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sunnysidewrites · 7 years ago

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Flower Boy!Jeonghan

Requested by anon: Flower boy Jeonghan!!

HEY HEY HEY GUESS WHO FINALLY PICKED UP THE SLACK AND WROTE THIS AFTER AN ENTIRE WEEK OF PROMISING TO :))) I’m so sorry yall this was supposed to be part of Jeonghan’s bday present but rip!!! THANKS TO @kakaotaeks FOR HELPING ME OUT WITH THIS!! who knows where this would be if i didn’t use the flower boy cafe au yIKES!! happy belated bday my angel + devil!! happy reading my children!!!

warnings: i still have 1 last super angsty piece for jeonghan, so i tried to make this p fluffy :))) and who knows when i’ll even finish that piece so :))) hang on tight to this fluff while you can! and also jeonghan is a cheesy goofball who’s bad at literature

This was originally gonna be Florist!Jeonghan but thank the heavens y’all don’t have to read the lame idea I had before elena came up w this

Shoutout to my b!!!

BASED ON OURAN KISS KISS FALL IN LUV

tHIS IS SO CUTE OK OK LETS GET 2 WORK

You’re in your usual literature class lecture hall and you’re sitting a few rows behind,,,,

The one and only, Yoon Jeonghan

Campus heartthrob

With looks like that though??? Can scREW ME UP

You’re staring at the back of his fluffy blonde locks as he studiously scribbles down his notes in his beaten torn notebook

Every time you try to refocus on the professor, your eyes just drift back to his short hair that looks a little too tempting to run your fingers through

By the time you prep yourself to focus on taking notes for the twentieth time that hour, everyone is packing their things and you’re like n OO OO NOT AGAIN

“Let me guess: Jeonghan?” Your friend nonchalantly brings up as they’re stuffing their folder in their bag

You sigh and get up to pack your things along

“I don’t even know why he’s so distracting… just something about him”

They’re shaking their head and smile knowingly bc it’s just so damn oBV I O US WHY

“You know that hot cafe that just opened everyone’s been raving about?”

“The Diamond? What about it?”

They smile even wider and are like, “do you know who got a job as a cute waiter?”

“,,,,,,,,,,,,What are you trying to say”

“Maybe you can finally get that number you’re always babbling about?”

And you’re like oh my god pl S STop but you’re right tho :/

You finally have some time off from your schedule to swing by the cafe down a few blocks from your dorm

You’re out on a lovely Saturday morning stroll and the strong scent of coffee beans wafts out into the streets

The cafe has only been open for an hour but there’s already a huge line

And if it weren’t for your curiosity, you would have just been like Gotta Go Fast

But you figured you would do yourself a favor and begrudgingly hold it out in the line that extends to almost the end of the street

Think of this as a cafe version of Ouran!!

Except add 7 more (excluding haruhi bc you take the protagonist’s place)

The cafe is so full that it makes you wait for the servers to take you to a table like in restaurants so it’s THAT big

No matter what time of day it is, it’s always co m ple te l y paCKED

8am when it just opens? Looks like a concert venue

Half an hour until closing time? All the tables are entirely occupied

It’s predominantly females but evEN GUYS SWOON i mean who wouldn’t tho???? When you have 13 pieces of f I N E????

Anyways when you finally reach the front of the line after 38 years, you’re like finALLY MY LEGS :((

And the bubbly little host is dressed in actual 5-star restaurant attire and he’s looking back at you like :DDDDD!!!!!!!!!! And you’re like :ooooo!!!!! :DDDDD!!!! What a cutie pie!!!!!!!

“Hello, and welcome to The Diamond! I’m Chan, your host, and I’ll be your go-to if your main server is unavailable! We’re currently waiting for a table to open up, so please be patient!” he perfectly recites and you’re just like clutching your heart bc of hoW CUTE HE IS!!!

Around 10 minutes pass and he’s notified that a table has been opened and you’re like okay,,,, this is it. This is where My Life Changes

He leads you to a cute little corner that gives you a nice little window view of the bustling streets

He gives you a menu once you’re seated and he’s like, “Okay, this is where I take off!!! Your main server will be with you shortly! If you need anything, just tap on this little bell!”

As he scurries away you’re just like :(((( why can’t you be my waiter flfjdldfskj wait I’m here for Jeonghan!!

You’re browsing through the menu and you’re appreciating all the aesthetics from the tableware to the graphics on the menu

You hear how the other waiters interact with their supporters customers as you’re waiting for yours and you could have sworn you heard Jeonghan’s name floating around

“What’s the special for today?”

“It’s the double chocolate cheesecake, honey~~”

*SCREAMS* me 2

His favorite pet name to call his supporters customers is “honey” uM IM WEAK B YE

And people seem to be ordering devil’s food cake a lot what a coincidence lmAO

A few minutes pass and you feel a presence nearing you and you casually brush it off as just a waiter passing by but oh boy!!!

“Hi honey~ What can I get you for today -- wait, Y/N?”

You’re about to chOKE ON YOUR SPIT

You look up from the desserts page and see the face that you’ve been mustering up the courage to talk to for months

“J-Jeonghan! I didn’t know you worked here!” the classic sentence starter

He lets out a small laugh in disbelief and you’re like aaaAAAA SO CUTE ST O P I T THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR MY HEART

“I haven’t seen you around here before. Is this your first time today?”

And you’re lowkey highkey blushing bc he,,,, noticed you?????

“Yeah,,,, it is,,,,,,, what do you recommend?”

He hums in thought and turns back to you, “We have the Devil’s food cake that seems to be really popular whenever I serve customers for some reason,” he chuckles and he grins that angelic yet mischievous smile

And you’re like huh :))) I :))) wonder :))) why :)))

You tell him you’ll try it out with a latte and give him the menu as he elegantly exits and leaves your heart painfully wanting to leap out of your chest

Some time passes and you’re taking in the decor and the view of the streets when he returns promptly with your food and drink

“Here you go, Y/N :)” he smiles and gently places the plates down in front of you

But honestly all you’re focusing on is how clOSE his face is when he did that

Do you imagine him to smell really nice?? Bc he probably smells like clean laundry and just fRESH AND SOFT AND--

Ahem

Little did you know his little fleeting glances at you to check your reaction of the mouthwatering sights in front of you!!!

Am i talking about the food or am I talking about Jeonghan always looking like a meal???? Guess we’ll never know

He nervously giggles and runs his fingers through his hair and you can’t help but to eye his movements bc,,,, those luscious locks,,,,

He’s like well!!! Try it!!! And you’re like ughsldgkdglh in front of you??? Right now????

He doesn’t seem to be budging anytime soon so you’re like rip ok guess so

You take your first bite and your eyes are about to bulge out of your sockets bc how in the name of the heavens can chocolate cake bE SO!!!!!!! GOOD!!!!!!! (spoiler alert: it is)

You’re looking back at him with widened eyes and a chocolate caked mouth as you’re mumbling,” ish sho gud!!”

And he’s like lmAO YOU’RE SO CUTE-- I mean,, yes,,, yes it is

And he gestures at your mouth and says “you have a little something uh,,,, everywhere LOL” and you’re like lsdjdfljd oh god i wanna dig up a hole and bury myself forever!!! And you hastily grab the napkin and wipe the chocolate crumbs off

And you two are so off in your own little world that both of you fail to notice the attention the other customers are directing towards you

Because Jeonghan nEVER, and I mean NE V ER, acts that naturally to a customer

It’s all a bunch of his favorite pet name, “honey,” and some winking tossed in his light flirting

But laughing? Having a really good time? Acting like friends? Joking? Not once!!!

And everyone is like Who Are You And Tell Me Your Secrets

He strikes up a conversation with you so easily and you’re so taken aback bc why would he be talking to an invisible soul like yours??? What’s happening with the world???

“Did you ever get the project turned in?”

And you’re really confused like,,,,, yes??? What???

And he sheepishly smiles, his ears a little red iM YODELING

“I just,,, overheard you worry about how much your partner was slacking off when you were talking to your friend that day,,,, that really sucks :(“

And you’re just like o H!!! Omg

“It’s all taken care of, don’t worry!!! At least i hope so,” you mutter

And you can feel his hesitance and you’re like ???? what is it??

“Maybe you need a new partner for a change? Our professor mentioned our next project can have us choose our own partners,,,, and you seem to be really good at this class,,,,,”

And you wanna laUGH bc you’re literally just there to stare at the back of his head

But he’s like you always know the answers whenever she calls on you????

“It doesn’t take a genius to know what the types of irony are, Jeonghan”

“hEY IM TRYING MY BEST THAT’S WHAT MY NOTES ARE FOR”

And you’re like,,,, do you need a tutor???

He lights up and his cheeks are stained a light pink aND IM CRYING IN THE CLUB

“yES! I mean, yes. Yes. Please. Here, I’ll give you my number”

What you feel: IM SCREAMING INTO THE ABYSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST GOT YOON JEONGHAN’S NUMBER, AN ACTUAL ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What you say: Oh, sure!

You both do a number exchange and literally everyone in that cafe is just on the floor like hOW DID YOU????? WH A T????

And Chan calls him and he not-so-subtly hints about how he’s been talking to you for way too long and everyone in line is complaining LOL

He regretfully looks at you and you nod sadly in understanding

“I’ll catch you later this week,” you say and he’s about to turn around when he stops and turns back

“Are we meeting for a study da-- sESSION?”

And you’re like what did you say--

“I said study session”

“.....I’m free Saturday”

“I’ll meet you at the library,” he gives you one last grin before winking and walking away and you’re like eXCUSE ME WHAT DOES THAT MEAN SIR

You shake your head but you can’t suppress the gigantic smile that your lips involuntarily make

You take the mug in your hands and you notice the latte art is a picture of a heart

You’re like scREAMING BC ITS SO CHEESY BUT YOU LIKE IT

And now you finally have a reason to pay attention in your literature class if you gotta tutor a potential college bf in your study da--session!!!!

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wakemany · 7 years ago

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Hi Welcome

Tina Small is christian . Roberta Pedon is Irish

September 15, 2015

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H I SToRM FRoNT– ERS – Edited Letter i Sent to Don blacK —–— To Don BlacK : I did snail mail in past . TLH Syracuse , Rev RaY Indiana , RNPA LocK port , said m Y “ Litter With paper ” plan has merit .

silence . No more chat rooms , Yahoo clubs . SF is the only outlet . Not Reddit .

silence . Edgar Steele , innocent NSM leader in prison . The day may come When even you Will be silenced .

my plan – small groups , paper is hard to stop . Do “ exploits ”, “ instruct many ”, truth – lives on !

not gonna stop gov’t agenda immigration . Fact . next best alternative ?

