#Wade experianced the 5 stages of grief today
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Based on real life events.
Thinking about how serious play time is in the Wilson- Howlett household
Wade, laying on the floor: Alright, Doc whats your diagnosis? Please dont be cancer please dont be cancer please dont be cancer
Dr gabby with toy tools: Hm.... Yup. You have cancer.
Wade: GAAASSSPPP No!! This can't be! I had so many dreams!! I- *drimatically starts fake crying.* I have to call my husband!
Dr gabby: You better make it quick, its spreading.
Wade: *gets out his phone and actually calls Logan, fake tears in his eyes and everything.* Logan!
Logan, who now walks out to the livingroom, holding the phone: Why are you calling me inside the ho-
Wade: LOGAN!!! I-.... i have cancer..
Logan: .... yeah??
Wade: *sobs drimatically* Im so young!! What are we gonna do!! I need a hug!
Logan: *steps back with his hands up* nu-uh if I mess up my nails Laura is going to kill me.
Dr gabby: Well I can do surgery. And save you.
Wade: GAAASSPP I wont have cancer anymore? Oh please Dr. Gabby!
Dr. Gabby: lay down.
Wade: *lays down very still*
Dr gabby: *litsens to his stomach*
Wade, giggling: What are you doing Doc?
Dr. Gabby: Im checking on the baby.
Wade: Baby!?
Dr. Gabby: Yes.
Logan, looking betrayed: Why didn't you tell me!?
Wade, blushing: Im sorry honey I didn't know untill dr. Gabby took away all of my cancer!!
Gabby: actually you still have cancer everywhere.
Wade: Fuck-
Logan because he's more drimatic then people think: YoU SAID YOU WAS ON THE PILL!
Wade, giggling: IM SORRY!! I HAVE ADHD!! YOU KNOW I FORGET TO TAKE MY PILLS!
Logan: Well You and I both know that Dr gabby took away my balls last week SO IT CANT BE MINE!
Dr gabby: *giggles*
Wade, genuienly shocked he would go this far: IM SO SORRY!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! DON'T LEAVE ME! ๐ณ๐ญ
Logan: Who's is it!? Hm!??
Al, with popcorn: I bet it was that Spider kid he hangs out with.
Logan: GAAASSSPP!! YOU SAID HE WAS JUST A FRIEND
Wade: ๐๐๐๐ง wait wut
Laura:.. what the fuck is going on
Gabby: Papa cheated on daddy
Wade: I-I DID NOT!!! ๐คจ
Logan: I CANT BELIEVE THIS!! ๐ฐ I thought you loved me!! *fake sobs*
Wade: NO WAIT! I DO!! COME BACK!!
Gabby:.... are they still playing pretend...?
Laura:.. I dont know anymore..
#Wade: Im uncomfortable with the environment we've created in the studio today#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool 3#wolverine#laura kinney#gabby kinney#playing pretend#blind al#Wade experianced the 5 stages of grief today#he went from haha this is so fun to aw its so hot when he plays with us to WAIT HOLY SHIT WHAT#Logans filing for pretend divorce as they speak and Wade genuienly is about to cry#they had to stop playing because Wade got too upset#but he did have a 'baby' and now is pretending he birthed his babydoll evelyn like that bluey episode#al is having more fun then she lets on
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