#Watari slander

[liquidpaperfoundation]

Just read the one-shot death note manga where Watari talks about what it's like to live with L and the amount of autism mom vibes I get from this are truly staggering

[fuckyouwatari]

https://www.tumblr.com/fuckyouwatari/734661576884387840/its-not-trauma-if-they-dont-recognize-it-as?source=share

question, where do you get these quotes from? are they canon or just stuff you made up?

these are direct quotes from the gospel, sir

(i make these quotes up dhksdhkwdjajs)

[ablizmal]

MY BROTHERS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY WHEN IT COMES to creating watari slander 😭😭😭😂😂

so i’ve talked in the past about how fucking SHITTY it is that watari didn’t even give L a full first name, right?

well, one of the dark jokes we’ve been saying is that for L’s last name, he had to earn every single letter by achieving some goal watari set up for him. just HORRIFICALLY fucked up, right???

today, one of my brothers (joke) pitched the idea that “watari put L as his first name as a reminder to himself that he’ll name him later” HELPPPPPPPPP FBWKDJKWDHWKSJAKSJS THAT’s SO FUCKING SHITTY 🫢🫢😭😭😂😭

[roobgumball95]

can you imagine like,,, a seijoh camping trip,,,

you can’t tell me iwaizumi wouldn’t be the highschool student equivalent of bear grylls. dude would be climbing trees and starting fires without matches and chopping wood and cooking the food without breaking a SWEAT. the man was built for the outdoors.

kyoutani is his right hand man, angrily trying out-chop him with the wood and iwa doesn’t even realize he’s made it into a competition.

yahaba is repulsed by the outdoors but makes himself useful. he probably sets up the tents and helps clean the pots and pans after kyoutani and iwaizumi dent use them.

watari is afraid of bugs.

kindaichi is also afraid of bugs but warms up to them after iwa tells him he used to love catching bugs.

kunimi is a shocking kind of insect attractant. by the end of the trip he’s covered in bites from head to toe.

matsukawa and hanamaki do absolutely nothing. like somehow they literally get away with doing nothing. they escape to go swimming and fishing whenever iwaizumi tries to recruit them to help with something (they always come back right on time for food though).

and oikawa… well oikawa didn’t want to go in the first place. he hates camping, always has. it’s gross and disgusting and he can’t shower properly and what about his skincare, iwa-chan, how is he supposed to connect with the team while breaking out?! and yet it all comes to a head when the team goes for a swim in the river and he’s complaining and whining because the river water is slimy and iwa pulls him aside with his eyebrows all scrunched together and asks “tooru, (oh my god he never calls him tooru) if you want to go home, i’ll seriously take you home right now,” and oikawa remembers how much iwaizumi (and the rest of the team but they don’t matter) has been enjoying this trip… and he sighs and waves it away because “don’t be ridiculous iwa-chan, i know you love camping.”

(and iwaizumi just stands there as oikawa walks away, because oikawa doesn’t do things he hates for anyone)

[froglegsz]

hc that watari hates the beatles w a passion and whenever someone asks him why he just pulls up his notes app and spends three hours going through it

- 🍯

masamune: hey, let me know if youve heard this song before. its kind of old and the band is from the uk so you might not know it but its really good and i think you might like it. *plays hey jude*

watari going red from anger: you have GOT to be fucking kidding me-

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

Being Oikawa's Little Sister and Iwa's crush

😡 Oikawa Is Mean To You 😡

Oikawa 'the jerk' Toru featuring Seijoh x fem! Reader

Warnings: Swearing, Oikawa being mean

AN: This is an Anon request

You want to punch him Yn?

