself staring back at the ceiling of Xavier’s dorm room. 

“Wednesday.” She hears as warm hands cups her shoulder with a slight squeeze. She turns to the voice to find Xaiver awake looking at her with concern under the layer of sleep still lingering on his gaze. 

“What are you doing here?” 

She tries to find her voice but she feels herself still shaken to the core from the scene she just witnessed. What was it? A dream? A fantasy? A vision? She swallows down the unsteady feeling and looks back at the boy to give him a tight lip smile. 

“You never showed up. I was waiting for approximately 30 minutes.” She finds herself answering, feeling a little more like herself as each second passes. 

“The Quad.” He replies, throwing his head back. He moves his hands away from her shoulders to his face as he rubs his eyes before running it through his hair, brushing the brown strands away from his face. “I am so sorry Wednesday. I guess I was more tired than I thought. Didn’t think I would fall asleep.”

“It’s okay.” She hears herself say and sees him look back at her. She takes a second before adding. “Did you have a good sleep?”

She watches as the corners of his lips lift up into a grin. Something flashes across his eyes, almost like recognition she would dare to say. Does that mean it was his dream she saw? Or was it a vision that she happened to stumble upon? Did he know? About her presence?

She watches as he tilts his head to the side, smiling at her with a hint of a teasing smirk and she prepares herself for what he is about to say. 

“Something tells me you already know.”

~*~*~*~*~

Love you.

BESTIEEEEE THIS IS ADORABLE ADORABLE ADORABLE

I LOVE MY GIFT <3<3<3

I NEED MOOOOORE

so so so so soft XAVIER WITH A BABYYYYYY

[dynamitehq]

please unfollow due to 4+days of inactivity.

xaiver woods. { @xavcreeds }

session moth martina. { @lifeofthepartymartina }

[everyonedni]

The framing device is a news reporter (plushy) doing an interview piece with all the members of the up and coming piece of shit industry

Plushy talks to person about backstory

Scene fades to flashback plushy exits and all characters for backstory enter

At climax/dramatic end song

SONGS

-Plankton duo (Just a greasy stove)

-biggering

-into the woods

-jekel and hyde

-outro by Shrek

Partyshark:

Plays plushy axolotl

Interviewer interviewing different characters

Shrek:

kind of a mr krabs character. He has a reason and backstory for this.

Treats Xavier like Squidward, but worse

Xavi:

Two different characters: Xavier and Xavier’s soul

Manager handling reception

Emerald:

Skincrawler

Joke - I come from Emeraldsville, where nothing ever happens, literally

Justin:

Jekyll and Hyde type character

Party plays reflection

Joke - Mr boopkins makes joke about how instead of doing HR things he will turn people into human resources

SCRIPT ROUGH DRAFT

PART ONE:

PLUSHY: 

Welcome to the broadcast. And welcome to our show. Our story’s super scattered, the genre no one knows.

But we offer tales of past. Seen across the years. Of many different people [yelling]. Lets kick it to high gear!

[lights switch on, plushy walks backward]

[All cast enters]

This is our small little town of New Fredrickson, home to industry and invention. The streets are wide, the allys narrow, and you can find just about anything and i mean ANYTHING on these streets. Wink wonk! 

[music beat every one exits except plushy]

And you might be wondering [in deeper mocking voice] “who are you” well my dear viewer who looks dumb talking to your tv screen I am the head writer and reporter for the moss times. And WE (i say we so you feel included but your doing diddly squat) are interviewing the newest and possibly greatest company to come out of this crumby town!

[Sound of glass being broken as plushy enters a window] [screams]

[plushy is beaten out of window]

Plushy: wrong window

[sound of second window being broken as plushy breaks the correct window]

Xavi soul: Door is over there.

Plushy: Your Xavier right?

Xavi soul: His soul! We’re a bit short-staffed so he’s handling management and im-

[Xavi motions around]

Plushy: neat neat, didn't ask, can I talk to your boss slash body?

Xavi Soul: If you have an appointment

Plushy: I do! Not! Which way is he?

[Xavier soul pauses for a long moment before calling out for Xavier]

[xavier come in from stage (left or right depending on the stage)

Xavier: what.

Xavier soul: the fish wants to talk to you!

Xavier: Do you have an appointment?

PLushy: Nope! 

[pulls out mobile office]

But I won't take too much of your time, take a seat take a seat! Im writing a piece on POS industry and wanted to interview only the most IMPORTANT members.

Xavier: [flatterd] Oh, well in that case, interview away

Plushy: You must be very dedicated to your company to separate your soul from your body!

Xavier: Well about that

INTO XAIVERS BACKSTORY

Xavi’s part:

Xavier: *Drags a cigarette* Tell me, you ever heard of a place called Vallesia?

[Plushy shakes her head]

(I imagine there’s an animation playing in the background as he narrates the scene)

Xavier: It was my home before the war. Lived there with an old friend of mine. To make a long story short he pranked me by making me immortal and condemning me to a life of eternal unrest.

Plushy: It kinda be like that sometimes.

