#Why am I doing this?

[emily84]

The others are out on recon... care for a rematch?

[yuy-yu]

🍎

[jesterjamz]

crush so bad it has me crossing my arms across my chest like a mummy

[krscblw]

apparently i am now incapable of drawing anything without making it a series. in other news, i have some sleep token drawings that i'm probably going to start posting tomorrow!

absolute creature

[azuletatwt]

I can't believe I actualy did it....

Everyone.. I have a confession to make...

I now have...

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A Bluesky account.. yeah ik shocking..

We sure hope no new terms and conditions happen there. It would be really bad if Bluesky ended up doing what Instagram and Twitter did...

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Why.. Why do I do this to myself TwT

[ninanoone]

This is probably going to be my second and last written post. Because I’ve got to talk of this crack ship that I don’t know if I was the first to think of it, but I thought of it since at season 4 and now here we are. The brain worms have overcome me. Anyways point taken, the crack ship that I don’t know how the hell, I came up with in some sort of moment of insanity, was Peng. With the Jade Emperor/Yu Huang/Yudi.

Hear me out, please. It has some foundation.

It started with the though “why is Peng even part of the brotherhood?” It didn’t make sense, the prideful, vane, pesky, sassy wine aunt. Why was this sassy bird in a group all about unity and freeing the realms? Weird. Peng doesn’t seem like a character who would be with “oh yes, let’s bring down the higher ups” because Peng is a higher up. See In the original myth Peng is Dapeng, or the Golden Winged Peng, who’s literally Buddha’s political uncle, son of The Original Phoenix Fenghuang an ancient and very powerful being. Peng is maybe the only character who in the novel Wukong doesn’t defeat, but instead Buddha has to go over there and drag Peng’s ass back home.

“So why?” I wondered. And then an idea came to me. Peng’s the type of character who would absolutely join a revolution for some petty reason, just look at how he was with Macaque.

And knowing Peng is literally of the highest, wouldn’t that mean he could’ve gotten to meet the Jade Emperor?

And so I fell into the rabbit hole.

Because it’s even worse if we consider the fact Peng is a harpy eagle, and that they don’t do matting dances or shit. No, they are attracted to power, and who’s more powerful than the Jade Emperor? Buddha? Yeah but he’s out of the question. And it also would be funny to imagine Peng writing a letter to the Jade Empero finally after centuries of stalking the man and swooning over him, they confess their attraction to him, but being rejected because the Jade Emperor is married.

Which could then entail to Peng getting all pissed, because “how dare he deny them? When their obviously the better option? Isn’t it wrong to have a demon as a wife? Why does he break the rules when he wants?” And well imagine an angry Peng suddenly being approached by a certain blue lion telling him something about some rebellion and bla bla bla. And of course they would say yes to the offer. They want revenge. They are going to get revenge.

Bonus: Why did Azure approach Peng? Well it is said that phoenixes appear when a new emperor rises to the throne symbolizing it’ll be a good Emperor and bring prosperity and more. So it could’ve been Azure knowing that, and trying to approach Peng because of that reason, because of Peng’s lineage being Fenghuang’s firstborn so that they were the brotherhood very technical symbol of them rising up to be better.

Bonus 2: Peng’s VA implies they had an angry crush on Macaque, and if that’s true and they did what they did with macaque just for an angry crush, who doesn’t say they wouldn’t go crazier for another crush?

[galaxyseclipse]

me: if I make too many Agent 24 au's folks are gonna get tired of them/I'll neglect the canon events and characters

also me: what if one of them was a vampire?

[lemonemenom]

This is Alk.

(They’ll be relevant later)

[linden-after-hours]

I need to know is it normal for people to have 3-7 outfit changes a day? (And I'm not talking about going out at night)

I wake up, I get dressed. I put on a zip-up-hoodie. I switch that our for a sweater. I take off the sweater and put on a different shirt. I change out of my pants into chill pants. I put on sweatpants half an hour later instead. I put on the zip-up-hoodie again. I change into my PJs and go to bed.

[ashfae]

In the Beginning

“In the beginning,” said Brian, lying on the grass, “there was nothing. Then God said ‘Let there be light.’ And there was still nothing--” He flashed a grin at his friends. “--but now you could see it!”

Pepper groaned. “That’s ridiculous.”

“And it doesn’t make any sense,” said Wensleydale. “How can you see nothing?”

“I dunno,” said Adam, considering this. “I think I get it. Like…just a huge white space, waiting.”

“Waiting for what?” Pepper asked sarcastically. “Brian to spill something on it?”