I have no problems fighting men 😒

Seriously tho, I think you've suffered enough being the baby sister of the infamous Toru Oikawa 🙌🏻

Did you guys hear that? The gates of heaven opening, the birds singing and the sun shining 🥰

Yeah me neither 🙃

Oh well, back to your life plight

Being the sister of Toru had its pros and cons

The cons vastly outweighing the pros but nevertheless

It's not like you could help who you are biologically related to YN so you just have to deal

You played many different rolls as Oikawa's sister including (but not limited to) bodyguard, warden, comforter, and PR Manager

Seriously the amount of times you had to tell his fan girls he already left for the day just so he could escape the bathroom alive 🙄

YN's out here doing God's work

The one good thing is that your work never went unnoticed 🥰

Well by Toru it did but we aren't talking about him rn

Because Iwaizumi Hajime, 18, Wing-spiker/Seijoh Ace has our FULL attention 😏

This sweet angel istg-

He is so smitten with you YN and yet you haven't noticed

Or maybe it's because you never through you'd grab the attention of THE Iwaizumi

Probably too busy running errands for Oikawa 😒

Anyways, Iwa has had a crush on you for literal years

Like since him and Oiks became besties!

You use to follow them, trying to play volleyball

Iwa would often ignore you, too worried he'd mess up and say something stupid ☹️

But Oikawa (always saying something stupid) told you to just bug off

The amount of times you told your mom and Toru got in trouble 🤣

If that didn't solidify Iwa's feelings for you, I don't know what did

Of course, Oikawa knew of Iwa's crush on you 🙄

Mans used it at every turn to save his ass

"Ah ah Iwa-chan, would YN-chan want you to cause her brother more grief?"- Oikawa would say just as Iwa was about to pelt him with a volleyball

Makki, Mattsun, Kunimi, Yahaba, Kyotani, Watari and Kindaichi 👉🏻 I'm sure YN will forgive Iwa 😐

Oikawa 👉🏻😱 THE SLANDER

Iwaizumi 👉🏻 🧑🏻💥 🏐

Everything was going right in the world, until it wasn't 🙃

Because that's what we do here

It was a particularly rough day, Seijoh had just lost to Shiratorizawa 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 and everyone was in a mood

Especially Oikawa

Please when Oikawa is in a mood, stay clear 😒

Unfortunately you are too much of a sweet angel to do this

Thinking you can cheer the boys up during the practice is what we do 🥰

You arrived in the gym, seeing the boys setting up

Makki and Mattsun greet you in their normal way, probably with head pats 😍

Kyotani waves at you and you wave back

Kunimi and you text constantly so no need for a physical exchange of words YN ✋🏻

You see Iwaizumi and smile at him, watching him blush and return a goofy smile in return 🥺

Please he's got it SO bad for our bby YN

Then you lay eyes on the demonic creature that is your brother

He's practically boiling with rage at this point, probably muttering about how much he hates Ushijima

"If you would have just come to Shiratorizawa... blah blah blah" he says repeatedly

"Hey bro, what's up-" you say coming up next to him

Toru looks at you then looks away, completely ignoring you

RUDE

But we will forgive him, so you try again...

"Toru, hey I came to help you guys today. What would you like me to do?" You said, perky and happy, trying to change the mood from glum to fun

Toru ignores you yet again, as you figure out your next course of action

At this point all of Seijoh is watching, waiting to see what's gonna happen

"Come on Toru-" "YN WILL UOU PLEASE JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!"

You snap back at your brother's shouting, eyes widening

"CANT YOU SEE NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE PARADING AROUND THE GYM YN! CANT YOU GET THAT THROUGH YOUR TINY HEAD OR IS YOUR BRAIN TO STUPOD TO COMPREHEND THAT WE DONT WANT YOU HERE!"- Toru yells, heaving as you back away

"ENOUGH"- Iwaizumi shouts, running towards you and Toru

Your eyes burn with tears as you back up, trying not to let the damn break

"YN hey-" Makki says as him and Mattsun approach

You and Toru look at each other, tears now spilling down your eyes

The realization of his words hit him

"YN, I'm sorry- I-"