Women are suffering . Ask Shoshana Roberts . What else is Working ? TonY

Read more if you Want …… start of my plan

I saw an angry White girl with her arms extended and walking away and turning around at times and telling him off and a black dude following . A pastor once told me repeat = abuse !

I saw this several times , but another White lady told me – “ trying to ignore that person , but they just follow and talk ”.

I saw a friendly black turning around to see if a White girl was still there . sneaky slowly trying . What to do ? Page 1 oF 14

Try TEACHING STRATEGY… Racism is socially learned – babies Know nothing . Ask – is it learned ? Then it should Work !

What a time consuming pain ! Joining KKK ain’t working , right ? Your current “ Wake up ? ” strategy is – nonsense . pointless .

but – education won’t stop the bleeding . No – but it Will slow it down .

1. organize , 2. Wear gloves to hide fingerprints , 3. litter cars ( Windshields , homes , streets ) With paper + dvd’s ( old movies )… simple …. If you are Fed up

A new advertising strategy . Perhaps you “ racists ” will Light the Way to advertise secretly . Pioneers in “ exploits ” = sneaky stuff ? INSTRUCT MEANS MORE THAN JUST TELLING . INSTRUCT MEANS PAPER and TIME .

The people Who Know their God Will be strong and do great exploits . And those of the people who understand shall instruct many … Daniel 11 : 32 – 33 . There is always a Few who understand …

maybe this letter has something to do With what christians Will do non violently in the Future . So , most effective Way is to do it privately ? small ? publicly ? big ? maybe small and sneaky LiKe exploit christians is best .

Decentralized KKK and no independent media ( it is controlled , except a bit of internet ) maKes PERSONAL UNDERSTANDING ( Daniel those among the people Who understand ) or LOGIC , REASON more important . if you agree .

unLiKe WiKipedia , this site Will not change . it is up to you to decide what the correct strategy is and to learn to thinK strategically . Read my gov’t letter below . As always – if you agree !

STRATEGY 1 – Logic strategy – blondes Wouldn’t exist . don’t need bible or history . duh ! blue eyes , red hair do exist . Why ? Kinda important – logic + requires only 1 sentence.

STRATEGY 2 – EXPOSE MEDIA BIAS . Leaving Los Angeles . South Africa silence . Again , it supports the argument that We are being Lied to .

Spy Who Shagged Me painting KKK as Evil ( Dr . Evil on Springer’s show ). Star Wars has important Women + blacks ( Windu , captain , Billy Dee ) , but main actors are still White !

Back To The Future has important black mayor + Anti – arab . examples from MODERN DAY movies sooo blatant that it exposes itself .

+ in movie “ Thank You For SmoKing ”, THEY ADMITTED that Hollywood deleted smoking scenes from classic movies .

STRATEGY 3 – Kings of the East + the End . Why did these 2 threats to the White Race ( Seeds oF men mingling and Kings of East ) happen only in the “ Last days ” ?

MENTioN – chinese gov’t told businesses not to serve blacKs or Mongolians during 1988 Beijing olYmpics . i thought Asians were Mongolian . Go Figure . crazy – but …

not Just gov’t , but Chinese people protesting in Nanjing – Get blacKs out . not Mongolians .

What happens if china Wins ? or Worse . If china does not show up ? many angry Whites today .

Wouldn’t this Kings of East strategy maKe Asian White marriages more Acceptable ?

Yes , but , it Would maKe Zebras more unacceptable . Hmm … there are pros and cons .

WHO CONTROLS THE GOV’T TOMORROW ? Either Way , you Lose if you marry blacK – Permanently , political Law is stronger than social Law .

Who says most believe the Bible ? LiKe i said , Christians do exist . it doesn’t hurt to mention bible stuff Anyway .

Just don’t bring Nostradamus into this – a Land bridge Would give china access to America . He also predicted – Russia and America are Kings of the North , a New Earth and NYC gets nuked .

STRATEGY 4 – include PICTURES From the more recent C R movement , S A Farm murders – A PIC SAYS 1,ooo Words and makes racism more personal , real , tangible . Fastest is paper ( in steady chunKs and not Just boring text .

STRATEGY 5 – I Would NOT advise this , it is contrary to using bible . But old saying ,“ Sex sells ” maKes me thinK advertisers sometimes avoid this on purpose .

STRATEGY 6 –” A moving target is harder to Hit “- they said in Waterloo Bridge ! select different communities , not Just one metro area or state . on different nights . Keep police guessing ! cry WolF create diversions 1st ?

STRATEGY 7 – KNoW THE ENEMY Beware of going into or near big companies ( Hospitals , Zoo ) or gov’t buildings or downtown . carnivore exists . only if connected to internet . Beware of new computer technologies .

About Walkie talkies – echelon exists . use “ suspicious ” encoded Words – could be Worse . cell phones can be used as a tracking device. credit or library cards leave an electronic trail . CARS have GPS . Surveillance cameras all over . Face recognition technology exists .

A Team – Find a person Who can refill ink Jet cartridges . Saves money in the long run . + a computer expert to download . WORK PROFESSIONALLY .

Have an escape plan . PRACTICE – duffel bags ? Need to refill . There is a “ learning curve ”. Someone to drive van ( materials are heavy ) . go potty 1st . Need watchers .

Still you looK LiKe a thief ! Even before distributing , buying certain ( i.e., Remote control ) items on Ebay could raise a flag .

A drug dealer on the news operated in a rural small town because there is LESS OF A POLICE PRESENCE and used video cameras in front door and escaped out back door .

HOMEWORK – Know which routes you are going to “ Hit ”. A “ lone wolf ”, instead of a “ cell ”– even gov’t refers to these terms to describe terrorists .

Even if you think you have done enough homework or practise , Life has a Way of reminding you of your shortcomings .

Iron on letters onto shirt ? You are stupid to advertise racist beliefs . You are trying to do it secretly . What if the gov’t infiltrates and offers stupid plans , such as …

It Was once suggested that separate militia should all Join together . In my opinion , the gov’t infiltrated and tried to offer a stupid suggestion . one that Would expose them for arrest .

“SMALL” STRATEGY 8 – be Weary of making the group big , as the militia have learned to be Weary . Page 2 oF 14

Even iF caught , What’s Worst that could happen ? J Edgar Hoover didn’t care about KKK . only communist Party .

gov’t doesn’t care about racial literature , only political . proof – other race sites exist . i.e., stormFront . militia is enemy Madeleine Albright said .

There are other violent + unethical + political strategies I thought up , such as booby trap mine the graffiti – explode harmless paint ? sKunK ? Strategy 9 . Which I intentionally Left off my Site , should the gov’t persist on stopping mostly race literature .

movie Sound of music – Activity suggests a LiFe Full of purpose . What activity does not WorK ?

Politics never WorKs . Kuchinich and Trump called voting a Rigged Game . + Kuchinich was leading on internet based polls .

Politics never WorKs . Immigration increasing year after year .

What does a Rally or demonstration or protest accomplish ? or signing petitions ?

Long – Lasting Graffiti accomplishes the same thing – it shows that racism exists – Without the necessary manpower and effort . Much cheaper than billboards too .

STRATEGY 9 – Low RisK SHORT SENTENCES – I’ve heard of KKK buying billboards before . use airplanes LiKe they did in Iraq . drop leaflets . Too heavy ? Remote control ? Beware oF going into hobby shops .

is it effective ? ADL Website encourages FolKs to send in photos of racist graffiti ! “ Race matters – bible Samaritans are out ” – I prefer over “ I hate Asians ”. SHoW THAT RACISM EXISTS ! or use marKers indoors . Page 3 of 14

KKK’s ” sporadic ” leaflet strategy only tells people that the KKK exists . So much more potential . Proves KKK is ABLE & WILLING to distribute .

Possible to use a “ gun ” to launch material , “ Flinging ” LiKe newspaper boy ? Yes , but police may get Wise to seeing VANS at night . bicycle With painted Wheels to paint sentences all over ?

The pro is better than lazy . Generally , the more sophisticated ( GREAT exploits ) , the greater the results . Example – Temporary Radio sites , get Remote control From other countries , placing pre – made newspaper outlets , — gotta thinK !

gov’t could make people afraid of unleft pacKages by coming up With stories on the evening news .

do this – LEAVE IT TO BE FOUND . it Would be expensive and many Wasted non – hits . but less RisK …… You looK LiKe a thieF ! is a problem that this could neutralize .

STRATEGY 10 – When distributing , include my ” How to ” strategy plan – Your efforts could multiply and SelF propagate all BY ITSELF .

KKK never required strong leadership . KKK exists in Brazil and India also . WiKipedia said KKK grew Whenever social tensions arose and Waned Whenever they loosened automatically . KKK is human nature . It could ignite by itself , couldn’t it ?

Super major “ Legit ” strategy 11 – use bible … Jesus ate With sinners , SAMARITANS , Lepers . all contagious , and affects those Who are not infected . Women too

Sinners . “ protect your Rep ” Tax collectors Were Jews Who collected taxes From other Jews and gave it to the Romans .

blacks Were “ sold out ” by black slave traders ( in Africa , not the ships – Packed Like sardines . Titanic sank Whites got Killed – public outcry ) .

In movie , ‘ It’s a Wonderful LiFe ’ – “ You Know Mr . Gower ? ( a “ sinner ” outcast pharmacist who poisoned a Kid ) you must be a Jailbird yourself . Throw them out ”.

on TV , a Lady saw O. J. Simpson getting yelled at one day . She said “ imagine What LiFe is LiKe everyday ”

Vivien Leigh commits suicide at end of ‘ Waterloo Bridge ‘ because she had a dancer’s Rep .

Jesus crossed social Line into Samaria and could’ve died . He crossed physical Line and Walked on Water . LiKe cursing Laws oF gravity .

Samaritans Were outcasted . Assyrians invaded israel and intermingled . Racial half – breeds .

Lepers – in movie ‘ Ben Hur ’, people ran away . There was a ‘ Valley oF Lepers ‘ and black circus performers .

… but most are guilty – magic Johnson pleaded on TV , “ people say ooh and shy away From me . don’t do that ”. imagine Life for him everyday

WiKi article ‘ Leprosy stigma ’ – says “ Forced segregation … commit suicide ’, Families Were affected …

In movie ‘ Philadelphia ’, he was innocent and got it from a blood transfusion . They said “ a social death preceeds a physical death ” For HIV people .

Women’s suffrage at turn of the century. in bible , there Were concubines . Read in newspaper , Iraqi Women afraid of Saddam‘s son , Odai .

in Roman days , Women Were treated a tad better than animals . Aren’t “ honor Killings ” still committed iF they embarrass Family ? and Arab Women Wear veils .

constitution and bible says all men are equal , and Yet bible says all men Rich poor Free slave have to accept mark of the beast .

