#Who is Deacon Frost? Blade

[charlizekkelly]

little mortal

Yandere prompt: “Let me go, please.”

Pairing: Reader x Deacon Frost (Blade 1998)

Word Count: 923

Authors note: Guess who rewatched Blade and needed to write something for this man because he’s criminally unappreciated…yup. Me. I’m clearly a whore for murderous vamps.

Silence clamoured in her ears, deafening and resolute as her heart collided with her ribcage and her gaze darted across the room in search of an escape. The white walls were devoid of windows, the frigid tiles beneath her bare feet polished and gleaming as her stare locked on a door moulded into the walls and she rushed toward it.

Her fingertips skittered over the seamless design, trembling despite the tight grip she held on her emotions as she tried to find a way to open it–to escape. To live. The white-bathed room unnerved her, drenching her mind with a terror she longed to dispel because she knew it wouldn’t save her.

Not now.

Not when his lackeys had tossed her into the simply furnished room, left to await his appearance like he hadn’t been waiting months to drag her into his domain.

Moreover, she knew she shouldn’t have hesitated in fleeing the city when she’d had the chance. She should have left without looking back. But she didn’t, instead, she’d fooled herself into believing that he’d lose interest. That he’d forget about her. That Deacon would let her go like she had foolishly assumed. How wrong–naive–she’d been to believe that he’d discard his twisted interest, that he’d lose sight of what he’d set his mind on. 

Her head swivelled to locate a phantom sound, focus shifting away from the door as she crept around the simple seating area and her footsteps echoed across the room. Something shifted in her peripherals in the same moment she froze in the middle of the room, the open doorway bathed in the room’s white light as she turned to face the slate-eyed brunette who leant against the door frame. 

His features seemed sharper, more intense than the last time she’d seen him from the opposite side of the club. His irises were as grey as the ashes of an inferno, alight with a disconcerting quality that trailed across her skin when he stepped into the room and his navy-blue dress shirt rippled with the fluid movement.

A sharp breath shuddered past her lips, ghosting the walls as she skittered several paces back with each step he took in her direction. Desperate to create space between herself and the dark-haired vampire who’d tracked her every move in the months after he first laid eyes on her at the club–his club. Her heart jolted in the caverns of her chest as Deacon’s lips curled into a dangerous grin at the sound. 

“Oh, sweetheart. You’re not afraid of me, are you?” He drawled, continuing his approach like she sought to keep the distance between them.

“N-no.” She said, shaking her head as if it’d purge her body of the terror she felt. 

Deacon cocked his head, gaze sparking with a baneful glean. “No?”

“No,” she repeated firmer than before as she squared her shoulders and her back collided with the wall.

Dread borrowed within her chest as she glanced at the wall, turning ever-so-slowly back to Deacon when the weight of his gaze seemed to sink into her and she startled as his proximity registered in her mind. Mere centimetres separated them as she swallowed nervously and moved to slip away from him before he moved quicker than she could comprehend. 

A mocking tut filled her ears as his hand wrapped around her bicep, steering her backward until he caged her between himself and the wall, elongated canines catching her eye as he peered down at her with a grin. Deacon released her bicep in one breath, and in the next, his fingertips trailed a salacious path from her arm, across her chest, to the column of her throat.

Her eyes widened a fraction before she schooled her features into a mask of frigid disinterest. Like his hand wrapped snuggly around her throat or the way his opposing hand rested upon her waist and bracketed her against the wall didn’t scare her. That he didn’t scare her.

Deacon’s stare appraised her silently, chest pressed to hers as his scent of cedar and cigarette smoke filled her lungs and his honeyed voice reverberated in her ears. “Not so fast. You don’t get to leave now that I have you.”

“Please.”

His dark eyebrows arched, head lowering so his lips brushed the shell of her ear–the danger of his proximity shunted to the forefront of her mind. “Please what? Tell me what you want and I’ll give it to you.”

“Let me go, please.”

A low hum emitted from the depths of his chest as his lips pressed a possessive–claiming–kiss to the junction beneath her ear and the beginning of her jaw. “I can give you anything else, little mortal, but I won’t give you that.”

Her gaze darted across the plains of his face, searching for the answers she sought as if it was etched into the ivory tone of his skin. “Why not?”

“Because I can’t do that.”

“You can. Just–please let me go.”

His head lifted from the crook of her throat, eerily grey irises locked on hers. “No.”

“What?” She pressed, a frown etched across her forehead.

“You’re mine, little mortal, and you’re not going anywhere. Not now. Not ever.”

And before she could react or try and fight him off, his grasp tightened on her. The hand wrapped around her neck tangling in the tresses of her hair, tipping her head back as his unnatural canines sunk into the flesh of her throat and her screams of agony rented in the marrow of her bones.

[the-vampire-queer]

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What is Buffy the Vampire Slayer about?

Summary: "Sarah Michelle Gellar takes on the role of Buffy Summers in this TV version of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," based on the film of the same title, which starred Kristy Swanson. Buffy is a Slayer, one in a long line of young women chosen for a specific mission: to seek out and destroy vampires, demons and other forces of darkness. Unlike her predecessors, Buffy establishes a group of supportive friends who aids her in her battles with evil, including Willow, Xander and Cordelia. Her battles with evil are frequent, since Sunnydale, where Buffy and friends live, sits atop a gateway to the realm of the demons." Source: Rotten Tomatoes

Source: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Cast:

Sarah Michelle Gellar - Buffy Summers

Nicholas Brendon - Xander Harris

Alyson Hannigan - Willow Rosenberg

Anthony Head - Rupert Giles

Additional information: Before the show, there was a movie of the same name that takes place before it. There is a spin-off series titled Angel based on a character from the show by the same name.

What is Blade (1998-2004 movies) about?

Summary of first movie: "A half-mortal, half-immortal is out to avenge his mother's death and rid the world of vampires. The modern-day technologically advanced vampires he is going after are in search of his special blood type needed to summon an evil god who plays a key role in their plan to execute the human race." Source: Rotten Tomatoes

Summary of second movie: "Exploding from the pages of Marvel Comics comes the thrilling follow-up to the blockbuster "Blade." Half Man ... half vampire, and consumed by a desire to avenge the curse of his birth and save the human race from a blood-drenched Armageddon. In this newest action-packed adventure, Blade (Wesley Snipes) is forced to team up with the very vampires he hates in order to overcome a new type of monster which threatens to eradicate both races." Source: Rotten Tomatoes

Summary of third movie: "The war between humans and vampires continues, but the humans' best hope, human-vampire hybrid warrior Blade (Wesley Snipes), has been framed for countless murders, turning popular sentiment against him. The vampire leader responsible for Blade's bad publicity is Danica Talos (Parker Posey), who's determined to finally lead her bloodthirsty compatriots to victory. Now Blade must team up with a band of rogue vampire hunters (Ryan Reynolds, Jessica Biel) to save humanity." Source: Rotten Tomatoes

Source: Blade

Cast:

Wesley Snipes - Blade

Stephan Dorff - Deacon Frost

Kris Kristofferson - Abraham Whistler

Additional information: These movies are based on the Marvel comics of the same name. There will be a continuation coming out in 2025.