"TORU OIKAWA, FUCK YOU"- you scream as you turn, running out of the gym

Kyotani gets up, running after you with Yahaba and Watari

Toru watches as the rest of the gym falls silent

Iwaizumi is PISSED

Like seriously PISSED

Like it's death con level P I S S E D

He's balling his fists up, steam coming off of him

It's so bad that Makki and Mattsun back up

"Kunimi, Kindaichi you guys should probably leave-" Mattsun says as Kunimi and Kindaichi run 🏃‍♂️ towards the gym doors

"Iwa, I know I fucked up ok, I- I'll go and apologize right now"- Toru says as Iwaizumi reaches for a ball, gripping it hard

"Oikawa you better pray Kyotani can talk her down or I swear to GOD you won't be leaving this gym ALIVE"- Iwaizumi growls

Outside of the gym, you sink to the floor, crying as the words run through your head

You and Toru had fought may times but never had it hurt this bad

He had said many mean things to you in the past but saying those things and in front of the whole team, how embarrassing 🥺

You felt someone slide down besides you as you looked to see Kyotani and Yahaba along with Watari surrounding you

"I'm not going to forgive him" you said, wiping your tears

"Nah we don't expect you too"- Yahaba said

"We were just checking on you kid"- Kyotani said as you smile a little, you're friends making your situation a little lighter

"Besides Iwaizumi has probably already murdered him and Makki and Mattsun are trying to hide the body" Watari added, making you belt out a laugh 🤣

"Come back with us, don't let him get to you" Kyotani says as you nod and stand up

You walk back into the gym and see Kunimi and Kindaichi waiting outside the doors, peeking in 👀

"What's wrong?" You said, coming to see

"Iwaizumi is so pissed off YN, seriously I've never seen him so mad"- Kindaichi said

"Yeah, pretty sure Makki and Mattsun are afraid to move because it might set him off"- Kunimi

Inside you see Oikawa on his knees, Iwaizumi standing with a volleyball at the ready, anger radiating off him

"Please Iwa-chan, I didn't mean to hurt YN! Please I know you like them and I really messed up!"- Oikawa pleaded

You stopped, walking into the gym at hearing that Iwaizumi liked you

"Oikawa!! I should kill you for hurting them! You knew how I felt and seeing them cry" Iwaizumi said, his face heating more

You walked up behind Iwaizumi and stopped

"Y-You like me Hajime?" You say, eyes wide and a smile sneaking on your face

"I-uh I- uh" Iwaizumi says, tone instantly shifting from rage to nerves

"Haji" you say, coming closer to him

"YN I LIKE YOU SO MUCH! IVE LIKED YOU SINCE WE WERE KIDS. THE FIRST TIME I EVER SAY UOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER"- Iwaizumi said, word vomiting his confession

You stare back at him, smiling before you lean in and kiss his lips lightly

Iwaizumi looks at you and pulls you into a hug, swinging you around the gym

"I like you to Haji" you say before he kisses you again

The team watches in silent, all gushing at how happy you two are 🥺

Until Oikawa ruins it 😐

"This has all gone according to plan" Oikawa said, standing up and dusting himself off

Everyone just looks at him, confused 🤨

"Shut up Oikawa you didn't plan any of this"- Makki says

"Yeah you are just lucky it worked out"- Mattsun added

Iwaizumi is now growling at Toru who jumps back and screams a little 😅

You approach your brother glaring as he lowers his head in shame

"I'm sorry Yn, will you please forgive me" he says

You look at him, then to Hajime who nodds at you

"I'll forgive you on one condition" you say

"Anything yn"

"I get to hit you with a volleyball"- you say, smirking

Oikawa looks up and smiles

"Yeha ok, I'll take that" he says, probably thinking you can't throw with shit

But it's a good thing you've been studying the Iwaizumi Hajime technique all these years yn 🙃

The ball pelts Oikawa right in the back of the head, sending him flying forward as he starts to whine

"YN CHANNNNN" he cries as everyone laughs

"Nice arm sweetheart" Iwaizumi says, skipping your cheek as you smile back at him 🥰

[deddeathanddeyond]

Twenty-Two Reasons Why L is as Evil as Light

for all the people who love slandering light while praising L:)

-disclaimer: L is my favorite character-

1. In the beginning, L sacrificed a criminal, Lind L. Tailor, just like what Light did, except L did it for his own benefit and to solve the investigation.

