#With no shade to Hallmark movie Gideon

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I want to read more about people celebrating holidays in TLT.

No, not 'what if Gideon ran a Christmas tree farm and taught Harrow the true meaning of Christmas: lesbian sex with improbably good communication.'

I want to read about how people have to sit through two hours of church for Resurrection Day before going home to celebrations weirdly descended from whatever John particularly liked about Christmas.

Or enduring really cringe civil ceremonial for the Emperor's official birthday. The Junior Territorials are playing trumpet badly. The Cavalier Secondary to the head of House faints and face plants spectacularly while a choir of slightly wizened primary school children sing "He's got the whole system in his hands".

It's the anniversary of the foundation of our House and you know what that means: folk dancing and shots of a beloved spirit that was originally illegally distilled in old shuttle propulsion parts.