[cannonball5]

My thoughts on Deadpool and Wolverine

(Heavy spoilers for the movie, you’ve been warned)

I just want to start off by saying that it’s a good movie, a fun movie, but it’s not the best Deadpool movie and it’s not the best Wolverine movie.

I think the biggest issue is that it tries to balance the wacky comedy with some heart that Deadpool does with the more somber and serious tone that the Wolverine films do. Sometimes it works…and sometimes it doesn’t. I think the film would’ve been stronger if they focused on making it a Deadpool movie with Wolverine in it vs trying to fit a Wolverine movie inside the Deadpool movie. There’s a whole stretch of the film where the Merc with the Mouth seems like side character in his own movie.

That said if they wanted to show a beaten and destroyed Wolverine they needed a better tragic backstory. When I heard that a bunch of “humans” killed the X-Men my first thought was “huh?” How could they beat Jean Grey a mutant so powerful that she could burn your psyche to cinders? Storm is basically a weather goddess. Professor X literally has the power to change their minds. How did the X-Men get killed by a bunch of regular people?

I have two ideas they could’ve done. The first is go full “Old Man Logan” backstory. For anyone who doesn’t know in the Old Man Logan comic all the villains team up to finally get rid of the heroes. When the bad guys show up at the X Mansion Logan fights them off, all the while unsure of where his team is. When Wolverine finishes off the last villain he turns around and all the bodies are just his team. Mysterio appears and reveals he tricked Logan into killing his friends. They could do that, have it tie into X2 where someone uses Stryker’s hypnotizing fluid to have him kill the X-Men.

Alternatively you could have the same story as the film but instead of humans it’s a bunch of souped up Sentinels. Then during the fight with Cassandra it’s revealed she used her powers to make the Sentinels stronger (something she did in the comics) because she got bored waiting for another Charles to show up for her to kill.

Anyway it’s still a fun movie, definitely worth the price of admission, just not as strong as I’d thought it’d be.

Also here some nitpicks:

The Wolverine-Sabertooth fight should’ve been longer. They even said in the movie we’d been waiting 20 years for this fight and it didn’t even last 20 seconds.

No mention of Ghost Rider. They mentioned practically all the various non Disney Marvel or Sony Marvel films except for Ghost Rider. I’m just saying a quick mention of him fighting Cassandra and almost winning…until Alioth showed up.

Lack of non X-Men villains. All of Cassandra’s minions fall into two categories, disposable faceless minion or X-Men villain. Considering they brought in Blade and Elektra it would’ve been cool to see some of their enemies. Deacon Frost or The Blood Pack from the Blade movies, and while Elektra wasn’t a very good movie I do remember the villain Tattoo being pretty cool or at least bring in a Bullseye variant. Also maybe throw in a Dr. Doom.

They should’ve brought in Michael B. Jordan. After the hilarious misdirect of Chris Evans reprising his role as Johnny Storm, it would’ve been so funny to see Michael B. Jordan coming in and you hear the Wakanda theme and you’re not sure if he’s playing his Johnny Storm and it’s another misdirect or if he’s actually a Killmonger variant. I just think it would’ve been funny.

[dalekofchaos]

Spider-Man and the Defenders. Wilson Fisk is free, not only that but the Hand is trying to seize power in NYC. It's up to SPider-Man, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage and Iron Fist to stop this threat.

The Avengers finally return to NYC and get off their fucking asses after all this time requests Spider-Man's help against Kang the Conqueror(this time not played by an abuser) Loki or even better, the Masters of Evil ran by Norman Osborn, Doctor Doom, Loki, Red Skull, The Leader, and The Mandarin

My Punisher pitch:

Imagine if we get these Punisher challenges.

Peter gets word that The Punisher is in town and set up a bunch of hits on mob bosses and their lieutenants. Much like the Black Cat stakeout missions and Taskmaster challenges, Peter has to pinpoint where Frank is stop him from executing his victims and stop him.

Ideally, I'd love a callback to Punisher and Spider-Man's firs interaction. Being hired to kill him and realizing what a mistake it could've been. "Don't make me make that mistake. Stay out of my way."

It all leads to a boss fight against The Punisher.

Make it clear that what the Punisher is doing is wrong.

Peter calling Frank out on his bullshit and saying "you're just a guy who uses his family's name as an excuse to be a murderer". JJJ calling him a murderer that gets innocent people killed in his one man war on crime. Danika being absolutely repulsed by the Punisher's existence. Then we get a limited time third podcast. The Microchipcast. aka Microchip being the only pro-Punisher voice justifiying his actions and blaming Spider-Man for letting them all for walking alive.

The Spiderverse was already teased, so let's run with it.

Okay, not a full on Clone Saga. Just something that gives us Jackal, Ben and Kaine.

Not sure on the specifics. Baxter Building is already there, want to see Peter and Reed do science together and see Peter and Johnny's unmitigated gayness

Something's happened to Peter. His powers begin to evolve and he doesn't know what to do. He seeks help from the X-Men. His unforeseen mutation not only gets him the help from the X-Men, but the attention of Magneto. Peter fully transforms into Man-Spider and for a brief moment, you get to play as the X-Men while Miles administers the cure.

Deacon Frost comes to NYC and attacks Dr Morgan Michaels. Dr Michaels then tries to research a cure with Spider-Man's help. However it's too late. Dr Michaels becomes Morbius, the living Vampire. This gains the attention of Blade. Blade hunts Morbius, Spider-Man fights him, Spider-Man fights Morbius while trying to help him and then the three teams up to fight Frost.

We've seen the Sanctorum, we could see Baron Mordo leading the "Cult of Dormammu" causing chaos while Mordo is planning a mass sacrifice to unleash Dormammu upon the world.(pretty much the same plot from SMA arc, but with no Fox censorship)

Don't care about the context, I just wanna see Spider-Man and Johnny Blaze team up to kick Mephisto's ass

[gavillain]

Who are your top ten favorite vampires in fiction?