That a man is innocent until proven guilty , yet Joseph Went to prison for raping Potifa’s Wife .

blacks changed their mind and said “ progress ”. They Knew abstract equality can’t exist . Page 4 of 14

Moses married a Cushite and God had no problem . Miriam said “ LooK what he did ” = “ is he crazy ? ” People do care . if Joseph was innocent and we free all rapists in prison , society will Fall apart . Also , Joseph couldn’t eat with his brothers because he was Egyptian .

“ Right to bear arms ” 2nd important amendment and Well regulated militia is NECESSARY . Malcolm X urged all blacks to get guns .

Not all blacks think that Way , but there are those that do . Haiti – “ Whatever you do to us , We do to you ! ” TanKs on MLK’s birthday . President Charles Taylor – “ They owe it to us ! ”. Tulsa got bombed From the Air . War ! Surrender at Tulsa – and die after colFax massacre .

constitution was written by christians who wrote it in abstract terms ( ForeFathers were wise ) ON PURPOSE – Knowing that in reality , it doesn’t worK that way . You can put bible away – abstract concepts apply only to God .

in reality , the needs oF MANY outweigh needs oF FEW , or the ONE – Star TreK Khan ! but Lot was the only ONE in Sodom and the Famine in Israel happened because oF a FEW Gibeonites . it taKes time to explain things LiKe ABSTRACT..… but it is relevant .

Lights don’t LiKe darKs in a movie by important director SpiKe Lee . Who “oppresses ” poor ? Apostle Paul said, the Rich . When poor become Rich ? they oppress also .

darKs become Lighter ? mulattoes were Killed on Haiti . American blacks don’t LiKe recent arriving immigrants from Africa . india .

clarify – 1,000 years ( 300 Arab + 700 White ) of slavery is not oppression – it is ForsaKen . God deals with people on relative time basis because people are relative .

God’s LAW . 1 suffers . The other doesn’t . Then the 1 who doesn’t suffer suffers – until they die . it is oK unknowingly . not oK Knowingly .

Social LAW . it’s simple – 1 is in . 1 is out . in the 50’s 60’s , it was social suicide to go public . congressman Strom Thurmond had a half Kid he loved , but Kept it hidden .

Answer is simple . gotta obey society . everything is socially defined – naKed , purple orange car , Wear socKs on hands

Emmett Till whistled at a white woman and got lynched . but he wasn’t “ SUPPOSED TO DO THAT ” – socially defined . His pals hightailed it outta there . They Knew .

Michael Richards of Seinfeld did use the N Word and the crowd all got up and left . not “ supposed to do that ”.

Mrs . obama said , “ I am a black woman from the south side of Chicago and i’m not supposed to be here ”. In her own Words .

if a leper walks out of the Valley of the Lepers and tries to mingle with healthy people , who’s wrong ? is he acting “ out of place ” and “ asKing For it ”. Page 5 oF 14

LEARNED – babies don’t Know right hand from Left . Nobody hates when they are born .

go bacK 6o’s TV – Gomer Beaver G Acres munsters Adams Fam Jeanie car 54 Fav martian 3 Sons A Griffith T Zone Howdy d Lost in Space Flipper – All White

70’s movie ‘ Walking Tall ’ ( With Joe Don BaKer , not Re – maKe ). ( and it’s based on a true story ) , 3 White men walKed into a black bar and blacks became quiet .

There was a prostitute in ‘Walking Tall ’ who helped the sheriff “ good guy ”. in bible , the prostitute Rahab helped the good guys ancient israelites . How real

bottom line – Why do they mingle , but not CLEAVE together – because it goes AGAINST human nature . beauty ugly ! interracial is not oK . maKe it cleave . it won’t . Why not ? it don’t work that way .

on New Earth , animal nature – Wolf and Lamb Feed together . isaiah 65 : 25 …… malcolm X’s dad’s 3 brothers died VIOLENTLY at the hands oF white men … All 3 , in 3 separate incidents .

Torture was Known as “ breaking ”. break a horse . Pavlov “ conditioned ” his dogs . stop torture and blacks start Fighting bacK – in numbers in Summer oF 1919 .

Torture is learned . Animals want to be happy . get angry , sad . Native American slaves stopped maKing babies .

Human same as animal nature . WiKipedia said whites couldn’t control themselves when they saw blacks with guns after the unpopular – draft dodgers back then – New York City draft Riots ) Civil War .

black dude walking up to Michael Richards at Laugh Factory couldn’t control himself . LiKe animal .

confused ? but human nature – ALWAYS WINS IN THE END . unless gov’t is controlled by someone else . After 6,ooo years , India got rid of caste system , politically , for the 1st time ever in 1950 .

but whole communities are still segregated in India . caste system is not a solution . it only slows it down . not stop it . a solution is supposed to worK . Why Keep it ? Next best alternative ALWAYS WINS IN THE END .

use bible – Jews and Samaritans had no dealings with one another. WiKi said in ‘ Civil Rights Movement ’ article – “ blacks and whites would have to sit next to each other — a simple yet revolutionary act ”.

Leonard Maltin said something similar in Little Rascals Vol 21 intro – “… Kids playing together wasn’t done then ”.

cut people’s heads off and put it on a pole in Ninevah . Jonah hated . WiKi said after slave revolts , blacks same thing cut off head put on pole .

history books are not always true , on purpose or accident . Hard to verify most but not FAMOUS HISTORY – but if it fits bible . probably true . Fame Killed o J Simpson . can’t move . Fame .

Michael Richards said “ 50 years ago we had you upside down with a ForK down your butt”. verify history ? truth ?

Mention Famous then – oprah 1st ever black billionaire – out of how many who preceded ? , Powell – 1st ever black Secretary of State , 44 Presidents were white men . Page 6 of 14

They are burning whites with hot irons in Africa today – WiKipedia said that blacks were branded . They say in Africa today “ all Boers are dogs ” – WiKi said “ many parKs barred them with signs that read “ negroes and dogs not allowed .” if they’re doing the same in Africa, then it’s probably true .

Reasons – 1 History . His Story . 2 Africa surrounded by water . 3 Live next to consistently strong , but never super strong Arabs ( Persia silver , Babylon gold , Magog Arabs ) . 4 Always WeaK . 5 Travels all over the World ( slavery ) – and suffers . 6 Just as much black blood as white 1.1 billion in Africa . 7. Asians Won + people thinK in terms of night day salt pepper , not thicK hair Asians are opposite of thin hair black + India 1 billion . LiKe Pat Buchanan “ endless cycle ” of violence .

not true . nothing lasts forever . nuKes 1940’s + Hiroshima . chemical weapons WW 1 . industrial Revolution = pollution . Soon super pollution Christians say Wormwood – 1/3rd of waters becomes bitter .

technology – cars horses , trains canals , bulbs Fire , photos paint , Fridge ice . christians are correct . Whites getting ugly only in END .

IF THIS CONTINUES , Spike Lee said you have to “ move over ”. WiKi said there was always violence in India . S F said We are the voice of the new embattled White minority .

Council of conservative citizens said “ What’s happening in South Africa will happen here in America ..… my Kids !

After the NWO , blacks are Lucky ? Kings of the East showed up ? china can’t walk on water . What about UK , Australia ? ThinK – Pharaoh used a containment strategy and threw male babies into the N i l e River .

Race is a matter of LiFe and death . AsK the Native American Indians . mexican American WAR . SA murders .

but it is “ criminal ” to outcast because of race UN said . it is if you thinK about it . but HISTORY FITS BIBLE – concubines , monarchies , Lynch mobs – Stephen was stoned . They publicly hung criminals in America long ago . They crucified in the bible – naked . Public humiliation is outlawed by constitution .

There were no “ bankruptcy laws ”. You lost all you had back then – debtor’s Prison .

IN BIBLE ( monarchies most stable Form of gov’t ) + in movie ‘ Wizard oF oZ ’ + Audrey Hepburn movie ( I Forget ) , there were European monarchies . No more monarchies after WW1 . media labels it “ dictatorship ”.

Most are simply CONFUSED . When Israel airlifted ( 1st class + expensive ) Ethiopian Jews , Israeli gov’t said ( once they arrived – IT WAS “ CONFUSED ” + it took Israel over 20 years ( since 1948 – in Feb 1973 ) to even recognize Ethiopians .

Word For Word , according to “ Ethiopian Jews in Israel ” WiKi article – “ Which was and still is mainly subjected to political developments in Israel .”…… gov’t is still thinking ! even to this day .

Ashkenazi ( European ) don’t LiKe Sephardi ( From Middle East ) Jews . Pat Buchanan don’t LiKe arabs either . or Messianic Jews ( christians ) try to convert my Kids ( contagious ) .

Messianics live in Israel way before Ethiopian . Race precedes religion to society . WASP . White precedes Anglo Saxon precedes Protestant .

Lepers were separated to PROTECT THE INNOCENT. it’s more important ( to Forefathers ) to free Joseph , rather than punish Potifa’s Wife . outlaw interracial – protect the innocent . but our gov’t doesn’t .

People LIE – Jews of Weimar Republic thought they were “ more German than Jewish ”, but they got Killed . Latinos think they’re American , but segregated communities exist.

Explain WHY. gov’t ! if whites rule , Why bring in Eastern and southern Europeans in 1890’s ? Japanese after WW 2 ? Latinos 1990’s ?

SLOWLY – Show progressive ! – it would implicate that NWO existed long ago . Even before the civil Rights movement , Whites are getting uglier – blacks ain’t winning because of CR .

i discovered that the NAACP was started by Jews . Attorney general Amos Tappan Ackerman . CORE – Goodman Schwerner . Scottsboro boys – Liebowitz .

STRATEGY 12 – Explain Women . Jesus ate With . suffrage movement + Femi – nazi’s – again – in 1960’s Pat Buchanan said – progressive .

You could have 2 Wives in Asia . They have 2 Wives in the Middle East today . in bible , Abraham had 2 Wives ( Sarah and Hagar ) . media labels it ‘ bigamist ’.

Pakistan leader Bhutto was 1st Female leader of an Islamic nation – ever ! Albright 1st ever ! Woman Secretary of State . Thatcher and Golda Meir are the iron ladies of UK and Israel – not

STRATEGY 13 – Explain consequences … Kids are Kids . At school . Malcolm X was told by a teacher “ being a Lawyer is no goal For a N * LiKe you ”.

Kids and adults are cruel to those who don’t looK LiKe they do . “ dad , Why did you marry mom ? ” Now don’t say that about your mom !

