#Who wouldn't?

[anyknotrants]

Alfred had died once. 

And none of the bats knew. 

It was a night like any other. Shortly after it was revealed who was hiding under the red hood. The bats were either in their own houses or on patrol. 

Alfred was alone in the manor, waiting for them to come home. He always waits for them to come home.

And he had a heart attack. On the very chair Thomas used to sit in. On the very chair he used to read stories to his grandchildren. 

And he had died.

And he met Lady Death and Lady Gotham. 

They greeted him like an old friend, and in a sense, they were, but with a sad smile on their lips. 

But no, that couldn't be right. 

Alfred couldn't die just yet.

He still needed to get Bruce to therapy and to watch him walk his kids down the aisle one day. 

He needed to be there for Richard, as the young boy still carried too much guilt and responsibility; no one of his age should.

He needed to be there for Jason when he'll finally be ready to come home.

He needed to be there for Tim. Make sure that boy didn't work himself to death.

He had to be there for Cass, help her connect to the family like she always wanted.

He needed to be there for Duke, get him fully settled into the madness that was this family.

He needed to be there for Steph, to show her that this family cared, legally theirs or not.

And oh... he needed to be there for Damian. That boy... that boy reminded him so much of his s- of Bruce. He was just a kid, and yet until recently no one treated him like one. He needed to make sure he could get at least some actual childhood.

He needed to be there. He needed to take care of the Waynes, to try to make sure they didn't die (-again) because they were being idiots. 

And he needed to finally meet his great-grandchildren.

So no, Alfred couldn't die just yet; that much he knew.

He made a deal with Lady Gotham and Lady Death then and there. 

As long as the Wayne family will need him, Alfred will be there. He is to serve them and will never know peace until his service is no longer needed.

Alfred woke up, his heart beating again, and went to put on for tea, like nothing ever happened.

[flappielxx123]

I will respectfully probably NEVER get over the fact that Chakotay not only called her brave but also beautiful and wise

Also on a side note it's pretty obvious he finds her absolutely gorgeous, just look at the way he looks at her 🥰

[the-black-bulls]

[Grey admits she has a crush on "someone" and is describing them to Charmy]

Grey: So they're from this squad...

Charmy, internally: No shovel talk then.

Grey: They're passionate about people they love...

Charmy, internally: Oh, like me with Yuno!

Grey: They're very kind deep down...

Charmy, internally: This crosses out Nacht, Zora, and of course—

Grey: And they're younger than me...

Charmy, humming: How young?

Grey: Like, [coughs nervously] five years younger than me, y'know.

Charmy, gasping all shocked: GREY!

Grey: Y-yeah..?

Charmy: You're in love... WITH ME!

[sangveram]

Kaname being blinded by Zero

[miragee19]

[adobedragon]

Learning to draw by...redrawing VLD screenshots. I'm studying Studio Mir's artwork.

A Lotura moment. She's looking at him like, "Damn, he's fine."

[mayonnaise8995]

I love when my mum is cringing at age gap relationships in Hollywood, and I'm just sat there knowing I'd marry 90s Robert De Niro in a heartbeat.

[frimoussette88]

Emilia Clarke & Kit Harington - Q&A Superhero Comic Con in San Antonio on July 8, 2023 (x x)

[thiziri]

Commander Tim Laurence during the State Visit of the Nigerian president to London, on 09 May 1989.

[navsstuff]

I give y'all 3rd Year quick ( ish ) sketches

1st years can't seem to warm up to Kyou

Yahaba really thinks he's hurt. I mean uh, points for being thoughtful Ig?

[youchangedmedestiel]

If you had time to meet both Jensen and Misha with only one question (either together or separately) what would they question be?

I don't know if you mean one question that is the same for both or one question for each of them. Let's just pretend it's the last one and that I wouldn't be too shy to do this.

For Jensen, I'd start with: "Is your imaginary friend around? I'd like to speak to Dean." In my mind, he'd turn into Dean. So, I'd shake him for being this blind to Cas's love, and then I'd hug him so tight to show him how much I love him. Finally, I'd thank Jensen for letting me speak to Dean and hug him again, because why be satisfied with just one hug?

For Misha, I'd ask: "How do you do to be cute and hot at the same time?" But I would never be comfortable enough to ask this question and I don't want to make him uncomfortable either. But since it's all theoretical, that'd be this one because I'm wondering for real. I also would like to hug him but I don't know how it could apply here. Maybe I'd just ask for an angel hug then.

So basically, if it's only one question that is the same for both of them I guess it's possible to summarize it by: "Can we hug?"

What can I say? I'm a simple person, I just want to hug them, who can blame me? No one!

[lynn1819summers]

*Clark finds out Lois has a fiancé in Superman Returns*:

Me too, Clark. Me too.

[allo-frouto]

What do you think of the idea of being full of cum then go to work?

I'd do it.

[sohannabarberaesque]

Honestly, folksies: Who among Hanna-Barbera's Funtastic ranks wouldn't?

[weird-bookworm]

i'm in love, your honour

[thatspookyswitch]

I would totally fuck a cyborg.