#Will Arenett

[mannytoodope]

G.O.B.: Any magician can make the queen of diamonds disappear. But what about a whole boat?! Where once there was a yacht, now there is naught!

[starryeridanus]

Perdition; Arenett; A Thousand Threads

My sisters gather, this is no small day. Under the light of three tan moons, I earn my name.

Ayatemēt prepares the salve. It smells of spices and exotic flowers. The base is the leftover yolk from the egg I hatched from, turned to a soft wax after years of curing.

Uskalamarr recites the holy word as the salve is rubbed into my hide.

"By the grace of The Weft are we protected. By the grace of these cliffs are we shielded. By the grace of our minds, are we given the privilege to worship."

My vision is appliqued with hallucinations as the salve works its way into my blood. My body and mind are separate. I see through the eyes of others.

In this life, I am a herder, snow like a sandstorm pelts my soft face. I collapse in the blizzard. I leave behind two children and a herd of beasts.

In the next, I am a scholar, Mouramari. I am anointed and draped in ceremonial tapestries. I am separated from my body, I leave behind my memories and my teachings.

I am pulled taut.

In this life, I am many beings with one mind. A sharp pain floods my pedipalp as a steel bead shatters in my grip.

We are Rajeshka. This panics my Sisters. They flee me in this vision. Through eyes-not-mine, I watch them cross the horizon. I am many, but I am alone.

I gasp for air. The visions subside. My sisters faces are pale under their masks. The air is ferrous, and my hand is slick with my own blood. Their hands tremble. Only Ayatemēt meets my gaze. She drops her mortar, whispering only my name and a pair of epithets.

Hûllavos, Martyr, Priest of War

[skiplo-wave]

https://www.tumblr.com/skiplo-wave/748864728542134272/paying-all-that-money-for-metal-box-thats-trying?source=share

they paid literally a whole ass mortgage for THAT. I could’ve built that car with Lego bricks

Someone call Will Arenett and Lego master to get a working Lego car

[trill-beach-sports]

The woes of a fan, when the franchise is cursed.

I can start back in the early 90s where Al Davis was firing coaches too early. In fact, I remember the infamous coach named Chucky, Jon Gruden. He was fired after he took his team to the Super Bowl, only to be hired by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. He then led them to a Super Bowl victory, defeating the Raiders. Whether it's wasting a draft pick on JaMarcus Russell, and don't get me started on the Jason Campbell years or the last draft class of Arenett and Ruggs and what they've both done. It's as if the so-called bad boy image rings true. However, they are not only bad boys, most have been bad football players. And it starts with the ownership. Mark Davis isn't the worst. He just, to me, has the worst business model. Have a subpar team and have 2010 to early 2000s artists come perform at halftime. You're not alone, there's a Jerry Jones wannabe out there in the great state of Indy. I mean, this guy has yet to learn his lesson. Ever since he mistreated Peyton, everyone knew he should have come back and got Andrew Luck ready to take over, but did he? No, instead he goes and brings a chip to his new team.

Now this season, you won't pay your best player?? Now, AR is hurt?? Mannnnnnn.

Sometimes I wish these owners were somewhat more emotionally inclined enough to understand players and learn from other great owners. I mean, 'til this day, Mark Cuban is the best owner in basketball (to me) and it's because of the relentless support of wanting to see his guys succeed. Yes, football and basketball are different, however, the same tenets and principles apply to any organization.

[clarasfm]

𝒄𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒔𝒂𝒚𝒔  uploaded to her private snap story : 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙖 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 🤭

weekly vibe check brought to u by some of ur panther offense . including me . i’m the new kicker , y’all . arenett meade is Q U A K I N G .

[seriouslyselfie-inc]

Arenett’s #50thChapter Birthday with @djloshouston & @kurvy_kocktails (at Houston, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CNyK3WOjAOm/?igshid=1lgkqbm2j6omq

[arizonamugshots]

Arenette Ross http://ARRE.ST/AZ-112805457

[metalarmstan]

will arnett as mr. baudelaire… Sign Me The Fuck Up

[3sportsguns]

Bearly Open Window

Prepare for the worst and be surprised has to be the saying for Bears fan everywhere. With the dominant defense and young offense the double doink loss to the Eagles in 2018 sucked, but seemed like a lump for a team that will be back multiple times, but history says this window could already be closing.

Since the turn of the century the Chicago Bears have made the playoffs only five times with a record of 3-5 with three one and done appearances. Two seasons after putting together a stingy defense the cap is starting to stack up on that side of the ball; Khalil Mack, Robert Quinn and Eddie Jackson got paid this off season, Akiem Hicks, Eddie Goldman, Kyle Fuller and soon Roquan Smith. Four of the top five earners are on defense and the window of the cheap quaterback looks to be about over.