[Xavier nods solemnly]

Xavier: Anyway fast forward a couple thousand years the gods all killed each other or something, the world’s been reborn, but I’m still the same old immortal me. So now I'm thinking: ‘Damn, this undeath curse kinda blows.’ So me and my aforementioned friend set up a lab in Handleberg, thinking we can distill a cure y’know? We needed money to fund our research and well… that's when I met Mr. Doc Shrekbot.

Plushy: That’s the CEO of this place right?

Xavier: Yes ma’am. He put me in charge of management and finances. I was feeling a little hungry one day so I spent some company budget on cupcakes, and also some thigh highs, perfectly reasonable purchase am I right?

Plushy: Definitely. Everyone needs at least one pair of thigh highs.

Xavier: Right? Anyway, turns out $17 was enough to plunge our company into crippling debt so the CEO took my soul as payment.

Xavier’s Soul: Oh! That’s me!

Plushy: So people don’t need souls to live?

Xavier: *Shrugs* I think it’s just cause of the whole “immortal” thing. But yeah, I’m kinda stuck in corporate limbo for now.

COMING BACK OUT OF BACKSTORY

Well, that's certainly going to open you guys up to some sort of lawsuit from some sort of player rights group. Thank you for your time.

[plushy starts to crawls back out of the window to come face to face with Emerald

Emerald: Hey, I'm security, I’m here about someone who broke in by smashing a  window?

Plushy: Huh, didn't see anyone doing… that. Oh! But I'm here to interview members of pos-

Emerald: IT STARTED LONG AGO!

Plushy: oh um well I was hoping for something more recent?

Emerald: IT STARTED VERY LONG AGO

[lights dropped except a single green light over emerald]

INTO EMERALDS BACKSTORY

Emerald’s part:

When I left my hometown of Emeraldsville, where nothing ever happens, literally

and encountered a Pig named steve

(Shrekbot enters wearing a war pig skin)

Steve was no ordinary pig, he was a battle hog

“Hi, nice suit of armor you have”

Shrek: “Thanks. My grandmother died making it”

Emerald: “That’s depressing”

Shrek: “That bitch never baked me cookies, I should throw some dough down there and watch it cook”

(Xavier walks in with granny pig skin and burns using fire resistance potions)

Emerald: This battle hog was not very nice, we became friends quickly, but it was short-lived because of the war that happened between the Pigs and the Emeralds due to lack of cookies

I was drafted into this war after a grenade eating contest went ary and killed my father

(A few extras walk in wearing an assortment of emerald skins)

“Cmon guys why do I have to be the negotiator, nothing good comes of negotiators”

All Extras: “Because you lost the Emerald-Diamond-Gold match”

Emerald: “YOU CHEATED!”

All Extras: “L Bozo”

Emerald: I went into the woods to go negotiate

(Modified version of “Into the Woods” plays)

When I finally got there, the Pigs were ready to attack

(Cuts to extras wearing armor ready to attack)

“Oh god, what do I do”

(Shrek goes right behind Emerald)

Steve: Hello, OLD FRIEND

Emer

OUT OF BACKSTORY

Plushy: Well! That was certainly something. I um. Look at page 80 for your story in the next issue

[lights go off and emerald exits]

Plushy: This is an aside! The paper only has 60 pages

[She slowly backs back into the window and comes face to face with Justin]

Plushy: [startled] HOLY HR! YOU! Your the goat hr. Hr goat. I um. Alright mr…

Boopkin: Boopkin

Plushy: Boopkin, walk with me, I'm interviewing people from pos industry and you are JUST the player I wanted to talk to

Boopkin: You wanted… to talk to the HR guy?

Plushy: YES! Hr is the heart of a company, is it not? Anyways, tell me how you got here!

Boopkin: I walked here

Plushy: I mean here in your life, how did you end up as the HR of POS industry?

Justin’s Part:

Boopkins: Well I didn't used to always be like this, I used to be a regular goat just like the rest of them

Plushy: What do you mean by them?

Boopkins: Turn around

[*shot pans in on goats shuffling in from the background that are there for literally no reason. goats shuffle out of view]

 I was even in the world before the war. Granted I wasn't sentient as I am now, annnnd i didn't have this swanky suit. Made from pure goat fur, might I add.

Plushie: …

Boopkins: What don't look at me like that feel how fluffy this suit is

[ grabs plushies hand and brings it to the arm of the suit] 

Plushy: Oooo that is fluffy, how is it so soft but so sleek looking at the same time (starts feeling the suit more) I wanna play with this joke of plushy just getting addicted to the fluffiness of the suit and just more aggressively feeling the sleeve.

Boopkins: That's just one of the amazing things about goat fur, but that's for another time though I guess, back to the story. 

In the world before the war I was, as I said nothing more than a simple mountain goat. (The pack of goats shuffle into view again and quickly disappear once more)

Plushy: wait where do they ke-

Boopkins: I was simply grazing on a mountain, yknow as we do when it seemed like the whole world itself started to shake. I was then swallowed by a bright light but I found myself on the same mountain completely unchanged. Except for you know sentience and now walking on two legs. Yeah never fully got over that not walking on four legs thing. It's a lot harder to ram someone with only two legs y'know. 