10. The Countess (American Horror Story)

9. The Vampire/Big Bob Oakley (Scooby-Doo Where Are You?)

8. Deacon Frost (Blade)

7. Jerry Dandridge (Fright Night)

6. Necrolai (Power Rangers Mystic Force)

5. Donovan (American Horror Story)

4. Count Dracula (Universal Monster Movies/Renfield)

3. NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear of Star Command)

2. Steve Newlin (True Blood)

1. Russell Edgington (True Blood)

[thealmightyemprex]

@ariel-seagull-wings @the-blue-fairie @theancientvaleofsoulmaking @themousefromfantasyland @princesssarisa @piterelizabethdevries @amalthea9 @countesspetofi @barbossas-wench

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500 FOLLOWERS CELEBRATION

✨REQUESTS NOW CLOSED✨

updated: 05-13-24

rules & requirements below:

i know, or at least i think, most people celebrate at 1000 followers but considering i've had this blog for nearly two years 500 followers is a big deal to me. SO to celebrate i am opening my requests. now, before you go shooting me a request please read & acknowledge the following.

RULES:

must be following me. that’s a no brainer.

first come first served basis.

i will make an announcement after i have received 10 requests that requests are closed. please DO NOT make any requests after i have closed them. they will be dismissed/deleted. so just save your request for the next celebration. AGAIN those who request off anon will be priority.

because i don't want those whose requests don't get picked or didn't make it into the 10 qualifying spots to miss out on their request i will be saving requests to roll-over into the next celebration post (which will be at 1000 followers) so don't fret! however, a REMINDER that if you make a request AFTER i closed the requests those ones will be deleted.

you may only request oneshots. i will not be accepting any series or mini series requests. however, your oneshot requests can include requesting a sequel to any standing series or oneshots i have already written. for example, 'may i request a 'where are they now' oneshot for reader & rafe in 'always you''. or 'may i request a sequel oneshot to your ransom drysdale 'leatherbound' oneshot'. but of course, feel free to request something totally new!

no naming the reader. these requests are 'reader x whoever character you request'.

also! this is a dark!fic noncon!fic account. keep in mind that when making your request that you know exactly what you're requesting & from who. no fluff, no cutesy romantic stuff (unless it goes dark), etc.

i will include a list of characters below that i will write for that you can choose from, so please pick from there. if there is someone else you have in mind that isn't on the list DM ME first to ask.

along with a list of characters, i will also list the kinks/themes i WILL NOT write about. so be extra sure to go over those because any requests that include anything from my 'will not write about' list, will be dismissed.

lastly, after i recieve 10 requests, my other series i'm currenty writing on here (Rise & I Burn) will be on a momentary pause until i complete all requests. so to my dedicated readers for those two series, i do apologize in advance, but please be patient. they will be returned to.

that's all, folks! make sure you make your request via dropping an ask (i will not accept requests via dm (dm is only if you're asking clarifying questions about characters or boundaries)). be sure to REREAD my rules, too. it doesn't hurt to double check.

happy requesting! muah😘

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CHARACTERS by fandom: those in CAPS are who i really want to write for

MARVEL: Steve Rogers | BUCKY BARNES | Loki | Thor | Erik Killmonger | Aged Up Peter Parker | Talos (a.k.a spacedaddy from Captain Marvel) | Billy Russo (The Punisher) | Deacon Frost (Blade) |

CHRIS EVANS CHARACTERS: Ransom Drysdale | Andy Barber | CURTIS EVERETT | Lloyd Hansen |

OUTER BANKS: Rafe Cameron | Daddy Cameron (a.k.a Ward Cameron) |

DC: Clark Kent | Joker (Heath Ledger's joker) | KGBEAST

PEAKY BLINDERS: Thomas fucking Shelby (or any of the Shelby's) | Michael Gray |

THE BOYS: Billy Butcher | HOMELANDER | Black Noir

CALL OF DUTY: Konig | SIMON 'GHOST' RILEY

DEAD BY DAYLIGHT: Frank Morrison ('The Legion' ) | The Trapper | GhostFace | Michael Myers

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES: Stefan Salvatore | Kai Parker | Klaus Mikaelson |

DIVERGENT: ERIC | Four |

STAR WARS: Darth Maul | Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker | Kylo Ren/Ben Solo |

VIKINGS: Rollo | RAGNAR | Hvitserk | Ubbe | Ivar | Bjorn |

HARRY POTTER: Aged Up Draco Malfoy | Aged Up Tom Riddle (don't you dare request that noseless snake version of him) | Young Sirius Black

AMERICAN ASSASSIN: Mitch Rapp | Ghost

THE WALKING DEAD: Negan | Nick Clark

MISC: Aged Up Billy Hargrove | Adrian Griffen (The Invisible Man) | Coriolanus Snow (young, not the old one, blegh) | CHASE ANDREWS | JACKSON RIPPNER | Aged Up JOSEPH DESCAMPS (Mixte) | Elwood Dalton (RoadHouse) | Aged Up Henry Bowers (IT) | Rio (Good Girls) | Roman Godfrey (Hemlock Grove) | Boys from 'The Covenant' (aged up, ofc) | Jax Teller (Sons of Anarchy) | Ajax (The Warriors, bless you if you know who this is. he is my ride or die.) | Walter Deville | Ash (No Exit) | Brahms (The Boy) | Masked Man (Hush) | The Gentleman (The Purge) | AURELIANO (Subburia) | Aged Up Nate Jacobs | The Predator | Reggie Kray (Legend) | Chayton Dockery (Sneaky Pete) |

WILL NOT WRITE ABOUT: these either weird me out or bore me & for me to produce my best work for you i ask that you not request any of the below

a/b/o themes | lactation kinks | dd/lg kinks | real life celebrities | monster fucking (does not include aliens or vampies) | ghost/demon fucking | race play | dp kinks | anal play (generic anal is fine, but anything more is a no from me) | cum eating | basement wife themes | sexual slavery themes | convenience noncon (this is specific to me so you deffo won't know what that is so if you're curious, please ask) | breeding kinks | pregnancy non con | bimbo reader | underage reader/characters | sex pollen themes | blood-related incestual themes | cuckholding kinks | age gaps where reader is 22 or younger |

SPOTS:

1. alt!reader x rafe cameron one shot COMPLETED

2. untouched!reader x rafe cameron one shot (best friends) COMPLETED

3. reader x rafe cameron one shot (best friends boyfriend/roommate) COMPLETED

4. 'the night shift' reader x stefan salvatore sequel one shot COMPLETED

5. romani!reader x soft!roman godfrey one shot COMPLETED

6. ‘always you’ reader x rafe cameron sequel one shot COMPLETED

7. ex!reader x rafe cameron one shot (on the run w kid) COMPLETED

8. untouched!reader x stalker!rafe cameron one shot COMPLETED

9. amnesiac!reader x rafe cameron one shot COMPLETED

10. pogue!reader x rafe cameron one shot (kidnapped) COMPLETED

[dixons-sunshine]

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Seen as how we’ve had a nice convo before then hopefully this is something else that can be continued..

