#Wild West dogman au

[clydimos]

Some Wild West au line ups blehehhehe :3

[dogmanxpeteyshipper713]

[thatfoolsophie]

no go for it!!! exercise your god-given right to declare that ingary is actually your homeland and hmc now includes every inside joke, weird tradition, folk song or urban legend you can remember from your childhood!!

okay more stuff about the wild west au: -the scarecrow is wizard suliman’s loyal horse that’s been galloping around the countryside lookin’ for him (and terrorizing sophie, who thought she was getting the beginning of a magical horse-bonding moment and now keeps seeing that Same Freaking Stallion all over). -the hat shop sells derby hats, wool caps, sombreros, and other stylish but practical hats, so when sophie sees howl wearing a hollywood-western style cartoonish 10-gallon cowboy hat she’s like WHAT is on your HEAD. -michael’s still from a family of fishers bc porthaven is just brownsville tx on the coast (he went nuts the first time he saw snow). -the dogman is full on a coyote and when howl comes home and see it he’s like :0 um sophie? and she’s like >:| yes? and he changes the subject. -since howl is still from 1980s wales, calcifer sings sosban fach like in canon, which is a good thing bc otherwise i’d have to choose between making it a nice lullaby like arroyo claro (“clear stream” which i can’t find a lullaby version of on youtube!! but i’ve always heard it as a lullaby??) or something really funny like old skyball paint (“old skyball paint was a devil’s saint and his eyes were fiery red/good men have tried this horse to ride but most of them are dead”) -you’ve heard of howl calling sophie ‘cariad,’ now get ready for: sophie calling howl ‘cariño’ (obviously much later in the timeline but STILL) -at the beginning its mentioned that sophie made lettie a beautiful pink dress n i’m imagining one of these embroidered ones:

-this would absolutely be an excuse to cram as much cowboy slang as i can manage, of which howl understands about half. most of the time when sophie thinks he’s out courting he’s actually just trying to track down someone who’ll tell him whether it’s a good thing or not that she called him “flannel-mouthed” (like a smooth-talker) -howl has perfumes that smell like gardenia and freesia and mountain laurel and magnolia, and maybe some citrus? it’s all v nice -okay howl doesn’t know all the slang & jargon but he does enthusiastically mix turns of phrase from both worlds and he DOES call sophie “darlin’” which makes a mess of her, NOT that she would admit it (this was lyd’s idea and i have not stopped thinking about it since) -howl wears. so much fringe. all the time.

I'm begging you PLEASE elaborate on the wild west au bc this is the second time I've heard of it and I'm intrigued yet terrified

I WOULD LOVE TO it started out as a joke between me & lyd @born-to-strange-sights but i. legitimately enjoy it a lot. anyway i think this moodboard covers most of it

ft. sophie’s witch-fighting weapon (cute lil revolver), the Waste (west Texas), the Hatter sisters (three historic vaqueras), the stars over the marshes (Big Bend National Park in Texas), Howl’s blue-and-silver-suit (a fancy cowboy shirt), Calcifer being exploited (an outdoor cookfire), Wizard Suliman’s guitar (pretty mariachi guitar), the garden in the Waste (bluebonnets + prairie fire in Central Texas), and one of Howl’s accessories (an elaborate belt buckle)

essentially the wild west au is me having fun imagining Howl’s Moving Castle taking place in a weird anachronistic version of texas. of course, Howl is still from 1980s wales :)

[clydimos]

What are things like between Petey and Dog Man in your Wild West Au?

Your typical Wild West yaoi… Sheriff Greg needs to catch the gay outlaw that won’t stop terrorizing everyone and they kiss afterwards/j

But they basically are always at each others necks like how you would imagine,, They are probably gonna have to work together toward some kind of common goal of sorts and on the path to finding middle ground with each other, they become yaoi

[clydimos]

Grgbfhubdfuhb I LVOE cowboys,,,, a silly Wild West au I’m working on,,,,, :3

[clydimos]

Does Lil Petey exist in the wild west au?

Yes!!! He’s an orphan that looks eerily similar to Petey so lil’ peteys like “ ur my dad now!!!!! “ and wont leave him alone

[clydimos]

is wild west petey single

NO YOU FREAK. GET AWAY FROM HIM.

[clydimos]

Hey @clydimos I’m a recent follower to your blog and I have discovered your Wild West au of dog man and must say that I love it! Especially your Wild West style of Yolay, is she in a relationship with Sarah hatoff please let me know. I also imagine this old west au version of Sarah would be kind of saloon gal to sing “let me be to good to you” from Disney’s “the great mouse detective.” I hope that you’ll respond this soon and keep up with the good work!

AWWWWJDN THANK YOU SM!!!!! IM GLAD U LIKE IT :33333 and yes !! Her and Sarah do end up in a relationship in the au 👅

[thecastilloking]

I absolutely love everything about this!

Original art and credit belongs to @clydimos and not me.

Some Wild West au line ups blehehhehe :3