A key to success in the modern NFL is have a cheap quaterback and load up all around him to maximize the chances, but the number two overall pick may soon no longer have Chicago to call his home. It was quite clear the biggest problem for the Monsters of the Midway was their second year signal caller Mitchell Trubisky. General Manager Ryan Pace may have gotten the pick wrong, but credit for at least trying to do something about it

Management has already said it'll be an open competition between Trubisky and newly acquired Nick Foles. While Foles has had an up and down career as a starter, there's no denying his playoff success and is probably an improvement on Trubisky with a very talented team around him. The move alone signals management's understanding of the clock ticking on them and the Bear's chances to find success.

The closing window is also exacerbated by the fact Pace doesn't have a first round pick in 2020, but no one is arguing against the Mack trade, but they do have the 43 and 50 pick in the second round. Chicago has two 2nd rounders, a 4th, 5th, two in the 6th and two in the 7th, though that's unlikely what they'll finish with. Plenty of mock drafts already have the Bears trading at least one of the 2nd round picks to get pack in to the 3rd or load up on some more day three picks. That seems very likely, though I'd expect Pace to make at least one of the picks in the 2nd to get an impact player like a WR, S, CB or OL.

Another impact WR next to Allen Robinson, more OL help to boost the running game (besides Germain Ifedi, a S next to Jackson and depth for the rest of the defensive levels are my needs for Chicago. A mock draft from fansided has Pace selecting:

OL – Erza Cleveland -- Boise State

CB – Damon Arenette -- Ohio State

WR – Tyler Johnson -- Minnesota

TE – Harrsion Bryant -- FAU

RB – Patrick Taylor Jr. -- Memphis

S – Shyheim Carter -- Alabama

DE – D.J. Wonnum -- South Carolina

This draft gives them two possible day one starters at OL and CB, where they need the most help, another WR to give whoever is under center another weapon and depth at positions of need. Personally I think Chicago stays away from a RB and looks for line or LB depth.

In the NFC North the Bears talent has them up there near the top, the Lions are in a long rebuild in my opinion, but the truth is they won the division in a year of awful for Green Bay. Aaron Rodgers and the Packers bounced back last season but many found their record inflated but Green has some of the most picks in the draft. Minnesota has a very talent roster, though it has started to lose some pieces and Kirk Cousins is still under center.

If we get a 2020 season, please let that be the case, it's a make or break year in Chicago. Not only could Trubisky be on his way out but Pace and Matt Nagy could have their jobs on the line. The quarterback position has always alluded the Windy City and it could be the case where it's back to the drawing board because Foles is not the long term answer. For 2021 when Chicago gets it's 1st round picks back the new GM could be back looking for a signal caller while trying to maximize a defense that's just getting more and more expensive.

[mannytoodope]

G.O.B.: I’m intercepting some telepathic energy. It’s telling me it’s the... eight of diamonds.

George Michael: That’s amazingly close.

G.O.B.: Gee, I got it wrong. Well, I guess you won the shirt off my back.

George Michael: Okay, that’s amazing.

G.O.B.: It’s the queen of diamonds.

George Michael: No, no, but, I mean, if that had been the actual card, I’m pretty sure I’d be almost too blown awa

[nawallovescommunity]

[youarenothesun-blog]

[mannytoodope]

Gob: I need a favor. Michael: What happened to, “Hello. I need a favor”? Gob: I owe Hot Cops 500 bucks. Michael: Hot Cops"? Gob: It’s the stripping agency I used to work for.Cop uniform. Michael: Right. Gob: I might have been just a little too believable.Police! Open up! Anyway, they’re claiming that I never delivered on the gig. Michael: I’m not an A.T.M. Gob: I keep forgetting how hilarious you are. 

[mannytoodope]

Michael: I did listen to it. I-I-I-I am listening to it. G.O.B., hey, maybe the reason I didn’t say anything is that I didn’t want to embarrass you, pal. It’s my favorite, favorite record.

G.O.B.: Well, then you—you bleeped up. Because I am so embarrassed.

Michael: It’s a good CD. It’s a really good CD.

G.O.B.: I can’t believe that you love it.

Michael: I love it so much.

G.O.B.: Oh, God... Oh, God, look at us. We’re crying like a couple of girls.

Michael: Aw... you’re the only one crying, but I loved the music.

G.O.B.: And the card with your face on it?

Michael: And the healing.

G.O.B.: Home run! We'll do your dirty work for you, Mikey. You leave the rough stuff to Franklin and me.

Michael: Now I gotta listen to that CD.

[mannytoodope]

[mannytoodope]

G.O.B.: Any magician can make the queen of diamonds disappear. But what about a whole boat?! Where once there was a yacht, now there is naught!