I have my firm belief that the character, Joshua/ Josh ‘Scud’ was around timeline of the first Blade..

Too coincidental that Deacon Frost is an overlooked character in being smart, smart enough to understand hacking dynamics; definitely see Scud already doing stuff with engineering but clearly picked up hacking as another way to stave off boredom, make money & keep his life around vampires as the creatures need all the ends and outs to continue to live..

Scud wasn’t the Familiar to the second timeline villain vampire, at least not in the way he was to Deacon; taking the mark was a ploy, it was to make sure all the ends an outs were noticed in taking out Blade, Scud deep down hated the guy & his mentor for taking out his actual boss, friend & love..

Look at how both men dress, it has some similarities; casual/dressy with hint of sloppiness-(shouldn’t look good but it does😳😂).

The similarities aren’t that far off in the world of what you’d do with your significant other or friend; Deacon doesn’t come off as a guy to care about how others dress but when it comes to Scud he clearly did as he was in fact, his man, his human.Both smoke too, how it went was Deacon smoked cigarettes as being a vamp didn’t do anything in taking green while Scud was the one who did the green ‘cause he could feel the affects; firmly believe that Scud used to have an addiction problem to something else, the eating snacks isn’t just a means because he’s hungry, no, it’s to help fend off wanting other cravings.Deacon helped out in getting Scud clean so the guy could be better to work with before other things happened between them..

I also find it interesting that Deacon considers those beneath him, like humans for example, cattle and later Scud says the same thing when later he confronts himself in being a spy; Deacon once thought Scud the same way but changed his mind, he saw something in him that wasn’t beneath himself, he saw him as a true partner & Scud never forgot it, even to his death..

You can also see that Scud doesn’t wanna be called, Josh, he automatically says to call him, Scud an while he gave a reason for that it wasn’t the actual reason; Deacon called, Josh-Josh & it’s very reliable to say that the name could’ve been used when the guy did something slightly stupid or something completely wrong, the name, Joshua is definitely what was used as an everyday thing as it sounded sophisticated/ strong..

There’s more to say but this rant is pretty long enough😂

I actually have wondered if Scud was Frost's familiar first and it definitely would make a lot of sense. I don't have a lot to add to this as I've only ever seen the Blade movies once, but this is definitely an interesting thought. And I also didn't pick up on the cattle reference, so that's a cool observation! Scud being Deacon's familiar is something that I've talked about with one of my friends, because it would've made a lot of sense, but there's no confirmation, so it's just a thought. And Scud always eating donuts or something else to stave of cravings for, ahem, things other than joints makes a lot of sense too. I have a family member who used to smoke who regularly eats sweet things whenever they're around someone else who's busy smoking, and I've asked them about that. They told me that it's to get rid of the urge they have to ask for a cigarette, so once again, that would make a lot of sense for Scud doing that.

Deacon Frost is wayyyy too overlooked as a smart guy. If I remember correctly, someone from the vampire council thingy told him that translating the ancient vamp text (?) was impossible, but yet he succeeded and got his way, even if Blade won in the end (barely). And for the reason why Scud doesn't want to be called Josh, that kinda makes sense. I read something kinda similar to your reasoning online and it could be a reason as to why.

I don't really know how to elaborate more on this, (it's almost midnight and I'm tired af), but it was cool to read about this. I have my own theories as well, and Scud being Deacon's familiar is one of them. Sorry if this response was kinda lackluster, but if you ever have any other theories or headcannons you wanna share with me, feel free to! It was nice to receive this in my inbox.

[multiversxwhore]

Main character: Black fem oc

Word count: 2k

Warnings: mentions of panic/anxiety attack, spiraling thoughts, and bad eating habits(?) *thought that was worth mentioning*

a/n: please do not share my work, reblogs only please. Also it’s been a while since I touched this fic, sometimes I get in my head about my work as I’m sure we all do. I hope y’all are still enjoying this story, if not…then what the hell you still doin here? This story features

Chapter 4

The meeting with White Rabbit Publications went shockingly well; according to Trinity Ross, my new boss, my personality is “fun and bubbly” but “not quite what she expected from someone who wrote such dark material.”

 As soon as I made it back to my apartment, I threw my shoes off, and headed to the kitchen. I pulled out my celebratory “eat only if you get the job” chocolate cake I baked for myself the night before. At  this moment I felt the urge to indulge myself, as I cut a fat slice, I decided that I was going to eat as much of this cake as I wanted to. “No one’s here to judge me, let me get a glass of wine real quick too.” I smirk to myself, mentally I high-five myself for deciding to put the red wine in the fridge two nights ago. Carefully I walked my plate, and glass over to the couch. 

I’m in the middle of taking my clothes off when my phone rings, groaning heavily, I pause to think if I want to be bothered with talking right now. “Nope, not now.” Throwing myself down on the couch, I grab the remote, and turn the tv on, after endlessly scrolling through HBO I settled on watching Blade for the millionth time in a row. Half way into the movie, I’m 3 glasses of wine down.  “Some mufuckas always tryna ice skate uphill mmm Amen…” I quoted Wesley Snipes lines as if I wrote them, leaning back into the couch, a content feeling washed over me, it finally felt like I was taking a step in the right direction with my life. My phone buzzed a few times, I rolled my eyes deciding to pick it up. I let out a tipsy giggle when I see it’s Adam who’s texting me. 

Adam: I hope you’re not home on a Friday night. 

Angelica: wats it to ya mr. nosy 

Adam: no date? 

I paused for a moment not really sure how to answer that, I could be witty, or I could be straight forward. While I was thinking he had already texted me. 

Adam: come out with me tonight, me and some friends are getting together.

Angelica: Mmm I'd rather get to know you first before I get to know your friends

Quickly he responded, my eyebrows shot up in shock. 

Adam: it can just be the two of us, they’ll probably ditch once they see I brought a girl along lol. 

“Well okay mister thirsty.” I giggled, I breathed out tiredly, looking up at the tv, the movie was reaching the end where Blade was having his big face off with Deacon Frost. 

Angelica: tempting, but I’m not gonna take the bait, plus we’re supposed to be hanging out tomorrow anyways. Greedy boy. 

