#Would be fun

[phosilli]

eye of the vulture king

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

damn i love your male shoko, please give me some satosho genderbend for this heavy dirty soul ;-; <3

[timethehobo]

When your Rook is having a moment with Emmrich and Manfred walks in-

[starry-bi-sky]

Part two of the "Clone Danny" au

The link to the first part is put above!

His friends know that he's phantom, they help him out just the same as before. Due to not having any ghost powers, Danny has to rely on tech and outsmarting the ghosts a lot more than before. He can't keep stealing tech from his parents' lab either, and he can't ask them to fix it if his stuff breaks. He teaches himself how to fix it.

(Its a lot of sleepless nights stealing his parents' blueprints and trying to study them. And a lot of late night research and talking with Tucker on how to build and understand tech. He refuses to rely on Tucker for his gear)

He talks to Sam about fashioning a persona as both Phantom and as Fenton. She's been to a lot of rich parties, she's seen celebrities and how they act. A "careless party boy" won't work for Danny. He's no A-Lister. But coward, feeble Fenton works just fine. Minus his smartass comments, which he can slowly start phasing out of his "civilian" life under the guise of there being ghosts.

He draws into himself, keeps his head down in class, wears baggy clothing. Ghost fighting at night really does a lot of the work for him, since he's so tired in class that he doesn't bother putting his hand up or participating. He can play the part of "loner, loser Fenton" pretty well, and ups the ante.

Phantom already has a small fanbase amongst the A-listers for being the strong, silent confident vigilante-hunter protecting them from the ghosts. Nothing much changes there other than a few minor things. Anyone who knows ASL knows he's a major fucking smart-ass who keeps cracking jokes and puns at the ghosts.

Danny learns self-defense after getting his ass beat too many times (he also gets Really Good at gym because he runs a LOT after ghosts. He eventually learns to make trackers to stick onto them when they fly away) and even gets a few ghosts to help him after he befriends them while they're exploring Amity at night. Its nothing professional and he still gets hurt a lot, but he knows how to throw a better punch than before. And he knows how to dodge better.

Since he's going for a "get them tfo of here before my parents get here" approach, danny takes a more of a "talk first, fight later" route. this... kinda works. mainly for the non-hostile ghosts. its how he manages to get some of them to help him with fighting.

Danny's honestly really, really clever. He largely relies on his wits since he doesn't have any powers to force ghosts back into the ghost zone.

TUE still happens it just occurs a little differently. Vlad Masters still wants Danny to be his son and Maddie his wife, etc. But he also wants to turn Danny into a Halfa like himself, since he knows that Danny has mild ghost abilities, he thinks he has the capacity to turn into a halfa.

Dan happens when Vlad manipulates a grieving danny into agreeing to become a halfa like himself. Except it kills Danny fully, and in his rage, Danny, now dead and a ghost, rips out Vlad's ghost half and merges with it and creates Dan. So not too different from canon.

….actually i change my mind. Danny’s ghost doesn’t merge with Vlad. Danny’s ghost tears Plasmius apart for lying to him. Dan is entirely Danny, just big and hurting and wanting to hurt others because of it. His emotions are big so Dan is big.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 4.5 (Dani interlude) Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 7.5 (Dan Interlude) Part 8

[queenlucythevaliant]

Okay gang, here's a silly little game. I've assembled six teams of blended Narnia and Tolkien/LotR characters. Here they are:

For bonus points, tell me in the tags where you're going on your road trip, who has what role (driving, snacks, aux) on the road, and what you'll stop off and see along the way

[awkwardpossum0]

Still thinking about that time I was playing with @raycatz

[intramoon]

Nessy circa 2014 (17) — another scrapped/unfinished edit

[neerons]

He’s so handsome please, and he called her ‘Miss’ AAAAH-

Kaga | Secret’s End Part 1

[oceanwithouthermoon]

thinking about kubosai attending each others family events

kusuo meeting arens mom and somehow someway they immediately click because shes where arens sass and sarcasm came from, after all

aren being invited to one of kusuos whole familys events by his mom (cuz she was probably the first to know they were together, fuckin mamas boy, and loved him immediately) and kusuo is like "r u sure u wanna go ? ofc i want u there but my whole family together can be like.. a lot." and aren is just like "babe i deal with kaido and nendo all day every day, i think I'll be fine." and kusuos just like brah trust me it is so much worse😭but he goes anyway

saikis grandfather is immediately distrusting of his grandsons boyfriend, and on top of that kumagoro and kumi are also very confused because kumi literally thought he had a girlfriend and kumagoro was convinced he and teruhashi would get married someday

not to even.. mention kusuke. kusuo tries to keep him away from him at all times, and it succeeds less than half the time. hes not that terrible to him (surprisingly to kusuo) but its kind of an amped of version of how he treated teruhashi. he thinks this guy is totally unworthy of his baby brother and is a dick to him, but hes also very aware that not only was this guy a gang leader (which he may or may not use against him later by telling kurumi or something) and could beat the shit out of him when he doesnt have access to a lot of his tech, but also this is kusuos first love and he would definitely kill for him☠️(plus he already knows to be more wary of kusuos nuisances since learning terus true power☠️)

but anyway, they all warm up to aren eventually.. its prob surprisingly quick for kumagoro because this is like the absolute most hes gotten to see his grandson smile.. ever

