#Wtf is up with that

[ducktollers]

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[danosrosegarden]

riddle me this

[gremmything]

"Well if you don't believe in God why don't you go around hurting and killing people?"

If your "god" is the only thing keeping you from committing heinous acts, I don't think you should be allowed in a civilized society. At all. Do you realize just how INSANE that sounds? I don't go killing people because, news flash, I DON'T WANT TO KILL PEOPLE. "God" does not have to stop me because there is NOTHING TO STOP.

[that-clever-oc]

[kaszuma]

I might as well start reading Kaiju No. 8 Manga huh? Cus WTF was that 9th episode!? You can't leave me hanging 😭🫡🫶

[cruorcrave]

The rebuttal of "You wouldn't care if you were starving" in reference to sensory issues about food is so dumb. Yeah, sure, but I'm not starving? I'm trying to eat my lunch??? What kind of logic is that?

[wannaeatramyeon]

Reader (already partner?) trying to get Samuel to quit smoking lmao. love your writing <3

Hey anon! I jumped on your other ask first, but thanks for this one! :)

Samuel Seo x Reader: Cigarettes

Even with his mountain of flaws and issues, it was the smoking that you said was a dealbreaker.

You noticed it in the early days, the stale smell of smoke clinging to Samuel's clothes and skin. You knew as the President he would have to entertain and mingle. Who knows the company he keeps and what they got up to, so you didn't think about it further.

Truthfully, you never spent much time together besides exploring each other's bodies. Stolen moments during his short breaks in the day, and nights in hotel rooms.

Gradually, you carved a space out in his life... And his habit revealed itself.

The first time Samuel lights up on his balcony, you frown and announce that it stinks. He gives you a shrug, but when you press the issue further he just tells you to leave if it bothers you so much.

So you did.

The next time you meet, you can't get over the stench. You must have found other elements of Samuel too intoxicating in the beginning, and now you don't know how you missed how all-encompassing the scent was.

You tell him it's a dealbreaker. That everything else, you can handle. But the cigarettes, of all things, disgusts you.

Yet again, he tells you to leave and you do.

Samuel needs his vices and addictions. So good riddance to anything that come in between them, especially someone as disposable as you.

When he realises he misses you, it's certainly unwelcome.

You have somehow seeped into most parts of his life. The comfort of your presence, the sound of your voice, the brightness of your smile. Your body, your mind, you.

You leave him no choice but to weigh up his options.

One night you get a call from him, and he asks you to look out the window. He's waiting in front of his car with a gift bag.

Samuel isn't the type to apologise, and you don't expect him to. But he reveals a pack of nicotine patches and bares his chest (not that it takes much) - letting you apply the first one.

When the cravings start to overwhelm, you give him words of encouragement. When his hand fiddles idly, you hold it. When he misses the taste, you kiss him.

Samuel doesn't think of you disposable anymore.

[realy-dislexuc]

I swear this kid makes my laugh everytime i need to go to hell

[retrokid616]

fearnes legs?

yeah shits getting weird so average bells behavior so sadly i got to call it a night (not cause im feeling my 30s) but i got work early tomorrow so enjoy y'all watching live no spoilers on the beacon side of critters and until next week is it thursday yet AND IM 33 NOW!

[trippin-balls]

Phoenix, why are you like this?

[mx-misty-eyed]

why is it that when you tell people you're trans, even if they "support trans people" they always use they/them pronouns for you. I've told the people on my team that I'm a trans guy and I use he/him and all they hear is they/them, like I'm not masc enough for them to fucking feel comfortable to think of me as a guy.

[itadorey]

i never realized how fucking huge nanami is like he just looks massive (i got like six tiktoks in a row of him)

[foolsgoldxo]

Will never forget the time they made this masterpiece✨️

[beauxjangles]

i wish all the people who ship martin and chris kratt a very

fuck you

[yandere-veronica]

Eurydice thinks I'm vaguely sickening and I think Eurydice is a wet blanket and I think that's beautiful

[realy-dislexuc]

The books could swap places and also be true i will have a mental breakdown cause of a bug but one time me housew as on fire adn i barely had an reaction other then out, call police