I cringed at the last part, but I sent it anyway blaming my slightly drunken state for saying such a thing. It was a while before he responded, I threw the phone down, and went to take my things into the kitchen. As I opened the fridge to put the wine away, my eyes glanced at the leftover cake. There was enough left for the next two days, but I really wanted another slice. My uncontrollable urges take over, before I know it I’m already reaching for it. 

Bzzz, bzzz. My phone saved me just in the Knick of time before I over indulged, and made myself feel bad for it. 

Adam: shit you’re right, I guess I’ll have to wait 😒 

Adam: make sure you send me your address, I’ll come to you. 

Angelica: 😌💗  357 Perry St Apt # 333

Angelica: see ya at 7 bestie :) 

He didn’t reply back after that, I didn’t expect him to; I puffed air from my cheeks, and made my way to the bed. Laying there for a moment in the darkness, I emphasized that I’m doing a lot of what I wouldn’t expect myself to be doing. I can feel the shift happening with me, it makes me feel nervous, yet excited. Turning over in my back I tried not to let it bother me too much, but then my eyes began to sting. A wave of unidentifiable emotions swept over me, the next thing I know tears are rolling down my face, and my throat feels like the cake I ate earlier is lodged in it. All the negative thoughts I’ve kept at bay attack me all at once, “and now I feel like a piece of shit, because how dare I enjoy any fucking thing for once.” I angrily kicked the covers off, I got up and walked back into the kitchen; I snatched open the refrigerator door, and pulled the cake out. 

“Fuck it.” I began to cut myself a slice, as I’m arguing with myself like a crazy person rather I should eat it or not, someone knocks on my door. “Ugh, you’re doing this out of spite, universe.” I mumble as I throw the knife down, and walk over to the door, looking through my peephole I’m taken aback by who I see. 

“Deion?” The last time I talked to my ex-boyfriend was three months ago. I assumed he moved out of state, or dropped dead. 

“Damn, can I come in?” He took a step forward, his hand grabbing me around my waist. I hated when this happens; when I shift from depressed to horny all in for the sake of distraction. I chewed my bottom lip trying to decide whether I should partake in this toxicity or not, and Deion was gonna stand there as long as it took for me to come to a conclusion because he was a hound…

“So did y’all smash or not?” Maddison and I were sitting in her living room making plans for her next Wine Mixer. Hazel, and Taylor we’re on the phone on speaker. Nyla was of course either working or smashing some intern. 

“Oh course they did Maddison, Angie is a hoe, y’all thought she went into remission. Not I.” Taylor proclaimed, Hazel let out a holler, then proceeded to curse out the drivers around her. I rolled my eyes, it’s not like I could deny any of that, I smiled to myself as my friends continued to clown me. 

“Enemies to lovers to exes to friends with benefits? How the fuck did you manage that?” Maddison looked at me, an impressed expression on her face, in their defense I don’t talk about my love life often. I continued to type on her MacBook as I entered names from the guest list she had in her email. 

“I have no idea honestly, it all just sort of happened, I don’t think we were ever in love to begin with. But our sex chemistry is off the charts.” I shrugged nonchalantly, puffing air through my cheeks, I threw  off my glasses, and leaned back on the couch. 

“So wait, what about Adam then?” Taylor asked, my heart jumped at the mention of his name, he hadn’t crossed my mind since our short conversation last night.

“Wait a minute, who’s Adam?” Maddison sipped on her steaming mug of coffee, an eyebrow perked up with interest. Looking down at my own mug I see that it’s empty though it feels like I just filled it up, the jitteriness of my hands signaled a warning to me that I’ve had too much caffeine already. 

“The guy from the bar from a week ago, and we’re just friends. Actually we’re hanging out tonight.” I press my lips together to suppress the smile that threatened to break through. I wasn’t sure if I was excited because I’m finally hanging out with someone different or because of something else. It was something about Adam that made me feel giddy, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. 

“Maddi, you want more, because I’m about to devour the rest.” I say hovering over the leftover fried fish, mac’n cheese, greens, and cornbread she cooked for us this afternoon. 

“Nah, you can have it since you’re drooling.” She waved her hand at me dismissively as she added more items to the Amazon cart for the event. I do a little happy wiggle as I plate myself up more food, at the moment I couldn’t help but feel like a child as Maddison is always feeding me when I come over. She was just that kind of friend, the kind that makes sure you’re fed, or taken care of. 

“Taylor and Hazel tapped out, just us now.” Maddison yawned, I was starting to get a bit sleepy myself, Deion stayed the night, and then I got up at 9am to get ready to come over to Maddison’s house. I plopped back down on the couch, crossing my legs, and placing my plate on my lap. Her cat Ares hopped up and nestled himself between the both of us, a bittersweet feeling settled in my chest. I’ve wanted a cat for quite some time now, but I always talk myself out of it. For now I just live vicariously through Maddison. 

“Alright, the attendees are all listed with their contact information on an excel spreadsheet. The venue is secure, the entertainment is secure, the invitations will be sent out Monday, and now all that’s left is to buy decor, and find a set up team to put it all together for the day of.” I checked off the to-do list on my phone, just then a text from Adam popped up, followed by a text from Deion. 

Adam: You’re a best seller??? 

He then sent me a picture of him staring at my previously published book ‘Night Time Angel’ in complete shock. The grin on my face spreads faster than I have time to stop it, it warmed my heart knowing he actually went and purchased it. 

Angelica: not you googling me 🤣

“Angelica and Adam sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g.” Madison sang teasingly, my head whipped over to her, she’s looking down at her phone. Her lips turned upwards into a playful smirk, but she kept quiet. 

“Anywayssss, I think I’m gonna nap in the guest room.” I get up from the couch, bent over slightly and pop my booty out before walking away. 

“Jesus, not in front of my son.” Madison pretends to cover Ares' eyes, he lets out a soft meow as he falls back into his moms arms. I threw myself on the bed expecting to pass out, but I was buzzing with excitement on the inside now. Rolling over in my back, I opened Deion’s text, involuntarily I rolled my eyes. “Oh look,  a picture of your dick, how original.” I mumbled to myself I was about to throw my phone down when it buzzed again. 

Deion: what you doing later, my friend is having a listening party. 

Angelica: can’t, I’m busy. Have lots of fun though, and don’t get too drunk. 

Deion: so get super drunk? Roger that🫡 

I lay back on the bed, closing my eyes. I play through all the possible scenarios that could happen tonight. “Whoa Angie, are these two friends hanging out or,  a date.” I mumble to myself. 

“Girl, it's definitely a date, but lie to yourself if you must.” Maddison said walking by, I huffed, and turned over on my side facing away from the window. I set a timer on my phone, and attempt to catch a light nap. Eventually I did drift off. 