2. Later on in the story, L was about to let another criminal die just to test a rule in the Death Note (the 13 days rule).

3. When L caught Misa for suspecting her of being the second Kira, he interrogated her for extremely long periods of time that consumed much of Misa’s mentality (torture).

4. He also deprived Misa of sleep (torture).

5. He repeatedly disallowed Misa of basic necessities, including being able to go to the bathroom and having water (torture).

6. He deprived Misa of many of her senses (strapping her blindfolded: torture).

7. He strapped her to a metal contraption for hours on end (torture).

8. He definitely left an imprint on Misa’s mentality during this interrogation, even going so far as to tell Watari to do “whatever it takes to make her talk” (torture).

9. Misa even screamed, “Just kill me!” which shows that she was being forced into such a stressful situation by L (torture).

10. After the Misa interrogation, L even had a mock execution set up for Light, which can also be considered torture for Light as well as Misa, who was a bystander.

11. L was always condescending towards Misa, while Light never actually called her “stupid” in front of her face.

12. L manipulated Misa into helping him with the investigation.

13. Even Light himself thought that it was wrong to manipulate Misa into helping them:

14. L lied about Light being his first friend, which shows that he is capable of manipulation.

15. Over sixty-four surveillance cameras were placed in Light’s room alone by L, not to mention more in Light’s household and the household of the deputy director. Note that none of the households were aware of this (except for Soichiro) and, at this time, L doesn’t even have any concrete evidence to even have a permit to do this.

16. In fact, L does anything he can do to solve the case, which is described above.

17. This scene:

18. L repeatedly calls Matsuda stupid, while Light never does to anyone.

19. In fact, L pretty much deems the entire task force (except for Light) as stupider as he is. In chapter 13 of the manga, L investigates the current task force to see if they are Kira, who he has previously said as extremely smart, but determines they aren’t. You can see how the task force reacts to this subtle condescension:

20. L only takes on cases that he finds interesting. He is not the “hero” that saves the world from “all evil” but instead he is just pursuing his personal hobby: solving cases.

21. That being said, he even called himself evil by saying, “If you measured good and evil deeds by current laws, I would be responsible for many crimes.” and “That is why I only take on cases that pique my interest. It’s not justice at all. And if it means being able to clear a case, I don’t play fair. I’m a dishonest, cheating human being who hates losing.”

22. Whereas Near simply calls Light “a murderer”, L actually never does. In fact, if we were to call the second death note movie as canon, L calls himself the worst type of monster (a lying monster).

sources: 3-9. eyecicles on tumblr, 14. 13eyond13 on tumblr, 21. death note one-shot special

[haikyuuublog]

Haikyuu Characters As Theater Kids: Seijoh Addition

Oikawa:

ACTING PRODIGY

PLZ he is born to be on stage

Adaptable to any role

Fakes confidence over his crippling insecurities so he’s used to pretending to be something he’s not 😃

Beautiful singing voice and really smooth dancer with great rhythm

Charms people to come to their shows; he attracts a LOT of fangirls

Attention whore

Very competitive and always wants the lead role: When Kageyama first tried out, he thought he might be upstaged again and was ready to manipulate Kageyama into dropping out. He learned very quickly that Kageyama sucks.

Really helps the dynamic with his fellow cast members and keeps the show going fluid

Openly flirts with Iwaizumi on set

One time Iwaizumi asked him why he wasn’t nervous and Oikawa said, “My trick is looking in the mirror before a show. Because it reminds me that the sexiest person at Seijoh believes in me.”

Gives himself a standing ovation at the end

As he should 😌

Iwaizumi:

Works in stage crew; he helps move set pieces and helps the actors with strength training

Aggressively supportive; one time somebody lied about getting sleep when they were super tired and he yelled at them to leave until they were well rested. (It was Oikawa).