Plushy: *perplexed face*

Boopkins: By the way can you stop feeling my sweater.

Plushy: oops sorry its just reeealy soft. Continue, please 

Boopkins: Anyways, I found myself on the same mountain but everything else was different. A questionable amount of snow and dark oak forests might I add. As if the mountain itself was taken and just put somewhere else. Eventually after struggling down the mountain on two legs, which I later learned was called “Sparkle Peaks” I found others like me in this world who were from the last and eventually through that the now owner of POS noticed my uh�� unique… skill set.

Plushy: What kind of skills would that be exactly?

Boopkins: oh you know Human Resources

Plushy: ummm, ok then I think that's, uh, thats all i need. Thank you for the words, Bye

[possibly jump out a window again?]

Shrek: you've asked all my employees this question so I think its only fair I ask you

Plushy: please don't

Shrek: How did you get here

Plushy: I walked?

[silence as Shrek stares at plushy]

Plushy: sigh

Plushy: You know of vallesia,

[rheaanddamianfan]

Remember when Butch flew outta nowhere and jumps Xaiver wood?

[unintentionaloracle]

Xaiver "Getting That Payday" Woods

[codchrist]

This Sunday!!!

WWE Men vs WWE Women on Family feud lets go ladies

[ofmagicallonging]

This is the short list of muses. Links to bios to be added

Witches

Robin Turner - Toby Regbo -28 - florist - Seer - Male - Pansexual - Submissive

Zachariah Turner - Derek Theler - 35 - Vet - Charms Witch - Male - Bisexual - Submissive

Felix Turner - Andrew lee potts - 40 - Writer - Potion Witch - Male - Homosexual- Switch

Theodore Turner - Chris Pine - 45 - Lawyer - Charms Witch - Male - Bisexual - Switch

Xaiver Turner - Kit Harrington - 37 - Teacher - Potion Witch - Male - Pansexual- Switch

Blaise Shocken - Andy Biersack - 320 - freelance magic specialist - Necromancer - Male - Homosexual- Submissive

Heaven and Hell

Salem Darcy - Ncuti Gatwa - 345 - Dancer - Bartender - Non Binary - Bisexual - Switch

Hazel Spencer - Emma Myers - 99 - Waitress - Sucubus - Female - Pansexual - Submissive

Nakoa Kalani - Winston Duke - 40 - Personal Trainer - Demon - Male - Pansexual- Switch

Cecil Newton - Henry Cavil - 510 - Business owner - Demon - Male - Bisexual - Switch

Faith Conley - Jacob Anderson - 401 - Cam Boy - Angel - male - homosexual- submissive

Shifters

Violet Lindsay - Jessical Sula - 30 - Radio Host - Raccoon Shifter - Female - pansexual - submissive

Lucky Dellingham - Tanner Buchanan - 230 - Town Councilor- Dalmatian Shifter - male - homosexual - submissive

Aofie Carlson - Anson Lo - 29 - Personal Assistant - Red Panda Shifter - male - pansexual - switch

Sawyer Khan - Idris Elba - 52 - Doctor - Tiger Shifter - male - homosexual - Switch

Otto Garrison - Rami Malek - 43 - Bar Owner - Armadillo Shifter - Trans male - pansexual - Switch

Wolf Pack

Billy Woods - Michael b jordan - 37 - Card Dealer - Wolf - Male - pansexual - Switch

Ruben Crossby - Dacre Montgomery - 456 - Owner of an Art Gallery - Wolf - Male - bisexual - Switch

Ajay Bishop - Archie Renaux - 22 - mechanic - Human raised by wolves - male - pansexual - Submissive

Barnaby Hanson - Pedro Pascal - 143 - bookshop owner - wolf - Male - homosexual - submissive

Dragons

Gethin Beck - Tom Hardy - 231 - Bodyguard - Dragon - male - Homosexual - Switch

Frankie Graves - Eddie Redmanye - 43 - Illustrator- Dragon - trans male - Homosexual - Submissive

Leo Woods - Reece King - 115 - playboy - Dragon - non binary - Pansexual - Switch

Vampires

Corian Greybelle - Jayden Revri- 25 - Baristia - Vampire - male - pansexual - Switch

Cymbeline Stone - Gemma Chan - 120 - museum curator - Vampire - Female -  Bisexual - Switch

Fae

Pearl Manning - Mason Alexander park - 100 - circus performer - ice fae -  non binary - pansexual - switch

Courtney Arnold - James Sweeney - 30 - Prostitute - Changeling - male -  homosexual - submissive

Kenneth Proctor - Hugh Jackman - 357 - Therapist - high court fae - male - bisexual - switch

Tilly Belle - Dove Cameron - 320 - Bartender - Fairy - female - bisexual - Submissive

[genoreillys]

NEW DAY SAID WE ALL CRYING IN THE CLUB TONIGHT.

and, we are.