“ I got into a Fight today dad ”. Why ? in mind “ Fight it ” blacks get into Fights ( i’ve heard this MANY times ) .

denny’s WiKi article – not serve black Secret Service agents . BoJangles Robinson was told to leave a restaurant once .

” Asian Jen and White Tina parent’s told me she couldn’t marry me last night . They absolutely refused . We broke up ”.

sigh …“ must Fight it . Fight society”. try again . “ son , maybe you should Just marry a black girl ”… hopelessness sets in . He grows older. It is learned over time .

Read in Plain Dealer : doctors prescribe medicine less often to blacks . Some blacks have good Jobs ( usually gov’t post office , RTA ) , but not most .

Plain Dealer said – generally , older Whites do NoT interracially marry . generally , younger do . Page 7 of 14

Rumors are public . black is public . People see and hear things . You can’t Just “ move on ” with your Life – unless you move , LiKe some slaves , not most , did long ago ( to nation of Liberia )

God said to Samuel – man looKs upon the outward appearance . I don’t . but people do . God said so . Fat , ugly people discrimination will not go away . Racism also .

Are blacks LiKe Joseph ? Right to be angry . Life’s not Fair . innocent . Killed . does that give Joseph the right to spread ( public ) rumors about someone ?

A song – LooK at all these rumors surrounding me EVERYDAY… tell him to pass a bill so that next time they catch rumors shoot to Kill ! Page 8 of 14

STRATEGY 14 – Promote british irish beauty , especially FAIR SKIN TRAIT . Show them Just how pretty and the irish are . Need pics . examples From sports , past – Just how british we once were . and BiG .

There is disparity . over time , people may be able to distinguish . it would lead to less tolerance to becoming even a little uglier … to the individual . Write it out LiKe I did – Faster learning curve .

black last names – no Stallone , SWarzenegger , Dimitri , East South European . getting blurry tho – Half brits .

Tall : Conan O ’ Brien , JFK , Ted Cassidy ( Adams Family ) , Fred Gwynne ( Herman Munster ) + Larry Byrd and Kevin McHale – definitely Boston Celtic . 3 actors – Liam Neeson , Tim Robbins , Chuck Connors .

NOTICE : FEW big latinos ( Statistically , many participate in Football ) . Munoz ? Just 1 , LiKe Bruce Lee .

Tommy Morrison ( Rocky 5 ) , Dempsey ( heavyweights , unLike latinos ) , Kevin McBride ( 100% irish . beat Tyson ) .

irish Mark McGuire ( home run King ) . latino canseco was never as big .

Dorian Yates ( brit . Mr . Olympia ) Eastern Honky Arnold was never as massive

+ Lee Haney never achieved success LiKe Arnold . Blades never succeeded LiKe chuck Norris or Van Damme .

Point – beauty is strategy of itself . Who is more beautiful than brits ? Haman tripped into Ester’s “ bosoms ”. boobs matter . KILL ABRAHAM . STEAL SARAH . could get husband KILLED – does matter .

Almost all uncensored ( by Cabin Fever only on VHS ) Little Rascals have the Kind of racial propaganda , but not historically inaccurate , the KKK LiKes – negative black portrayals . Which is also censored !

in other Words , 1. Song of the South or Rascals – take precedent over 2. Mary Poppins – british , but still not a Lie historically . This categorizing strategy – is – relevant , but not very important . # 1 Song of South , Gone With Wind .

# 2 BRiT + religion 2 For 1 deal : my Fair Lady , Waterloo Bridge , Chitty Bang . Expose immoral strategy – Proves that they removed religion + Fun !

Answer is no – 3 caballeros stereotypes Latinos , but does so in a romantic sort of Way . Naming gov’t buildings after blacks ? Bad – does so in an important Way . Streets , gov’t and utility buildings , bus stations are named after blacks . and holidays – Kwanzaa , MLK . Page 9 of 14

STRATEGY 15 – EXPOSE IMMORALITY . Some classics Were not released on dvd , or Were edited for moral reasons alone . not Just RACE LIES . GaY Lez too. + nudity

2 Timothy 3 :1-4 ( unedited KJV ) 1 This Know also , that in the Last days perilous times shall come . 2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves , covetous , boasters …

We are being lied to both racially and immorally should complement each other’s arguments . These are mostly old movies . important but ethics TAKES A LIFETIME of dvd learning .

I wouldn’t do this except short movie snipets – Actors praying , reading bible , etc . I’m not sure . maybe it is good to include the whole movie . LiKe Betty Boop , any old disney , RanKin Bass will do .

With a plastic dvd , I was worried about oily fingerprints . besides , movies are not concentrated education .

I would use at least 1 concentrated dvd – put all materials , if not more , on dvd . dvd’s can be replicated – could result in SHARING . movies in AVI Format on computer , but more people have dvd players VOB Format . or both . Page 10 of 14

STRATEGY 16 – DON’T GIVE UP – Leads to greater – UNDERSTANDING , LEARNING IS RELATIVE . KEEP DOING IT . Why did Hollywood ban movies , cartoons ? Answer : Racism is Learned .

History , segregation – say otherwise … don’t give up ! 6,ooo year India got rid of caste system for the 1st time ever in 1950 .

Don’t be intimidated by the length of my letter . overthrow gov’t … not gonna happen is it ? “ Terrorism ” is cheap – All it taKes is paper .

But it is gov’t who has Lied . The media – silence SA + LA = Lie . Right ? Wrong ? Blacks who used children ( children’s crusade ) – Who have crossed the Line . of right and wrong . Page 11 of 14

The KKK is MAYBE INFILTRATED ?, that the United Northern and Southern Knights asK on their Website – is it better to be smaller ? ) . By chance , I discuss this in my letter .

To Council of CC – When doing things publicly my letter Warns about Disney . is Baum Jewish ? Did any meet an untimely death ? No Jews in White groups !

Miriam complained about Moses marrying a Cushite + Women most often complain about interracial . Teaching strategy is perfect for WAU “ Women for Aryan Unity ” – as they say . non – violent become a Female race Litterbug !

because the KKK Was fragmented + decentralized in 1981 ( michael donald lawsuit ) , I used the Know the Enemy strategy to get many addresses – I visited SPLC + ADL enemy List ! could someone forward this to WAU ? and White sisters in particular

Accept uglier ? Lost the magic ? Lost Disney itself ! or a spoonful of sugar ( Fun , not hard , convenience striKe ) maKes the medicine ( distributing WorK ) go down . or preseal the material in a bag or envelope before distributing if you are afraid of fingerprints .

initially it taKes WorK . gather Which material ? staple it … Leave it , striKe at clothing store . Library . bathroom . shopping cart . go to new restaurant ! Page 12 of 14

—————————— Excerpt from WWW.resist.com/JOOMJournal/BITTERFRUIT.html ( it was sent to me from TLH central NY White Pride Syracuse NY )………

…….. What those bastard Jews have been WorKing toward for decades , and they’ve finally succeeded . Here in California and all other coastal cities , it’s commonplace now to see young blondes running With the ugliest damned plates Lips you ever saw . I’m flat astounded that these young Women Will turn their bacKs on good looKing , smart young White men to run With these animals .

Here again We see the fruit of Liberal \ Jew brainwashing . If you tell the public that shit smells LiKe a Rose long enough , there Will be a percentage of Fools that Will start to believe it ……….. and boy , are the Jews squealing LiKe stucK pigs . They hate it . For decades now they’ve outlawed spanKing , Labeling it “ cruel and unusual punishment ”………… SNIP ——————————————

You see ? Racism is learned + my ( Last ) don’t give up Strategy 16 Keep doing it strategy – it tooK Jews decades of brainwashing …… You see ? much thought Went into my letter .

many Roach – Era Little Rascals show spanKing or parental discipline – before it Was bought . + Vol 21 – best of all volumes and it is the Last one . At the introduction , Leonard Maltin admits that Hollywood used racial and ethnic stereotypes . —————————————————————— WiKipedia Keeps changing content so save the article onto your hard drive . As of Sept 23 , 2013 – WiKi said :

in “ Missing White Woman Syndrome ” WiKi – most often a missing person case , involving a young , white , upper – middle class ( frequently blonde ) woman or girl .

…………… Steal Sarah is Abraham’s sister Lie . Privately , Potifa’s Wife tried to seduce Joseph .

2 Samuel 13 : 1-14 – Privately , as she was feeding him , Amnon grabbed beautiful Tamar and raped her . Absalom murdered Amnon later.

I heard pretty White gals on SF complain about blacKs getting violent or touched sometimes – He Fondled me in daylight . Even Raping

Foreign Aid WorKers in Sudan .

other stories – He Fondled himself , touched my hip With his erect penis on subway , she undressed and tried to seduce me .

Another SF girl said , besides getting hit on and unwanted pushy help – occasional threats , occasional KnocK on the door “ I Want sex ”.

Another SF girl said – death threat ! … SneaKY threat tactics employed by -some – blacKs .

+ I saw on Youtube , a black dude threatening to punch a girl and demanding her phone number … prepare your daughters mentally Just in case

Enough is enough – Just do NOT GO TO PRISON – LiKe many guys write to ‘ White Voice’ from prison – cuz they are stupid …. Live to Fight another day !

Just WATCH and WAIT and do harmless SKunK bomb or paint to those Who move into White communities . That Would make me move !

in “ Atlantic Slave trade ” WiKi – The enslaved people Were tortured for the purpose of “ breaKing ” them ( LiKe the practice of breaKing horses ) and conditioning them …

in “ Dennis Kucinich ” WiKi – He also placed 1st in other polls , particularly internet – based ones . This led many activists to believe that his showing in the primaries might be better than what Gallup polls had been saying .

in “ Sexual revolution in 1960s US ” article – homosexuality was still widely publicly reviled , and more often than not was seen as a malaise or mental illness , instead of a legitimate sexual orientation . Indeed throughout the 1950s and 1960s the overriding opinion of the medical establishment was that homosexuality was a developmental maladjustment .

in “ Public humiliation ” WiKi – has largely fallen out of favor since the practice is now considered CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT , which is outlawed in the US Constitution …. + crucifixion was used by the Romans to add public humiliation to A DEATH PENALTY .

in “ NAACP ” WiKi – at its founding , the NAACP had only one African American on its executive board , Du Bois himself . + Early Jewish – American co – founders included Julius Rosenwald , Lillian Wald , Rabbi Emil G . Hirsch and Wise .

in “ Second Reconstruction ” WiKi – statistically Jews were one of the most actively involved non – black groups in the movement

in “ Debtors ’ prison ” WiKipedia – Prior to the mid 19th century debtors ’ prisons were a common Way to deal With unpaid debt . Page 13 of 14

……………Today you can declare chapter 11 banKruptcy . You don’t have to pay bacK what you owe .

in “ Caste System in India ” article – There have been challenges to the caste system from the time of Buddha , [22] Mahavira and Makkhali Gosala .

