#WRENTAUUR

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*clap* WRENTAUR!

I’m gonna talk about Wren in this au as having always been a centaur! 

-He doesn’t wear horseshoes because they scare him. He’s had lots of people tell him they don’t hurt but he’s still too scared

-His horse body is a Clydesdale like this! With the furry legs

-He’s not fast but he can walk for a LONG time and pull really heavy things

-He’s more than happy to give people rides places

-He doesn’t wear saddles but he wears pretty cloths and such instead that drape over his whole back and down his sides

-He CONSTANTLY forgets how big he is and often bumps things with his rump

-He‘s very careful to watch his step. He stepped on a beetle once and he cried

-As much as he wants a pretty, styled tail, he isn’t comfortable with people touching his tail and he can’t reach it himself

-When he gets excited he leaps all around and clacks his hooves

-He doesn’t mind humans staring too much, and often times he’s okay with taking pictures with people! Sometimes, though, he does feel a bit self conscious when a lot of people are staring and whispering

-Since he can’t fit in an RV he just has a huge tent to sleep in

-Vegetarian 

-Sometimes it genuinely does feel really bad when he has to be excluded from things because he can’t fit in properly. Some work friends are throwing a party? Sorry Wren, we can’t risk you breaking anything. Seph is going to that movie Wren was really hoping to see? Sorry buddy, you can’t fit in the cinema. Wren finally gets invited to something? Oh, we’re going to the horse races on Sunday! You would like that right? People really do try to include him when they can, but sometimes a centaur just can’t fit in.

-Wren actually really dislikes going to horse races. Not because he doesn’t like the sport, but because a lot of people give him trouble when he’s there. You wouldn’t believe how many people have made the “Hey, you’d better go find your rider, the race is starting soon!” jokes to him .

-He likes going to orchards a LOT because he can usually reach the best apples to give to people.

-He’s a Bick Boy! Like 6′9-6′10. Bick.