His love language is yelling and aggression, and I think that’s very sexy of him 😌

Very muscular so he really helps with changing sets and moving heavy props between scenes

Also helps train dancers and get them in shape

That also attracts fangirls because ✨arm muscles✨

Rolls his eyes and grumbles when Oikawa flirts with him, but it actually makes him flustered and he’s really not as subtle as he thinks he is

Does not refer to Oikawa by his name, only by Shittykawa

He put that as his official name in the programme that gets handed out to everyone before the show

All of Seijoh was on board with it. Truly the epitome of teamwork and camaraderie

Kunimi:

Sleeps through practice

Lazy as hell

Where is the effort? 🤨

Super low-effort and always sounds like he’s gonna fall asleep on stage

Does actually fall asleep on stage

Daichi was not pleased

Kyotani “Mad Dog”

Shoves everyone

Literally all the actors

Also everyone else

Including an old woman who “was asking to be pushed if she was just gonna stand in the fucking way like that”

He can’t help himself

One day tried to shove one of the crew members and by the time he discovered it was Iwaizumi, he was already screwed

Iwaizumi dropped the heavy set piece he was carrying on him

He swears it was an accident

It wasn’t

Yahaba:

Bitch slapped Kyotani on stage

Claimed he did it to improvise because he thought it would add extra emotion to the scene

Nobody bought that but everybody pretended to because seeing Kyotani get bitch slapped was incredibly satisfying

Claimed he did it the second time by accident

By the third time, he just admitted he did it because Kyotani had a punchable face

Honestly? Valid

Makki:

Cannot take this seriously, I’m sorry

Him and Mattsun send each other memes during practice

Quits because “who wants to see Oikawa’s ego gets stroked any more than it already is”

To be fair, Oikawa was giving himself a standing ovation and he was telling all of Seijoh to join in

Iwa booed him and Makki joined to keep Oikawa humble

Unfortunately, trying to keep Oikawa humble is an impossible task

A for effort though I guess

Mattsun:

Cannot take this seriously pt. 2

Him and Makki send memes to each other

Feel like he would sneak in snacks and eat them in the audience with Makki

He thinks he’s being sneaky but it becomes a problem because Nishinoya asks really loudly, “DO YOU GUYS HAVE FOOD?” Then, everyone rushes to them and steals their snacks. 

He decided to prank them next practice by bringing in really gross tasting snacks.

He forgot that he brought in gross tasting snacks and ate one himself. RIP to his tastebuds 😔

Quits because Makki quits. I don’t make the rules. 🤷‍♀️

Watari:

Bruh idk I couldn’t tell you one fact about this man besides that he’s Seijoh’s libero

An extra with Ennoshita and Company 😌

It’s ok: Remember, no small parts only small actors. :)

Kindaichi:

Tries to start beef with Kageyama

Kageyama literally says anything, and Kindaichi just scoffs and acts salty

Kageyama doesn’t give him the time of day

Makes him more angry

I will never stop the Kindaichi slander and I’m not sorry 😌

[petrichorqz]

haikyuu!! characters and their questionable habits (no i will not go easy on the slander): an extensive(?) list that i will update eventually. 

karasuno

daichi: is the person who always leaves one cookie in the box so he doesnt have to throw it away

noya: picks his nose very VERY often; sometimes forgets how to tie shoelaces

kinoshita: puts 5 droplets of sanitizer on his hand (as opposed to just putting ONE), it all always drips on the floor

ennoshita: keeps a bullet journal and can’t shut up about it

tanaka: forgets that he buzzed his hair off so sometimes he tries to curl his hair between his fingers while trying to focus. it has the opposite effect each time as he is baldie baddie

suga: unironically says gatekeep gaslight girlboss

kageyama: tries to copy suga but instead says girlboss gaskeep gatelight almost every time and doesn’t catch his mistake

narita: forgets to go the store to buy deodorant so he smells really bad for about a week