+ The practice of untouchability was formally outlawed by the Constitution of India in 1950 ,

+ Violence against Dalits , almost always by other backward castes

…………… blacks never stop trying in US history also . Even Light skin blacks don’t LiKe darK skin blacks .

in “ Racism ” WiKi – Almost uniformly , people who are darker – skinned and of indigenous descent make up the peasantry and working classes , while Lighter – skinned , Spanish – descent Latin Americans are in the ruling elite . [32][33]

+ Race is one of the three characteristics most often used in brief descriptions of individuals ( the others are age and sex ) .

+ The mass demonstrations and riots against African students in Nanjing , China , Lasted from december 1988 to January 1989 . [131]

+ Bar owners in central Beijing had been forced “ not to serve black people or Mongolians ” during the 2008 Summer Olympics .

+ In Asia and Latin America , Light skin is seen as more attractive . [119] Thus , skin whitening cosmetic products are popular in East Asia [120] and India. [121]

…………… No matter where you go Lighter skin is higher – Asia , Latin America , india .

in “ Ethnic pornography ” WiKi – porn star Mariah Milano concluded that racism is still considerably rampant in the porn industry and it is often concealed by tongue – in – cheeK arguments LiKe female performers ’ personal preferences .

…………… Gay ( sinners ) , Lesbian , interracial Lies in MANY pornos today . Not Long ago , A MERE KISS ( 1st interracial Kiss on US TV WiKi Said ) caused a rucKus on Star TreK . or 1968 Petula ClarK touched Harry Belafonte’s arm on TV . Page 14 of 14

in “ Ku Klux Klan ” WiKi – big city newspapers were often hostile and ridiculed Klansmen as ignorant farmers . + Lessening of social tensions contributed to the Klan’s decline .

…………… newspapers were propaganda even bacK then . Lessening contributed – automatically . KKK is human nature !

in “ Racism in the United States ” WiKi – One of every nine black families has a close relative in prison over aggressive arrests done by US law enforcement.[105].

+ Mexican mafia Leaders , or shot callers , that they have issued a ” green Light ” on all blacks . This amounts to a standing authorization for Latino gang members to prove their mettle by terrorizing or even murdering any blacks sighted in a neighborhood claimed by a gang loyal to the Mexican mafia .

+ A HISTORY of gov’t – sponsored experimentation , such as the notorious Tuskegee Syphilis Study has Left a Legacy of black distrust of the medical system .

…………… even to this day , in Israel , Ethiopian Jewish Women injected With birth control by the Ministry of Health without their Knowledge . YOU COULD DIE – blacks Leaving Los Angeles . AsK michael donald – Killed at random .

in “ Driving While Black ” WiKi – The phrase implies that a motorist may be pulled over by a police officer simply because he or she is black , and then questioned , searched , and / or charged with a trivial offense . This concept stems FROM A HISTORY…

+ for many years doctors forced African American sickle – cell sufferers to endure PAIN because they assumed that blacks would become addicted to medication ; Time magazine Labeled this ” ailing while black .” [9][10]

…………… Explain consequences strategy – go to Jail , stopped by police – also . Long Live Rodney King ! Pain suffering . for your Kids !

Why WiKi debt prison ? History Fits bible ! Why Kucinich ? Expose media bias strategy ! it doesn’t taKe sophisticated info , does it ?

Did this Letter affect your racial opinions , at all ? If so , educate your Kids at Least . BY LAW your Kids can disobey parents and marry Whoever they Want . convince your family + extended – at Least … it’s your Family not mine .

I personally Knew a dad who PLEADED with his son not to marry a black girl . Had a talK with her … Kept talKing to him … up to the Last Wedding day BUT HE DID anyway . TELLING YOUR KIDS DOESN’T ALWAYS WORK . True story .

Afraid getting too pushy Will bacK Fire on your Kids ? or hope they Find out on their own ? Parents are confused on SF . I can maKe it clear – instruct teach .

many different opinions I read on SF – by example , ” Plant Seeds ” , explain guide , Learn from experience could be too Late . books . movies . use reason ( Logic strategy ) support With Facts . gently Little at a time . Watch TV With them . – ALL OF WHICH MEANS – INSTRUCT LIKE BIBLE SAYS ( use bible strategy ).

I read on SF – by example , make them proud of heritage – most of all . Teaching by example has a problem . Your Kids may misinterpret “ your example “. Perception is everything . What is to be proud of certain White Heritages ?

STRATEGY 17 – Teach many various curriculum . ANYTHING HELPS – ADDS UP to greater – LiKe Strategy 16 , UNDERSTANDING , LEARNING IS RELATIVE .

content curriculum . What to teach Kids ? FolKs on SF never thinK up these things – Abstract concepts , What is human nature , Women’s history – supports argument We are being Lied too , etc

FolKs on SF mention these things – Logic , media bias , use pics , expose immorality , use bible + History fits bible , consequences , Famous History – Famous individuals , etc

on SF , I don’t understand why talking about Hitler or holocaust has anything to do with racial awareness . Avoid nazi label with your Family . What about Jews ? I don’t Know

Today’s Leaflets and Flyers are WAY WAY too brief . If you are gonna distribute , which is RisKy , Why not have MUCH paper per striKe ? The Finder can choose not to read anymore .

others on SF do distribution also – Way too short in my opinion . I practiced – better to distribute over a WIDE AREA & over time . It Was a pain to travel .

In UNFAMILIAR , I Jeopardized myself on occasion . once a man asked me What I Was looking for and a terrible answer slipped out in Hospital .

Easier to Just leave it as I stopped along the Way looKing natural . Rule – never out of place . LiKe guerilla . I used the “ convenience striKe ” lazy method .

What is convenience striKe ? – don’t hide fingerprints . inK costs money . use your company’s printer lazy boy . don’t have to be pro .

When opportunities present themselves – always have stapled copies on hand . Either Way there is a chance of being caught .

Any method , besides INSERTS in clothing , newpaper , or library booK , and they maybe Will Know it Was you . The next day , I Went to same store or restaurant , and they Knew it Was me Who did it .

bathrooms are saFe as long as you read using toilet or leave it While PRETENDING to search through my backpack While using baby changing station .

You could use both the dvd + case With cover For 2 separate striKes . cannabalize your dvd collection ? both are in 2 sided sleeve together .

I’ve VERY VERY often pretended that it Was an accident as i PICKED UP MY BACKPACK TO LEAVE . Purses For gals .

I’ve had a Few people return to me “ohh you left something “. Just thanK them story . EYES ALWAYS WATCH , even at night . must pretend .

Some say Just Leave a LinK . Paper is more direct and sharable . No dvd player or internet needed . Who says internet Will exist tomorrow ?

There are no guarantees either . Your Kids may marry black anyway I heard on SF MANY times – until they become “ aware ”. You mean – convinced !

I’ve often read on StormFront – move . moving or going to a private school only decreases the chances of intermingling . Besides , blacks hit on Whites all the time . You can’t be there or Watch over your Kids all the time .

We are being bombarded by media . not Just schools . Teaching shielding is better than moving . or ALL 3 is better – move , school , teach .

HOW TO “ HOMESCHOOL” ? I saw 2 moms sitting down and reading a booK With their Kid at a restaurant that I Frequent . When I Was a Kid , my dad Would read With me . ” I’m so proud of you ” 1 mom + my dad said . Sit down With them .

Why I do this ? I want credit for coming up With these ideas . Literally I am 1 individual Who came up With a Teaching + Legit use bible + other ideas to help Whites .

Some folks on S F complimented . one S F girl PM-ed me – “ GREAT thoughts ! “ exclamation marK too .

IF You LIKE , IF You AGREE , IF You care about beautY – Post plan on S F or

IF You care about Your FamiLY , close Friends – Fast EasY WaY to trY to convince – email this site to them .

Should WorK – Another S F man Pm-ed – “ I visited Your Site . It’s GREAT “.

Who is right ? Wrong ? Lies ? Abuse ? She said no . They Keep doing it ? What is WorKing ? tinasm.com

Reminder – my site is not just teach strategy , but also use bible . convincing starts with Legitimacy .

God said to Samuel – man looKs upon the outward appearance . I don’t . but people do . God said so . Fat , ugly people discrimination will not go away .

Samaritans – Race matters in bible .

only in the Last days , they mingle , but not CLEAVE together – because it goes AGAINST human nature .

Joseph couldn’t eat with his brothers because he was Egyptian .

etc etc + HISTORY FITS bible

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because the domain is named after 2 Women ( can’ t change domain name ) , who were also mentioned in my gov’t letter , i must , as they say in Hollywood – have continuity . connect domain to the site’s relevance .

According to Fling , 2 of the most beautiful–est women who ever posed . Why do women need “ bosoms ” LiKe queen Ester – to Win a beauty contest , didn’t she ? Just how potentially beautiful can a White person get ? Fling + my site’s answer

goals – 1. To taunt british Tina Small‘s christianity . LiKe they said in movie ‘ Rocky ‘. To bring her out . The italian chicKen .

Tina – actually – prays in 1 pic ! ? Yet , she poses . only topless Justifies ?

I believe that the early Tina was real , not the Later . computer technology Was not so advanced in 1981 .

+ on internet , i heard people say they met or saw Tina in real Life . Also , for example :

country Walks round Faughcingcester http://www.thevalkyrie.com/picthumb/s/small/tour.htm

Site probably offends christians . is it a crime to have Tits ?

on ‘ Price is Right ‘, Bob BarKer interviews a busty contestant and audience laughs – she didn’t do nothing !

goal 2 . To prove Roberta is irish . All over internet , they say she is Latvian .

Another goal – maybe she will visit also . Kinda young when she posed . born in 1950 ? Tina + Sarah was still beautiful , even when old .

They say she’s dead , but who believes what they say ? After all , is Tina’s real name Tiny or small ? Logic !

https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roberta_Pedon

says – eyes green … under various pseudonyms , including the most note ” melody o‘ Hare “,” Roberta Weaver ”,” mooschi “…

https://br.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006052512976

says her nom de plume ” melody o‘Hare ” comes From the name of one of her best friends in Junior high school .

WiKi article ‘ pen name ’– a pen name , nom de plume , or Literary double …… may be used to… disguise …to distance … a pseudonym may be used to protect …

+ 3 magazine covers say her name was Robin .

Melody ? Robin ? was the most photographed Woman of her time . mountains of her pics exist . my point – beauty made her rich .