Time had gone by faster than Angelica expected, her phone alarm blaring into her ear made her heart feel like it was going to leap from her chest. Slowly she sets up, stretches her arms out wide, and throws her head back, mouth open as she yawns. 

“Imma use the shower, change then leave.” Angelica said as she stood in Maddison’s bedroom doorway, she was curled up on the bed with Ares watching Captain America: Winter Soldier for the millionth time that summer. Her hair piled on top of her head in a messy bun, phone in one hand, and the other lazily on Ares' back. 

“That’s cool, just lock the door on the way out, I might be asleep.” She smiled softly, Angelica nodded her head lazily, then walked down the hall towards the master bathroom.

After a quick shower, Angelica pulled on her clothes, then her shoes, and brushed her curly hair out. She double checked her makeup making sure her lash extensions were still intact, and her lipgloss wasn’t layered on too thick. Her phone buzzed on the bathroom counter, a text from Adam flashed across her phone screen. 

Adam: hey might be running a bit late. 

Adam: sorry

She quickly typed back, a small smile pulling at the corners of her lips. 

Angelica: :) that’s fine, see ya when I see ya. 

Sighing to herself in content, she gathers her things from the living room, and leaves Maddison’s house, locking the door on the way out. 

[miniaturemoonheart]

Stephen Dorff celebrates his 50th birthday today. Happy Birthday!!! 🎂🎊🎉 WOW. I'll be turning 50 next month. Love him on Blade as Deacon Frost. The vampire who bit Blade mother. Which made Blade a day walker. Eric( Blade) mother died that night when a emergency C-section. Reborn a vampire. Blade has all of their strengths. But none of their weaknesses. The thirst for blood. Because Whistler has a serum for Blade to control the hunger. The Stephen played a sheriff on the updated version of Texas Chainsaw massacre.

[alephskoteinos]

On Sunday night I watched Blade and the scene where Deacon Frost and his buddies kill the vampire elder Gitano Dragonetti by exposing him to sunlight kind of had me thinking.

When the sun starts to rise, Deacon and co are seen putting on what look like motorcycle helmets and leather gloves, seemingly to protect themselves from the sun's rays.

The strange thing about that is that, later in the movie, you see Deacon Frost meeting or confronting Blade to propose an alliance, and it's in basically broad daylight in the middle of the city but his skin doesn't burn.

But never mind that. What really interests me is that when I saw the look I thought about those Italian giallo movies again, where so often the main antagonist is this shadowy figure, a serial killer who is anonymous and cryptic for the majority of the movie, and when you see them, they kind of look like bikers. I could probably throw a dart with movies like that: What Have They Done To Your Daughters? (by Massimo Dallamano), Nightmare Beach (by Umberto Lenzi), Red Rings of Fear (by Alberto Negrin), Strip Nude For Your Killer (by Andrea Bianchi), The Scorpion With Two Tails (by Sergio Martino), I can only guess I haven't named them all.

When I thought that, I wondered about the extent to which I could reflect "the look" since I already do shit like wear leather gloves a lot. And yet I don't see myself wearing a helmet out and about too often.

[famousnerdtragedy]

Shadows of Blood

This is a Blade FanFiction with my original character added.

Summary: Bella Blackthrone, a fierce supernatural hunter from a legendary family and niece to Whistler, has long been Blade's trusted ally. Armed with the Black Blade, a sword with the power to kill anything, she’s a force to be reckoned with. Deacon Frost, a formidable vampire lord, becomes obsessed with Bella, determined to make her his queen. But Bella's resolve is unyielding, and Blade stands ready to defend her when Frost refuses to take no for an answer.

Chapter 1: Legacy of the Hunter

The clash of swords rang out in the abandoned warehouse, punctuated by the desperate cries of vampires crumbling to ash. Bella Blackthrone fought alongside Blade, moving with deadly precision. Her honey-yellow eyes gleamed in the dim light as she swung her weapon—the Black Blade—through the air, severing the head of a snarling vampire. The creature disintegrated before it hit the ground.

"You’re getting sloppy," Bella teased, glancing at Blade as she twisted the hilt of her sword, sending another vampire to its end.

"Just making sure you get enough practice," Blade replied gruffly, though the corner of his mouth twitched in the faintest hint of a smile.

Bella scoffed, her grip firm on the Black Blade, a relic passed down through generations of Blackthrones hunters. Her family was steeped in the lore of the supernatural, and the Black Blade was their greatest weapon—a sword capable of killing anything, be it vampires, demons or gods.

As the last vampire crumbled to dust, Bella sheathed her blade, her chest heaving slightly from exertion. She exchanged a glance with Blade, who scanned the area for any lingering threats. They had been fighting side by side for years, each understanding the other without needing words.

Then, from the shadows, came a slow clap.

"Well done, my dear Bella."

Both hunters turned sharply. There, at the far end of the warehouse, stood Deacon Frost. His presence was as unsettling as it was familiar. Tall, pale, and predatory, he exuded an aura of dark charisma that had lured many to their doom. His icy blue eyes, however, were fixed on Bella, and his smile was laced with obsession.

"Frost," Blade growled, his sword at the ready.

"Always a pleasure, Daywalker," Frost replied smoothly before turning his full attention to Bella. "But tonight, my visit is not about you."

Bella’s jaw clenched, her hand instinctively tightening around the hilt of the Black Blade. "What do you want, Frost?"

The vampire lord chuckled, taking a step forward. "I want what I’ve always wanted, Bella. You."

Her eyes narrowed, the revulsion clear on her face. "Not in this lifetime."

Frost’s smile widened, his fangs just visible. "You will change your mind, my dear. You are a queen—a Blackthrone. You belong with someone who understands power, who can give you the world."

"I don’t want your world," Bella shot back, her voice steady and cold. "And I’ll never be your queen."

Frost’s expression darkened, but he maintained his charm. "I’ve lived a long time, Bella. Patience is one of my many virtues. You’ll come around. You’ll see."

Before either Bella or Blade could respond, Frost’s form flickered, and he disappeared into the shadows, his voice echoing ominously in the empty warehouse. "It’s only a matter of time."

Chapter 2: The Burden of Blood

The Blackthrones safehouse was a fortress of steel and weaponry. Inside, Bella sharpened the Black Blade with methodical precision, her mind replaying the encounter with Frost. His gaze sent a shiver down her spine, making her skin prickle with unease.

Whistler entered the room, his usual gruff demeanor softening slightly when he saw his niece. "You alright, kid?"

"Frost showed up again," Bella replied, not looking up from her sword. "He’s getting more persistent."

