#What Manner of Man

[sweetlyfez]

You know it's a good date when you disobeyed the prohibitions of Genesis, Matthew, and Leviticus

[doing-something-unholy]

“Would you bind me down with manacles? Whip me? Pour hot wax from your blessed candles across my chest? Would you have me howl and moan at your feet? What treatment do you think I deserve, Father?”

Adding bondage, wax play, and of course hierophilia to Lord Vane's kink list.

[stjohnstarling]

Bad things are on the horizon regarding pornography laws in the US, which will affect every part of the internet that you and I use, and we need to be ready. We should go forward assuming that any art which is sufficiently queer and subversive may be classified as pornography.

Continue to create, share, and support queer and subversive art. Resist all pressure to voluntarily self-censor. Do not obey in advance.

[beastlyartblog]

do you think catholic priests are irresistible to vampires? virgins, covered in crucifixes (inherent allure of the forbidden,) access to their throats limited by those sexy little collars, etc.

buy What Manner of Man | read it for free

[beastliness]

it was a huge problem back in the day that you had to be constantly vigilant about getting sent on fake business trips that are actually an elaborate excuse to lock you in a vampire castle

[barrydennen]

what’s a normal way to flirt? uhhhh why don’t you pretend to kill me

[sallys-fanart]

Me at 9am: the internet has stolen my ability to focus. I can only do my job in half hour bursts.

Me at 5pm: *spends 6 hours straight drawing a ruined cave harbour from a gay priest x demon novel, and forgets to eat*

[lycanlovebites]

Dearest sister Vera,

oh my fucking god. Oh my god. jesus fucking christ. oh my god. Fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus fucking christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shit.

Faithfully yours in Christ,

Fr. Victor Ardelian

(Aka here’s some art of Victor Going Through It. Those uh. Those demons of yours, Victor.. the deeply repressed gay thoughts demonic influence… uh how’s that uh going for you right now??)

[character by @stjohnstarling. Also apologies for tagging you in so many of my posts good sir. In my defense I have a devastating hyperfixation on WMOM and the gay little priest]

[minature-monsoon]

idiots in love post-failed death ritual, caught in 4k

[posingsodomite]

URGENT MESSAGE: I'm on my knees begging you guys to SIGN UP FOR WHAT MANNER OF MAN before it starts on friday!!! 🙇🙇🙇

look me in the eyes! I'm grasping you urgently by the lapels! it's like if Bram Stoker and Oscar Wilde were taking notes from my ao3 bookmarks. it has all the authentically victorian vibes I've never found in queer historical fiction and all the hot gay sex they couldn't put in the real stuff. I wish I could eat it!!

IT HAS:

erotic vampirism

hot priest

catholic guilt

celtic paganism-flavored fantasy vibes

CATHOLIC GUILT

lesbian swashbuckling

did I mention the guilt????

please!! you have to help me! I have a fatal disease and the only cure is more people talking about WHAT MANNER OF MAN ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[orgyofthedamned]

on this day i would like to wish victor a very hearty and congratulatory

[sweetlyfez]

Love the idea that this was part of the conversation as they got down to it " there's this thing Matthew prohibited, wanna try it?"

You know it's a good date when you disobeyed the prohibitions of Genesis, Matthew, and Leviticus

[doing-something-unholy]

Self indulgent horny concept: oh no the sexy- scary vampire lord has the both of us (priests) tied together and is *gasp* forcing us to make out for his entertainment-- (i am forcibly yanked off stage)

[stjohnstarling]

Me: Hm. I hate reading the shit Catholics write but I’d better do a google search to check how cassocks are meant to be put on, just to make sure the details in my priest kink novel are correct.

Some priest writing about cassocks in 1897, drenched in sweat, hands shaking: vestments are lingerie we wear for god. my cass;ock makes me a little s issy bitch. I am NOT turned on by this

[beastlyartblog]

wwyd if you found him like this? 🤔

[beastliness]

POV: you’re being flirted with by a beautiful sailor who calls you “blind as a bat” and “just about the biggest mark I’ve ever seen,” but also “forbidden fruit” and says you have “an arse [he’d] gladly break one or two of the commandments for”