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On the one hand, we’ve got a funny skinny man who looks like he can’t tie his own laces
And on the other hand, we’ve got a funny skinny man who can get cuts THIS CLEAN from THAT HEIGHT in one chop
And who can hold a door shut DESPITE multiple GROWN MEN throwing their body weight at it at one point
And who can drag a chest so heavy that it can also keep the door shut with the MULTIPLE grown men STILL pounding at it
All I’m saying is if he actually managed to get one or both of those swords off the wall, somebody would be dying and it wouldn't be him
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<3 urwarriorangel’s writing challenge <3
hello my darling angels! i have started a writing challenge because i want to read more of what you write. i’m calling this a challenge because that’s what i’ve read others call it? rules are listed below! all submissions will be read by yours truly and (if they follow the p basic rules) i will post them all on a masterlist! i will reblog them and give you feedback because that’s what should happen regardless and also i love you guys! (gif not mine!)
rules
*no rape/incest/underage sex/etc.
*if you choose to write smut, you must be 18+!!! the characters you’re writing for must be 18+!!
*must be character x reader! you can write for multiple characters, but it still must be a reader insert!
*it’s first come first serve for characters, meaning there are character limits. multiple people can write for the same character, but they are capped. so please message me as soon as you see a character you want to write for!
*only one prompt per fic! (bonus points if you use any of my original prompts lol!) (also prompts can only be used once)
*triggers must be tagged. if there are any triggers in your fic, you must have a trigger warning. i cannot emphasize this enough.
*fic should be at least 500 words, if it’s longer (which please make it as long as you’d like!) you have to add a ‘read more’
*must tag me in the fic and use # urwarriorangelwritingchallenge <3
*fic should be a new original, not an old piece being resubmitted or a part of an already existing series. (you can write a series for this challenge if you’d like!)
*bonus points if you’re a poc!writer with a poc!reader <3 <3 <3
*you must respect the sexuality of the character! if you would like for an lgbtq+ character, their sexuality should not change in the fic. thank you!
*please send me a message with the character(s) you’d like to write for and the prompt!
example: damon salvatore + “i don’t know how much longer i can go on”
~the masterlist will be posted on august 13th! (if this goes well aka if people participate i would love to do this more often!)~
categories allowed:
anything your heart desires. if you’re going to write fluff please keep it compelling! add a few different styles together! give me some angst, some smut. make it a mystery! i mean absolutely no disrespect to those who write/read only fluff, but personally i find fluff a little more fun when it’s got multiple components! (if you write only fluff, please go ahead and write fluff! i will read it and i’m sure i’ll love it! these are just my personal preferences!)
i love aus very much, so please don’t shy away from them!
characters & prompts under the cut!
characters (five slots for each character)
agents of shield
al mackenzie antoine “trip” triplett daisy “skye” johnson grant ward jemma simmons lance hunter leopold fitz lincoln campbell
brooklyn 99
amy santiago charles boyle gina linetti jake peralta raymond holt rosa diaz terrence jeffords
buffy the vampire slayer
angel buffy summers cordelia chase rupert giles william the bloody aka spike
criminal minds
aaron hotchner david rossi derek morgan elle greenaway emily prentiss jennifer jareau luke alvez penelope garcia spencer reid
defenders-ish
billy russo frank castle jessica jones luke cage matt murdock
friends
chandler bing joey tribbiani monica geller phoebe buffay rachel green ross geller
game of thrones
arya stark benjen stark daenerys targaryen eddard stark jaime lannister jon snow khal drogo robb stark samwell tarly sansa stark tyrion lannister