[thebugthatruinsyourpicnic]

On the one hand, Holloway's deal was most likely with Tinky

On the other hand, in Honey Queen the Queen is referred to as a witch, pulling all the (honey) strings, talents are way beyond obscene, which are all things that can allude to Holloway

We have no idea how old she is but the pageant has been around for 75 years, and there's a chance she'd already moved to Hatchetfield at that time

They also mention a fate worse than death. Holloway is immortal (in a way, like she does die but it doesn't last so we're rolling with inmortal), which can be considered a fate worse than death especially if you've been around for a while

Not only that, but her nightmare time is the Starlight Theatre. Which could connect her to Pokey, but the Starlight is where the pageant itself is held, where the Queen is crowned, where some other contestants may or may not have died

Basically, what if Holloway was a Honey Queen, made a deal with Nibbly in order to not get eaten, in exchange for her entire can't be dead for longer than a few hours/everything about your past is instantly forgotten by everyone/having to switch aliases every 15 years-ordeal?

[rigginsstreet]

[mydarlingdearestdead]

I didn't edit this

"I'm Evan! Evan Rosier. Rosie!" His enthusiasm was met with blank stares. "I don't know why I said that. No one calls me Rosie." Suddenly, Evan took a great interest in the new scuff marks on his shoes.

All was silent for a moment. The chatter hadn't quite ceased as much as faded away, leaving a silence that was purely the absence of noise.

A strong hand gripped Evan's chin. A hand smeared with ink and, if he wasn't mistaken, dried blood.

Now at eleven years old, Evan Rosier, not known as Rosie, had rarely seen a smidge of blood. Sparse drops, perhaps, from papercuts and scraped knees but nothing more.

That day was the beginning of a long, deceptively bloody, school year.

The face belonging to the hand that held him in such a grip, was square and scraped and scarred. It smiled with its eyes, shocking green, and it's teeth, sharp as you'd picture for a dog. It's nose, crooked as if broken one time too many, was gushing blood like a waterfall in Hell's capital city.

Such blood dropped into the grinning mouth, coating it's teeth a desturbing reddish brown.

But it was smiling.

That was something.

"Rosie." It said. "I'm Barty."

[several-breathing-eyes]

What if out there there is an alternate universe where you can donate your dead body to make a Frankenstein's monster like how people donate their body to science after they die.

Like can you imagine the conversations in that world.

"like yeah I can be somebody's left arm or something after I die, it's not like I'm using it. It's like my old life is being used to create new life and that's kind of beautiful. Also wouldn't it be super cool if they used my head. That would be pretty flattering."

" 'Oh did you hear about Debra?'

'No what?'

'Well she donated her body to the Frankenstein project and they're and gonna use her hair.'

'She did always have nice hair.' "

"Hey you know Gary in accounting? Fun fact, he has my auntie Susan's hands."

[aparticularbandit]

Okay, so. Something that's bothered me since learning about Ryoko is the eye color difference. Ryoko's eyes are red; Junko's eyes are blue.

One of them is clearly wearing contacts. But who?

The automatic assumption is Junko. Because let's be real, Ryoko would forget to wear whatever contacts Matsuda gave her - and then forget that she WAS wearing them, which wouldn't be great.

Wearing contacts is also an aspect of being a gyaru, so it would make sense for Junko to be wearing them.

But! What's more fun is this!

I debated whether Junko's true eye color should at all be related to Mukuro's. Mukuro's eye color, depending on image, is either gray or the same blue-grey as Junko's, even without contacts. As twins, I thought it would be cool if their eye colors matched. Even if they are fraternal twins.

However.

Mukuro and Junko both fall into the Red Oni, Blue Oni trope, Junko as red and Mukuro as blue. So it would make sense for Junko's natural eye color to reflect that in the same way that Mukuro's does.

So Junko is wearing contacts. The assumption holds. Why does this matter?

Because of all the colors she could choose for the eyes of her Junko Enoshima persona, she stole her sister's.

That's what matters.

[theenemyod]

Immortal Aaron x body hopping Call/Maugris is actually the best thing ever because Aaron's just really fucking tired at this point he'd existed since before Adam and Eve and had to deal with all of humanities bullshit, meanwhile Call is a hyperactive ball of chaos who acts like a human bouncy ball when his body doesn't cause him pain and sort of wants to rule the world. Aaron wants to run away and live in the forest or something but can't because they need to be in a place with people so Call has a supply of bodies.

[quotesandmiracles]

Challenge: make a poll of your five fave characters of all time, then tag five people to do the same.

I was not tagged, but saw a poll at @sazandorable; my five tags are @reflingthefox @orchidbreezefc @transbeetleboy @transmascphoenixwright and @zeco5000.