Whistler's face darkened. "He wants you because of your name—your bloodline. The Blackthrones have always been a threat to his kind. But you’re more than just a name. You’ve got the Black Blade. You’ve got a choice."

Bella’s honey-yellow eyes met her uncle’s. "And I’ve made mine. I’m not going to let him control my fate."

"Good," Whistler grunted, though his concern was clear. "Just remember, Frost doesn’t take rejection lightly. He’ll come at you harder now."

Bella nodded, her resolve unshaken. "Let him. I’ll be ready."

Chapter 3: The Final Standoff

It happened on the rooftops, under the pale light of a full moon. Frost had cornered Bella, his enforcers surrounding her, but her expression was unwavering. The Black Blade gleamed in her hand, ready to carve through anything that dared come close.

"End of the line, Frost," Bella said, her voice calm but dangerous.

Frost’s blue eyes gleamed with manic desire. "I’ll give you one last chance, Bella. Be mine. Rule by my side as my queen. Together, we could obliterate anyone who dares to oppose us."

Bella’s lip curled in disgust. "I’d rather die than be your puppet."

Frost’s charming façade cracked, revealing the predator beneath. He moved in a blur, closing the distance between them in seconds. But Bella was faster. She swung the Black Blade in a graceful arc, its ancient magic humming with power. The blade sliced across Frost’s chest, sending him staggering back.

"You think that sword will stop me?" Frost snarled, clutching his wound.

"It will," Bella said confidently. She raised the blade again, its dark surface absorbing the moonlight as it pulsed with lethal energy.

Just as Frost lunged toward her, Blade appeared from the shadows, his sword meeting Frost’s neck in a clean, deadly strike. Frost’s head rolled to the ground, his body disintegrating into ash before it could hit the rooftop.

Bella stood silently for a moment, the Black Blade still in her hand, glowing faintly with its mystical power. She glanced at Blade, who wiped his sword clean without a word. They didn’t need to speak. The message was clear: they had each other’s backs, and together, no enemy could stand against them.

Chapter 4: Warriors’ Blood

Back at the safehouse, Bella sat with Whistler, the weight of the night’s events heavy in the air. Whistler gave her a nod of approval.

"You did well, kid," he murmured, his voice heavy with pride.

Bella gave a small smile. "Thanks, Uncle."

Whistler looked at the Black Blade, resting beside her. "The Blackthrones have always fought against the darkness, but you… you’re something else, Bella. With that sword in your hand, you’re unstoppable."

Bella nodded, her eyes gleaming with determination. "I have to be. There’s too much at stake."

Blade entered the room, his expression as stoic as ever. "Frost’s gone. But there’ll be others. Always are."

Bella looked at him, her resolve unbroken. "Let them come. I’ll be ready."

And as she stood there, the Black Blade at her side and her legacy as a Blackthrone etched in every fiber of her being, she knew the battle against the dark would never end. But she was prepared for the fight.

[godgodsworld]

With today marking 24 years to the date of this film's release, the magic of 1998's sleek and dark comic book film "Blade" still remains as it's a great origin story for the Daywalker named Erick Brooks aka Blade. Written by notorious screenwriter David S. Goyer, this film acts as one of the staples of the current landscape of comic book films as it helped the genre be taken seriously when it was known for its extremely cheesy and campy efforts, and the results were epic. Wesley Snipes defined the character of Blade as it made him a badass vampire slayer who was a hybrid himself, with the story following him looking to hunt down the vampires responsible for his mother's death led by no other than Deacon Frost. Defined by its dark, Gothic, and underground tone, which is solidified by the best opening scene in comic book film history, this film earned its R rating due to it's brutal, bloody, and violent tone within its action scenes and overall story world, giving us something that really seperates itself from anything else out. Being one of the Big 3 alongside Sam Raimi's Spider-Man and Bryan Singer's X-Men, this film truly defined what it meant for a comic book film to be on the level of any other film period, and it still is just as important to the genre today as it was back during its initial release.

[heavenboy09]

25 Years Ago Today

On August 21st, 1998

From New Line Cinema 🎥

&

At The Time Of Their Beginning To Rise Of Popularity

Marvel Studios Formerly Known As At The Time, Marvel Enterprises Inc Presents

The 1st Marvel Superhero / Anti-Hero Film In History

That Pathed The Way To All Marvel Studios Films & Tv Shows Today

In 1967, a pregnant woman is attacked by

A Creature Of The Night 🌙, Known To All Of A Being Of Dark Terror & Human Infidelity & Sin

A Creature Created By A Unholy Ritual Of Blood By Blood 🩸

A VAMPIRE 🧛‍♂️, causing her to go into premature labor.

Doctors are able to save her baby, but the woman dies.

THIRTY YEARS LATER

THE CHILD HAS BECOME

HALF VAMPIRE 🧛🏿‍♂️ HALF MORTAL MAN 🧍🏿‍♂️

IN MOST CULTURES OF THE WORLD 🌎

IT IS KNOWN AS A DHAMPIR

A RARE UNION BETWEEN A VAMPIRE 🧛‍♂️ & A HUMAN

WHO IS A HUMAN-VAMPIRE  HYBRID  THAT POSSESSES THE SUPERNATURAL ABILITIES OF THE VAMPIRES 🧛‍♂️

WITHOUT ANY OF THEIR WEAKNESSES, EXCEPT FOR THE REQUIREMENT TO CONSUME HUMAN BLOOD 🩸

NOW HE HAS DEDICATED HIS IMMORTAL LIFE TO SEEK DARK JUSTICE AGAINST THE UNDEAD

HE BECOMES THE PROTECTOR OF THE MORTAL RACE.

WHILE SLAYING EVIL 😈 VAMPIRES 🧛‍♂️🧛‍♀️ ...

AS HE IS RAISED BY A FELLOW HUNTER OF VAMPIRES 🧛‍♂️

A OLD VAMPIRE 🧛‍♂️ 🧛‍♀️ HUNTER WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF

ABRAHAM WHISTLER 🧑‍🦳

ARMED WITH HIGH TECH WEAPONRY & GADGETS TO COMBAT THE FORCES OF THE UNDEAD BASTARDS OF DARKNESS

AND GIVE THEM EM HELL ON EARTH 🌎

THIS LONE HUNTER OF THE NIGHT 🌙, MUST STOP 1 PARTICULAR VAMPIRE 🧛‍♂️

KNOWN AS DEACON FROST

FROM SUMMONING A VAMPIRE 🧛‍♂️ GOD OF ETERNAL DARKNESS TO PLUNGE THE EARTH IN HUMAN BLOOD 🩸 FOR CENTURIES TO COME

OR THE WORLD 🌎 AS WE KNOW IT, WILL CEASE TO EXIST

NEW LINE CINEMA 🎥 PRESENTS

A MARVEL ENTERPRISES INC PRODUCTION

A STEPHEN NORRINGTON FILM 🎥

THE POWER OF AN IMMORTAL

THE SOUL OF A HUMAN

THE HEART ❤ OF A HERO

HE IS KNOWN AS THE DAYWALKER TO HIS ENEMIES

THE VAMPIRE 🧛🏿‍♂️ WHO CAN WALK DURING THE DAY ☀️

BUT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD 🌎.

