#Waldo butters

[dresdenfilesincorrectquotes]

Butters: You'd be shocked how much doctor work is stabbing people in the head.

[drawsdenfiles]

Deep thoughts, man.

[alwaysanovice]

Butters: What fucking sociopath made it legal for it to be this cold out? Harry: My boss, Queen Mab. Butters: We need to kill Queen Mab. Harry: I'm trying.

[helenaheissner]

Ranking the Dresden Files: #3

[waldobuttersdf]

Does that make me Gambit? Or X-23?

[roosinii]

Going through Skin Game now, and I’d forgotten that Butters lead Nicodemus to the Swords. I feel like we don’t give the guy enough credit for his hand in the destruction of Fidelacchius. The fandom ripped Murph apart for being manipulated into that actual act of destroying the Blade, but Fidelacchius would never have been in a position of such weakness in Butters had actually had faith in Harry. It’s completely reasonable that he didn’t, but it still got Murphy a life-changing injury.

I don’t know, both books and fandom spend a fair bit of time raking Harry over the coals for the unintended consequences of his bad decisions (see: the entirety of Ghost Story), but no one I’ve seen has had a thing to say about the new bearer of the Sword Of Faith gaining that position due to (in part) his lack of faith.

I do like Butters, this just rubs me the wrong way.

[reallifejedi]

Butters: You do what you gotta do Harry: I'm going to be as crude as possible. *Deep breath.* FUCK YOU GOAT MAN! Butters: Holy shit! Harry: I'm dancing on your bridge! I'm disrespecting your bridge, Goat Man! You're going to have to throw me off it! Butters: I mean he did do that once Harry: I'm dancing, Goat Man!

[afdg10]

Waldo: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-

Waldo, to Murphy: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.

Harry, to Thomas: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.

Molly: There are two types of people.

[kaphkas]

The cold never bothered him anyway! ❄️

[trufflesandbedlam]

Waldo Butters with fidelacchius Magnetic Bookmarks!

Figured I should post these before they get lost, as I've got a few more new friends arriving at the shop this week.

Butters is available in mega (3") and mini (2.25") sizes, and he's joining the two versions of Harry Dresden we've got available already.

I've got one more Dresden Files-related surprise for the upcoming holiday season... but I need to figure out how to photograph the thing first. 😂 It's NOT a bookmark.

Stay tuned. 😉

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[tooattached2fictionalcharacters]

Finished last night but was too tired to post. Waldo Butters for @reju-arts. 💚

Ko-Fi

[dresdenfilesincorrectquotes]

Thomas: I mean... Does she?

Harry: NO! Why does everyone think Karrin pegs me?

Butters: I mean you are a fearless guy.

[drawsdenfiles]

Karrin's more herself already. <3

[alwaysanovice]

Harry: I dunno, Butters...the knights are an edgy group... Butters: Yeah, I've got edge! Harry: You got as much edge as a clementine.

[ghostlyfanparadise]

[waldobuttersdf]

Harry suffers from anthropomorphism. Deadly disease. Causes upskilling.

Except in Bob. He's living his best potty mouthed Gen X life like a teen from the 80s.