#Wezz

[gruvu]

Last commission of 2023, commissioned by @Sterekmess and character belongs to @paragonred.

[harbingercr0w]

hello, mr. prezzy wezz!

redraw of old art from 2019 under the cut!

[00sniff]

Fairly Ghost Parents 3

Cosmo swam up to the top of the fish bowl and asked Timmy, "What's up, why the long face."

Timmy signed and said, "That his parents mentioned that the relative they are going to visit have kids to but their older kids. What if they're like Vicky," he mumbles.

Cosmo smiles and tries to wave away, Timmys worries come on no is as icky as Vickey. Why I would bet my bacon that everything's going to be just fine, he cheerfully adds, poofing up a tiny goldfish size frying pan of greasy sizzleing bacon huming while he cooks it.

Timmy smiled, feeling a bit better at his godfathers encourage words.

Wanda swam out of the castle with poof right beside her. She faces plams with her fin when she sees Cosom cooking bacon,

"Cosmo," Wanda scolded "were supposed to be incognito at the moment"

Cosmo puffed out his chest. I'll have you know I haven't been incognito seents I got out of diapers, " he proudly proclaimed.

Wanda, Poof, and Timmy all sigh at the goofy but loveable fairy.

"We're here." The quiet moment is broken as Timmys father happy announces that they have arrived and pulls over to the curb.

As soon as the car has stopped, Timmy hops out, holding the fish bowl the fist thing he notices is that its in a much more urban area unlike his neighborhood back home but what really caught his attention is the giant pile of machinery on the roof that looked like a space ship from one of his adventures in space.

"Fentone works." Timmy reads out loud. The bright neon sign on the front of the building.

His mother walks up to his side and explains "yeah my sister and her family have their own business, a ghost hunting business." Ghost Hunting? Timmy repeated skeptical, but he also saw the nervous look his godparents shared while listening to the conversation.

"Well, it looks like ghost hunting must pay pretty well," his father's jelousy mumbles as he carries some of the bags up to the front door.

His mom knocked on the door it swings open at lighting speed, and a woman with a full body blue jump suit with long black gloves and short aubran hair opens the door "Susanne" she excitedly shouts, Maddie Timmys mom yells back and the two women hug.

"It's so good to see you again, Maddie let go first and steped aside to let them in Jack, kids come here, Susanne and her family are here, a large man in a bright orange full body jump suite comes runing out of nowere heeyyyy!

The large man shots exsidaly its been awile he gives a spine crushing hug to timmy parents lefting them off the groud.

Good to see you again to Timmy's dad, wezzed out as he was crushed. The guy finally lets go of Timmys' parents and spots him. Timmy glups as the guy ruffles his hair, and you must be Timmy. Last I saw you, you were this big he says as he pinches his fingers together.

Nice to meet you top, Mr. Uummmm, sir, Timmy says, caueing the man to laugh, "You can call me Jack, little guy," "and im Maddie." The woman replies and shacks his hand.

Then, two other people entered the room coming down the stairs. One was a young looking teen boy with black hair and blues eyes. He wore a simple white tee shirt and Jean's and looked like he might be nice. The other person was a girl who looked to be an older teen she had a black blose and light colored jeans and had long orange hair, Timmy froze for a second haveing flash backs of Vickey oh god Timmy thought there is gona be another Vickey here he nervously clutches at the fish bowl unconsciously.

[letitiaswrightone]

Best Black Friday quotes

"Fuck YoU"

"Uh Oh Mr presi-wezz. It seems you've misplaced your bomby-wom."

[farmer-attorney-at-law]

"Hello Mr. Prezzie Wezz, welcome to Drowsey Town!"

My first time doing art in three years! Really missed working with charcoal. I know it's not much, but it's not bad for an hour's work!

[robotvitamins]

"Rhythm and blues was too good to remain a black secret for long and as the fifties dawned, certain musically adventurous white DJs started to add it to their playlists. By 1956 a quarter of the best-selling US records would be by black singers. This move was accelerated by the dramatic commercial success of some of the new black stations, exemplified by WDAI in Memphis - since 1948 the first black-owned radio station - which, as well as being home of DJs BB King and Rufus Thomas (he of the 'Funky Chicken'), was extremely profitable.

In adopting this subversive music, white DJs also started adopting black slang. This 'broadcast blackface', as Nelson George calls it, let them speak (and advertise) to both the black community and younger whites. Dewey Phillips of Memphis's WHBG was so successful at integrating his audience that the wily Sam Phillips of Sun Records chose him to broadcast Elvis Presley's first single.

The idea of the 'white negro' was still born of racism, however. George recounts the amazing tale of Vernon Winslow, a former university design teacher with a deep knowledge of jazz, who was denied a radio announcing job on New Orleans' WJMR simply because he was black. After what seemed like a successful interview, Winslow, who was quite light-skinned, was asked, 'By the way, are you a nigger?' Denied an on-air job merely because of his race, Winslow was hired for a most extraordinary job. He was to train a white DJ to sound black. Winslow had to feed a white colleague - now christened Poppa Stoppa - with the latest local slang, teaching him to say things like 'Look at the gold tooth, Ruth' and 'Wham bam, thank you ma'am'. The show became a smash. One night, frustrated by his behind-the-scenes existence, Winslow snuck a turn at the mic. He was fired immediately. WJMR kept the Poppa Stoppa name and continued using a white man, Clarence Hamman, to provide Poppa's voice. (Winslow had his revenge, though, as Doctor Daddy-O on New Orleans' WEZZ where he would become one of the country's top ten DJs.)"

