#Wukong VC: Call me~

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(Legit only did this for fun.)

(Also, hi! Writer for nightsky-blue-blur!)

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"Certainly filled a lot of squares there, huh?"

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[Insult] Sonson vc Yéyé your breath could strip the scales off a dragon. :/

"Well, than hopefully it keeps Ao Guang away than. Here is hoping~"

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Want to talk about the most normal League of Legends interaction

So there was this game that I was doing absolutely terrible in. I was Wukong going into a Jax, and level 1, he was beating me in trades. Anyways, we end up losing the game. The Nocturne that was my Jungle got so angry that he legit friended me after so that he could rant at me.

It was hilarious. I hit him with a kek, lol, bababooie before he could even get started, and he STILL tried to push forward.

TOld me to uninstall the game. That my parents were disappointed in me. THat he hoped my parents were dead to be spared the disappointment, and I was like Buddha with how calm I was. Except more like the Monkey King kind Buddha because holy fucking hell, the guy's vitriol was entertaining.

I played bad. I'm in Iron 4 for a reason, but this dude was acting as if he wasn't wallowing in the same muck as me. He left before I could tease him some more, but damn. It felt good.

I mean, come on. I play this game as a way to hang out with my friends. Ranked is just something we do to pass the time and try and the the SPLIT rewards. I'm usually in a VC call but not this time because I had laryngitis.

Yet I suspect I still have a better social life than this random kid because it's gotta be a kid, some teenager who hasn't even lived half of half of what's life got to offer, there is no way a sane, functioning adult would put this much anger into one crappy game at such a low ELO.

It's IRON 4. It's rock bottom, below rock bottom. Remember when Riot were like Bronze wasn't low enough, let's add the joke tier in? THat's what this game elo was at, and this kid was STILL raging.

There's better things to rage for. Injustice, homework, not getting the right gachapon. I messed up. I didn't play my lane matchup well, but like... it's still hilarious how riled up the kid got.

I did nothing but be pliant and crack a few jokes at their expense because an adult I may be but I'm a kid who still likes to game. I feel proud. Proud that I didn't get toxic and yell back, proud that I stayed calm, and proud that I'm still smiling even after a series of bad games.

There's more to life than league, but league adds value to my life in giving me and my friends something to bond over, talk over, and just play together. That and the porn is pretty good too. Joking aside, don't let league take over your life but do let league add to what you can do with your life.

JPlis(Random assortment of numbers to hide the rest of the username) hope you're having a good time out there. I reported you because you definitely need a break from this game if my crap playing got you this pissy. Go out and find something else to do.

LVL 500 Iron Rank Player World's Worst Wukong Mecha and Mahou Shoujo Enthusiast

signing out

[winterpower98]

I watched the the Monkey King Reborn movie with Kai, Rhy and a few other people!

Here's my reaction to it!

(Obviously contains spoilers for the movie)

If people would like to see the movie, here’s a handy link to where you can watch it free with subtitles

Primordium!?! Wasn't his name Huandi or something?

Is that him?!? Oh no it's just Tripitaka, fuck you

Excuse me!? MY demon!?!

Ah there is our emo boy

Hello what that tongue do?

Look at that statue, look at that background ( I did gush about the backgrounud and character designs a lot so I cut them out of this reaction for the sake of not being tedious)

Rhy: Why did they gave him eyeliner? Me: Why NOT

Everyone in VC: Get his ass

Oh no this is the part with the ugly bugs designs, oh no

Sir don't hit the grandpa

Kai: Sir you're already immortal Me: Does it look like he cares!?!

What the fuck- drugs!?

He actually looks concerned!?

NOW he's angry. Don't touch his monk

Kai: Come and murder Wukong, go boy

RIP to the tree and the babies

With the TONGUE why???

Ah yes, the damsel in distress is back again

Kai: Gay baby jail

I'm still not over the Primordium name

Why did they gave him this... Mafioso walk????

Did we already forget about the horse?

Kai: Fucked up deer Me: HOLY SHIT they're eating each other!?!

