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cupcakeshakesnake · 8 years ago

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Watching I Am My Mom for the first time

(SPOILERS)

-Well shit, the last episode ended with Steven fainting, is it gonna get any worse?

“Are they a big deal?” Same, Amethyst

-”Why are they only grabbing your friends?” “Maybe.. Because my friends are the best!” Aww haha

-Wait, how did Connie send him a picture if she was stuck inside Topaz?

-Or did Aquamarine set it up as a trap

You cheeky little meme face piece of shit

-Jamie somehow freed his mouth??

-”Steven, save yourself! ...After you save us.”

-”Ya yah, Rose Kohtze’s old luckees”

what the FUCK

“aRE YOU MY DAD?”

-”Yellow Diamond asked for a My-dad, a Connie, a Lars, a Sadie, a mailman, and an Onion-I-think.” Are you

-Are you telling me that

-ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YELLOW DIAMOND COULD HAVE TOLD YOU TO JUST GO GET SIX RANDOM HUMANS, OR HECK, SEVERAL RANDOM HUMANS FROM EARTH, BUT NOOOO, SHE HAD TO TAKE THAT ONE PERIDOT’S OLD REPORT FROM TWO SEASONS AGO AND TAKE IT SO LITERALLY THAT IF SHE HAD BEEN ANY MORE LITERAL SHE’D BE A FUCKING DICTIONARY BY NOW?!

-THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH GEMS

P E R I D O T

F I V E E X G E E

-*CUE FLASHBACK*

-OH SHIT

-But does that mean Aquamarine went and asked Onion “Are you an Onion I think?”

-”NO GARNET I MOVED ON I SWEAR”

The sign is so fitting

-There’s a Garnet-shaped hole in my Garnet-shaped heart

“WHO’S SUPER NOW?!!”

“I AM SYNDROME, YOUR NEMESIS AND E--”

-”Looks like Team Pearl is blasting off again!”

Bet Topaz is deaf because her ears are her gems and she ain’t even listening

-She having none of Aquamarine’s shit

“Did they specify... alive?”

-okay

-...

-HOLY FUCK

I’VE HAD A LOT OF HOLY SH-T MOMENTS IN WATCHING STEVEN UNIVERSE BUT I HAVE NO DOUBT IN SAYING THAT THIS IS THE BIGGEST ONE BY FAR (though chances are that it might be bested by something from the upcoming Wanted special)

ARE THEY GONNA BREAK HIS NECK

-ARE THEY GONNA CRUSH HIS SKULL

-YOU’RE GONNA TRAUMATIZE A BUNCH OF KIDS YO

-NOT THAT YOU’D CARE

-NO SERIOUSLY, ONE WRONG WORD AND THIS’D BE AN ONSCREEN DEATH

-”I know where you can find my dad!” “Oohhh... weh? weh?”

-Steven, you’re not my dad. You’re your mom.

-Gems must REALLY hate Earth.

-”Steven, do you know what you’re doing?” I heard tHAT IN THE WANTED PROMO

-”I’m gonna bust us all out with my bubble powers!” ...Don’t you think it’d be smarter to keep your plans silent?

It’s like Onion is a head sitting on Topaz’s shoulder

-”Her body’s... so... thick!” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Did we see that before or was that newly added to the background

-Have we even seen this part of Funland before??

-Meh I’m too lazy for research

Their spaceship looks like a Kisses. Also, teacup ride from Season 1.

-”Very nice meeting you oll” Don’t you mean FAIRY nice

-get it? because she looks like a fairy? hahaha...

why do I find this so funny

-Like, the fact that Aquamarine just blew a raspberry (how does one blow raspberries anyway? I just can’t do it.) and Topaz back there like ‘hurry up already’

-I wish she would have gotten stuck in the doorframe when the spaceship hatch closed

*eyerolls into the light dimension*

-Peridot: “Go to Earth they said, it’ll be fun they said.” Eyeball Ruby: “I hate this planet!” Aquamarine: “If I ever get sent on another mission to Earth, it’ll be too soon.” Sycorax: *tries to enslave Earth’s population* Cybermen: *tries to Cyber-convert said population* Daleks: *tries to exterminate us all on multiple occasions as well as stealing us from our solar system that one time* Space Titanic: *crashes into Earth* U.S.S. Enterprise in that one movie: *almost crashes into Earth* Meteorite from 65 million years ago: *crashes into Earth*

-What are we, the punching bag of the galaxy? The small bullied kid with the broken glasses?

(Speaking of Eyeball Ruby, I found this old image from my computer...)

*triggered*

-IF YOU’RE GONNA SNAP YOUR FINGERS FINISH THE FUCKING JOB YOU TURD

-”You’re ruining my moment!”

-Ah yes the grace of defusing...

-Please don’t tell me DeviantArt’s gonna make a base of that for... cursed purposes...

-When Aquamarine says “Topaz” it sometimes sounds like “Chopahz”

-STEVEN, CONNIE, FUSE, PLEASE, THAT WAY YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE

Lars is having a breakdown.

-DAMMIT LARS

-I mean, I’m not blaming him, that’s what people do. That’s realistic portrayal. People get frightened.

-I was just rooting for Sadie.

YOU GO GIRL (Did it feel like biting into rock?)

-I wonder if Gem skin feels just like human skin or if it feels like polished rock.

-STEVEN STOP MONOLOGUING, YOU’RE GONNA GET SQUASHED FLAT

wwwWWHHOOAAAAA-HOOOOOO

-Nice dive Onion!

DAFUQ

THAT BICH IS FUCKING OVERPOWERED WTF

-WHAT THE ACTUAL AVADA KEDAVRA’ING FUCK

-”I’m not my dad!” There we go.

-”How much longer is this mission going to take?!” Wow she REALLY hates this mission, it’s like a tedious chore for her and she’d like nothing better than to get it over with already even if the job’s not done very meticulously.

Steven... Don’t go there...

-Steven! Don’t do it! Tell them the humans and Rose Quartz iare on Neptune!

-”I’m not my dad! I’m my mom!” Either way is messed up, kiddo.

-Steven nooooo

-You’re not your mooooom

-Noooooo

* g a s p * n o w a y

-The thing about Aquamarine’s gemstone is that based on the circumstance and angle, sometimes it looks like a teardrop and sometimes it looks like a bead of sweat

oh dear...

-Oh boy...

-Oh no...

-”She wouldn’t have wanted this... But I do.”

-”I’m gonna kick your butt if you come down here right now!”

no...

-”No, don’t you DARE!” “I love you...” “No! Stop! STEEEEVEEEEENN!!!”

-...

-OH MY GOD

-WHAT

-THIS IS THE END OF THE SEASON??

-HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA WAIT UNTIL MEMORIAL DAY FOR THE SEASON 5 SPECIAL EPISODE?!?! (I know the first one was leaked or smth but I want to wait till the whole thing’s officially released)

-WHAT THE FUCK

-I SWEAR STEVEN USED TO SING ABOUT ICE CREAM SANDWICHES

-Great, now I’m gonna be an emotional wreck until the end of the month, after which I’d be even more of an emotional wreck

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