THEY CALL HIM

THE VAMPIRE HUNTER 🧛‍♂️ 🧛‍♀️

WESLEY SNIPES

IS

 BLADE 🧛🏿‍♂️🗡😎

HAPPY 25TH ANNIVERSARY TO NEW LINE CINEMA'S & MARVEL STUDIOS

BLADE 🧛🏿‍♂️🗡😎 #Blade #WesleySnipes #BladeTheVampireHunter #BladeTheDaywalker #MarvelComics #MarvelStudios

[thealmightyemprex]

Early live action adaptations of Marvel Super villains

So we all know about the big and small screen marvel villains:Your Tom Hiddleston as Lokis ,your Ian Mckellens as Magnetos, your Willem Dafoe Green Goblins....I wanted to see who were the earliest Marvel villains adapted into live action .

Some of these I have seen some I havent .

Rule-

1.Live action villains only

2.Cutoff is 1999,only 20th century baddies here

3.Only villains from the comics ....Though I do have two honurable mentions

Jessica Walter as Morgan Le Fey-Doctor Strange (Still havent seen this but yeah turns out she is the first live action version of a marvel super villain)

John Rhyse Davies as Kingpin -TRial of the Incredible Hulk (A good Kingpin ,goes more for the mastermind side but lacking the imposingness of later versions.Not my favorite Kingpin but John Rhyse Davis is a magnificent actor )

Scott Paulin as Red Skull -Captain America (SCott Paulin is great here ,he is a menacing presence and I love his initial design.....Let down by the "Plastic surgery look" he has the ret of the film,also cause the film is bad )

Joseph Culp as Doctor Doom -Fantastic Four (DEspite the fact his voice is muffled alot so its hard to understand him,I like how faithful the costume ,I dig the grand gesturing and I love how jovial he is ,hes always laughing bout something ,I think he is my fave of the early Marvel movie villains )

Sandra Hess as Andrea Von Strucker /VIper(Combined into one character ),and Peter Haworth as Arnim Zola -Nick Fury (Apparently Baron Von Strucker and Wener Von Stucker are in it too but I couldnt find images.Also I've never finished this movie )

Stephen Dorff as DEacon Frost -Blade (DOnt know anything bout his comic counterpart......But I love the movie version of this guy.Love this asshole )

And in the "I dont know if this counts "honourable mentions

Brian Thompson as Kabal/Baron Mordo -Doctor Mordrid (SO I have heard from various sources this was either going to be a Doctor Strange movie OR it was inspired by Doctor Strange,either way ,Kabal is a clear stand in for Baron Mordo .Either way film is pretty fun and Brian Thompson is a fun villain )

Ian Trigger as the Jeweler/Mole Man-Fantastic Four (This I know for a fact was supposed to be the Mole Man.....But Marvel wouldnt let them use the Mole Man ,so they just called him something else .I do like Ian Triggers performjance,but I feel like they shouldve cut him out OR made him the main villain )

I might do this for 20th century villain DC villains,I dunno this was fun

Do any of you have thoughts on these early Marvel Movie villains?Feel free to share your thoughts

@ariel-seagull-wings @theancientvaleofsoulmaking@princesssarisa @the-blue-fairie @amalthea9 @angelixgutz @goodanswerfoxmonster @themousefromfantasyland @filmcityworld1

[lowtaxsa]

Review: Blade (1998)

SIMULATION AWFUL: (Announcing) Alright folks, it's Lowtax here, and I've had a few (too many) drinks tonight. But that won't stop me from reviewing the 1998 classic, Blade, with my good ol' pal, Mecha-Lowtax, and a special guest – Nikita Khrushchev, because why not?

LOWTAX: (slurring) So, the movie starts with this sweet vampire rave scene – blood showers and all! It's like an undead disco!

MECHA-LOWTAX: That's right, Lowtax. And that's where we first meet our protagonist, Blade, played by Wesley Snipes.

KHRUSHCHEV: (sighs) Why am I even here? I've got better things to do, like... anything else.

LOWTAX: Oh, come on, Khrushchev! Blade's a badass vampire hunter with a killer wardrobe!

MECHA-LOWTAX: As the movie progresses, we see Blade's mission to rid the world of vampires, along with his mentor, Whistler.

KHRUSHCHEV: (rolls eyes) Yes, a man who hunts vampires. How original.

LOWTAX: (takes another swig) Hey, Khrushchev, don't be a downer. Anyway, Blade saves a hematologist, Karen, from some nasty bloodsuckers and she starts helping him out!

MECHA-LOWTAX: Their main antagonist is Deacon Frost, a vampire with a plan to summon the blood god, La Magra.

KHRUSHCHEV: (sarcastically) Oh, great. A vampire with a god complex. Never seen that before.

LOWTAX: (drunk giggling) But then, there's this epic fight scene between Blade and a bunch of vampires in a library, remember? Books flying, stakes impaling – it's a wild ride!

MECHA-LOWTAX: Indeed, Lowtax. The movie's filled with action-packed scenes and innovative weapons like Blade's silver sword and the EDTA serum that makes vampires explode.

KHRUSHCHEV: (grumbles) I guess if you like watching the same fight scene over and over again.

LOWTAX: (slurring) Okay, okay. So, the big finale is when Blade confronts Frost, who's now transformed into La Magra. It's like a vampire showdown for the ages!

MECHA-LOWTAX: In the end, Blade defeats Frost with the EDTA serum and saves the world from a vampire apocalypse.

KHRUSHCHEV: (annoyed) Finally, it's over. Can we do something else now?

LOWTAX: (nearly passing out) Hey, Khrushchev, you gotta admit – Blade's a pretty cool guy. He's got style, he's got moves, and he's got... (hiccup)... something else I can't remember.

MECHA-LOWTAX: In conclusion, Blade is an entertaining film with memorable action sequences, despite some overused tropes and a predictable plot.

KHRUSHCHEV: (exasperated) Wonderful. Can I leave now?

LOWTAX: (drunkenly waving goodbye) See ya, Khrushchev! Thanks for joining us on this wild and boozy ride through Blade! Until next time, folks!