Demon: No salamander is this ugly Me: DAMN BOY

WHEEZE

Strike one! That’s a knock-out boys

Kai: Sir you have no eyeliner, how do you hope to win?

*baby fruit appears*

Everyone in VC: BABY

Kai: Why does it look wet?

Rhy: DO A SPLIT!

Kai: Learn to fly!

Me: I mean, he is a golden cicada so

Everyone in VC: You're a dad! Boogy woogy woogy!

Sandy tries, at least he tries to be nice

All of us: we love Sandy, he's so nice On screen: *Sandy about to die by demons*

Rhy: Father? I apologise. Father? I apologise

Kai: THE CHILD IS SAD. COMFORT YOUR BABY

we really went from zero to 100% fast

Kai: Do they keep the teeth? Do they keep the sharp teeth Me: That is important information

Kai and Esmermint: Is Tripitaka baby? Is baby Tripitaka?

Look at that happy father smile

AH The fucking staff back in the ear!

Everyone: AAWW! Papa! A Dad!

Esmermint: He really is moist father now

Wukong: *does the eye glow thing* Everyone: ooooOOOOO

Excuse me was that a growl? Excuse me?

He's covered in dust, no more moist baby

Diety: you're still so handsome! Wukong: *loses grip on the staff: Me: That's gay Kai: That's fruity

Me: The baby is going to die Rai: We all die sooner or later Kai: You're not special

Yeah

Telling Wukong to ask for help is not going to work

Hello DBK's girlfriend

LOOK AT JIN AND YIN They're going to die so bad

Kai: Human form? Me: For the monster fuckers Esmermint: He do be looking fine tho

Baby: I do like being called Fruitie! Kai: Me too Me: WHEEZE

Wukong: I'm an evil demon Me: Press X to doubt

Me: Look at these bros Esmermint: Me and the bros

PIGGY DADDY!?!

No please

Hello!?! Bajie about to wreck ass

More monkeys!?! Hell yea- Why are they so ugly!? Why are they bald!?!

(two types of people when Primordium appears on screen) Rhy: Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Esmermint: Let me see this ugly man!

Rai: Me next! Me next! Me: WHEEZE! NO!

No please, this hurts! The poor baby!

Kai: Stop, he's not going to die Me: I mean, I know. But consider: I don't care

Kai: Moist baby c'mon! Esmermint: Stop, it's scared Kai: Die bitch!

Sir please

*baby starts to cry*

Sir please

Oh hi Trip! You missed a lot! You’re a grandpa now

*Tripitaka dies*

Kai: Buddha I don't feel so good

Me: Hello? What is this Dragon Ball Z bullshit? Kai: Yeah! Clip his toenail! Esmermint: The baby is moisturizing

I don't feel so good 2, electric boogaloo

I swear, if my "on fire Wukong" design becomes canon I'll scream

I SWEAR APOLLO

I know this song! This is THE song!

Rhy: Don't put on a shirt, just, keep it off

Me: W H E E Z E

Kai: Wack him like a fly!

Kai: I wish that was me Me: KAI Rhy: I wish that was me too Me: GUYS

Wukong: I have a soul Kai: And you're made of lava Me: And you're smoking hot

Someone: Herobrine Me: Who the fuck said Herobrine!?

Me: Is the horse still at longevity mountain? Rai: He's just vibing

Ah yes, the gay is back

THAT'S HOW IT ENDS!?!

bastards

Kai: There's the horse! Rai: Horse! Me: Ah there's the fucking thing

-extra scene-

Kai: Bring the baby back Me: Nah she'll just bring back the tree

Cheeky ape!?!

Fruitie Look at this fucking father

[siixkiing]

“Don’t want to get climbed like a tree, than don’t be tall like one — monkey brain dictates that you tall as hell, you getting climbed. Just instincts here.”

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Lumen vc; Baby making hips.

“Mhm, you would know Peaches~”

[siixkiing]

“Seems I am suddenly single this spooky season.”