gossip girl
blair waldorf carter baizen chuck bass dan humphrey nate archibald serena van der woodsen vanessa abrams
harry potter
draco malfoy fred weasley george weasley harry potter hermione granger remus lupin ronald weasley sirius black (young) tom riddle
hawaii five-0
adam noshimuri chin ho kelly daniel williams kono kalakaua michael noshimuri steve mcgarrett
jane the virgin
adam alvaro jane gloriana villanueva petra solano rafael solano
lucky number slevin
slevin kelevra
mcu
bruce banner aka hulk brunnhilde aka my valkyrie queen bucky barnes aka winter soldier clint barton aka hawkeye drax aka the destroyer erik stevens aka killmonger gamora aka um need we say more? janet van dyne aka wasp loki aka loki m’baku aka you already know mantis aka mantis aka a fucking cutie may parker aka ailf nakia aka loml okoye aka incredible badass peggy carter aka kickass peter parker aka spider-man peter quill aka star-lord pietro maximoff aka quicksilver sam wilson aka falcon scott lang aka antman shuri aka an angel stephen strange aka dr. strange steve rogers aka captain america t’challa aka black panther thor aka thor tony stark aka iron-man wanda maximoff aka scarlet witch
new girl
coach nick miller
pretty little liars
aria montgomery caleb rivers emily fields ezra fitz hanna marin jason dilaurentis mona vanderwaal noel kahn spencer hastings wren kingston
reign
francis mary stuart nostradamus sebastian
riverdale
archie andrews betty cooper cheryl blossom fangs fogarty fp jones fred andrews jason blossom josie mccoy jughead jones kevin keller malachai charles!reggie mantle ross!reggie mantle sweet pea toni topaz valerie brown veronica lodge
shadowhunters
alec lightwood clary fray isabelle lightwood jace herondale lucian grey magnus bane simon lewis
teen wolf
allison argent chris argent cora hale derek hale isaac lahey jackson whittermore jordan parrish kira yukimura liam dunbar lydia martin malia tate peter hale scott mccall stiles stilinski theo raeken
the 100
bellamy blake clarke griffin echo finn collins jasper jordan john murphy king roan lexa lincoln monty green nathan miller octavia blake ontari raven reyes wells jaha
the originals
davina claire elijah mikaelson freya mikaelson hayley marshall kol mikaelson lucian castle niklaus mikaelson marcel gerard rebekah mikaelson
the vampire diaries
bonnie bennett caroline forbes damon salvatore elena gilbert jeremy gilbert katherine pierce malachi parker mary louise matt donovan nora hildegard olivia parker tyler lockwood stefan salvatore sybil
x-men
alex summers aka havok charles xavier aka young!professor x erik lehnsherr aka magneto hank mccoy aka beast jean grey aka phoenix logan aka wolverine peter maximoff aka quiksilver ororo monroe aka storm raven darkholme aka mystique
prompts (once someone requests a prompt, i will update the list! list will be updated once a day, if multiple people ask for a prompt in between updates, i will give it to the first person who sent me an ask. i realize that there are more character options than there are prompts, i did this because i don’t think too many people will participate. if we ever run out, i will add more prompts! example of request: klaus mikaelson + “give me a chance”)
(rfaimagining)
angst
1: “ give me a chance. ”
2: “ not you again.. ”
3: “ leave me alone. ”
4: “ i don’t love you anymore. ”
5: “ why do you hate me? ”
6: “ i lost the baby. ”
7: “ i thought you loved me. ”
8: “ i don’t need you anymore. ”
9:“ i can’t believe you! ”
10: “ we can't keep this up forever. ”
11: “ you’re a monster. ”
12: “ i hate you. ”
13: “ don’t leave me… ”
14: “ you’re a disappointment. ”
15: “ don’t die on me– please. ”
16: “ i never meant to hurt you. ”
17: “ are you upset with me? ”
18: “ i wish i’d never met you. ”
19: “ i’m going to kill you! ”
20: “ please don’t hurt me like this. ”
21: “ thanks for nothing. ”
22: “ dont call this number again. “
23: “ why did you spare me? ”
24: “ you need to leave. ”
25: “ i’m sick. ”
26: “ i’m dying. ”
27: “ i wish i’d never met you. ”
28: “ i thought we were family!”