asahi: frequently stuggles distinguishing trash from recyclable waste, gets really frustrated when google doesnt help his situation

yamaguchi (THEY/THEM PLEASE i am begging): does their eyeliner before school,, not questionable i just love them

tsukishima: bites his nails (:I me too)

hinata: never knows what the date is

nekoma

kai: maintains a quote book, most of it is kuroo’s loud ass dad jokes

kenma: always carries his washi tape everywhere to tape it on kuroo’s forehead

fukunaga: beatboxes whenever something sad is happening

kuroo: complimentary habit to fukunaga’s, instead of beatboxing he just knows the PERFECT lyrics to every situation that happens. his relationship advice is always let it go-

lev: chews with his mouth open

yaku: has a body pillow of danny devito. sleeps with the pillow on flights

yamamoto: always has crumbs on his bed

shiratorizawa

tendou: definitely learned another language so he could confuse the entire team by spending entire practices speaking in the language his teammates do not understand

goshiki: runs an ed sheeran hate club (we support it fully !!! pop off)

shirabu: is in a sonic phrase and the only thing he says are quotes by eggman in the fandub

ushijima: has had the same calculator since 4th grade and doesnt know how to use any other calculator

semi: calls himself a semicircle

leon: says “you mean like left or right?? directions?” whenever someone asks him for his preferred pronouns

seijoh

mattsun: runs a thirst tiktok (we support this too !!!!! go off legend)

makki: doesnt brush his hair. ever

kindaichi: doesnt brush his teeth before a dentist appointment

oikawa: set all the tts voices in his phone to irish speakers

iwaizumi: has horrible handwriting. hes really smart so everyone wants his notes for everything but no one can read shit

kunimi: plays dragon city for 2+ hours every day each and knows all the dragon breeding patterns by heart

mad dog: barks at the tv when his favorite soccer team loses posession of the ball

watari: draws a blue arrow on his forehead and runs around the gym “summoning air”. does this about every two weeks

yahaba: calls himself an alpha male

inarizaki

suna: reads exclusively ya romances because he enjoys getting mad at the stupid straight main characters and throwing the book on his bed

atsumu: pees in the shower

osamu: listens to imagine dragons <3

aran: spells his passwords out loud when he’s entering them into literally ANY website

kita: has a birthday list in his notes app ready to whip out whenever someone asks about upcoming birthdays. one problem though. he forgot to put the names of everyone in it so it gets slightly difficult to navigate

ren: says “feel good” after anyone laughs (go stream feel good inc.)

other

akaashi: folds the corners of book pages as bookmarks

bokuto: loses his keys every 3 days. they are always in his bag.

koganegawa: frequently forgets to bring kneepads to practice

sakusa: doesnt know how to work a microwave, always burns the popcorn

honorable mention daishou: always has his mask under his nose,, hey king! stop

ty for reading !! ik this was long but i missed some characters but do not fret i have a list of characters i did not include here because i am brain dead from exams so i will write it at a Certain Point In Time

additionally if you would like me to write ab something feel free to leave a request ! i am open to pretty much anything that’s sfw

[evermorehaikyuu]

Can I please request hcs of my boys from seijoh and/or inarizaki (as a team) with a manager who emits bbe (bad b*tch energy)? And the team/s is/are like: “step on me pls” when their manager defends their team from other teams with witty comebacks cuz like, no ones gonna look down on my boys 😤 Hope ya understand that TwT thanks luv❤️ adore your works btw, and no one can tell me otherwise 😤🥰💖🙈💕

And I LOVE YOU, RANDOM CITIZEN--I will do both, I really like this ask! It’s a bit longer than my usual headcanons, whoops, that’s why I put a keep reading thingamabob, hopefully you don’t mind!

