Mayhaps.... do you have any headcanons about Elisa and/or Sarah? My favorite tennis girls?
yup!! it took a while to remember all my headcanons together in my head
Elisa
she/her, cis female, lesbian
Dating Sarah. They're partners in both a gay way and in a non-gay way. They're still gay though.
She has a quite big and muscular physique, but she's still a femme.
Younger sister of Luca. Which makes it funny how they both turned out homosexual in the opposite ways. They get in a lot of fights, however.
She applies makeup before her tennis matches. Sarah helps her with this.
Doesn't really feel strongly or that much emotion about things. Unlike Matt, who hides his emotions, Elisa doesn't have that much emotions to actually hide. Some describe her as "cold" and "emotionless", but others know that she only has feelings for those who are close to her.
While she somewhat looks like the type to be the popular girl in school, she was actually the opposite. Back then she was the quiet kid who always got picked on by her classmates. It's actually how she learned not to give a shit.
Sarah
she/her, cis female, also a lesbian
While not a butch lesbian, she still dresses somewhat masculine most of the time.
Usually wears alternative fashion. Mostly grunge.
The shortest of all the Wii Sports champions, she's 4'11. Second place is tied between Anna and Lucía, who are both 5'2.
Unlike Elisa, she's quite emotional. Sometimes she takes things a little too seriously. She can still take a joke, just usually she's not in the mood for joking around.
She writes poems to pass the time some times.
Was raised in a very homophobic household, so for most of her childhood she didn't even know she was a lesbian. And when she did, she was closeted up until she moved out.
Met Elisa through tennis, and there they became the most fearsome duo on the court...and then...something even more. Sarah started to realize she had feelings for Elisa during practice.
Sarah gets a Wii for Christmas 2006 - family game night?? Will Joel play Just Dance? What’s it like trying to play Mario Kart?? 🤣😂
Christmas, 2006
pairing: no-outbreak!joel miller x f!reader
rating: F (this is just a cute lil scene, mentions of alcohol i guess)
wc: <600
series masterlist | joel masterlist
“Alright,” Joel started, grunting as he reached behind the couch for a surprise present the two of you kept hidden away all Christmas. Sarah’s eyes lit up as she sat on the floor by the tree, playing in the scraps of wrapping paper with her two-year old sister, Iris. “This is a family present, but I’m sure it’s gonna be mostly you usin’ it.”
You watched from where you were standing in the kitchen pouring yourself and Joel a second cup of coffee to help get you through the chaos of Christmas day, a smile on your face as Sarah looked to you for any clues on what the gift could be as she accepted it from her father.
“Open it,” you urged with a giggle. Sarah dropped her eyes to the wrapping paper, carefully tearing it open until Iris started to help.
“Iris,” she scolded lightly, moving her sisters perpetually-sticky hands away from the gift, unintentionally making the toddler cry. Joel walked over and scooped his youngest daughter up before returning to his seat on the couch, bouncing her on her knee until she quieted.
“Now, I don’t know much about it—“
“A Wii?” Sarah exclaimed with a grin. “Please tell me you got—“
“Mario Kart for now, but I think it comes with another one,” you interrupted as you walked over, resting Joel’s cup on the coffee table before taking your seat at his side.
“Wii-Sports,” Sarah read the cover and hummed, nodding at the list of mini-games it contained. “I think dad might actually be good at these.”
“Lemme see,” Joel reached over and accepted the game from his daughter while Iris crawled onto you lap and nearly bumped your coffee out of your hand. “Boxing, baseball, tennis, bowling? How the hell are you supposed to bowl through a video game.”
“It comes with these remotes that can, like, follow your movements,” Sarah explained as she opened the box to reveal console. “There’s like a sensor.”
“Oh, that’s cool! I thought it was just like the Playstation or whatever,” you replied as Joel showed you the back of the game box. “Tommy’s gonna love this, I bet.”
“I’m gonna get him drunk and humiliate him at Mario Kart,” Sarah added with a grin as she started to follow the directions to set up the console.
“I’m gonna get him drunk and humiliate him at boxing,” Joel joined in.
“Well, I’m just gonna get drunk. Period.” you mumbled to yourself, earning a chuckle from your husband as he overheard it.
“Goddamn it,” Joel snapped as his kart spun out after being hit. “Who sent that red shell?”
“Me,” you smirked, glancing at him from across the room as you sat in the recliner while Joel, Tommy, and Sarah sat on the couch. Joel looked absolutely betrayed, his eyes flickering between yours and the TV screen.