29: “ there was never an us. ”
30: “ so that’s it? it’s over? ”
31: “ i fucked up. ”
32: “ i came to say goodbye. ”
33:“ he’s dead because of you. ”
34: “ i don’t deserve to be loved. ”
35: “ about the baby… its yours. ”
love
36: “ i’m so in love with you. ”
37: “ dance with me! ”
38: “ isn’t this amazing? ”
39: “ i wish we could stay like this forever. ”
40: “ will you marry me? ”
41: “ i’m pregnant. ”
42: “ i need a hug. ”
43: “ you’re special to me. ”
44: “ i’m going to keep you safe. ”
45: “ do you trust me? ”
46: “ can i kiss you right now? ”
47: “ you’re cute when you’re angry. ”
48: “ i’ve liked you for awhile now. ”
49: “ let’s have a baby. ”
50: “ we’d make such a cute couple. ”
51: “ i want to take care of you. ”
52: “ can we cuddle? ”
53: “ it’s lonely here without you. ”
54: “ i can’t stand the thought of losing you. ”
55: “ shut up and kiss me already. ”
56: “ are you flirting with me? ”
57: “ is that my shirt? ”
58: “ how did we get here? ”
59: “ you own my heart. ”
60: “ you’d be a great dad. ”
61: “ you’d be a great mom. ”
62: “ i want to protect you. ”
63: “ what's the matter? ”
64: “ you’re so beautiful. ”
65: “ did you do something different with your hair? ”
66: “ is that a new perfume? ”
67: “ stop being so cute. ”
68: “ you’re making me blush! ”
69: “ you’re teasing me again… ”
70: “ this is why i fell in love with you. ”
71: “ you’re the best! ”
72: “ they’re going to love you, don’t worry! ”
73: “ oh, are you ticklish? ”
74: “ of course i remembered! ”
75: “ you’re one hell of a girl. ”
76: “ you’re one hell of a guy. ”
77: “ are you jealous? ”
78: “ hold me and never let me go. ”
79: “ stop hogging all the blankets! ”
80: “ lets run away together. ”
misc
90: “ catch me if you can! ”
91: “ i’m fine. ”
92: “ are you drunk? ”
93: “ are you high? ”
94: “ we can't go in there… ”
95: “ give it back! ”
96: “ well this is just great. ”
97: “ don’t touch me. ”
98: “ not sure if you could tell, but i’m not exactly a people person. ”
99: “ this was fun— let's do it again sometime!”
100: “ i didn’t do it! ”
101: “ i did it… ”
102: “ i don’t remember that! ”
103: “ well that’s pretty rude of you to say. ”
104: “ get that thing away from me! ”
105: “ you owe me. ”
106: “ do you believe in aliens? ”
107: “ do you believe in ghosts? ”
108: “ are you hitting on me? ”
109: “ why are you naked? ”
110: “ you did what?! ”
111: “ you have… superpowers? ”
112: “ why are you bleeding? ”
113: “ where did all these puppies come from?”
114: “ don’t make me come over there myself! ”
115: “ that wasn’t funny. ”
116: “ this tastes horrible. ”
117: “ this is delicious! ”
118: “ are you mad at me? ”
119: “ stop ignoring me… ”
120: “ i love that show too! ”
121: “ can i borrow that book of yours?”
122: “ let's blow this joint. ”
123: “ let me help you with that. ”
124: “ take that back! ”
125: “ wanna go see a movie with me? ”
126: “ no way, that’s so lame. ”
127: “ what are you listening to? ”
128: “ i brought you your coffee. ”
129: “ don’t fuck this up. ”
130: “ run! ”
131: “ lets run away together. ”
132: “ i haven’t slept in four days… ”
133: “ your turn to do the dishes. ”
134: “ was i really that drunk? ”
135: “ was i really that stoned? ”
136: “give me back my phone! ”
137: “ you’re an asshole. ”
138: “ are you cold? ”
139: “ this place gives me the creeps. ”
140: “ i swear my house is haunted. ”
141: “ did you hear that? ”
142: “ it’s just your imagination. ”
143: “ just how stupid do you think i am? ”
144: “ stop being such a baby. ”
145: “ go back to bed. ”
146: “ are you okay? ”
147: “ i can take care of myself just fine.”
148: “ thanks for helping me back there. ”
149: “ since when have we ever been friends? ”
150: “ what on earth are you wearing? ”
151: “ i can’t feel my legs! ”
152: “ stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ”
153: “ put me down! ”
154: “ there’s only one bed… ”
155: “ it isn’t what it looks like! okay.. maybe it is… ”
156: “ how did i lose it? ”
157: “ i read your diary. ”
158: “ this is awkward. ”
159: “ didn’t you read the sign? ”
160: “ do you think you can teach me that? ”
nsfw
161: “ bite me. ”
162: “ make me. ”
163: “ fuck me. ”
164: “ stop teasing me so much… ”
165: “ do you like it when i touch you like that?”
166: “ okay.. this is new. ”
167: “ want to head back to my place and have a little fun? ”
168: “ you’re in trouble now. ”
169: “ what a pretty sight. ”
170: “ bend over. ”
171: “ on your knees. ”
172: “ the food looks great but.. there’s something much more delicious i’d like to eat right now. ”
173: “ lay back. ”
174: “ take off your clothes. ”
175: “ well, fine; just this once. ”
176: “ i’m waiting. ”
177: “ you’re so beautiful. ”
178:“ as you wish. ”
179: “ first one to make a noise loses.”