- excerpt from Last Night a DJ Saved My Life by Bill Brewster and Frank Broughton

[canon-divergence]

143!!111!11

yourzzz budyy 462 herezzz haz a new theory!11!1

what if wezz try to tranzzfer are consiouz to a mainzz systemz, deztroy it and then usez robotzz made by marina (ifzz we can getz her truzt) to ezcape!!!11!11

-@parallel-462

,,,,

would that even be safe???

like,,, me and 257 are all for getting out of here, but idk if that'd work,,,

[raylangivins]

this is incredibly niche, but when i was a youth in dublin there was a phenomenon known as the tween disco which is when a group of 12-14 year olds went to some rugby or gaa club for what was essentially an under 18s clubbing experience (if you were a ne’er-do-well you would drink an awfully mixed bottle of vodka and lucozade sport beforehand). it mostly involved boys shorter than you coming up to you and asking if you would shift (dublin colloquilism for kiss with tongue) their uglier mate, and in between dancing that’s all anyone around you would do, except for the more scandalous ones who would take it further in some corner. my prevailing memory of the disco i always went to (wezz) was that if you ever touched the wall your hand would come away quite literally dripping in condensation. they’re truly disgusting places.

anyway, that’s what the planet of the bass song reminds me of.

[z3ahna]

wezz wezz,,, wezz wezz

[guncelkal]

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[mackjlee9]

Oh god if you manage to actually tickle me its not realy a laugh more really weird wezzing (i hope you get what i mean with that word lul)

~~💕

Even better!! The wheeze laugh is my favourite laugh ever 😂😂

I have like- 10 different laughs lol

[fireflyeditzz]

I SAW THAT AND I WAS WEZZING

NOT THE MILK CARTON WITH A PICTURE OF A MISSING ROMAN REIGNS 💀💀💀

That's sign of the night

[snezhanastuff-blog]

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[star-wars-fashion]

Outfit for Jedi Knight Sia-Lan Wezz

Alexis Mabille Spring 2022

[shatterpoints-and-fractures]

SDTCI: Dark Times

Two concepts for Post Order 66 SDTCI events, based off of the Dark Times SW comics.

Jocasta Nu’s Heist

Definitely based off the Vader comic. Jocasta Nu, Tera Sinube & Sha Koon team up to infiltrate the Jedi Temple to either retrieve and/or destroy any information the Empire could use to hunt down remaining Jedi.

While Jocasta & Tera infiltrate the Archives, Sha Koon draws the attention of Sora Bulq, one of Sidious’ apprentices (rechristened Murted) by pretending she’s gonna join the Empire.

Meanwhile, Team Old People’s data retrieval/deletion is interrupted by the Grand Inquisitor and a team of lesser Inquisitors, including Beyghor Sahdett. A scuffle occurs.

Sha, very emotionally volatile right now, finds herself losing against Murted, who uses Vaapad & Jar’Kai. She puts up a good showing, and while she ultimately falls, she sees the same visions of a brighter future she saw in the comics.

She holds off Murted long enough for the transfer and deletion to go through, while Tera & Jocasta fight off the Inquisitors, killing several in the process. They attempt their escape, but Tera is ultimately fatally wounded by Beyghor. Jocasta breaks out her Lightsaber Rifle and shoots her way out using several pilferd lightsabers, and manages to partially avenge Tera by shooting Beyghor’s arm off.

As opposed to Canon, Jocasta ultimately survives, and brings with her a pretty comprehensive cache of Jedi knowledge and artifacts, which will prove pretty important a few decades later. While she eventually succumbs to old age, it’s not before spending several years helping to coordinate the efforts of Rebel cells in the Inner Core.

Conclave at Kessel

A much more tragic story, detailing the efforts of surviving Jedi to gather in an attempt to coordinate resistance against the Empire. Based almost lock stock and barrel off the Star Wars: Purge oneshot, with cues taken from the 2003 Clone Was cartoon, and of all things, “The Ninth Jedi”.

Order 66 survivors Bultar Swan and Tsui Choi follow a series of encoded messages, leading them to a fortress mine on the spice moon of Kessel. They reunite with fellow survivors Koffi Aran, Ma’kis’shaalas, Roblio Darte, Jastus Farr, Sia-Lan Wezz, and their leader, Shadday Potkins. As they wait for a ninth survivor, Empatojayos Brand, discuss their next course of action. As differences occur and tempers begin to rise, the lights cut. Empatojayos Brand has arrived, but not as a Jedi, but a newly christened Sith warrior.

Renamed Lord Torca by Sidious, his broken body captured and rebuilt into a cybernetic chassis based off the last great Jedi hunter: General Grievous, but now actual Force Sensitivity. What happens next is the repeated horror story of Hypori, but there are no more Jedi to save them, and any clones will be foes, not saviors.

This is not to say the Jedi go down easily. They fight like cornered animals, and manage to get in several hits on Grievous 2: Once More With Midi-Chlorians, cutting off one of his hands and disabling Torca’s lightsabers with a Cortosis weave blade. But still, Wezz falls, then Ma’kis, then Shadday. Torca grabs the Cortosis blade, the clones move in, and between waves of blaster fire and one of recent history’s most prolific Jedi killers reborn, the Conclave ends in a slaughter.

[wiggog-y-wrath]

[The lights flicker before going out for a bit, turning five different colours to show that they are all watching and listening, even if they're not all present. Wiggly giggles as he's stood behind the president, placing his hands on the others shoulders]

Hello, Mr. Prezzy-wezz

Good morning everyone, just wanted to come on here and say to everyone to be safe and have a happy Thanksgiving! Be sure to have a great dinner, and try not to cause any riots or casualties on Black Friday.