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Rating: General Audiences Warnings: None apply Category: F/M Relationships: Felix Hugo Fraldarius/Annette Fantine Dominic Additional relevant tags: Modern AU, Meet-Cute Word count: 6460 Language: English Read on: AO3 | Fanfiction.net

She’s alone, dancing by herself in the middle of a public park just before noon, and she smells like a whole bottle of cheap perfume.

Felix can’t help but stare.

As with unfortunately many things in Felix’s life, it all starts with Dimitri.

Or, rather, Dimitri’s infuriating behaviours—above all, his lack of a spine that could put a squid to shame. Their team had decided how to go about handling a new client weeks ago, had prepared everything accordingly, had put hours upon hours into getting in contact with business partners to ensure they could pull it all off without a hitch, and then someone had come up to Dimitri yesterday, asked really nicely if he could just screw over their whole schedule, which had been, again, established weeks ago, because they really needed the help. And the idiot, the absolute moron, had, all on his own, decided that his team would of course help.

So Felix had gotten up in the middle of the meeting, gave Dimitri a few choice words, and clocked out for lunch an hour early.

Now, ten minutes later, with no appetite to speak of and twenty minutes left to his break, he finds himself sitting on a park bench, fidgety with anger and excess energy. When he gets back, he’ll probably be greeted with one of Dimitri’s lengthy apologies—not that he shouldn’t apologise, because he is definitely at fault here, but he’s also in love with the idea that he is to blame for everything, ever, so a simple ‘sorry’ usually turns into an hour-long self-flagellation session. Felix is not looking forward to that.

He gets up and stretches, sweeping his gaze over the mostly empty park. The sky is overcast, turning even the scenery sad and dreary. If he were any more upset, he’d go and kick a tree or ten, but the last remnants of his self-control deny him even that much. So he walks—briskly and aimlessly and with too much intent for someone who has no idea where he’s going.

He’s still stalking around the premises when a scent hits him. It’s flowery and vaguely familiar, similar to the perfume he’d gotten Lysithea for their Secret Santa last year, but perhaps not exactly that. It’s so surprising, still, that Felix stops in his tracks and looks around for its origin.

And its origin is... curious, to say the least.

It seems to be coming from a petite woman—maybe still a girl, even—who appears to be fully immersed in a book she is silently mouthing the words to, absentmindedly moving her feet in something close to a waltz. Her orange dress, a crass contrast to the grey-in-grey weather, sways with her steps and she twirls once before turning over the page.

She’s alone, dancing by herself in the middle of a public park just before noon, and she smells like a whole bottle of cheap perfume.

Felix can’t help but stare.

And then, unfortunately, the woman stares back. Her eyes go wide for just one second before she stumbles, letting out a “Wah!” before her book goes flying. It lands unceremoniously on the dirt path, but at least the woman catches herself before she falls, too.

“Sorry,” Felix says, because he doesn’t exactly know what else to say, and steps forward to get the book for her. “I... uh... didn’t mean to...”

“You can’t just,” she huffs, “stand there and gawk at me.” She seems less offended than embarrassed, though, judging by how red her face is. “It’s rude! And—oh, I didn’t look too goofy, did I? I sometimes get lost in thought, and then I forget my surroundings.“

She fists a hand into her hair—ginger and slightly messy—and groans. “You’re not a bad dancer,” Felix says, and she pouts at him. He holds her book out towards her. Loog and the Maiden of Wind. Huh. “A medieval epic?”

“Oh, yes,” she says and takes the book back. A little smile tugs at the corners of her lips, and Felix has to fight back the reflex to smile in return. She lovingly smoothes her hand over the cover. “It’s a friend’s favourite. He let me borrow it and—oh no...”

Her hand shoots to one of the corners. “It’s dented,” she says, fingers tracing the damage. “Oh, he’s gonna be so mad.” She worries her lip, then looks back up at Felix. “He’s one of those people who will tell you it’s fine and that they’re not mad, but really, you know that you messed up, and you feel horrible for it. And then you try to make it up to them, and they appreciate it, but you also know that it’s not enough.”

Finally, she deflates with a sigh. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to...”

“It’s fine,” Felix says, looking at his feet. “I’m sorry for making you drop the book in the first place.”

The woman huffs. “Even worse, you watched me dance a jig like an idiot!” she says, but when Felix glances back up, she’s smiling. He feels his face heat up in response. “Though you said my dancing was fine, so maybe I didn’t look that bad.”

“It wasn’t exactly up to ballroom standard.”

She grins. “Oh, you’re a straight-up villain!” she shouts, cheerful and just a bit too loud. Then, she gasps. “Wait, do you know what time it is?”

Felix fishes his phone from his pocket, wilfully ignoring the three missed calls from Sylvain, and reads back, “It’s just past 12.”

“Crackers!” the woman says—crackers!—and pulls her book against her chest. “Uh, it was nice talking to you and all, but I really gotta—“

And then she’s rushing past Felix, almost tripping over her own feet in her mad dash, and leaves him standing right there.

He can do little but stare after her, his phone still in his hand, and he wonders what exactly just happened. His ringtone rips him out of his reverie, though, and Sylvain’s name lights up on screen. With a long suffering sigh, Felix picks up. “Yes?”

“So you do know how to pick up!” Sylvain chirps from the other side of the line. Some shuffling follows, like he’s adjusting his position, and, more worryingly, Felix can make out sobs in the background. “So, we kind of have a situation on our hands here. I think Dimitri won’t rest until he can talk this out with you, so...”

Felix sighs. “Alright,” he says, giving the book-sized imprint on the ground one last look.

ii.

“Don’t you want to see how our dear old friend Ingrid is doing?” Sylvain asks, one arm slung around Felix’s shoulders in a friendly gesture that doubles as an inescapable chokehold. “You can just sit down and mope around in a corner, if that’s what you want.”

Felix huffs. “It’s not like I don’t want to see her,” he says, subtly trying to pry Sylvain’s arm off. “I just have better things to do with my Saturday than annoy Ingrid.” Which is an argument that probably doesn’t resonate with Sylvain, considering how it’s been one of his favourite hobbies since childhood, but Felix tries anyways.

“Well, too bad,” Sylvain says and throws open the glass door leading to the bookstore Ingrid co-owns, dragging Felix inside with him. At least he didn’t bully Dimitri into coming along this time.

Ingrid is behind the checkout counter and looks up when she hears the chimes above the door jingle. “Oh, it’s just you two,” she says flatly, and Sylvain finally, finally lets go of Felix to whine at Ingrid for being cruel and not suited for customer service and so rude to her oldest friends, and hey, hey, Felix, she really is, isn’t she?

Felix tunes it out after the first three sentences and meanders off, but he feels Ingrid’s eyes burn holes into the back of his head until he ducks between two rows of bookshelves. The classics section is not exactly interesting to him, but it’s better than being stuck listening to whatever Sylvain is bothering Ingrid with.

At least their conversation has gotten quieter now.

Felix scans the titles on the spines with no particular interest, yet his eyes catch on one in particular—Loog and the Maiden of Wind. A bright orange dress comes to mind, and he can’t stop himself from reaching out and taking the book off the shelf.

He cracks it open, flipping through pages upon pages of needlessly wordy plot fit into neat metres. Ingrid loves these things for some reason, but she also loves feminist literature and magazines about brushing horses. And she isn’t half as bad about them as her business partner, anyways.

Felix’s half-hearted reading is interrupted when someone starts humming, maybe as close as the other side of the shelf. It’s sweet and melodic, just loud enough to be audible from a few steps away, but it doesn’t disrupt the quiet of the bookstore.

He closes and shelves the book again. The humming continues, steadily increasing in volume. Felix looks around before he decides to poke his head around the corner to peer into the next aisle.

What greets him on the other side of the shelf is a vaguely familiar mop of red hair from a few days prior. I sometimes get lost in thought, and then I forget my surroundings, echoes a voice in the back of Felix’s mind that just so happens to be the humming voice’s perfect match.

Not wanting to repeat his previous offense of wordlessly staring at her, Felix clears his throat. Immediately, the woman before him goes silent, turning her head to look at him with an embarrassed flush to her cheeks. “Sorry, was I being too loud?” she asks. “Wait a second. I recognise you from somewhere.”

“In the park, the other day,” Felix supplies, and the woman lights up immediately.

“Oh, right!” she exclaims, smiling with a flush still high on her cheeks. “You saw my... dancing...” Her face falls further and further with every word before she buries it in her hands and groans. “Ugh, why is this the second time you have to come across me doing something embarrassing! My humming was probably way off-tune, too, wasn’t it?”

Felix feels like a deer in the headlights, way out of his depth. “I don’t think so?” he offers weakly, and the woman sighs. Her hands fall away from her face and she shakes her head with a wry smile.

“I swear, I’m not usually this bad,” she says, looking at the shelf in front of her to avoid looking at Felix. “But I’m not making a strong case for myself here, am I?”

“I honestly don’t care,” Felix replies. The woman freezes up, and maybe that came out a bit harsher than intended. “Your dancing was fine. And your voice is... kind of nice. Not that I have much to go off, but it sounded good.”

She goes as red as her hair. Felix can relate, because he, too, is getting flustered, caught up in all this awkwardness. Normally, he would have run away from this train wreck of a conversation already, but somehow, he finds himself unable to leave. Instead, he watches as this tiny woman purses her lips, twirls her hair, and ultimately breaks out into a wide grin. “Are you sure you’re not just teasing me?” she asks, but it lacks any seriousness.

“Maybe I am,” Felix replies, and she laughs. It’s sweet—as if the sound was what her voice was made for, and as if Felix wasn’t terribly unfunny at all.

“My name’s Annette, by the way,” she says, only now turning to fully face Felix. “Might as well introduce myself if we’re just gonna keep running into each other.” She doesn’t offer her hand for a shake, but her smile is a bashful sort of inviting.

Felix clears his throat again. “Felix,” he says, and Annette’s smile brightens so much, he has to look away from it.

“That’s a nice name!” she says, maybe only conversationally, and turns back towards the shelf. Felix, for his part, is glad that she does, because his cheeks feel very warm. Unperturbed, Annette prattles on, “You see, I was looking for a book a co-worker of mine wanted to read, and I told them they’d probably have it here but—oh no.”

“What is it?” Felix barely manages to ask before Annette is scrambling out of the aisle, shaking her head.

“I forgot—I didn’t think—work!” she yells as she dashes past the checkout counter, almost crashing into Sylvain, and then out of the door. Ingrid, still behind the register, stares after her in surprise before she redirects her attention towards Felix.

“What did you say to her?” she asks, stern.

Felix frowns, because Ingrid has no right to immediately assume the worst of him, and crosses his arms. “Nothing,” he says. Ingrid narrows her eyes as if considering him and Felix scoffs. “Really.”

iii.

“Why am I here?”