180: “ you have no idea what you do to me. ”
181: “ if you’re bored; wanna have sex? ”
182: “ i've wanted this for so long. ”
183: “ car sex looks so much more easier in the movies. ”
184: “ can i touch you? ”
185: “ open up. ”
186: “ no strings attached. ”
187: “ already? do i really have that much of an effect on you? ”
188: “ mine. ”
189: “ the nights still young. ”
190: “ we can't do that here! ”
191: “ behave. ”
192:“ what did you just say? ”
193: “ good girl. ”
194: “ good boy. ”
195: “ come here. ”
continued nsfw from misc sources
196: “are you going to come here, or are you going to make me come get you myself?”
197: “don’t look at me like that, you brought this on yourself.”
198: “stay still, squirming will make it worse.”
199: “keep count. if you lose it, we’re starting over. understand?”
200: “go get me the cane.”
201: “take your shirt off and put your hands up against the wall.”
202: “open your mouth. i’m putting the gag in so your screaming won’t alarm someone.”
203: “did you disobey my orders?”
204: “i thought i told you not to touch that?”
205: “have you finished everything i told you to do?”
206: “if you don’t stop acting like this, i’ll be forced to use different tactics.”
207: “your skin turns so red under my palm.”
208: “bend over the back of the couch.”
209: “you might want to bite something, the whip has a bite to it.”
210: “come here and bend over my lap.”
211: “i’m tired of your smart mouth.”
212: “you’re really hot.”
213: “oh, don’t mind me. just enjoying the view.”
214: “you know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”
215: “hot damn.”
216: “so, you come here often?”
217: “well, well. my night just got better.”
218: “is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
219: “you have got a great ass.”
220: “hey, i’m open minded.”
221: “you enjoying the view over there?”
222: “keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
223: “don’t be bashful. you know you want to.”
224: “you can have me any way you’d like, baby.”
225: “you wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”
226: “i’m off in a few minutes, you know.”
227:“it’s been a long day. why don’t we help each other unwind?”
228: “i think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
229: “i’m gonna be honest with you. i’m really horny, and you’re really hot. can we fuck? like, now?”
230: “i wanna see you get naked.”
231: “you like how i bend over for you, huh?”
232: “you’re getting me all worked up.”
233: “what do we have here?”
234: "i see someone’s happy to see me.”
235: “play your cards right, and i just might have to put you on speed dial.”
236: “you like that, don’t you?”
237: “how do you want me?”
238: “i’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
239: “i want you. right here. right now.”
240: “god, you’re perfect.”
241: “i really like a man who’s good with his hands.”
242: “i’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
243: “i saw that. you just checked me out.”
244: “you look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”
245: “you wanna help me out of this ___?” (insert article clothing here.)
246: “can i keep you?”
247: “you’re such a tease.”
248: “oh my, looks like i/you dropped something.”
249: “i love it when you talk dirty.”
250: “i can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”
251: “i think you’ll be happy to know that i’m not wearing any underwear.”
252: “i really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”
253: “it’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”
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One Tree Hill Thread - Part 1
I’m in episode 3, is it too soon to get exited about Haley and Nathan? Cause I’m already craving for them to be together.
“It’s you [Haley] or nobody else” yassss Nathan that’s the content I’m here for.
I’m already over Payton and Nathan’s relationship, he’s the crappiest boyfriend ever and she deserves a beautiful soul like Lukas’s to cherish and love her.
can't believe that Nathan keeps bringing this relationship as "we were good, weren't we?" everytime he can lmao
Maybe Chuck Bass & Dan Humphrey never became fiends,but if Ryan Atwood & Luke War did & Scott McCall & Theo Raeken put their differences apart & fought together against evil, then I NEED Lucas & Nathan BECOMING THE LOVING BROS I WANT.
Nathan’s father is disgusting. - disgusting part 1/∞
Don’t tell me Keith hasn’t gone under the scalpel cause he has less wrinkles than I do and he was 40 back then and I’m 20.
(can't avoid my own shitty tweets)
These brothersssss, silly Nathan misunderstanding Haley’s message and believing Brook while Lucas asks Peyton her heart and then she freaks out chiiiiill brossss
NATHAN JUST PUSHED HALEY INTO A CLASSROOM JUST LIKE WILLIAM DID WITH NOORA!!!! NO DOUBT I’M CRYING ON THE FLOOR SO HARD
Who’s worse Whitey or Dan Scott? - wow i used to dislike him, can't relate anymore.
Cheesy Nathan telling Haley he needs her is what I’m living for from now on.
Idk what u think but I personally think that Haley’s voice is sexier than Brooke’s (even tho B is supposed to be “sexy” one)
Haley singing for Nathan Noora singing for William this people won’t let me live happy.