Aoba Johsai

These boys absolutely ADORE YOU

They all respect you and to be honest, they may or may not all have the smallest crush on you and yes, this goes to Kyoutani as well

Whenever you go and defend them, from behind, they’ll have heart eyes for you and you never notice because they hide it, but they’re your boys, you’re not letting anyone slander them

An example of this was when someone from the basketball team had said “Yeah, but Seijoh never made it to Nationals” behind their backs and all of their moods just dropped to the center of the earth

However, you come out of nowhere and with a snarky smile, merely say, “And at least they made it to semi finals. Until you make it to semi finals, shut up and go shoot a three pointer or something.”

The team’s hearts? G o n e

You hang around the third years during school and it doesn’t matter if you’re taller or shorter than them all, they’ll stay behind you if you’re attacking someone for attacking them

Plus it’s fun to see you in action and they just enjoy being around you because you can go from chaotic to dead serious

Oikawa sometimes flirts with you and you flirt back because you know it’ll get him flustered

Matsukawa, Hanamaki and you are the trio that everyone is scared of because who knows what crimes you’ll commit when you’re older? (None.)

Iwaizumi and you have a bond that’s different from everyone else’s and he just loves being around you (yes, he also has a tiny crush on you)

The second years all have a deep respect and fondness for you

Out of all of them, the most obvious one with a little crush on you is Yahaba

He’ll try to fight for himself, but you just come out of nowhere to protect him and he likes that a lot better

Watari is just so happy when you’re around, he’s like a little ball of sunshine and when you protect him, he’ll stand behind you whilst looking at the person saying whatever they were saying

Kyoutani, unlike the rest of the team except for Iwaizumi, has a deep respect for you and will go out of his way to help you with something (one time you were carrying a bench on your own and he tried to help, even after you assured him you were fine, that it was light anyways)

Now the first years, specifically Kindaichi, has literally thought about you being an angel from heaven until you’re slandering the people defaming them

Kunimi is very quiet and impatient most of the team and indifferent to his team, but with your comebacks, you are the only person that has ever made him laugh in public

The team has never loved you more for that

Kindaichi loves being around you, he’s like a duckling in that sense and will hide behind you if he’s frowned upon because he loves that sense of protection you have

In short, Aoba Johsai loves you and not just because you’re their manager, but because you’re just an amazing person overall

Inarizaki

Automatically, right off the bat, I can tell you that the second you’re able to calm the twins down, the whole team has fallen head over heels for you

And as much as you can be strict with the team, you’re also the person they like to go to for anything; in fact, they count on you a lot

As their manager, you oblige instantaneously to any of their dumb pranks on each other and just being there for them

But the thing is while you may put up a calm front, the second they get attacked verbally, you are right there in two seconds with your arms crossed and ready to start a fight if you have to

“I don’t know how they were defeated, it was just Karasuno.”

“Yeah, well, maybe they’re not that good; after all, it’s just the twins that help out and they have a bunch of fangirls”

The rest of the team was bristling and you just said, “Unless you’re actually known around the school because you’re on the team, I don’t think you should talk, you’re not even a regular on your own team, so shut it.”

They never said anything about the boys’ team again and the rest of the team had heart eyes, including Kita, who no one really expected to feel like that

The third years are the ones you hang around most and you’re always up to something (not pranks, that’s reserved for the second years 90% of the time)

A lot of people think you, Omimi and Kita don’t get along that well but they’re dead wrong; both of them go to you and literally ask you if you want to get food afterschool and all in all, they both appreciate you as a person and as their manager

Now Aran and Akagi on the other hand, you three are a set, do not separate. Aran may seem like someone calm but with you two, he’s someone else and it’s a good thing, he loves that you bring out this side of him. Akagi loves you so much, he sometimes hides behind you when someone’s saying something mean about him because he feels protected because of you

The second years, oh boy, there’s a ton of second years on the team but the main group are the twins and Suna, but more on that later

Ginjima, Riseki, even though he’s a first year, and Kosaku are the main ones that come to you for advice and you give them solid advice

Plus you’re the one always defending them whenever someone says that they’re nothing to the team (one time they had to drag you away before you started a fight) so they’re head over heels in love with you

Now the twins and Suna and you are another complete set but Suna’s the one that’s hiding behind you a lot when they start arguing and you’re always the one to separate them

You four are the friend group that would sleepover at each other’s houses even if they don’t agree, but give in; you’re also the kind of people mercilessly teasing each other but also fighting if anyone says anything mean

Suna loves that you can control the twins and the twins ADORE the fact that you can drive their fangirls away with a single glare

The team loves you and they’re your boys, you’ll always be there to protect them

[ao3feed-daisuga]

hey lover!