Dimitri smiles at Felix from the seat to his right. “Because we were personally invited, and it would have been rude to show up one person short, Felix,” he replies evenly, hands folded neatly in his lap. “Besides, I was under the impression you enjoyed musical performances.”

Felix decidedly looks anywhere but at Dimitri. “I do,” he concedes, watching some stage hands do some last check-ups on the equipment. It’s terribly dark in this glorified bar that only sees an audience because Sylvain’s friend Dorothea cons people into coming. “Just not like this.”

“Next time I go see an opera, I’ll make sure to bring you along, then,” Dimitri say cheerfully, tone-deaf as ever.

“Please don’t.”

The screech of a microphone back coupling interrupts whatever Dimitri wants to say next, and he recoils at the noise instead. One of the stage hands throws a sheepish smile in the direction of the still sparse audience. “Regardless, I think this concert is going to be wonderful,” Dimitri eventually says when the silence between them had just become pleasant.

Felix sighs and props his head up on one of his hands. “Maybe Dorothea oversold it,” he mutters and Dimitri chuckles in reply, just to be polite. He doesn’t believe it, of course, and neither does Felix, not really, but disagreeing with Dimitri is simply what he does. “She’s annoyingly confident.”

“What, am I not allowed to be?”

Felix freezes at the sing-song of a voice before a hand settles on his shoulder from behind. He cranes is neck to look at the icy smile Dorothea throws his way. “I should be honoured you came at all, shouldn’t I?” she says, giving Felix’s shoulder a squeeze that could be both, a greeting or a warning, before letting go. “But don’t worry, it’s going to be good. The band is amazing.”

“I’m certain they are,” Dimitri says, maybe to remind her he’s still there, too, before adding, “but I have no doubt that your performance will be great, too.”

Dorothea coughs into her hand to hide her laughter. “Oh, thank you,” she says, pretending to take issue with her perfectly styled hair to avoid looking at Dimitri’s overly earnest expression. Felix huffs and turns to look towards the bar where Sylvain is still chatting up the poor bartender and Ingrid, one drink in each hand, looks dangerously close to dropping them in order to drag Sylvain away by the ear.

“I’m sure you need to go prepare, don’t you?” Felix asks, turning back to Dorothea. She frowns at being shooed away like this, but probably knows not to expect much more out of him by now.

“I guess,” she says. “Tell Sylvain the bartender is taken, would you?” She stretches once, then throws him and Dimitri a quick smile and walks off in the direction of what is probably a backstage area or glorified storage room. She greets a few people along the way, and this only serves to support Felix’s theory that she ropes personal acquaintances into coming here to fill the seats.

After that, Dimitri and Felix sit mostly in silence until Ingrid and Sylvain come back with their drinks at last. It’s getting more crowded, and the band begins tuning their instruments with a few stagehands assisting them. “Why did we have to come so early?” Felix asks Sylvain, now to his left, and he shrugs.

“Dorothea said we should come around six,” he replies. “Maybe it was her idea of a prank.”

Felix scoffs. “You probably pissed her off somehow, then,” he says, and Sylvain lets out a squawk of protest before coming up short when it comes to defending himself.

Eventually, Dorothea and what Felix assumes are background singers climb the stage and take their positions behind some standing microphones. The singer furthest in the back aggressively waves at someone in the audience, and after a second, someone in the third row raises their hand to wave back. Actually, now that he’s looking more closely, that singer seems oddly familiar, and it takes Felix only another moment to realise why.

Which also happens to be the moment in which their eyes meet over five or so rows of audience.

“Hello,” Annette mouths on stage (or at least some other greeting, probably), now waving at Felix with both hands at once while looking strangely frantic about it. Felix just nods at her, and she beams before ducking back behind the other singers.

It makes something giddy and stupid rise up in Felix’s stomach, so he grips his knee with too much force and pretends to be unaffected while chugging half his drink in one go. “Easy there,” Sylvain chides him while sounding awfully close to laughter, and Felix has half a mind to dump the rest of his glass into his lap.

When the lights go dim, the audience falls silent. Dorothea, centre stage, runs a hand through her hair and puts on her best smile before greeting everyone and introducing the band. With two measures counted ahead by the drummer and otherwise very little preamble, they start into their first song.

And, well, they are good. Dorothea is admittedly as skilled a singer as she makes herself out to be and maybe for that reason, Sylvain’s lovelorn puppy eyes aren’t as annoying as they could be, but Felix feels restless now. More than the front woman, he wants to hear a certain background singer.

He wants to know if Annette’s singing voice matches her humming from the other day, and what she would choose to sing if she was left to her own devices. And maybe he’s getting a bit obsessed with this, and that’s a feeling he isn’t too familiar with. It’s frustrating.

He wants to know things about Annette.

The first half of the show draws to a close with Dorothea announcing that they will be taking a short break, and before Felix can stop himself, he’s already out of his seat. “Felix? Where are you going?” he hears Ingrid shout after him, but he makes a bee-line for the stage, bumping shoulders here and there as he weaves through the crowd.

When he gets to the front, he finds Annette already talking to an older man, her smile surprisingly strained. Their conversation doesn’t carry amidst the noise of all the people in the room, but if Felix had to chance a guess, he would say that the man is probably her father or uncle, judging by the greying red of his hair and the fact that he looks out of place enough to have come for Annette specifically.

Felix feels kind of stupid now, standing a few feet away from them with no idea what to say to Annette and no intention of interrupting her conversation. So he helplessly looks to the seat he vacated and the confused Dimitri and displeased Ingrid he’d left in his wake. “What the hell?” is what Ingrid mouths, probably, and he frowns. She shakes her head and says something to Dimitri who perks up and throws Felix a thumbs-up. Ingrid promptly buries her face in her hands.

“Felix?”

He doesn’t jump. He really doesn’t. When he looks down at Annette, with one of her hands gently hovering over Felix’s arm, she looks like she’s holding back laughter. “Uh,” he says to her, intelligently, which only seems to amuse Annette further.

“I... uh... didn’t expect to see you here. I was so surprised earlier!” she says, smiling. Felix averts his eyes and coughs.

“A friend is friends with Dorothea, so he got us roped into coming here,” he explains, probably a bit red in the face and staring at his shoes. “I didn’t know you sang.” I don’t really know anything about you, he doesn’t say.

But Annette doesn’t seem bothered in the slightest. “Oh, yes!” she says. “It’s only a side-gig for me, but... well. I mean, I don’t have the kind of voice and presence that someone like Dorothea has, but I enjoy it a lot. Being in the background is no less fun, and it’s way less pressure.”

“I’d still like to hear you sing,” Felix blurts and kind of wants to die right there. He chances a quick look up at Annette, only to see her smile with some mixture of embarrassment and happiness. She’s probably red in the cheeks, somewhere below her stage makeup.

“Oh, Felix, you just want to laugh at me,” she says, giving his shoulder a friendly shove. She’s still smiling, though. “What do you think of the show this far, by the way?”

Her segue comes out of left field, but Felix ultimately shrugs. “It’s good,” he replies, and Annette grins several kilowatts bright.

Dorothea retakes the stage before he can say anything more, and Annette scrambles off once again.

iii.b.

“Have you considered,” Ingrid asks, stirring creamer into her coffee, “that maybe, just maybe, you have a crush?”

Felix scoffs and resents the fact that his coffee isn’t yet cold enough to chug defiantly. “Don’t be stupid. I know next to nothing about her,” he says. Ingrid gives him an unimpressed stare over the rim of her cup and takes a long sip. It’s aggravating and Ingrid knows it.

“So how about you go and actually ask her to spend time with you?” she offers in her most patronising tone—the one usually reserved for Sylvain. “Annette’s a regular here, and close friends with Ashe to boot. I could forward her your number.” As if to show what ‘here’ encompasses, Ingrid gestures around the mostly dark bookstore with her free hand. She follows it up by taking another demonstrative sip. “So don’t go making up excuses about not being able to get in touch.”

“No thanks,” Felix replies. “For one, because this isn’t a crush—“ Ingrid coughs a laugh, “and also because having you playing matchmaker is even worse than having Sylvain do it.”

“Alright, so not a crush,” concedes Ingrid, still sounding too bemused for Felix’s taste. “Are you trying to make a friend, then? You’re not used to not knowing people you’re close to since you were this tiny, do you?” She gestures only a few centimetres above the ground to drive her point home, grinning. “Must be hard.”

“Shut up,” Felix says and decides to screw it all and drink some of his coffee, heat be damned.

“I mean, it wouldn’t hurt you to be more sociable, either way.”

Felix sighs. “I don’t need this to turn into one of your lectures,” he says.

“Would you rather have this conversation with Sylvain, then? I’m sure he’d be really happy to help you,” Ingrid says flatly, as if that thought alone didn’t trigger Felix’s fight or flight response. “He’d probably think this is his field of expertise, you know.”

“You’ve made your point, now let it go,” Felix snaps, more harshly than strictly necessary. Ingrid gives him a disapproving frown but leaves him be, instead opting to sulkily finish her

coffee.

Eventually, she sets her empty cup down on the checkout counter, most likely to leave it for tomorrow. She stretches once before shooting Felix a tired smile. “Come on, I want to lock up for the day.”

Felix chugs the last bit of his now lukewarm coffee in one go and slams his cup down next to Ingrid’s with more force than necessary. “There,” he says, and Ingrid laughs.

iv.

It’s 4AM on a Sunday, and Felix, for some ungodly (six-foot-something, blond and clinically depressed) reason, finds himself all alone in the cheese aisle at the grocery store, trying to decide whether to get gouda or cheddar to appease the beast.

The entire place is deathly silent, save for the mind-numbing bubblegum pop playing on the radio. With some of the fluorescents overhead flickering at intervals, it all feels like a horror movie in the making. Felix swallows a lump building in his throat and grabs both cheeses, shoving them into his shopping basket with a vengeance.

Now that he’s already here, he decides to buy something for himself as well, although he has yet to figure out what he wants. He aimlessly walks around the snack aisles for a while, staring at fruit bars and candy as if he could actually stand the stuff. Maybe his tired mind just doesn’t recall that he dislikes sweets, he thinks after he’s maintained a solid minute of eye-contact with a cartoon parrot on a box of hard candy.

“Ooh, Mercie, I just remembered!” someone suddenly shouts, an aisle or so away, and Felix is ripped out of his trance. “I wanted you to try those sugar cookies they have here! They’re so good.”

‘Mercie’ laughs in reply and their two sets of footsteps are loud as encroaching thunder in the empty store at four in the morning. Felix belatedly realises that he is still in the candy aisle, and that he’s probably going to run into the only other customers in the store right now. Bolting proves ineffectual, because the second he turns to go anywhere else, he comes face to face with the one person he always runs into in the strangest places.

