#Why google AI

[gunpowdercarousel]

I think it's funny that in school teachers were like "don't trust wikipedia because anyone can just go on there and write whatever they want" and now Google is literally having a crusty pile of algorithms wordvomit out whatever random bits of information it hears like some misshapen abomination in the basement trying to mimic human speech and that's just ALLOWED.

[llycorys]

HOLY SHIT GOOGLE DIDN'T FIX THE AI RESPONSE FOR "deleting French language from linux" OR WHATEVER

XD THAT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

(note:

i say they didn't fix it cause THEY FUCKING HIGHLIGHTED IT

people tend to just type what's highlighted xD

as well they had it as a "people searched for" thing AND DIDN'T CHANGE IT

IT'S JUST THERE XD

what an utter failure smh my damn head xD)

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Well, AI's done it again... this was interesting.

Well you heard the AI gods, maggots... Time to start eating clouds...

[diceverses]

Me: I’m not attracted to older men

The Stan Twins: …

Me: …

Me: There are two exceptions

[rdlain]

The alleged shooter capture is sus as hell, I smell FBI schenanigans

[evillinuxuser]

So mad at the Nobel Committee right now

The Nobel Prize in Physics has just been awarded to two (to be fair, brilliant and accomplished) scientists, John Hopfield and Geoffrey Hinton, for, and here's where it gets fucked up, "foundational discoveries and inventions that enable machine learning with artificial neural networks". And if you're thinking to yourself right now: "Wait, this has nothing to do with physics?" then, as far as I can tell, you would be 100% correct!

The fucking Nobel committee just jumped on the AI hype train?!

[salvadorbonaparte]

Something is telling me this website wasn't written by a human 🤔

[wonderinc-sonic]

Reminder if you use the likes of mobians.ai you are weaker and worse than any 10 year old on deviantart with a sonic recolor OC ever was. They're a budding genius, and you're pathetic. You are rotting our space. Sonic hates you too.

[askchilchuck]

Would you consider yourself to be a "simp" for your wife?

Gah, hold on, Puck showed me how to look up all these stupid terms… He pulls up Safari, and painstakingly types each letter into his phone. He squints at the screen, eyes drawn to the AI generated answer.

That’s a little extreme, don’t you think? I’d say I’m just a normal husband to her. She doesn’t have to do anything she doesn’t want to, and I’m not gonna push her just because she’s my wife.

[allthegothihopgirls]

google is like a clingy ex because you can go non-contact for several months, but on the rare occasions you still manage to encounter it, it repeatedly tries to get you back in a really pathetic and whiny manner. and just doesn't stop.

[aeolianblues]

I'm not an extrovert. At all. In everyday life, I'm a yapper, sure, but I need someone to first assure me I am okay to yap, so I don't start conversations, even when I really want to join in sometimes! It's just the social anxiety acting up. God knows where from and why I lose a lot of my inhibitions when it comes to talking to people about music. I don't know where the confidence has suddenly sprung from. I've made a crazy amount of friends in musical circles, either just talking to people about common music or (since it is after all in music circles) talking to bands about their own music. I let out a sigh of relief any time an interaction goes well, because in truth it's going against my every instinct. I wish I could do that in everyday life

[mykingdomforablog]

aw man, looks like we're never getting Sunrise on the Reaping :/

[sherlock-is-ace]

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[toastingpencils37]

Motherfucker. HOW DO I EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH NEGATIVE SPACE

I'VE NEVER EVEN UPLOADED CLOSE TO THAT MUCH SHIT, AND I'VE DELETED A SHIT TON TO TRY AND CLEAR UP WHAT I DID USE

Also.... I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SHIT TO DELETE TO CLEAR ALL OF THAT

[softly-and-suddenly]

Tell me why the hell when I do a Google Image search for Bertie Wooster I get this weird AI-generated comic book-looking fuck showing up everywhere