“Thought you said you’d be good at this,” Sarah taunted, elbowing her father in the ribs as he finished the race in 8th place.
“Yeah,” Tommy joined in, earning a scoff.
“6th place ain’t much better, jackass,” Joel retorted before turning to you with a point of his finger. “And you. My own wife. Betrayin’ me in cold blood right before the finish line.”
“You were a casualty,” you explained with an amused smile. “I had to secure top three, I’m sorry.”
⚣⏰ A/N → Literally in the middle of brainstorming and writing the 100-follower Conner Kent fic, and this came to mind. If it's good or not, I'm sorry, I just had to get it out. Thank you for understanding.
⚣⏰ Summary → BatBro has introduced TikTok to the Wayne Family...
REBLOGS and replies are greatly appreciated, please! 💛
⚣ ENJOY 🤳🏻
BatBro: And if you let that motherfucker Shanon once, best believe they gonna Shenanigan.
Source: Mya Monaco
Cass: Is Being Gay An Illness?
Cass: Yes, it is. How come every time I kiss a girl, my stomach hurts?
Dick: Those are butterflies.
Cass: Well, they're gay too.
Source: Farha Khalidi
Stephanie: He is not the love of your life!
Stephanie: He is literally just a guy!!
Stephanie: HIT HIM WITH YOUR CAR!
Source: chrissy
Damian: Why do you hoes act like if yeen ain't in no relationship, you gon die? Y'all be weak in the knees. Stand up! STAND UP!
Source: Leezy V
*BatBro with Jason in his weekly therapy session*
Jason: I was silent, ummm...
BatBro👓: Were you silent, or were you silencedSST?
Jason: ...
Jason: The latter.
Source: Beni2.0
Dick: I'm sorry. Not everybody fits in the bad bitch JAN-RAH. IT'S A JAN-RAH. Not everybody fits on the RAS-STA.
Source: Ms.PressureCooker
White people chillen in their house:
*Silence*
Black people chillen in their house:
*Silence*
*Beep*
Duke: I don't know why, but I am offended.
*Beep*
Duke:😯
Source: shaelovve
*Damian chastises his siblings*
Damian: Stop acting like a fucking hooligan! I know your momma raised you in a barn, but around these parts, we have some decorum, okay.
Source: KHAENOTBAE
Jason: No! Hear me out!
Jason: Why would I write the two essays that I had due 38 minutes ago rather than catch up on my fanfiction?
Jason: A bitch can not be academically sound AND lonely!
Jason: I can't where–I can't wear both of those hats. I'm gonna read a fanfiction in 20,000 words or less by a 15-year-old named Sarah who likes Supernatural. I'm gonna do that.
Source: anania
*Tim hanging out with BatBro and Conner*
Tim: And I ain't never seen three pretty best friends.
Tim: It's always two of them motherfuckers gotta be gay.
BatBro:*screams*
Conner: cUt ThE cAMeRaS!
Source: reganladd
*Bruce tells Tim he needs to get more sleep*
Tim: Duh! DUUUUHHH!!! Okay, duuuuuhhh!
Tim: You. Stupid! FUCK!!!
Source: HRH Memes
Jason: Therapy isn't enough. I need to punch that bitch today. Tomorrow is never promised.
*Walks aggressively towards Bruce's office with Wii Sports fencing music playing*
Source: B. Lee
*BatBro threatening Conner forgetting the Kryptonian is bigger and stronger than him*
BatBro: How you gon snap my neck off? Bitch, you weigh 95 pounds. I'm 5'8 almost 200 pounds. You can't snap my muthafuckin neck off, bitch. You'll be dead by the time you think about snapping my neck off, bitch.
Source: KB AND KARLA
BatBro: It is OTOM🍂. *pose✨*
🐦:*squeak*
BatBro: ¡Callate!
BatBro: My husband is cutting the backyard. So I decided to bless him with my company, even though he DOES NOT deserve me.
*walks in Spanish*
BatBro: I HAVE ARRIVED! 👑
*Conner used to these antics but still looking confused*
*BatBro stands in glam while Conner continues mowing the lawn*
BatBro: Good job!
*glam*
BatBro: Yeah, that's enough.
Source: SHIADANNI
*arguing with BatBro*
Damian: Next time you fucking put your hands on me, I'ma fucking rip off your face, bitch!