#With One Cashier Inside The Store Where You Have To Buy Your Cleaning Supplies Toiletries Alcohol And Baby Formula Separately; Fire Half Th
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the lich & i are holding an informal competition re: who can make the rent-a-cops at the local safeway flinch the hardest when we walk in. so far i am winning
#k talks#the amount of Bitch i can put into two seconds of eye contact is astronomical#but he did have one extremely good moment where he told the guard that his backpack had $3000 worth of insured value in it & he would be#suing him personally if the backpack was stolen while surrendered#bc the store is now disallowing people from bringing backpacks inside#as part of their speedrun closing 100%#(other strategies have included Close The Addressed Entrance Bc We Won't Fix The Broken Freight Elevator; Put A Second + Smaller Store#With One Cashier Inside The Store Where You Have To Buy Your Cleaning Supplies Toiletries Alcohol And Baby Formula Separately; Fire Half Th#Staff In Order To Hire More Security Guards; etc)#lich tag
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