“Actually, yeah,” said Adam, looking up. “Something like that. Needing someone to come and mess it up.” https://archiveofourown.org/works/47091118/chapters/118641076 - by Ashfae

[charlotte-queen-owl]

Hey, I'm Charlotte, Broke and going to college in about 2 months. Pay me to draw anything and I will because I have no morals. I'm serious. Furries and Oiled up old men are on the table.

[just-two-blokes]

Alright, I'm done revising over five chapters of my multichapter fic.

So only.. *checks notes* five more chapters to go.

*starts sobbing*

[the-great-seasoning-bracket]

Great Seasoning Bracket of 2023

Hello everyone! It is time to answer one of the oldest questions in the book: 

When your lunch needs a boost, what is the first seasoning everyone should reach for?

When your dinner is lacking, what will give it that perfect kick?

Which seasoning fucks the hardest? Gives you the best bang for your buck? Can turn even the most pathetic of proteins and the most vexed of vegetables into a mouthwatering meal?

Which seasoning is best?

We have gathered here today to determine this. 32 seasonings will enter, one will leave crowned as The Greatest Seasoning Ever.

Before we get savory, sweet, spicy, or salty let’s lay down some ground rules.

The definition of seasoning is as follows: salt, herbs, or spices added to food to enhance the flavor. Therefore, please only submit seasonings that adhere to this definition. If you’re not sure, you can submit it but if it doesn’t count as a seasoning it won’t be considered. At this time, we will NOT be allowing seasoning blends (e.g. Old Bay, Cajun seasoning, Curry seasoning, etc). This is a one on one competition, no team efforts. Edit: you all keep submitting seasoning blends and I'm a push over so we will now allow seasoning blends to enter the competition!

You can submit as many different seasonings as you want, but only one seasoning at a time per submission!

Be kind! Both to me, as this is my first bracket ever. And also to each other. Only salt we want around here is the kind for dry rubbing.

If you submit vanilla extract you will be disqualified and I will personally pay a tiktok witch by hard earned money to hex you.

This post has been created on July 3rd and I will let it circulate for one week! Therefore, last day to get your seasoning submissions in will be July 10th, 12 pm noon EST.

HERE is the official submission form, now go forth and season well!

[mikiib]

This will sound weird, but I’m making a video talking about mpreg in social media. Please y’all, if you can give me tv shows, podcast, movies, fanfics, or real books about that being a key role of the story (or a joke!) please tell me in the comments.

I’ve already got Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron, Cosmo from The Family Odd Parents, Bigmouth series and the spin-off, Bluey where Bandit carries around Bingo for a couple hours in a carrier, and even Zeus in mythology giving birth from his forehead and leg. If you have links you can provide as well that would be appreciated!

Thanks y’all.

[badpanduhmemes]

[chaosandwolves]

Fuck it Friday

Cause you all totally love me for writing the fic in which Geralt has to kill Radovid, I thought I'd share another snippet with you

You can read more here

"Ah," Radovid breathes, a shallow smile on his lips when he says, "So you've come to kill me at last, Witcher." Jaskier snorts, "Yeah right. He certainly is not. Right, Geralt?" But when Jaskier looks up, he isn't met with the expected eye-rolling or with an annoyed grunt. Instead Geralt isn't meeting his eyes. "Geralt?" Jaskier asks, his voice sliding into a too high pitch. The Witcher sighs and then finally looks up and meets his gaze. "I'm sorry, Jaskier." "What?" Jaskier asks in a mix of utter disbelief, shock and betrayal and just stares dumbfoundedly at the Witcher. Then he feels a slender but strong hand on his shoulder. "My love, it's ok." But Jaskier can only frantically shake his head as he tries to make any sense of what's happening. The room rapidly grows blurry and his thoughts spiral and break apart without him being able to catch even one of them. This… This doesn't make sense.. Geralt only kills monsters and monstrous men and Radovid, his sweet gentle prince, he's as far from a monster as any human can be. This surely must be a trick; some magic has to be involved. They need to call for Yen, she'll be able to help them; to lift this…this illusion or curse or whatever it is. Yes, she'll help them. Her name is already forming around his tongue when he hears a soft "Jaskier," whispered into his neck. The warmth of Radovid's lips against his bare shoulder shakes Jaskier out of it and he remembers the pendant Yennefer gave him a moon ago. He reaches for it and desperately clutches it in his fist and his entire body is praying to find it humming with magic that it has detected around them. But there is nothing, just skin warmed dead metal. His stomach lurches at the horror of the realization that this is really happening.

Feel free to yell at me. I'm doing the same

Tagging ppl who might be interested in reading

@alyxmastershipper @robin-not-batman @theresoneicouldcallking @flordefandom @elvensorceress @hippolotamus @panbuckley @the-chiseled-dorito-of-justice @wannastayugly @bringyouruin @shortsighted-owl