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3s4JAbT

by wheresryo

in which,

the each team annoys the fuck out of the captains of the aoba johsai & inarizaki team.

Words: 514, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Haikyuu!!

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Original Characters, Kageyama Tobio, Tsukishima Kei, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Hinata Shouyou, Kozume Kenma, Sawamura Daichi, Sugawara Koushi, Ennoshita Chikara, Kinoshita Hisashi, Narita Kazuhito, Nishinoya Yuu, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Shimizu Kiyoko, Yachi Hitoka, Azumane Asahi, Tanaka Saeko, Iwaizumi Hajime, Oikawa Tooru, Hanamaki Takahiro, Matsukawa Issei, Kunimi Akira, Kyoutani Kentarou, Watari Shinji, Yahaba Shigeru, Kindaichi Yuutarou, Kita Shinsuke, Miya Atsumu, Miya Osamu, Ojiro Aran, Akagi Michinari, Oomimi Ren, Suna Rintarou, Kosaku Yuuto, Ginjima Hitoshi, Riseki Heisuke, Kuroo Tetsurou, Yamamoto Taketora, Haiba Lev, Yaku Morisuke, Inuoka Sou, Fukunaga Shouhei, Teshiro Tamahiko, Shibayama Yuuki, Haiba Alisa, Yamamoto Akane, Tendou Satori, Semi Eita, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Shirabu Kenjirou, Goshiki Tsutomu, Akaashi Keiji, Bokuto Koutarou, Konoha Akinori, Shirofuku Yukie, Suzumeda Kaori, Futakuchi Kenji, Aone Takanobu, Sakunami Kousuke, Koganegawa Kanji, Nametsu Mai, Terushima Yuuji, Misaki Hana, Kuribayashi Runa, Sakusa Kiyoomi, Komori Motoya

Relationships: Kageyama Tobio/Tsukishima Kei/Yamaguchi Tadashi, Hinata Shouyou/Kozume Kenma, Sawamura Daichi/Sugawara Koushi, Ennoshita Chikara/Kinoshita Hisashi/Narita Kazuhito, Nishinoya Yuu/Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Shimizu Kiyoko/Yachi Hitoka, Azumane Asahi/Tanaka Saeko, Iwaizumi Hajime/Oikawa Tooru, Hanamaki Takahiro/Matsukawa Issei, Kunimi Akira/Kyoutani Kentarou, Miya Atsumu/Original Female Character(s), Kindaichi Yuutarou/Yahaba Shigeru, Konoha Akinori/Miya Osamu, Akaashi Keiji/Suna Rintarou, Bokuto Koutarou/Kuroo Tetsurou, Haiba Lev/Yaku Morisuke, Tendou Satori/Ushijima Wakatoshi, Goshiki Tsutomu/Shirabu Kenjirou, Futakuchi Kenji/Semi Eita, Sakusa Kiyoomi/Original Character(s), Koganegawa Kanji/Terushima Yuuji

Additional Tags: kind of an au ??, this is hella chaotic and for no reason, some of it doesnt make sense, suna and akaashi rights, most of this is oikawa and atsumu slander

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3s4JAbT

[deerixiie]

Took you long enough 🙄🙄 the former Watari slander on this blog was 🤢💔

i was well deserved 😺👍🏾 he does not exist in 70% of the hq fandom’s brains so it doesn’t matter 💆🏾‍♀️💆🏾‍♀️💆🏾‍♀️

[deerixiie]

they hate u bc u support watari slander

how can i slander someone who legitimately does not exist