Brooke figuring out how Payton and Lucas were seeing each other behind her back
It’s incredible how every time you think Dan is about to change and become a (not nice but) normal person he comes back with a new horrible and worse action than before, he’s disgusting - part 2/∞.
Dev was talking about her secrets & how they were from the past (& how they should remain there), had nothing to do with Nathan or how much she loves him. SIS WE ALL KNOW THOSE WILL COME OUT EVENTUALLY, SO BETTER NOW THAN THEN, they’re probably so messed so up.
Is it me or everyone’s 200% hotter in the second part of season 1?
HALEY’S TATTOO I’M DEAD.
“I GUESS BY RULE I OWE YOU A KISS” (then Nathan and Payton kiss) WHAT THE FUCK WHAT KIND OF AMERICAN RULE IS THAT?
HALEY AND NATHAN JUST TOLD EACH OTHER THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER (LOL) AND I’M STILL ON THE FLOOR CAUSE THIS IS TOO MUCH.
-Naley declaring their love for each other
-Brooke lying about being pregnant
-Mama Payton this episode was bomb 🔥 🔥 🔥
How cute is Nathan? He’s SO CUTE AND NICE with Haley that I’m constantly thinking he’s going to mess everything up any time soon, but again he is cute and respectful and caring and loving and I’m dying over here.
let's save this tweet because this remains A FACT i won't ever be over.
U guys know when Haley says “I can’t stop thinking about Nathan. When I’m with him I’m happy & when I’m without him I can’t stop thinking about him” (or something like that)? WELL THAT’S ME BUT REPLACE NATHAN WITH ONE TREE HILL BC THIS SHOW IS FIRE IN MY HEART.
This show is so 2018 sometimes it scares me W O W how they talk about if Nathan watching porn is okay or not, how Haley feels about it, what Payton and Lucas say to her, I’m so surprised and down for this.
L O V E I T S O M U C H.
Me watching the brotherhood I’ve been craving for. Nathan supporting Lucas while stupid Dan wants to blame L when it’s HIS FAULT cause L was hurt & he shouldn’t have played in first place, THIS IS WHAT I’M HERE FOR AND I LOVE IT WITH ALL MY HEART Lathan💕Nucas.
BECAUSE YOU’RE MY BROTHER + HUG + I’LL MISS YOU TOO LITTLE BROTHER How can they do this to me? I’m crying hard.
Haley told Lucas (like in the middle of the season) that he shouldn’t expect that much from her (cause he always says she’s better than anyone and idealises her) but he keeps asking her why she does the things does & I don’t get it, L bro, mind your own business.
“You’re my family now Haley”
“I don’t want to loose you”
NATHAN WOULD YOU STOP MY HEART - I CAN’T WITH ALL THIS OMG (not to mention that they’re playing maroon 5 on the back so it can’t be more cute and romantic)
How is possible that one tree hill has me on the verge of crying THE WHOLE EPISODE, SEASON AND TIME? It’s insane. Not to speak about Naley, that couple is making up for all the Noorhelm content I’ve not seen and the og noorhelm I’ll never see. Not to replace or compare but these couples have an unique place in my heart and are one of those couples that every time you see them you start getting emotional and finally cry. Like Haley did I should get tattooed “Naley” bc they give me strong feelings all the time w o w.
Naley has taken over my heart and I don’t want it back ever. Keep it and make it as happy as it is right now forever please. Thank you, bye.
i won't ever be over them.
That nipple piercing... I will never be over it. (gif from @juiceortiz)
No one likes the fact that your child might get married before/around 18, but Naley HAD ALREADY DONE IT SO WHY NOT BE HAPPY FOR THEM? Instead of all the “you’ll regret it” and all that bullshit, they did it and they’re happy, let them be free.
Haley calling out Deb when she started to shout H’s parents bc they allowed H to marry N was so sassy and badass and I loved it.
Nathan turned down the 3 months basketball camp and said no because he wanted to be with his wife. NALEY WINNING ALWAYS!
WTF HALEY AND MUSIC BOY!? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM!? They kissed twice W T F!?!?
THIS CHRIS THING IS SO NERVE RACKING!!! HALEY WANTS TO GO ON TOUR W HIM & STILL WANTS NATHAN TO BE COOL W IT WHEN SHE KISSED C! I want Haley to be happy & free, but asking Nathan to be cool w H and C going on tour together when they’ve already kissed is insane!
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