“Felix? What a coincidence!” Annette greets him, in a pair of kitty-patterned pyjama pants and a bomber jacket. Next to her is a woman almost a head taller in a similar state of dress, with a serene smile and her hand casually clasped around Annette’s. Not a crush, insists a voice at the back of Felix’s mind when a misplaced bout of anger—not jealousy, because this isn’t a crush—flares up inside him.

He coughs and shrugs one shoulder. “Yeah,” he mumbles, and Annette keeps coming closer, dragging ‘Mercie’ along with her.

“What brings you here so early?” she asks, brightly. She takes an exaggerated peek at the contents of Felix’s basket. “A sudden cheese craving? I sometimes get those, too!”

“It’s not for me,” he replies. “I’m just playing errand boy.”

Annette lets out a thoughtful hum. “Well, we still ended up running into each other! I mean, what are the odds?” She smiles before visibly recoiling. “Oh no, I forgot to,” and here, she tugs ‘Mercie’ forward, “introduce you!”

“Mercie, that’s Felix—you know, Felix, who I keep running into!” she explains. “And um, this is Mercie, my best friend in the whole wide world! And my roommate, too.”

“Mercedes. Pleased to meet you,” the taller woman says, disentangling her hand from Annette’s to offer it to Felix. The gesture is jarringly formal, but Felix shakes it on instinct. Mercedes’ hand itself is really soft while her grip is anything but. “Annie has mentioned you on occasion. It really is quite curious how you bump into each other so much.”

If there’s a threat hidden behind her words, Felix has trouble telling so, if only because Mercedes’ tone is unwaveringly sweet and even. “It’s only chance meetings,” he mutters, and pulls his hand back.

“It’s actually weirder that we haven’t met before,” Annette says. “He’s friends with Ingrid—you know, the one who works with Ashe? And yet, we somehow managed to never meet. It’s so weird.”

Mercedes laughs lightly before looking at the shelves next to her. “Were you looking to buy sweets, Felix?” she asks. “Annie and I could give you some recommendations if you’d like.”

“Yes, we know our stuff! Don’t we Mercie?” Annette beams and Mercedes laughs. Felix feels like his head hurts from looking at the brightness of the two women before him for too long. Annette leans toward him. “Truth be told, Mercie is a regular patissier,” she stage-whispers.

“I don’t like sweets,” Felix replies, and watches the women’s faces fall in tandem. “I was looking for something like crackers or chips, maybe.”

“For your friend?” Mercedes asks, and he shakes his head. “Oh, I do know a great brand of chips! If you haven’t tried them yet, may I recommend them to you?”

It becomes extremely clear to Felix then that Mercedes is someone who is used to carrying conversations in a non-offensive manner. She gently guides him by the arm, steering him towards the savoury snacks opposite the sweets—and why hadn’t he been looking at those in the first place?—and plucks two bags of chips from the shelf before dumping them into Felix’s basket. He feels a bit like a little kid.

“Can we get some of those, too, Mercie?” Annette pipes up from behind them, and Mercedes smiles before getting another bag. “You’re the best!”

“Of course, Annie,” she laughs before the both of them end up staring at Felix once again. Before either of them can say anything, though, Felix’s phone goes off. The ringtone is awfully loud in the quiet store, and he frantically fumbles for it to get it to stop.

“What.”

“Did you get my cheese yet?” comes a sullen Dimitri’s voice from the other end of the line. “You don’t have to, if it’s too much trouble.” Felix has to restrain himself from chucking his phone into the next aisle. Instead, he takes a deep breath, reminds himself that Dimitri is in one of his moods, and looks down at his basket.

“Not yet, but I’m already on my way to checkout,” he says, which isn’t really a lie since he has no business here anymore, “and I’ll be at your place in ten minutes.” He hears Dimitri inhale as if to say something. “And don’t apologise for anything right now.”

“Alright,” he says. Then, quieter, “Thank you, Felix.”

“Whatever.”

He hangs up and looks at Annette and Mercedes, who don’t even pretend to not have listened in. “I, uh, gotta go,” Felix says.

“Of course,” says Mercedes, smiling, while next to her, Annette makes a shooing motion with her hands.

“Go already, your friend needs you!” she says. “Don’t leave them hanging now! Their cheese cravings depend on you, Felix!”

“Alright, I got it,” he says, and has to fight back a smile as, for once, he is the one to walk away to twin yells of take care!

The Laundromat’s humming and the steady spinning of Felix’s blacks and colours inside is actually kind of hypnotic. He’s been staring at the drum tumbling his clothing around for almost ten minutes now, and he’s surprised by how meditative a state it’s left him in. The monotonous motion chases away any and all thoughts, and it’s great.

Someone begins loading a washing machine a few paces away, but Felix keeps staring at his clothes getting tossed.

“I’m washing my clothes today,” the other person suddenly starts singing, “washing all the filth away.” They’re tapping their feet along with it, too. “Stains, and dust, and old food crusts; getting all the dirt out of my t-shirt!”

The lyrics are absolutely asinine, but the voice singing them is sweet and steady and actually kind of familiar, and when Felix looks up, sure enough, it’s Annette again. She’s swaying her hips as she stuffs her laundry into the drum, smiling cheerfully. “And when I lose another sock, this time I will know where to look, I—no, that doesn’t really rhyme.”

She huffs, and Felix sees that as his chance to very casually clear his throat. Annette yelps, and whips around, probably already intending on apologising to her unintended audience when she realises who it is. “Oh no, you heard that, didn’t you?”

“I think the sock-look rhyme was okay,” Felix says, and Annette goes beet red in the face.

“No, oblique rhymes aren’t okay at all!” she insists and drops a blouse just so she can cover her face. “Ugh, I can’t believe you had to hear that! You wanted to hear me sing and now this is how it happens. I swear I’m usually better than this! I’m just not warmed up!”

“It wasn’t bad,” Felix insists. Annette chances a peek at him through the gaps in her fingers. Felix feels heat rise to his own cheeks. “I mean, you have a good voice. It’s nice.”

“You’re not just saying that?”

“Why would I lie about that?” he snaps, and Annette practically flinches away from him. He coughs into his fist and pretends he doesn’t feel how much hotter his face is getting, still. “Though I would like to know where the socks go.”

Annette huffs and finally removes her hands from her face again. “You’re just teasing me now,” she says, picking up the blouse she dropped before practically slamming it into the washing machine. “If you really want to know—they get stuck in places you can’t see them a lot. Close to the rim, at the top, you name it. But this is a Laundromat, so they don’t keep them, I don’t think.”

She picks up a shirt and puts it into the drum. “I learned that the hard way. I lost one of my cutest socks here. I had to throw the other away, Felix.” It sounds like a life-changing incident to her, and Felix can’t help but snort. Annette shoots him an indignant look that almost immediately melts away into a fond smile. “Mercie tried to tell me there was a type of malicious spirit that steals clothing from young women for two weeks, and eventually, I started believing it.”

Felix laughs, short and unbidden. Annette looks elated about it. “Smiling is a good look on you,” she says, eyes bright and honest. It does something to Felix, and all of a sudden, he finds himself drawing a complete blank. He just stares at Annette, feels his heart hammering away in his chest, and thinks, oh.

This is a crush after all.

“I need some air,” he says, sounding winded just from having the metaphorical air knocked out of him, and Annette looks worried for a second. Felix shakes his head as if to say that he’s alright and moves past her without waiting for a reply. “I’ll be back in a minute.”

He bolts from the store and walks just far enough to the side so Annette can’t see him through the glass front. He pulls his phone from his pocket and scrolls through his contacts for Sylvain’s name when he pauses, his thumb hovering an inch or so above the call icon. Maybe this isn’t the best course of action here, he thinks, moving one contact up—from Gautier to Galatea—and calling Ingrid instead.

“Felix?” she says upon picking up in lieu of a greeting. “You never call. Is something wrong?”

“You were right.”

Ingrid sighs, maybe because she realises that nothing seems to be on fire, and shifts her phone about. “I usually am.” More rustling follows. “What is this about?”

Felix exhales shakily, then forces himself into an act of nonchalance with a shrug and sheer willpower. “It is a crush,” he rushes out. “I have a stupid crush on Annette.”

“Oh, Felix,” says Ingrid, “it’s not stupid.” She refrains from assuming the tone she usually reserves for preaching and scolding, at least, Felix thinks. He almost feels like she isn’t being patronising for once. “You have nothing to lose from asking her to spend time with you. I’m sure she will agree to it.” Something shifts again and Ingrid speaks to someone in the background. “It’s not rocket science. Just be nice to her about it all.”

“As if you know anything about these things.”

Ingrid scoffs. “Who called who, again?” she shoots back, and Felix hangs up on her before she can get actually upset with him.

v.b.

“Are you feeling any better?” Annette asks when Felix steps back inside. She’s sitting on the bench in front of her Laundromat, back turned towards it as if she had been waiting for him. It makes Felix feel kind of bad.

“Yes,” he says. Then, “Sorry.”

Annette stands up with an almighty sigh. “You got pale all of a sudden,” she says and walks over to him. “I was worried, you know!” She doesn’t seem too angry, at least. If anything, it looks like she’s holding back a grin.

Felix mentally steels himself for what he’s about to say next. “Can I make it up to you somehow, then?”

“Like how?” Annette asks, and she sounds genuinely confused. What would Felix give for her to catch on more quickly right now.

“I don’t know,” he says. “Maybe buy you lunch after this.”

His face is probably red as a tomato by now, judging by the heat. Annette stares at him with wide eyes and he can’t keep looking at her. “Felix, say,” she begins, slow and tentative, “are you asking me out?”

“I am.”

It’s surprising how resolutely that comes out, because Felix feels terribly out of his depth. Talking about feelings—implied or otherwise—is something he doesn’t usually do.

“Well, I mean, I could go for some ice cream after our laundry is done. It’s so nice out,” Annette says like it’s just any other conversation. When Felix chances at glance at her, she is almost as red in the face as when she’d realised she had been singing for an audience earlier, though. “But if you don’t care for it, that’s fine, too,” she adds, hastily.

“It’s your call,” Felix replies and actually makes an effort to maintain eye-contact. They’re both red-faced and awkward, but eventually, Annette breaks out into a bright smile.

“Alright! And until it’s done,” she says, spinning in place before dramatically flopping down on the bench, “I’ll sing you one of my more refined songs. Just to show you that I know how rhymes work!”

And as Annette drags him down by the hand to get him to sit next to her, and as she begins to sing what turns out to be an album’s worth of bizarrely themed songs, Felix realises that, maybe, he already knows a thing or two about Annette already.

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