#Well goddamn

[haasmaxxing]

[frannyzooey]

Dad dick that is thick enough that you feel the gravity of it inside you, that every twitch and spasm you have almost hurts because he's just this side of too big...

[crypticcatalys]

I should have known that something bad was going to happen when Neteyam reminded me of Tsu'tey.

[allthedamnlove]

This diva

[rigortortoise22]

Trick or treat!!!

One diagonal Twix for you :)

[seafoam-taide]

truly flabbergasted by this message i found in my idea bank channel where i just put random thoughts down for story or character ideas. i didnt... think my knowledge of systems was that new. is it? oh my god the doc i saved back when i first learned abt it in depth is dated after this. what

[misswoozi]

Its like i mentioned earlier, Lia is very much into domming and degrading her partner (physically and verbally) in general, but it goes up or down depending on how much her partner is into it and Sana is already into being dominated and degraded, especially when the sex is already good without it. So they meet up at the Bruno Mars concert (because thats the new "they met at an award show" since everyone and their mother was there) and they hit it off and go back to Lia's place after the show and they keep things relatively tame but they agree to being fwb and as they keep meeting up they keep pushing things more and more. It starts with some light bondage with handcuffs and then it moves to Sana wearing a choker Lia got her anytime theyre together and then eventually they get into a full fledged bdsm dom/sub relationship that results in Sana being put on a leash (they dont use it every time but still pretty regularly, like once or twice a week) 🎮

[floopthecooper]

why is this so goddamn funny to me

the gang gets snacks

[dramatic-dolphin]

when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

[sunflowercider]

Oh my god theyre gonna go invade Hell

[petrichorium]

Hiding two of the chests in fyxestroll garden Behind that damn mirror was mean ngl

[neganwifey25-blog]

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Pant.Night

[espercr]

𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒓-𝒄𝒐𝒅𝒆𝒅 ?

yellow . a study in wildfires , honeycombs , & summer rain . everyone sees you smiling & laughing , happy in all the ways but the way that you know is true to you . everyone believes that nothing bad could happen to you , that you live life so freely that you'd never miss a beat , even if something bad DID happen to happen around or to you - but you're as miserable as the rest of them . you might be warm & gentle , when you need to be , but at the end of the day , you have long since accepted that fire is like you : best to be admired but never touched .

tagged by : @tardisghosted thank you ! tagging : YOU !

[olrinarts]

Day 9: Bones Are Needed (from @stychu-stych's cotltober prompt list)

'crusading for bones' is the least subtle innuendo in existence but give them a break, do you have any idea how hard it is to get time alone once you're a god

[pancakemolybdenum]

2015 called, it wants its cloudball back. redrawing things yet again.....

original here

dress design by @rumminov

[reblobathon]

AI art

You would kill a man for this bedroom